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  1. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I worked at a theater when this came out and so many people told me unprompted that they hadn’t been to the theaters in years but wanted to watch this.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      everyone basically summed up its success and I would add what this anon mentioned . it was a long time since Ive been to the theaters cause most movies were just lackluster and uninteresting. this was a breath of fresh air compared to everything else trying to prove something. maverick was the type of movie that came out at the right time and had a bit of everything for everyone and didnt piss anybody off. it was one of those movies you had to have seen in theaters, it was really fun to watch with the whole family.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >this was a breath of fresh air
        Literally a maudlin Hollywood sequel full of military propaganda. Admittedly we haven't had a good 'bomb the enemies of the ZOG into submission" movie in far too long.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      People who are not into movies are really proud of it for some reason.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me (except for the talking to strangers part)

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Every theater movie i've seen in the decade of 202
      >Top Gun Mav
      >Avatar 2
      >Mission Impossible in 2023
      Nothing else has caught my interest

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >no furiosa
        ngmi

  2. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure, I personally didnt care for it. They shouldve made Maverick an old jaded loser who had turned nihilistic and gave up on his dreams of flying a bunch, and show him getting outclassed by the new generation of young diverse pilots.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that’s what we need…another classic film character portrayed as miserable and grumpy in their later years..glad you didn’t write the script..homosexual.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Nice screencap you dumb homosexual phone poster.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >classic film character

        Nah, the real stars of the first Top Gun were the fighter jets. The dialogue was 80s Hollywood nonsense at its worst, and as a result no one cared about the characters.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >80s action classics are bad, akshually
          frick off you snobbish, contrarian, fun-hating loser

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >The dialogue was 80s Hollywood nonsense at its worst
          That's precisely what makes it charming 80s sovl
          >Nah, the real stars of the first Top Gun were the fighter jets
          Iceman, Goose, and Maverick are some of the most iconic characters in film, with longstanding cultural influence in everything from anime and manga to direct foreign ripoffs that were sharted out routinely in the 80s and 90s, and are now been being produced routinely again by China, the UK, India, and elsewhere even more so than they were in the 80s/90s due to how huge Maverick was.

          But yes, the F-14s are incredibly sexo.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            >everything from anime and manga to direct foreign ripoffs

            Such an important, powerful legacy, Top Gun really changed the world

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              It's more a knock on anime fans if you ask me
              Jojo fans for instance think their special snowflake anime invented <things>
              Also still relevant given japans past obsession with jconn

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Gunbuster is very kino. Definitely the best foreign Top Gun ripoff.

                Dang, now I have to watch this again.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                What about Macross Plus? Literally has the pilot competition in 2 prototypes, plus an awesome soundtrack.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Both are kino, but Gunbuster has aged better.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >Gunbuster
                >Top Gun ripoff

                Here's your (You) homosexual, don't spend it all in one place.

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              Slop begets slop after all, no matter how kino said slop is or the slop it begets. But the point still stands.
              We're obviously not talking about Annie Hall or 8 1/2 here, moron. It's a silly, fun 80s action movie, and one of the best ones there was.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                It's only slop in the hands of people with poor vision, skill, and talent

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Precisely.
                It's this distinction that precisely seperates TGM from Independence Day: Resurgence.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                The decision to kill off will smith rather than sign him and Jaden on is definitely a courageous and hilarious decision

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                slop means low quality though.
                blockbusters aren't exactly challenging movies, but they are not slop.
                Terminator 2? not slop.
                Rocky IV? slop, but charming.
                Top Gun? not slop.
                Rambo 3? slop.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                I've always thought slop referred to unsophisticated movies for mass audiences, regardless of quality; with some being kino and others being not.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >unsophisticated movies for mass audiences
                yes, but without any care put into it.
                slop means product that's meant to be shoved to people to mindlessly eat up. in the case of movie slop, I'd say it's the difference between enjoying the action/plot and enjoying the act of consuming a movie itself.
                so for example, in a good blockbuster, you finish the movie and immediately after leaving the cinema you can't stop talking with your buddies about how cool scene X was, or when the main character did Y and said Z.
                slop would be when after leaving the cinema you're happy because you could hang out with your friends, and the movie didn't ruin it.
                I still remember leaving the cinema after the new SW trilogy, holy fricking shit was I disgusted each time.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Makes sense.
                Thanks for enlightening my dumb zoomer brain.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >the real stars of the first Top Gun were the fighter jets
          agreed, I saw Top Gun as a kid and fell in love with the tomcat.
          if i didnt play DCS world and wasnt intimately familiar with the f18, i probably wouldnt even know what it was after seeing top gun maverick. The planes got no love at all.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Man, nothing gets by you, huh bud?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >show him getting outclassed by the new generation of young diverse pilots.
        But that's not his it works, at all, in real life. The guys with more flight hours are going to win almost guaranteed every time

        How are you guys this stupid

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >boomer thread
          >attracts boomers
          Many such cases. I had a similar case last night on the Woody Allen thread.

          Why is Cinemaphile like this? Everyone's so fricking angry all the time. This isn't even a political thing: I liked the flying sequences in Maverick, so I'm "a dumb piece of shit zoomer"? You don't seem like a reasonable sort, but I'll mention again that - according to them at least - they shot over 800 hours of aerial footage. This...
          >The entirety of the F-14 Su-37 fight, the entire last half of the movie really, is cgi
          ...is just not true. Yeah, there's CGI. No, it's not *all* CGI. And no, I don't think it looked bad.

