It's not very good and there isn't enough pre-existing interest (ie: star power or prior films) to make people interested.
Hollywood thinks that people are stupid enough to take out a small loan to go see their spiderman-adjacent movies because Marvel did so well, but people forget that Marvel had several strong movies with big stars that drove out a reliable turnout. Marvel's starting to struggle too as they haven't made a great film in some time. (not) Captain America and Thunderbolts is going to struggle unless they're legitimately great films. If neither of them do well, they'll sabotage Fantastic Four.
Deadpool & Wolverine will do well but everything Deadpool touches becomes a joke (hence why you keep him in his own corner), so the MCU loses all emotional investment once Deadpool interacts with it.
Not necessarily. Sofia Coppola loves objectifyung her lead actresses. Alot of women quite like a bit of fetish.
They should have loaded this movie with fetish fuel and made it a campy delight. They might have even made a billion if they did that, and if you do it right you can even have a good story.
If Sydney, Monet and Dakota dressed as sexy revealing as they did promoting this movie/as they usually do on social media in this move, then this movie would have made a billion. What’s up with feminists and women being so hypocritical?
If any of the actresses really cared about costuming they could've demanded changes but I doubt any of them gave a frick about MCU D-stringer movie #1515056860254802
>MCU D-stringer movie #1515056860254802
They wish this was MCU. Web is part of the Sony “Spider-Man adjacent characters but not Spider-Man himself because we lost his rights and now to keep what we do still have we need to shit out a movie every couple years and we give precisely zero fricks about its quality as long as it technically meets the definition of a film” cinematic universe
Yes that was so dumb. Trailer was bad and as others have pointed out the character was a literally who that wouldn't have drawn interest, but just sexing it up would have generated significant more interest.
Marketing sucked. This is also a character that's not well known and would have been better off as a TV series or introduced in another movie. It doesn't help that they then blamed men for it bombing.
Who was in the wrong?
> It doesn't help that they then blamed men for it bombing.
Obviously you are citing the one of a few articles that linked that quote from Isabela Merced. But that quote was just made up on some random facebook account, it wasn't real. And Dakota/Sydney have pointedly not blamed men or the audience for it failing.
Only one of the girls hasn't said anything about the movie, that I know at least >sydney is the hottest girl in Hollywood right now, so she will be forgiven for everything and will easily land a role in the mcu eventually >moner just got the hawkgirl role for the new dc universe, so she knows nothing bad will happen to her, so she's playing the victim >dakota is a rich nepobaby, so even after all the trash talk and even after firing her agency, she can pay her way out of the blacklist and still get more roles
The black girl is the only one that completely disappeared
Just make them show their breasts and maybe it'll sell a couple of tickets.
But then again, it IS Hollywood.
They're too morally bankrupt to notice this.
Western politics was a mistake.
Every now and then we'll get a starlet known for her boobs, and they're always disappointing
Lindsay Lohan was one such, who didn't really have that big of boobs, but the media was hyperfixated on them.
Every now and then we'll get a starlet known for her boobs, and they're always disappointing
Lindsay Lohan was one such, who didn't really have that big of boobs, but the media was hyperfixated on them.
It's not just the size, it's knowing how to present them. Sydney displays, and peak Lindsay displayed, their breasts very, very well.
>What went wrong?
The big problem with all these superhero movies, they don't understand that this is a male brand and they try to make feminist movies and hire beautiful women but they're afraid to show them sexy like in the comics books and they also don't like to follow the stories of the comics that have been around for almost 80 years, so having writers who don't know the characters is a disaster that could be avoided. They should introduce each of these new characters in MCU movies and Spider-Man movies.
The costumes are disastrous, especially the masks, the afro doesn't work, as well as changing the ethnicity of the characters in the comics, which audiences hate. The story is pretty awfull. If Sony wants to make peace with the fans, all they have to do is announce Sydney as the new Black Cat, a cute, hot, feminine curvy red Mary Jane and curvy Gwen in the next Spider-Man.
