What went wrong?

What went wrong?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BALD IM KINO??

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Poster makes want to puke and I mean that as a literal, physical rather than moral reaction. Homosexuality is statistically fringe behavior.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are plenty of things that cause knee jerk reaction in humans that can literally cause them to puke and it isn't unnatural or immoral
      You have no validity for being homophobic. You can watch people screaming in pain while their heads get crushed but two fags being fags makes you sperg out
      You are the one who is the entitled pussy. You are the stupid gay.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >There are plenty of things that cause knee jerk reaction in humans that can literally cause them to puke and it isn't unnatural or immoral
        >You have no validity for being homophobic.
        Did you know that clinical testing has shown the average person experiences the same sort of revulsion looking at men kissing that they experience seeing maggots eating rotten flesh?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You have no validity for being homophobic.
        I'm not-- I won't waste my time telling people what to do with their sex lives. I literally do not care.
        I do think the image is disgusting, as is anything that resembles sex between males. I won't pay to see this gay dreck-- in fact I wouldn't watch it for free. It's repulsive to me and I have no advice either way for those who enjoy it except not come across as being as easily triggered as you do.
        Accept the fact that not all your choices will be condoned-- live and let live.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why did you delete your post

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I omitted a that in the 3rd paragraph etc. Here it is

            >You have no validity for being homophobic.
            I'm not-- I won't waste my time telling people what to do with their sex lives. I literally do not care.
            I do think the image is disgusting, as is anything that resembles sex between males. I won't pay to see this gay dreck-- in fact I wouldn't watch it for free. It's repulsive to me and I have no advice either way for those who enjoy it except not come across as being as easily triggered as you do.
            Accept the fact that not all your choices will be condoned-- live and let live.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >live and let live

          This isn't enough for them, anymore.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah the fucking vocal minority. The rest of the fags just wanna be left alone and exist in peace contrary to what the media says.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Wish people here understood this. Everyone these days literally forms impressions about what other people are like based on social media shit.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Wish people here understood this. Everyone these days literally forms impressions about what other people are like based on social media shit.

              It's the TQ+ crowd. You gays need to have a fucking reckoning. They've set the L's, the G's and the B's back decades.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pride is undesirable for anyone.
        Gay pride is literally just being obnoxiously proud of what you like to fuck so it’s nearly demonic.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's not what gay pride is you retard. Gay pride is about not being ashamed of being gay, even though people like you demonize and shame them for it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if you don't want to feel shame about consuming fecal matter every time you have sex, maybe you shouldn't be telling everyone that you enjoy ingesting intestinal parasites on a daily basis?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You can watch people screaming in pain while their heads get crushed but two fags being fags makes you sperg out
        maybe more than one thing can be gross?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mentally normal men have a natural instinct of disgust towards male homosexuality because it goes against naturual law. Female homosexuality doesn't exist because all women are naturally bisexual because they evolved to share male partners i.e. chad harems and had to learn to get along i.e french kiss each other.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >There are plenty of things that cause knee jerk reaction in humans
        yes, and I don't want to watch them either

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >This will sell our movie
    >People like gays and gay sex, right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >starred in gay propaganda
      >failed
      banned from entering in Russia, Iraq, Turkmenistan
      Was it really worth it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gay.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        same, fren.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn’t watch but why did this movie need 20 million to make? There weren’t any actual stars in it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anon things like reserving areas for filming, equipment, paying actors and crew, and advertising are way more expensive than whatever you think they are

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why would two men sexually pleasure each other?
    >inb4 theyre gay
    circular logic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it either. It's literally hairy, musky bodies and cocks slapping against each other instead of one hairy musky body and cock slapping against a soft, smooth body with tits and cunt.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing Baldie, It's Kino. It says it right there.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I laughed here your (you)

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The movie goes through every gay fetish but white men getting absolutely gutted by big black cocks.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no one actually wants to see gayry

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the fuck language is that

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    but I want to see terrified women struggle against overwhelming forces of evil, barring their taut, smooth flesh with maybe a hint of nips n puss.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There was nothing evil about xenomorphs

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bald AND kino?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if they called it "gayS: THE MOVIE" more people would've seen it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      unironically tho