          He's shitting on you for not liking the original, which as a zoomer who deeply loves the original, I agree with; even if he's going about it in a really boomer way.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            But I *did* like the original. God damn, the lack of IDs is annoying sometimes. I was slightly coming to the defence of that guy who didn't like the original on that one point alone. The aerial scenes were great for 1986, but there were some limitations, and I'm pretty sure they didn't have the budget to shoot nearly as much footage.

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              >The aerial scenes were great for 1986, but there were some limitations
              The only limitations that were there was that they didnt get to actually blow up real F-5s, and everytime one got hit by a missile and was destroyed you were seeing a scale model blow up. That's it. Every single frame of every flying scene was real.

              Now let's compare that with what goes on in Top Gun 2, oh lol

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >Every single frame of every flying scene was real
                https://screenrant.com/top-gun-1986-flying-scenes-shot-how/
                >While the inside-wienerpit shots were granted finishing touches on studio sets, scenes that involved the planes blowing up or spinning out of control were achieved with the aid of scale models
                >finishing touches on studio sets
                >scale models

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                CLAIM:
                >Every single frame of every flying scene [in the original Top Gun] was real

                https://www.key.aero/article/how-they-made-film-top-gun
                >Paramount arranged for most of the actors to take a flight in an F-14 rear wienerpit and mounted a camera to record them in the air. Unfortunately, almost all of them got airsick, which is understandable, and the footage was unusable.
                >As a result, a high-quality, movable wienerpit mock-up was built that facilitated better control of lighting and camera position

                FACT CHECK: FALSE.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >CLAIM
                >ALL THE FLYING SCENES IN TOP GUN 86 WERE REAL

                >YES, ITS TRUE, THOSE WERE ACTUAL F-14s, A-4s and F-5s WITH AERIAL PHOTOGRAPHY CAPTURED BY A CHASE PLANE

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                "All the flying scenes in Top Gun 86 were real" =/= "They used real planes [combined with footage of the actors in a mock-up wienerpit, plus use of models for spinning and explosions]"

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >All the flying scenes in Top Gun 86 were real
                Yep, except when you see one blow up, then its a kino practical effects model. Much better looking than cgi, dont you think?

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >All the flying scenes in Top Gun 86 were real ... except when you see one blow up

                https://screenrant.com/top-gun-1986-flying-scenes-shot-how/
                >scenes that involved the planes blowing up or spinning out of control were achieved with the aid of scale models
                >blowing up or spinning out of control
                >or spinning out of control

                https://www.key.aero/article/how-they-made-film-top-gun
                >a high-quality, movable wienerpit mock-up was built

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >post he responded to already stated what was fake

                >still scrambles to try and say the flying scenes were fake even though they were real
                Lol, this guy really is ass blasted.

                Meanwhile, in Top Gun Maverick...

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                lmao, here's your augmentation bro

                Just like my ace combat video gems!

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              Ah, sorry.
              That being said, I definitely agree that the action in the 80s one definitely shows its age; but at the same time it's all part of the sovl of movies from back then. Seeing them fly real planes and do stunts and manuevers with them, while the actors are either on soundstages or in the planes, is goofy fun. It helps you suspend disbelief, and not take the movie super seriously.
              Personally, I love the original for it's overriding aesthetic and cinematography more than anything. It really perfectly captures the spirit of the 80s.

              Basically it's implied the enemy is Iran building a nuclear reactor underground. The US is flying a proxy mission for Israel to destroy it.

              The enemy is a composite of Iran, China, NK, and Russia. They're basically Cobra from G.I Joe.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Only seen it once, but immediately thought it was meant to be Iran at the time. Israel has bombed Iranian underground reactors before and US always fight their battles. Perhaps Russia is supplying them with air defense and hardware or running the reactor. Plus Russia is supposedly le bad now and the movie is propaganda.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                The plot and mission is based off Operation Opera(which was done by Israelis against Saddam), but the enemy was also using Su-57s and had a double-headed eagle as it's symbol instead of the red star in the original, implying it's a post-communist regime. It's also set in an area similar to North Korea or Siberia.
                >the movie is propaganda.
                Indeed, but that's besides the point. Nobody who watches Top Gun doesn't go into it not knowing it's unrealisitc military propaganda. They all treat them as masculine techno-fantasies similar to mecha stuff.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >That being said, I definitely agree that the action in the 80s one definitely shows its age

                Huh? It's straight up real air footage. How can it show its age?

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >How can it show its age?
                The editing and jump cuts, as well as the shots of the wienerpit which are clearly on a soundstage.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >editing
                Its edited footage of straight up raw aerial photography, lmao

                You'd have to have some sort of zoomer brain rot mental illness to say real life footage 'aged poorly'. When you watch Top Gun you're straight up watching A-4s, F-5s, and F-14s fly around. It's never going to age. That's like saying some video you took from an airshow you went to "aged poorly".

                Now, let's look at Top Gun 2...