>they don't understand that this is a male brand
Oh, they understand. They're simply trying to change human nature and western culture. They want a society where men are subserviant to women, and are trying to encourage women to take on more masculine roles. The problem with that is that women don't want it, and will NEVER want that role, as the male role comes with accountability and responsibility, and those two aspects are like poison to women.
You are a little wrong though
Old MCU movies were popular with women too because the superheroes men were actually hot and they loved female characters like Black Widow because she was cool and sexy
Girls dont actually like feminist characters, they want to admire STACIES, not losers, plus they want to see Hot white men.
Why do you think Wednesday show did well? It had a literally me the character and she had hot romance interest
There is a reason women are flooding to korean shows now
> They liked Black Widow.
They killed her off and made her solo movie afterwards, dooming it. They also cucked her by pushing Yelena over her corpse.
> They liked Scarlet Witch.
They turned her into a mentally moronic cartoon villain and unceremoniously killed her off.
> They didn't like Captain Marvel.
Marvel pushed her as their lead, removing Natasha and Wanda, whom they deemed expendable, to make her the number one female by default.
Sometimes they don't even bother hiring beautiful women, Disney put out some shitflick called "The Marvels" last year and it 2 average lookin broads and a pudgy teen
>movie originally set in the 90s >changed in post to 2003 because the tv show director wanted to use toxic by spears
oh yeah >ben/mary parker: we picked the name pBAM SOMETHING HAPPENS x4
Marketing sucked. This is also a character that's not well known and would have been better off as a TV series or introduced in another movie. It doesn't help that they then blamed men for it bombing.
Ok Amy Pascal, do you ever think maybe the movie itself sucked, and "word of mouth" with the internet spread that it was total dogshit? Marketing isn't as big of a deal as it used to be - people liked Dune and word spread, memes were made, etc.
Damn dude frick off with this assblasted take the marketing sucked and the movie probably sucks too but I haven't seen it so it's probably not nearly as bad as Cinemaphile makes it out to be. Cinemaphile shits on everything and you probably took your share of hefty diarrhea dumps all over decent or ok movies based on this response alone.
everything.
from bad writing and directing.
like why would 3 people trust a total stranger and follow them? real people would have ran away on their own. >falls in water >becomes blind
to costume.
yes, a shy innocent young adult is going to dress up in a provocative school girl outfit on a NY subway train.
i could go on.
i really wanted to like this movie too.
but it just sucks.
This movie could've had the best writing, acting, directing, etc. and it still would've bombed because making a Madame Web movie - not a Spider-Man movie with Madame Web in it, but a movie specifically centered on Madame Web as its main, titular character - is a laughably stupid idea destined to fail. Madame Web is the kind of comic book stupid you don't adapt into a movie, and that's if the character was used properly.
Serious question:
is there some giant thinktank marketing research firm funneling bad numbers to these studios? Someone or some group of entities have to be selling giant companies that masculine, charisma-void female leads are the honest ticket to $$$.
It most certainly isn't you moron. i used to see an escort who exclusively dealt in tittyfricking to make you cum and I swear I never blasted so fricking hard as when this lady tittyfricked me into oblivion. she retired like 5 years ago and I still think about her all the time. frick.
daily reminder why men all like sydney and ignore grievance peddling cleaning ladies like moner,
Sydney just comes across like a normal, pleasant person >IT'S AN ACT! SHE'S FAKING IT
I don't fricking care. These c**ts all better start faking it again if they want to eat
Studios are cutting back and you catch more flies with honey than vinegar
Only one of the girls hasn't said anything about the movie, that I know at least >sydney is the hottest girl in hollywood right now, so she will be forgiven for everything and will easily land a role in the mcu eventually >moner just got the hawkgirl role for the new dc universe, so she knows nothing bad will happen to her, so she's playing the victim >dakota is a rich nepobaby, so even after all the trash talk and even after firing her agency, she can pay her way out of the blacklist and still get more roles
The black girl is the only one that completely disappeared
Attrocious sfx, I drop it in the first 5 minutes, you're supposed to hook people into movies with an exciting and well done intro, not that bullshit, direct-to-tv low budget tier effects holy shit.