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People have, if possible, even more fatigue from gays than they do black people. It's everywhere all the time. Pride month has become Pride year.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    $22 million bugdet? I guess the Eichner part of him is stronger than the gay part.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    probably cause i didnt watch it

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What went wrong?
    He's not handsome. I would have watched if he and his love interest are BOTH young and handsome.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IM KINO

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't the fujoshit watch it ?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the guys are not cute

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. I bet if it was the Goose and Ryan Reynolds it probably would’ve sold. Or shit if it was some pair of Kpop twinks.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Goose is always a good bet.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Jesus Christ, that guy is dog face ugly.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ever see Philadelphia? They chose two guys that everyone likes to look at to play a gay couple: Tom Hanks and Antonio Banderas

          Nah, tomboy feet and bigger feet are hot. Sophia Lillis is a great example of what you're referring to. I love dainty feet as well, but for me it's all about that arch and long, pretty toes.

          There's something so aesthetic about a perfectly curved, graceful arch.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do fags not realise that people actually hate them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you should try and feel what it's like actually being a fag.. imagine walking outside and seeing pride flags everywhere and then realising that shit is for YOU. fucking embarrassing. it's so alien and disconnected i completely forgot that all that shit was about "me"

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't that guy shitting on straight people before the movie and telling them not to see it, and then they didn't, and then attacked straight people for not seeing the movie after it flopped?

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was there an extra-cheesy lasagna scene?

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The "gay community" in an insignificant market. The only reason big corporations/studios are pandering in this direction is for ESG funds.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >yfw moloch was someone judah owed money to

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sam and Moloch would get along pretty well, all things considered. Next time pick someone that isn't a pedo atheist for your meme.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The "gay community" in an insignificant market.
      but the thirsty fujoshits are powerful.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fags existing

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >le greeks were gay meme
    kys

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Homosexuality did exist as a somewhat stable social norm in Greece. Not, however, as a prevalent pattern but rather as a habit of certain social circles. And it can be argued it was detrimental/ burdensome to the Greek States rather than impliying it added value to them

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think it added value. Certainly quite a few respectable Greeks practiced it, and quite a few of said Greeks also argued that it was socially beneficial (though others who were also eminent argued the opposite). Personally I was quite anti-homosexual until I began to read canonical literature. Too many great men, and too many great societies, have practiced this sort of thing, for me to comfortably express blanket disapproval of it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It was a social ascension mechanism sometimes, as in father whoring up their sons.
            It could be argued there's a homosexual sensitivity that has greatly benefited culture (including, ironically, beautifying women) but necessarily typical of Greek arts-' neither does the fact that certain Greeks were homosexual detracts fro their importance

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              But *NOT necessarily etc

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >a homosexual sensitivity that has greatly benefited culture
              I think that's certainly true. A great deal of the best artists seem to have been that way. Perhaps it's the right the mixture of masculine and feminine traits: will to power combined with emotional sensitivity.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >a homosexual sensitivity that has greatly benefited culture
              I think that's certainly true. A great deal of the best artists seem to have been that way. Perhaps it's the right the mixture of masculine and feminine traits: will to power combined with emotional sensitivity.

              fucking gays

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                facts don't care about your feelings

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Now you're projecting. I don't care for it but I've read enough to know that those who call Greek homosexuality a myth are either ignorant or closet cases

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Type casting.
    It was a glorified self insert story from the main actor who wrote all other characters as quirky OC's with no backbone or realism.
    His look comes straight out of a catalog and so does his personality.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Normal people don't want to see two dudes make out.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I heard there's a foot fetish scene

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      boyfeet are sexy hot but oldfeet are yucky gross

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]
        Acceptable if the feet look like this (this is a male)

        how old is the guy?

        I'll be honest, I'm sure young feet look fine, but you couldn't pay me money to put some hairy, hobbit fucking man foot in or near my mouth.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I am a fag and I agree. I am very particular. I don't like the look of a lot of girls' feet either though. Often they're a bit *too* dainty, almost skeletal. My preference is inbetween. I notice that the girl feet I like often belong to girls who are a little more tomboyish -- their feet are bigger, a bit plumper. So I guess I like an androgynous foot. lmao

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, tomboy feet and bigger feet are hot. Sophia Lillis is a great example of what you're referring to. I love dainty feet as well, but for me it's all about that arch and long, pretty toes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      With men? That's some shit that'll make me puke. Way more than them kissing or sucking dick, whatever else.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      boyfeet are sexy hot but oldfeet are yucky gross

      With men? That's some shit that'll make me puke. Way more than them kissing or sucking dick, whatever else.