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not talking about the footage itself, oldgay.
                I'm talking about the editing and filming techniques used in the original. The original had a ton of jump cuts and almost all the scenes in the wienerpits were done on sound stages.
                I agree that the original's PFX were sovlfvl, and cutting-edge for the time, but you can definitely tell it's an 80s movie.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm not talking about the footage itself

                You clearly went off the rails when people pointed out TG2 is almost entirely cgi from beginning to end, dumb zoomer. Entire fricking planes are cgi, lmao

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                CLAIM:
                >TG2 is almost entirely cgi from beginning to end

                https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-features/top-gun-maverick-vfx-stunts-1235319795/
                >2,400 VFX shots in total
                >"Hopefully, most of those visual effects shots, if not all of them, are completely hidden,” Tudhope says, emphasizing that Kosinski aimed to shoot as much practically as possible, including filming the actors in the wienerpits while in flight. “We really wanted the shot design of these sequences to be based on real aerial photography, because that gave us this organic plate photography, something that you can’t create digitally very easily. [That gave us] a really amazing foundation for the shots that just feels real and visceral.”
                >There were numerous aerial scenes in which it was impossible to capture the actors in the correct aircraft; the jets in these filmed shots were digitally augmented or fully replaced with CG jets in post. This includes shots involving the fictional prototype Darkstar aircraft in the opening sequence, as well as ones featuring the Grumman F-14 Tomcat, a model that was retired by the Navy in 2006.
                >Instead, actors were filmed in the air in McDonnell Douglas F/A-18 Hornets, the jets that the Top Gun pilots fly in the story, as well as an Aero L-39 Albatros jet trainer, which was used as a stand-in for other aircrafts when filming in areas where military aircraft were not permitted. “We would remove the jet digitally, but we would use it as motion capture, so to speak, and also lighting reference for what the real aircraft was doing
                >If it wasn’t possible to capture an actor in flight, they were filmed on a stage in a rotating wienerpit

                So, there's a fair bit of CGI, but it was used to augment real-world footage, which the director wanted to use wherever possible, and they clearly took a lot of care over it. (Plus, of course, many scenes take place on the ground.)

                FACT CHECK: FALSE.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                lmao, here's your augmentation bro

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Yep. Kino.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Claim: this isn't cool.
                Fact: this is cool.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                The FX teams did a phenomenal job. Now we get overworked artists at Disney cranking out substandard crap.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >overworked artists
                They're all outsourced Jeets.
                I'm not even joking. Look at the credits of any FX team for any Disney movie made in the past decade or so.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                oh yeah, i believe it's outsourced. i think the credits for TGM had a bunch of Indian names too. But in the case for Disney/Marvel, they don't have a coherent roadmap to give the effect houses enough time to produce the shots since they don't seem to know where the story is going in the first place.

                It's how Godzilla Minus One was made so cheaply. I believe it's said that the whole of the effects shots were already planned out with very little changes.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >I believe it's said that the whole of the effects shots were already planned out with very little changes.
                Yeah. They also had super tight deadlines and a lack of extra budget, so the crunch time managed to pay off huge dividends for the quality of the film, while in the U.S and the West it would often be the opposite case. Merely a difference in work culture.
                >ut in the case for Disney/Marvel, they don't have a coherent roadmap to give the effect houses enough time to produce the shots since they don't seem to know where the story is going in the first place.
                Exactly, they have no real filmmakers there anymore because they make everything there by committee, thus destroying their quality.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                What you're seeing is the difference between a movie with a functional pre-production phase, where things are planned, practiced and executed and changes are avoided unless absolutely necessary, and one doesn't and instead runs a "pass the baton" movie by committee approach in which nothing is nailed down until the end of post production and they end up spending a fortune doing every single effects shot 5 separate times as they slowly find their way to a barely coherent compromise of a movie. When you have a farm of SEAsians and you take the "fix it in post" mentality to its logical conclusion that's what you get.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly.
                It's also how TGM, a movie that was in development hell for 30+ years, had a star-studded cast, and used actual F18s that the actors had to be trained on, cost roughly 170-180 million for its production budget; while a generic marvel turd like The Marvels cost over 270 mil at least.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                I don't understand what's going on in that webm. I'm assuming it's supposed to show that Top Gun 2 is completely CGI. That's fine by me. I'm all about the acting. For reference, Star Wars episode 1 was also completely CGI and had terrible acting. Top Gun 2 had fantastic acting. If the acting is great I don't even care about bad CGI.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >For reference, Star Wars episode 1 was also completely CGI and had terrible acting.

                Sorry anon, revisionist newbie zoomers have decided that the prequels are actually masterpieces which were universally loved upon release until ~~*Mr. Plinkett*~~ tricked people into thinking they were bad.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Zoomers like the prequels due to nostalgia, as well as the fact that the seuqels were dogshit.
                But yes, Top Gun: Maverick as a film is far superior to any of those movies on nearly every level.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >When you watch Top Gun you're straight up watching A-4s, F-5s, and F-14s fly around.
                The movie isn't just about "flying around". The finale is supposed to be a large air battle involving something like 8 fighters. Instead what do we get?
                >shot of F-14 firing a missile
                >another shot of missile flying
                >another shot of target exploding
                Rinse and repeat. This might have been fine in 1986, but you have to be a turbo boomer to claim that this is superior to CGI.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Relax Tom

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >show him getting outclassed by the new generation of young diverse pilots.
      But that's not his it works, at all, in real life. The guys with more flight hours are going to win almost guaranteed every time

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        The world has changed grandpa. Studies show that pilots with African, gay or female ancestry are better at navigating the complex environment of the modern battlefield which includes social media.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          I mean you ""white"" guys seem intent on staying out of the ZOG military and protecting your virginity from your bunker, so they have to fill in somehow til the robots all come online.