The bad guy has venom touch that can stop your heart so she teaches the girls CPR so they can also later use it on her and save her. She is also a paramedic.
Finally watched it and it's one of the worst movies I've seen in a while. Even the most hardcore comic movie fans who'll eat up the shittiest cape movie are trashing this. It's just simply a really really bad movie
My wife doesn't let me look at porn including non-blue boards. Can someone post the red carpet pics of DJ in her see through dress. I need to use up my monthly jerk off session for the month before I forget like I did with February's, they don't roll over.
This movie is out? I didn't even see one advertisement for it.
I guess that's what happens when all media becomes unbearable and you stop consuming they can't even market to you anymore because you've shut it all down.
These guys need to get their shit sorted or go bankrupt and sell off the properties so real capeshit kino can be made.
I watched it so you didn't have to: >Madame Web's mother was in Amazon and betrayed by a guard who stole spider that gives you powers. She was shot but spider people saved baby. >Madame Web falls in a river, dies briefly and begins seeing future. >Bad guy sees future and wants to kill three girls who will kill him. >Madame Web goes to a BBQ with Pepsi product placement and it is a baby shower and she talks about how her mother died in childbirth (awkward). Baby shower is for May Parker and the baby is Peter. >Fire at docks, she sees one of her co workers die in vision and then he dies. >Madame Web protects the girls because she sees them dying, there is no real tension and the movie ends up flat as shit. >The bad guy keeps saying he has to protect what he built but we told nothing. Everyone is a non character. >At one point the girls are in a diner dancing on a table to Toxic by Britney Spears. (Oh I should mention this is a period movie from the early 00s; so we get guy with a PSP, Beyonce first album poster and other things to tell you it is the 00s.) >She saves them from bad guy. Then goes back to diner to talk exposition with bad guy but that is a dream. Talks about going to police but can't because one girl was running away, one is illegal and one is rich but parents don't care. >Madame Web is suspected of kidnapping the girls but still manages to get to the Amazon somehow to talk to spider person who says "When you take on the responsibility, great power will come." >The girls stay with Uncle Ben but Mary goes into labour. Bad guy tries to kill them. >They fight near the docks seen earlier in the movie (a line set up it was full of fireworks/explosives) and the bad guy is killed by a giant Pepsi sign. Also she astral projects. >At the hospital one of the girls says "[About Ben becoming an Uncle] all the fun and none of the responsibility." >They appear in costume in two vision scenes, once where the bad guy sees himself die and once at the end.
This is a movie about a girl who gets precog powers, who works next to the Future Ben Parker where any interruption to the timeline gets you on the shitlist (Spider Society and TVA) or it could destroy your universe entirely (Spiderverse or pre retcon TVA) Do you see where I am going with this! You could have had the same premise but much much more interesting.
This is a movie screaming for the needs of one v needs of many dilemma.
And yet, they focus on the dilemma of whether this b lister should three c list Spidergirls before they kill him.
>And yet, they focus on the dilemma of whether this b lister should three c list Spidergirls before they kill him.
...
Then what the frick is the point of the movie???
>Then what the frick is the point of the movie???
People meme/complain about origin stories but this is beyond that, literally a bunch of z listers have an event happen before anything interesting happens. This is the type of shit that a comic book might mention in a single panel before getting you to, I dunno, the fricking action.
>This is a movie about a girl who gets precog powers
Yeah, the final "fight" made me think of that one movie with Nic Cage and Biel that did it WAY better and throughout the whole movie.
>all girls >no young and handsome main characters
I did not even bother to watch the trailers. I'm only interested in movies and shows that have at least two young and handsome protagonists.
looks like they are shocked she is pinching a loaf in the subway. They obviously arent in India
>Couldn't even crack $100 million worldwide
It's the end of capeshit as we know it and I feel fine.