      Acceptable if the feet look like this (this is a male)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how old is the guy?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          18 lol. I've seen guys with cute feet in their 30s though (vid related). Main thing is genes and if they keep them soft and well-maintained.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >18
            hot. thank you. if the 30 year old is handsome like timothy granaderos from 13 reasons why then yes it would be hot.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >hot. thank you.
              glad you liked it anon! ;3

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Proof

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I work at movie theater and walked in on this shit a couple of times. The main character is such an obnoxious fuck I wanted to punch his face in after listening to him talk for barely 30 seconds. I don't know if that's intentional and he learns to be less of an obnoxious fuck later on, but goddamn I couldn't even picture watching the entire film in one sitting because of this asshole.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was too gay, you never go full gay or full retard if you want mainstream audiences to see your movie.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am happy that Bros exists. It is very important for the film industry to advance forward in telling stories that we haven't seen before. However, despite being a gay man, this movie just wasn't made for me. Bros is written from a very specific segment of gay life - a very mainstream, White, six-pack-chasing, muscle-worshipping, circuit-partying segment of gay life that I am not a part of. Beyond that, Eichner's taste and conception of what a rom-com should be is just not to my liking. I believe a rom-com should be hopeful and sweet. A kind of movie you would want to watch while going through a breakup to make you believe in love again. Bros is entirely bitter and cynical, even to the very end, where Bobby pledges his eternal love for...three months. It is shocking - to me - that a rom-com can be so bitter and cynical.

    There's another aspect here that I can't get over. This movie tries to deconstruct the superficiality of gay culture, but it really just ends up upholding it. Throughout the movie, Aaron the Jock Bro love interest is seen as sexy and desirable. Halfway through, Bobby walks in on him shooting up steroids (sorry, "testosterone") to maintain his perfect, Adonis body. Aaron dismisses it as "everyone does it". At this point in the movie, I thought, "Oh boy, here we go. We're about to deconstruct the Jock Bro stereotype that the gay community obsesses over, and how Aaron maintains it, and the cost of it". Nope. It's never mentioned again. In fact, later in the movie, Bobby - so casually! - does steroids and the joke is that it doesn't work for him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Halfway through, Bobby walks in on him shooting up steroids (sorry, "testosterone") to maintain his perfect, Adonis body. Aaron dismisses it as "everyone does it".
      damn, based..

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gays don't have romances

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why say something so cruel?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Actual joke well known in the LGBT culture:

        >Q: What does a Lesbian bring on the second date?
        >A: A U-haul
        >Q: What does a fag bring on the second date?
        >A: What second date?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          explain the u-haul thing please i don't get it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She’s moving in with the other lesbian

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              thank you, anon

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I don't get it.
            Yes, we know.
            Unfortunately, there is nothing we can do for you.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          gays don't have romances

          based women keeping straight men in check and out of degen nihilistic hedonism.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Those inspired by this kind of love turn to the male, with an affection for that which is naturally more vigorous and has more sense.
    Pausanias (Symposium 181c)

    >I will choose a boy-loving life. That is far better than a wife; Boy-friends in war a man stand by, While the wife goes home to cry.
    Antiochus the Great (Deip. 15)

    >The love for what I speak of reaches higher. Woman's too much unlike, no heart by rights ought to grow hot for her, if wise and male.
    Michelangelo (Sonnet 258)

    >There's gratitude in boys. A woman loves her current man; no loyalty's in her.
    Theognis 1367-8

    >The only sensible choice is to dispense with women and turn instead to men.
    Ihara Saikaku (Nanshoku okagami)

    >Young men are more open and frank than women, and their handsome bodies offer a sharper stimulus to pleasure.
    Achilles Tatius, Leucippe and Clitophon 2.35

    >Long hair and fretted curls give me no pleasure, Things taught in the school of Art, not Nature. I prefer the dusty grime of a boy fresh from the wrestling ring and the oil-glistened hue of his limbs' flesh.
    Straton of Sardis (AG 12.192)

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