  3. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Good actors, good story, it didn’t shit on the original but didn’t spend too much time reminiscing about it either.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >but didn’t spend too much time reminiscing about it either
      Come the frick on now.
      >beach volleyball scene
      >iceman's gay cancer plot
      >goose' son
      Iirc they even brought that baldie officer back. It's nostalgia shlock through and through.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        I have never seen the original and I loved it

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        this. It was nothing but a nostalgia bait cash grab.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >iceman's gay cancer plot

        Val Kilmer unironically had cancer and is about to die. Kinda have to get there before he does.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >beach volleyball scene
        It was much different than the original (and not as good), because it wasn't as uncomfortably sexual as the original, nor did it have PLAAAAAYING, with the BOOOYYYS.
        >iceman
        This movie is likely the last time we ever see Val Kilmer on screen lol, he's got his foot in the grave from actual cancer. That's why he didn't speak in the movie, it was supposed to be a tribute to both him and the character. And it was done very tastefully, giving the movie some much-needed emotional heft.
        If it were REALLY gauche and going for shameless nostalgia, he'd have died in an accident flying with Maverick, like Goose did.
        >goose's son
        That's a goofy 80s trope, calling back to the original when Mav and his CO had issues related to the death of Maverick's Dad. And it was hilariously perfect seeing Teller do a dead-perfect Goose impersonation, even down to the mustache and glasses.

  4. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Chinese sponsor jumped ship so us military propaganda financed it.
    moronic npcs ate it up because... I don't even know why. The media told them it's good I guess (yes media includes youtubers and influencers telling you what to think)

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      It is a good action film, regardless if it glorifies the military or not.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        I can accept that but that doesn't explain why gays like op pretend it's some grand cultural victory over... themselves by the MIC?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >moronic npcs ate it up because... I don't even know why.
      Npcs LOVE Military industrial complex propaganda.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Military shit is cool regardless of where it's coming from t b h

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          See what I mean.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's a cool, fun action film. I don't see anything wrong with enjoying it as long as it doesn't inspire you to join the military and fight for Israel.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      I still cant figure out if the enemy is suppose to be China, Russia or Iran because it has elements of all three

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        They did a good job then

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          I know they did it on purpose, but a clearly identifiable enemy would be better. They didnt even name the country, it was just the enemy

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            Basically it's implied the enemy is Iran building a nuclear reactor underground. The US is flying a proxy mission for Israel to destroy it.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        I know they did it on purpose, but a clearly identifiable enemy would be better. They didnt even name the country, it was just the enemy

        It was Canada

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      edgy 2nd year undergrad take, complete with fake info and things that never happened lol holy shit

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Chinese sponsor jumped ship
      That was precisely the reason I watched it, fricking Chinks tried to get rid of his jacket.

  5. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn't preachy and people were actually enjoying life.

  6. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Safest retread in cinema next to the Force Awakens, it was the death star trench run all over again.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Who cares it was entertaining
      I enjoyed it 100% more on rewatch by hitting ffwd through all the Jen Con scenes

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        I should have clarified, didn't say it was a bad thing, what I meant was it was just a back to basics, simple movie, without being bogged down by too much going on. It was enjoyable, miss those F14's from the original though, and the music!

  7. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Nostalgia, Jet Fighters, No woke bullshit. Yeah, I can see why it was successful

  8. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    nothing, it was embarrassing derivative slop and i cant believe it was critically acclaimed

  9. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    They wanted to recruit more whites into the military, so they set aside the typical anti-white/male/straight messaging of recent years and focused on entertaining. Even then, it sounds like the Hangman actor had to fight to make his character more heroic.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >so they set aside the typical anti-white/male/straight messaging of recent years

      >Lead is a gay actor, supporting casts include unlikely female and minority squadmates

      Ok.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >supporting casts include unlikely female and minority squadmates
        Who never outshine, demonize, mock or degrade the white lead which is the actual problem non-racist have with the modern diversity push not that the diversity is present at all.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >not that the diversity is present at all.
          Speak for yourself American.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          And here I thought it was "replacing" make-believe characters with "actors/actresses of the ~~*wrong*~~ color" or something.
          I didn't know it was about humiliation rituals. Which films have humiliated you recently?

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          And here I thought it was "replacing" make-believe characters with "actors/actresses of the ~~*wrong*~~ color" or something.
          I didn't know it was about humiliation rituals. Which films have humiliated you recently?

          Race swaps are its own separate issue.

          And here I thought it was "replacing" make-believe characters with "actors/actresses of the ~~*wrong*~~ color" or something.
          I didn't know it was about humiliation rituals. Which films have humiliated you recently?

          >Which films have humiliated you recently?
          They don't humiliate ME they humiliate characters I love.

          Every single male under Lucasfilm aside from Andor has been ass fricked in someway.

          > Indiana Jones - The Greatest hero in the history of cinema is asking to be left to die because he has nothing left to live for 5 minutes before the credits of his final fricking movie after spending the duration of it being shit talked to by a radical feminist caricature.

          > Luke Skywalker - Turned into a sarcastic nihilistic hobo jackass who almost murdered his nephew and everything he accomplished after the original Trinity is undone and shit on. His original legacy of creating a new Jedi Order is giving to fricking Rey.

          > Han Solo - Gives up raising his son so Luke could do it. Son turns evil and Han abandons his wife to go smuggling again.

          > Mandalorian - 3rd season becomes the Bo-Katan (who I otherwise like) show and makes him artificially incompetent so she had to save him 3 times in the first 2 episodes.

          > Boba Fett - In his own show he is not half as badass as he was in Mando-S2 and Shand (who I also otherwise like) does heavy lifting for him. Gets covered in slime and thrown around in his underwear.