I don't think so at all. Deadpool will crush it.
It's not very good and there isn't enough pre-existing interest (ie: star power or prior films) to make people interested.
Hollywood thinks that people are stupid enough to take out a small loan to go see their spiderman-adjacent movies because Marvel did so well, but people forget that Marvel had several strong movies with big stars that drove out a reliable turnout. Marvel's starting to struggle too as they haven't made a great film in some time. (not) Captain America and Thunderbolts is going to struggle unless they're legitimately great films. If neither of them do well, they'll sabotage Fantastic Four.
Deadpool's ceiling seems to be maybe around the $800 million mark. Don't think Wolverine is gonna make much a difference. People are done.
So it'll make more money than any of the other Deadpool movies? Damn near close to a billion dollars?
Wow, people are so done.
Deadpool & Wolverine will do well but everything Deadpool touches becomes a joke (hence why you keep him in his own corner), so the MCU loses all emotional investment once Deadpool interacts with it.
>put several attractive women in your film
>don’t make their costumes revealing or sexy
This is the power of a diverse production department (mostly women)
but then why do women dress up like prostitutes in real life?
to attract men
they don't want to attract men to the women on the screen, so they sabotage the women on the screen
crabs in a bucket mentality
Not necessarily. Sofia Coppola loves objectifyung her lead actresses. Alot of women quite like a bit of fetish.
They should have loaded this movie with fetish fuel and made it a campy delight. They might have even made a billion if they did that, and if you do it right you can even have a good story.
If Sydney, Monet and Dakota dressed as sexy revealing as they did promoting this movie/as they usually do on social media in this move, then this movie would have made a billion. What’s up with feminists and women being so hypocritical?
If any of the actresses really cared about costuming they could've demanded changes but I doubt any of them gave a frick about MCU D-stringer movie #1515056860254802
>MCU D-stringer movie #1515056860254802
They wish this was MCU. Web is part of the Sony “Spider-Man adjacent characters but not Spider-Man himself because we lost his rights and now to keep what we do still have we need to shit out a movie every couple years and we give precisely zero fricks about its quality as long as it technically meets the definition of a film” cinematic universe
this
Yes that was so dumb. Trailer was bad and as others have pointed out the character was a literally who that wouldn't have drawn interest, but just sexing it up would have generated significant more interest.
> It doesn't help that they then blamed men for it bombing.
Obviously you are citing the one of a few articles that linked that quote from Isabela Merced. But that quote was just made up on some random facebook account, it wasn't real. And Dakota/Sydney have pointedly not blamed men or the audience for it failing.
Black girl is in Ghostbusters out this weekend.
In such cases we blame and director and writer.
i did in fact
come twice
Underrated x4s2m
Just make them show their breasts and maybe it'll sell a couple of tickets.
But then again, it IS Hollywood.
They're too morally bankrupt to notice this.
Western politics was a mistake.
i wish her boobs were as big as the hype around them is
they're only fricking C cups
https://voca.ro/1hlmyXaieGu1
me too anon
me too
they're the best hollywood currently has on offer
which is sad in its own right
also her face looks like Angela White's face
Every now and then we'll get a starlet known for her boobs, and they're always disappointing
Lindsay Lohan was one such, who didn't really have that big of boobs, but the media was hyperfixated on them.
It's not just the size, it's knowing how to present them. Sydney displays, and peak Lindsay displayed, their breasts very, very well.
wouldnt it be better if they were still showing them off AND they were bigger?
They're too morally bankrupt to sell sex? Some of these bots need their code tweaked.
Women in the workplace
>What went wrong?
The big problem with all these superhero movies, they don't understand that this is a male brand and they try to make feminist movies and hire beautiful women but they're afraid to show them sexy like in the comics books and they also don't like to follow the stories of the comics that have been around for almost 80 years, so having writers who don't know the characters is a disaster that could be avoided. They should introduce each of these new characters in MCU movies and Spider-Man movies.