          > Obi-Wan - Half his series is the Reva show and his own half he does almost noticing but be dragged around by a sassy brat.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        OK, but do not you not understand that there are degrees of poz ranging from, say, a John Wayne movie to The Acolyte? There was really only one female pilot and (I think) two nog squad members who featured at all, and while, yeah, that's probably bullshit (definitely in the case of the woman), they didn't insist upon themselves. And the tone wasn't vindictive.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Again name some recent movies that have humiliated your tender feelings.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            You've lost me. Did you mean to reply to someone else? And how can you "humiliate feelings"? Not trying to be a dick: I literally can't understand you.

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              You seem upset. Perhaps you could articulate the last movie you saw that upset you with their "vindictive tone". I'm not the one asserting that I've been wronged, you are.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Who the frick are you? I was replying to a guy who dismissed the film as yet another woke offering, and here you are jumping in.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        You know exactly that it's not about this. You, yourself, know that exactly. You know that woke writing is shoving girlbosses with extremely bad dialog lines down our throats. It is not, and never was about a film not being racially homogenous like a Klan meeting.
        I will repeat: You know that yourself.
        All you want to do is bait.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >shoving girlbosses with extremely bad dialog lines
          I've seen girlboss movies with bad dialogue longer than you've been on this Earth. It's practically a sub-genre of action movies, it's not an Evil Plot to emasculate you.
          Goddamn, was your generation just not beaten enough by parents?

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            >Knows exactly what it's about
            >Hell-bent, post after post, eager to act as if he didn't know exactly
            Yes, your bait is very good. Over nine thousand points of five points. Please let your mother know that you deserve an extra large portion of tendies.

  10. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    SERIOUS ANSWER
    > Cherishing respect for the original film, it's characters and it's fans instead of evil woke subversive hostility.
    > Cruise's star power prevented them from assfricking Mav even if they had the inclination to do so.
    > Cruise & the director's previous film Oblivion was good and so they have a solid working relationship.
    > Dropped the rumored nihilistic message about drones taking over.
    > Not naming the villains as being Iran while cowardly neutered far left critics ability to demonize the film as racist or imperialist.
    > Good cast.
    > Diverse without it ever being called attention to within the film or in the premotion and none of the diverse characters are hostile to Mav or need to take him down a peg as is typical in recent years.
    > Great music.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      cruise looked like 60 year old boomer whos way past his prime, nobody is buying he would be some top tier pilot,
      entire plot with grandma Connelly was like straight from YA novel. Action was boring and there was 0 suspense.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        https://edition.cnn.com/2018/07/19/australia/australia-oldest-fighter-pilot-intl/index.html
        one second in google

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, he said top-tier, not some Aussie crop-duster.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            Odd cope but okay.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        anon, you fricking moron

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        He aged better than you will ever be, fricking moronic

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        you have to be at least 12 years old to post on this board.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Rooster helped a lot with the "Characters hostile to Mav" bit. You get the "Call out the old man" part, but it's actually earned instead of just telling the audience it was earned in exposition

  11. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    It was a wholesome optimistic and uplifting heroic adventure movie about competent white people and traditional gender roles.

    It was amazing.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      It was also refreshing to see them actually succeed at their main mission, first time, with minor hiccups, showed the pilots for having the skill they apparently do...instead of having the bomb drop fail and then some bullshit to pad the film out for action sake etc.

  12. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >enough throw backs to the classic
    >tom kino
    >white male led, minimal dei esg pandering
    >positive message
    >released in a total swamp of woke garbage (better in comparison)
    The fact that dei isn't recognized as a violation of fiduciary responsibility tells you everything you need to know about the legitimacy of our system

  13. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    It was just a film. No politics, no self-inserting writers, just people coming together, checking their egos at the door (except for maybe Tom Cruise lol) and honestly and earnestly trying to make a good action film.
    And that hasn't happened in decades. That's all people asked for, which is why this film is universally acclaimed.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >It was just a film. No politics
      It was typical American "They hate our freedumbs for no reason" propaganda slop. Of course it was eaten up domestically.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Holy Michael Moore tier NPC autoresponder

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        I mean you're basically that stereotype of a bitter jealous weirdo mad at Americans for no reason. So I guess its not really propaganda lol

  14. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I saw it with my dad, since he told me we watched Top Gun together on VHS when I was a baby in 1993. It was good, but it was no Top Gun. Wouldn't watch it again.

  15. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Generally Id say that it wasn't compromising with showing off how dominant US military power over the rest of the world. The morals of the mission are never questioned or subverted. The entire opening is just the US Navy flopping its wiener on the table.

  16. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I recently watched the original, and besides the soundtrack and some of the shots, I found it boring and generic. The air scenes didn't age well either.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      I guess you aren't American enough.
      I'd probably feel the same sitting through Chinese propaganda slop.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Soundtrack didnt age
      maybe, my main problem with the original soundtrack is that it literally only has 2 songs it reuses over and over
      Danger Zone, and take my breath away. Its kinda comical how often they are reused during action/romance scenes.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        He, uh, didn't say that. I've got the soundtrack and it's pretty decent (though maybe some of the songs are only featured v briefly in the film - haven't seen the original in a while).

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Ah, frick, I read that as "Soundtrack didn't age well". Anyway.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            Why did you do that?

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              Why did I misread
              >Soundtrack didnt age
              as
              >Soundtrack didnt age well
              ?
              I dunno. Going senile maybe?

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Nevermind the whole posting chain confused me for a sec, I kinda blurred together 'the flight scenes didnt age well' to you saying the soundtrack didnt either, doesnt matter really, my point was made.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, no worries. I'm still confused from that guy (obviously a butthurt leftist) butting in on me earlier with
                >Again...
                like I'd been replying to him.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                (And it wasn't me who said the aerial scenes didn't age well. Wish to frick this board had IDs.)