The costumes are disastrous, especially the masks, the afro doesn't work, as well as changing the ethnicity of the characters in the comics, which audiences hate. The story is pretty awfull. If Sony wants to make peace with the fans, all they have to do is announce Sydney as the new Black Cat, a cute, hot, feminine curvy red Mary Jane and curvy Gwen in the next Spider-Man.
>they don't understand that this is a male brand
Oh, they understand. They're simply trying to change human nature and western culture. They want a society where men are subserviant to women, and are trying to encourage women to take on more masculine roles. The problem with that is that women don't want it, and will NEVER want that role, as the male role comes with accountability and responsibility, and those two aspects are like poison to women.
You are a little wrong though
Old MCU movies were popular with women too because the superheroes men were actually hot and they loved female characters like Black Widow because she was cool and sexy
Girls dont actually like feminist characters, they want to admire STACIES, not losers, plus they want to see Hot white men.
Why do you think Wednesday show did well? It had a literally me the character and she had hot romance interest
There is a reason women are flooding to korean shows now
> They liked Black Widow.
They killed her off and made her solo movie afterwards, dooming it. They also cucked her by pushing Yelena over her corpse.
> They liked Scarlet Witch.
They turned her into a mentally moronic cartoon villain and unceremoniously killed her off.
> They didn't like Captain Marvel.
Marvel pushed her as their lead, removing Natasha and Wanda, whom they deemed expendable, to make her the number one female by default.
Sometimes they don't even bother hiring beautiful women, Disney put out some shitflick called "The Marvels" last year and it 2 average lookin broads and a pudgy teen
they even take away the magic of white lenses
If the entire real suit had the same skin to plastic ratio as the mask we might’ve been talking.
Her droopy eyes are her worst feature too.
Cover them shits up!
>es hora de webonear
im sure the pepsi side deal ensured the top executives still got paid in full
>decide to do some in-movie branding
>your logo literally falls on someone and KILLS THEM
wew
>movie originally set in the 90s
>changed in post to 2003 because the tv show director wanted to use toxic by spears
oh yeah
>ben/mary parker: we picked the name pBAM SOMETHING HAPPENS x4
Marketing sucked. This is also a character that's not well known and would have been better off as a TV series or introduced in another movie. It doesn't help that they then blamed men for it bombing.
Ok Amy Pascal, do you ever think maybe the movie itself sucked, and "word of mouth" with the internet spread that it was total dogshit? Marketing isn't as big of a deal as it used to be - people liked Dune and word spread, memes were made, etc.
Damn dude frick off with this assblasted take the marketing sucked and the movie probably sucks too but I haven't seen it so it's probably not nearly as bad as Cinemaphile makes it out to be. Cinemaphile shits on everything and you probably took your share of hefty diarrhea dumps all over decent or ok movies based on this response alone.
>This is also a character that's not well known
This character doesn't even exist, the Madame Web from the comics is barely anything like this one
>doesn't help that they then blamed men for it bombing.
Didn't happen
Let sexy women be sexy. It's an expensive lesson to be learned but I hope it got through to them.
Have you guys seen Morbius? It's actually pretty entertaining.
Remember how there was an old woman in a wheelchair in the train station as an extra?
Really hoping it would be some Madame web time shenanigans bullshit but alas
everything.
from bad writing and directing.
like why would 3 people trust a total stranger and follow them? real people would have ran away on their own.
>falls in water
>becomes blind
to costume.
yes, a shy innocent young adult is going to dress up in a provocative school girl outfit on a NY subway train.
i could go on.
i really wanted to like this movie too.
but it just sucks.
in water
blind
She gets hit by a firework in the face while in the water.
zero marketing
This movie could've had the best writing, acting, directing, etc. and it still would've bombed because making a Madame Web movie - not a Spider-Man movie with Madame Web in it, but a movie specifically centered on Madame Web as its main, titular character - is a laughably stupid idea destined to fail. Madame Web is the kind of comic book stupid you don't adapt into a movie, and that's if the character was used properly.