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >The air scenes didn't age well either.
      They were literal real scenes of actual Top Gun pilots in mock dogfights.

      They cannot "not age well". When you watch the original Top Gun you are literally watching fricking footage of Top Gun training. You dumb fricking moron zoomer

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Not him, but that footage is interspersed with the actors in the wienerpit on a soundstage, and IIRC there's a bit of repetition. It was great for 1986 (compare the flying shots from those in Firefox, say), but for the new one they apparently shot over 800 hours of aerial footage, and that combined with CGI made a difference.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Real aerial footage with fake wienerpits > fake cgi nonsense with Cruise in the back of an F-18F.

          The entirety of the F-14 Su-37 fight, the entire last half of the movie really, is cgi, but I bet you loved every second of it because you're a dumb piece of shit zoomer. TG2 is cgi trash

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            Why is Cinemaphile like this? Everyone's so fricking angry all the time. This isn't even a political thing: I liked the flying sequences in Maverick, so I'm "a dumb piece of shit zoomer"? You don't seem like a reasonable sort, but I'll mention again that - according to them at least - they shot over 800 hours of aerial footage. This...
            >The entirety of the F-14 Su-37 fight, the entire last half of the movie really, is cgi
            ...is just not true. Yeah, there's CGI. No, it's not *all* CGI. And no, I don't think it looked bad.

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              >...is just not true.
              Well, lets look at the fact that they obviously didn't have real Su-37s for the movie....and they didn't have a real Hind, and they didn't have a real flying F-14.....

              Hmm... hmm.....

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Why do I even bother? Yeah, clearly they CGI'd things like the Su-57s (I believe, not 37s). And they combined the CGI with footage of the actors actually in the air undergoing various manoeuvres (of which they had quite a lot, evidently). Here's some article about it I found in about 0.5 seconds:
                https://www.indiewire.com/features/general/top-gun-maverick-making-of-wienerpit-1234729694/

                Tired of coming here and encountering angry bores. Frick this board, seriously.

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              You thought these were real? In the movie?
              And you really thought Tom Cruise was really flying a real F-14?

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing in this screenshot is real btw, except for Tom Cruise himself

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            Nothing in this pic is real either except for Cruise
            Lolololololol
            Top Gun 2, more like Top TRASH

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              looks real enough.

              Lighten up, Francis.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                The guy clearly has issues. He acts like the use of CGI in a Top Gun film is sacrilege for some reason, and as if it stands out like, I don't know, Wolverine's claws in whichever film that was, or CGI Peter Cushing, instead of being done really well. And he makes easily disprovable false claims/exaggerations:
                >Every single frame of every flying scene [in the original, aside from the explosions] was real
                >Nothing in this pic [a screenshot from Maverick] is real except for Cruise
                >TG2 is almost entirely cgi from beginning to end
                And he seems to equate noting some (entirely forgivable) not-quite-realistic-looking elements of the flying scenes in the original (which don't detract from the enjoyment at all) with hating the film. Sad.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >not-quite-realistic-looking elements of the flying scenes in the original
                ? They're real. They can only look the way are.

                As far TG2, I agree the over use of CG kills the movie. Might as well not have strapped cruise into a real plane at all

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >? They're real
                Why be like this? You (I'm assuming it's still you?) said that "every single frame of every flying scene" in the '86 film was real. Unless you pretend that the moments where you see Maverick, Goose etc in a wienerpit aren't part of those scenes - which is absurd (are you attempting to redefine what a "scene" is?) - that's not true. It just isn't. Acknowledging this doesn't mean you hate the original Top Gun, or that you hate its flying scenes. It's great, and they're still great.
                >As far TG2, I agree the over use of CG kills the movie
                See, that's fine. Why not just say that instead of saying absurd shit like "the entire last half of the movie really, is cgi" and calling anyone who disagrees "a dumb piece of shit"?

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >the entire last half of the movie really, is cgi
                You mean this?

                Yep, thats all cgi. The entire ending sequence is cgi, anon, so is the opening Darkstar sequence, (obviously). Are you the same guy who thought they got real Su57s from Russia?

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, because by "the entire last half of the movie" I clearly meant "the Su-57s shown when they're flying the mission". Because those are the same thing, right? Entire last half of the movie? Planes added in some scenes? Words have no meaning, I guess! You can say anything you want! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

                >Are you the same guy who thought they got real Su57s from Russia?
                No, but I am the guy who would *happily* take a baseball bat to your head.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Nta, but nothing in the Not-iran ending action sequence is real, and I don't even know what to say about your refusal to even acknowledge that the Spy plane, Russian Jets, Russian helicopters, Russian SAM sites, and the F-14 all being fake.
                like wtf is your deal?

                You having a bad, guy?

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                That's right, NOTHING is real. All the actors? CGI. Those 800 hours of aerial footage they shot? They didn't use any of it. Or it was a lie. That Hollywood Reporter piece in which the VFX supervisor said they aimed to shoot as much real stuff as possible? Lies. It's LITERALLY ALL FAKE, and the use of CGI in a Top Gun film is UNFORGIVABLE, so it's a TOTAL MYSTERY why the film proved so overwhelmingly popular and made something like a billion dollars. No, wait: it's because there are so many ZOOMER moronS, right? We're all morons - everyone except you, the honest man, who says EVERY SINGLE FRAME in the flying scenes in Top Gun is 100% REAL and THE ENTIRE LAST HALF OF TOP GUN: MAVERICK IS 100% FAKE.

                >You having a bad, guy?
                Aw, projecting emotions! The ever-popular Cinemaphile tactic. Oh, I can assure you I'd wear a beatific smile as I applied the aforementioned bat to your face repeatedly and energetically.
                >*THWACK* stop
                >*THWACK* fricking
                >*THWACK* lying
                >*THWACK* stop
                >*THWACK* fricking
                >*THWACK* lying
                Ahhhhh.

                I'm finished!

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      What's next, you're gonna say Battle of Britain didn't 'age well' either because they used real planes too?!

      You dumb c**t

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >The air scenes didn't age well either.
      Too real for you? Not enough cgi?

  17. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >copy star wars death star raid
    >shitty AI script
    >nostalgia bait
    >profit

  18. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing really. Completely useless soulless muttified commercial product with none of the charm of the original.

  19. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    it was surreal to me how simplistic and basic this movie was. Borderline parody level. I dropped it after like half an hour

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      I agree. It had a massive marketing campaign from social media and influencers. People were basically psyoped into thinking it was good and that's the only acceptable opinion. Also, since so many movies have been extremely bad it stands out as being less bad. Also, how is it not completely apparent that the raid on the reactor and dropping the bomb in the exhaust port after going through trenches is a direct copy of the death star raid?

  20. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomers don't like a fun action movie with cool footage of fighter jets
    What went wrong with their generation?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >cool footage of fighter jets

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Predator or Total Recall (OG one) was a fun action movie, this was derivative boring slop with predictable story.

  21. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's a great exemple of fan service done right in (current year).

  22. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    people keep getting let down when studios try to reboot everything and inject gay shit to appeal to newer audiences
    Top Gun Maverick is everything you'd expect from fricking Top Gun, no bullshit, and that's why people loved it

  23. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >movie promises to show you cool planes going brrrrrrrrt
    >cool planes go brrrrrrrrrt
    It’s not too complicated. The plot is very similar to the original but nobody buying a ticket actually cares about that so it’s fine

  24. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Make Top Gun sequel that's been in production hell for 30+ years
    >Original is now widely considered a classic and decade-defining 80s movie with immense and generation-spanning pop culture influence
    >Have all the best parts of the original cast come back, and have them all play the same characters we know and love straight
    >Replace McGillis with JCon(frick yes)
    >Tone down the homoerotic undertones
    >Have the best action sequences of the decade so far, effortlessly combining CG and practical effects; and also have them take up twice as much of the movie as the original(because that's what people wanted anyway)
    >Doesn't try to be edgy or subversive, it's just a straight-up innocent 80s action movie with updated visuals
    >Is the only major film released all year that isn't slop or loaded full of propaganda
    >makes billions of dollars, opening number 1 on memorial day weekend and then making number 1 on labor day weekend
    >Even gets zoomers into Top Gun, they love the shit out of it seeing it's the precursor to and major influence on all their animes

    It's a 9.5/10 movie. It's only not a ten because the OST was dogshit compared to the original, which has one of the best OSTs of the 80s and of all time. It also wasn't as sexy as the original.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Is the only major film released all year that isn't slop or loaded full of propaganda
      Anon, this is literally multi-generational Goyslop: the Movie. And it's FINE that you loved it, you were brought up on it.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        I'd consider it to be the best example of slopkino Hollywood used to make, much like the original: it's an unsophisticated but exceptionally well-made blockbuster with a great ensemble cast performing on all cylinders, an immersive blend of CG and practical effects that work in tandem with each other to make really dynamic well-choreographed action scenes, a generic romance built off the excellent chemistry of the two leads, and of course a generational trauma/bad blood storyline in there for good measure, all in service of a good old fashioned IT CAN'T BE DONE blow-up-the-bad-guys plot.
        It's sincere, and doesn't try to be anything else. And we like that.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      good post

      Why do I even bother? Yeah, clearly they CGI'd things like the Su-57s (I believe, not 37s). And they combined the CGI with footage of the actors actually in the air undergoing various manoeuvres (of which they had quite a lot, evidently). Here's some article about it I found in about 0.5 seconds:
      https://www.indiewire.com/features/general/top-gun-maverick-making-of-wienerpit-1234729694/

      Tired of coming here and encountering angry bores. Frick this board, seriously.

      agreed but i just ignore the shit-talking, it's everywhere on Cinemaphile and it's just noise

  25. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    It was a simple movie that didn't have the completely moronic shit we see in other movies today. Any other director/writer would have had Hangman try to kill Rooster in that fight towards the end because kind of being a dickhead=murderous lunatic.

  26. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I attended the midnight premiere and was surrounded by women. Women love Tom Cruise. They were chatting and gossiping about him right up until the intro sequence.

  27. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    all white cast and that's it.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      There was that cute latina pilot, a black admiral, and a Black NCO. But it was pretty naturally included like you would see in real life and in the military. Not like drinking from a DEI firehose like most films.

  28. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Top Gun Maverick was pretty shit.
    >bad casting
    >actors had no charisma
    >cant even remember their names apart from maverick
    >didnt show enough technical stuff about being an aviator, just boring drama
    >the story was just dumb, dont even mention what country theyre fighting
    >the one dogfight scene was kind of boring and you already saw the cool manoeuvre in the trailer so it was no surprise
    >lame love story, they just chucked it in because the first top gun had one too, wasnt really justified and whole movie im wondering who this b***h even is or why her daughter is on screen so much
    just a shit, shit movie overall, didnt enjoy it

  29. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I was extremely skeptic going in but I really liked TG: Maverick. As someone who's soon to be over the hill, it resounded with me with seeing gay ass AI and dumber generations behind me. I only wish the military was as honest and competent as the actual movie, Cruise portrayed.