Capeshit died and nobody bothered to tell Sony or whoever made this shit.
Serious question:
is there some giant thinktank marketing research firm funneling bad numbers to these studios? Someone or some group of entities have to be selling giant companies that masculine, charisma-void female leads are the honest ticket to $$$.
my wife
Who was in the wrong?
women will never lay into women for not supporting their own, will they
do they not know they make up half of the world population?
Based Stacy.
I really want to frick her breasts so bad
Tittyfricking is a meme
It most certainly isn't you moron. i used to see an escort who exclusively dealt in tittyfricking to make you cum and I swear I never blasted so fricking hard as when this lady tittyfricked me into oblivion. she retired like 5 years ago and I still think about her all the time. frick.
daily reminder why men all like sydney and ignore grievance peddling cleaning ladies like moner,
Sydney just comes across like a normal, pleasant person
>IT'S AN ACT! SHE'S FAKING IT
I don't fricking care. These c**ts all better start faking it again if they want to eat
Studios are cutting back and you catch more flies with honey than vinegar
Unironically have sex
With Sweeney?
With anyone, anything to stop you sounding like a blubbering vegana.
>grievance peddling cleaning ladies like moner
checked
I remember when the ESG craze started and she changed her name to some Hispanic shit
Male Audience
No, we love to be fricking your ass and pussy and your mouth, you bawd, it's only because you're a bad film you damn Femcel.
>Merced
wtf I thought her name was Moner? is this a Mandela effect?
She changed her name
Only one of the girls hasn't said anything about the movie, that I know at least
>sydney is the hottest girl in hollywood right now, so she will be forgiven for everything and will easily land a role in the mcu eventually
>moner just got the hawkgirl role for the new dc universe, so she knows nothing bad will happen to her, so she's playing the victim
>dakota is a rich nepobaby, so even after all the trash talk and even after firing her agency, she can pay her way out of the blacklist and still get more roles
The black girl is the only one that completely disappeared
This was proved to be fake. Moner said no such thing. Zero source exists for said "interview".
It's fake but I believe it
Attrocious sfx, I drop it in the first 5 minutes, you're supposed to hook people into movies with an exciting and well done intro, not that bullshit, direct-to-tv low budget tier effects holy shit.
Morbbros, we just can't stop winning.
See if Madame Web had more meme shit like that, it may have been fun
They forgot to make a good movie and were focused too much on girl bosses trash no one cares about anymore.
it's webbing time
do not open
What the frick is supposed to be happening in this scene?
Riding a sybian.
Training on a CPR dummy but apparently the director wanted to make porn instead and framed it out of the shot.
This movie would have unironically been fixed with a graphic lesbian grooming subplot
The bad guy has venom touch that can stop your heart so she teaches the girls CPR so they can also later use it on her and save her. She is also a paramedic.
Empowering women trying to not look sexual or anything and blaming toxic males.
>see pic of Sweeney booba
Yup, it's Webbin' time.
You guys are going to help recoup costs by supporting Spider-Mondays, right Cinemaphile?
I'd watch Raimi kino, but sony is too fricking stupid to make it a global event.
No, I don't think I will. Frick Sony
Spider-Man 1 and 2 are good, Amazing sucks, the MCU ones are mixed bags
Finally watched it and it's one of the worst movies I've seen in a while. Even the most hardcore comic movie fans who'll eat up the shittiest cape movie are trashing this. It's just simply a really really bad movie
More or less Sony executives
>What went wrong?
you can ask the same question about the wnba
My wife doesn't let me look at porn including non-blue boards. Can someone post the red carpet pics of DJ in her see through dress. I need to use up my monthly jerk off session for the month before I forget like I did with February's, they don't roll over.
This movie is out? I didn't even see one advertisement for it.
I guess that's what happens when all media becomes unbearable and you stop consuming they can't even market to you anymore because you've shut it all down.
These guys need to get their shit sorted or go bankrupt and sell off the properties so real capeshit kino can be made.
You know your movie is shit when frickin CW shows had better action scenes, and more of them.
>1 hr 56 min
FACT: Movies do not need to be longer than 90 minutes
I watched it so you didn't have to:
>Madame Web's mother was in Amazon and betrayed by a guard who stole spider that gives you powers. She was shot but spider people saved baby.
>Madame Web falls in a river, dies briefly and begins seeing future.
>Bad guy sees future and wants to kill three girls who will kill him.
>Madame Web goes to a BBQ with Pepsi product placement and it is a baby shower and she talks about how her mother died in childbirth (awkward). Baby shower is for May Parker and the baby is Peter.
>Fire at docks, she sees one of her co workers die in vision and then he dies.
>Madame Web protects the girls because she sees them dying, there is no real tension and the movie ends up flat as shit.
>The bad guy keeps saying he has to protect what he built but we told nothing. Everyone is a non character.
>At one point the girls are in a diner dancing on a table to Toxic by Britney Spears. (Oh I should mention this is a period movie from the early 00s; so we get guy with a PSP, Beyonce first album poster and other things to tell you it is the 00s.)
>She saves them from bad guy. Then goes back to diner to talk exposition with bad guy but that is a dream. Talks about going to police but can't because one girl was running away, one is illegal and one is rich but parents don't care.
>Madame Web is suspected of kidnapping the girls but still manages to get to the Amazon somehow to talk to spider person who says "When you take on the responsibility, great power will come."
>The girls stay with Uncle Ben but Mary goes into labour. Bad guy tries to kill them.
>They fight near the docks seen earlier in the movie (a line set up it was full of fireworks/explosives) and the bad guy is killed by a giant Pepsi sign. Also she astral projects.
>At the hospital one of the girls says "[About Ben becoming an Uncle] all the fun and none of the responsibility."
>They appear in costume in two vision scenes, once where the bad guy sees himself die and once at the end.
Holy fricking shit.
>The costumes only appear in visions
HOLY FRICKING SHIT
The girls never get any powers either
Origin story with no origin
...
Then what the frick is the point of the movie???
>May Parker
*Mary
Why does Hollywood keep trying to force the afro, it always looks like shit.
> Having Dakota, Moner, Sweeney in a movie.
> Only having them in tight spandex for a few seconds.
> Don't even have Dakota Mommy-Dom the girls.
YOU HAD ONE JOB.
She teach them how to ride a dick in a sleazy motel room
Who the frick wants to watch a movie about Madame Web? Actual Z list garbage
be nice it was her first time directing a movie:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S._J._Clarkson
This is a movie about a girl who gets precog powers, who works next to the Future Ben Parker where any interruption to the timeline gets you on the shitlist (Spider Society and TVA) or it could destroy your universe entirely (Spiderverse or pre retcon TVA) Do you see where I am going with this! You could have had the same premise but much much more interesting.
This is a movie screaming for the needs of one v needs of many dilemma.
And yet, they focus on the dilemma of whether this b lister should three c list Spidergirls before they kill him.
>And yet, they focus on the dilemma of whether this b lister should three c list Spidergirls before they kill him.
>Then what the frick is the point of the movie???
People meme/complain about origin stories but this is beyond that, literally a bunch of z listers have an event happen before anything interesting happens. This is the type of shit that a comic book might mention in a single panel before getting you to, I dunno, the fricking action.
>This is a movie about a girl who gets precog powers
Yeah, the final "fight" made me think of that one movie with Nic Cage and Biel that did it WAY better and throughout the whole movie.
Go woke go broke
>all girls
>no young and handsome main characters
I did not even bother to watch the trailers. I'm only interested in movies and shows that have at least two young and handsome protagonists.