    Also Hamm was good as the antagonist superior, he fit the bill.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Same experience here anon. It was as close to capturing the 80's as Ive seen in a long time. Thats what stuck out to me. I liked goose, hated most of the kids except bob, and liked the drone plot that didnt really go anywhere

  30. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they just shoot a missile from the boats into the thermal exhaust port instead of doing the whole trench run with the F-14's?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Jamming most likely.

      There was that cute latina pilot, a black admiral, and a Black NCO. But it was pretty naturally included like you would see in real life and in the military. Not like drinking from a DEI firehose like most films.

      Indeed.
      If it were a generic Top Gun movie from another studio, every other pilot would be some shade of black or brown, half of them would be overweight or small women, and there'd be a 3 minute scene of Phoenix pegging Maverick, while telling him to check his White male privilege, before being briefed on the mission of attacking the enemy due to their blatant disregard for LGBT rights and oppression of ethnic minorities.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        You are mentally ill. Please seek help.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          He's completely reasonable and you're completely insane. I know you.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          you will never be a woman

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >3 minute scene of Phoenix pegging Maverick, while telling him to check his White male privilege

  31. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's a 2022 movie originally intended to release in 2012. it reminded the public of better times and a healthier culture

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Indeed, it's very interesting seeing some of the ways the movie's long production showed in the film. I definitely think that's the reason the OST had Lady Gaga and OneRepublic on it, when it really should have mined the endless amounts of synthwave inspired by the original produced in the mid-2010s.

      ?si=cWAgBMbW7EsFIlLg

  32. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    i didnt care for original Top Gun either

  33. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Put Tom Cruise in the back of an actual F-18
    Go on, I'm listening

    >completely CGI everything around him including the other planes and the environment, and ultimately CGI the F-18 itself and morph it into an F-14 completely defeating the purpose of putting Tom Cruise into a real plane in the first place
    And now you've lost me

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >G forces are real
      >Most planes will have similar wienerpits
      >No way in hell is there an airworthy f14

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >CGI slop is ok If I like it!
        How about just not writing scenes that require everything to be CGI in the first place? There's entire scenes that unnecessarily have CGI on them for no real reason in the fricking training scenes. God, what an absolute dumpster fire of a movie.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >For no real reason
          It's literally forbidden to fly recklessly like Maverick does
          >Buzzing your teammates formation
          >Doing deathspirals below the allowed operating altitude
          >Flying unbelievably close in cinematic fashion
          You're fricking nuts if you think those were unecessary
          And the OG scene limitations were oof anyways

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          There's a time and place for CGI in everything, it's literally just another tool in the toolbox of a filmmaker.
          TGM undeniably has some of the best incorporation CGI with PFX in film history.
          You're the type of moron that would've gotten angry at Buster Keaton films back in the day for not showing him getting brutally injured.

  34. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    In addition to all the commonly repeated points, pheonix was one of my favorite female characters in years.
    >Competent without being a c**t
    >Story doesn't warp itself to make her look better
    >Gets outshined by some male counterparts, is fine with it
    >Hot and in shape
    >Smiles (big risk doing this in 2022)
    >Seems like the kind of girl who could actually hang
    >Takes a joke at her expense and spits it back
    It's almost like she's an actual human being.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot something very important.
      She didn't shit on her male copilots just because she thought was better than them.
      In fact, the only person I can remember her fricking with was Hangman, because he was a wienery bastard out for himself.
      I'm pretty sure she was also the first one to make a move to break up Rooster and Hangman's fight.
      I also may be misremembering it, but I believe the actress was also one of them that Tom Cruise assisted in tutoring to get their pilot's license.
      Need more like her in movies.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        After looking up her credits it turns out I saw her on YT years before.

        ?si=Kz5SCU5Oduk6M-3s

  35. 4 days ago
    Anonymous
  36. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Great film and sequel! Even though Maverick himself hadn't really progressed careerwise, his mindset is in an entirely different place as if the character lived the decades between the 2 films. The father/son relationship between Maverick and Rooster is very relatable to the audience. The flying visuals are outstanding compared to any other fighter film before.

    Best part of the movie for me is Maverick's test run.

  37. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I feel the need
    The need for

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous
  38. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    CLAIM
    TOM CRUISE REALLY FLEW A FAKE SPY PLANE TO MACH 10

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      STRAW-MAN CLAIM NO ONE'S MAKING:
      Unsurprisingly, false.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, I saw him do it in IMAX.
      twice.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      CLAIM: TOM CRUISE ACTUALLY FRICKED JCON BEFORE FILIMING THEIR SCENE IN BED
      FACT CHECK: TRUE

  39. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Cgi slopfest/10

  40. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Here you go, lil zoomy zooms, I got you a new toy, momma said you were good today!

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks Uncle Adam, you're the best!
      Can we go see the next Ghiblifest release? I heard Shelley from my class wants to go with me.

  41. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    implicit racism and masculine militarism

  42. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    For me? It's the fact that all the flying scenes in the original were real

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Based
      I'll go with real footage any day of the week

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=b8OdyAq7sfk&si=IfBX587Bxl78kUmI

  43. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    For me its penix

  44. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Bomb the hamas.

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