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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    BALD IM KINO??

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poster makes want to puke and I mean that as a literal, physical rather than moral reaction. Homosexuality is statistically fringe behavior.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are plenty of things that cause knee jerk reaction in humans that can literally cause them to puke and it isn't unnatural or immoral
      You have no validity for being homophobic. You can watch people screaming in pain while their heads get crushed but two gays being gays makes you sperg out
      You are the one who is the entitled pussy. You are the stupid homosexual.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >There are plenty of things that cause knee jerk reaction in humans that can literally cause them to puke and it isn't unnatural or immoral
        >You have no validity for being homophobic.
        Did you know that clinical testing has shown the average person experiences the same sort of revulsion looking at men kissing that they experience seeing maggots eating rotten flesh?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You have no validity for being homophobic.
        I'm not-- I won't waste my time telling people what to do with their sex lives. I literally do not care.
        I do think the image is disgusting, as is anything that resembles sex between males. I won't pay to see this gay dreck-- in fact I wouldn't watch it for free. It's repulsive to me and I have no advice either way for those who enjoy it except not come across as being as easily triggered as you do.
        Accept the fact that not all your choices will be condoned-- live and let live.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          why did you delete your post

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I omitted a that in the 3rd paragraph etc. Here it is

            >You have no validity for being homophobic.
            I'm not-- I won't waste my time telling people what to do with their sex lives. I literally do not care.
            I do think the image is disgusting, as is anything that resembles sex between males. I won't pay to see this gay dreck-- in fact I wouldn't watch it for free. It's repulsive to me and I have no advice either way for those who enjoy it except not come across as being as easily triggered as you do.
            Accept the fact that not all your choices will be condoned-- live and let live.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >live and let live

          This isn't enough for them, anymore.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah the fricking vocal minority. The rest of the gays just wanna be left alone and exist in peace contrary to what the media says.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wish people here understood this. Everyone these days literally forms impressions about what other people are like based on social media shit.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wish people here understood this. Everyone these days literally forms impressions about what other people are like based on social media shit.

              It's the TQ+ crowd. You gays need to have a fricking reckoning. They've set the L's, the G's and the B's back decades.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pride is undesirable for anyone.
        Gay pride is literally just being obnoxiously proud of what you like to frick so it’s nearly demonic.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's not what gay pride is you moron. Gay pride is about not being ashamed of being gay, even though people like you demonize and shame them for it.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            if you don't want to feel shame about consuming fecal matter every time you have sex, maybe you shouldn't be telling everyone that you enjoy ingesting intestinal parasites on a daily basis?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You can watch people screaming in pain while their heads get crushed but two gays being gays makes you sperg out
        maybe more than one thing can be gross?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        mentally normal men have a natural instinct of disgust towards male homosexuality because it goes against naturual law. Female homosexuality doesn't exist because all women are naturally bisexual because they evolved to share male partners i.e. chad harems and had to learn to get along i.e french kiss each other.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >There are plenty of things that cause knee jerk reaction in humans
        yes, and I don't want to watch them either

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This will sell our movie
    >People like homosexuals and gay sex, right?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >starred in gay propaganda
      >failed
      banned from entering in Russia, Iraq, Turkmenistan
      Was it really worth it?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        same, fren.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn’t watch but why did this movie need 20 million to make? There weren’t any actual stars in it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        anon things like reserving areas for filming, equipment, paying actors and crew, and advertising are way more expensive than whatever you think they are

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why would two men sexually pleasure each other?
    >inb4 theyre gay
    circular logic

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it either. It's literally hairy, musky bodies and wieners slapping against each other instead of one hairy musky body and wiener slapping against a soft, smooth body with breasts and c**t.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing Baldie, It's Kino. It says it right there.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I laughed here your (you)

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The movie goes through every gay fetish but white men getting absolutely gutted by big black wieners.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    no one actually wants to see homosexualry

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick language is that

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    but I want to see terrified women struggle against overwhelming forces of evil, barring their taut, smooth flesh with maybe a hint of nips n puss.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was nothing evil about xenomorphs

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    bald AND kino?

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    if they called it "homosexualS: THE MOVIE" more people would've seen it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      unironically tho

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    People have, if possible, even more fatigue from gays than they do black people. It's everywhere all the time. Pride month has become Pride year.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    $22 million bugdet? I guess the Eichner part of him is stronger than the gay part.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    probably cause i didnt watch it

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What went wrong?
    He's not handsome. I would have watched if he and his love interest are BOTH young and handsome.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    IM KINO

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't the fujoshit watch it ?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the guys are not cute

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. I bet if it was the Goose and Ryan Reynolds it probably would’ve sold. Or shit if it was some pair of Kpop twinks.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Goose is always a good bet.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jesus Christ, that guy is dog face ugly.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ever see Philadelphia? They chose two guys that everyone likes to look at to play a gay couple: Tom Hanks and Antonio Banderas

          Nah, tomboy feet and bigger feet are hot. Sophia Lillis is a great example of what you're referring to. I love dainty feet as well, but for me it's all about that arch and long, pretty toes.

          There's something so aesthetic about a perfectly curved, graceful arch.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    do gays not realise that people actually hate them

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you should try and feel what it's like actually being a gay.. imagine walking outside and seeing pride flags everywhere and then realising that shit is for YOU. fricking embarrassing. it's so alien and disconnected i completely forgot that all that shit was about "me"

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't that guy shitting on straight people before the movie and telling them not to see it, and then they didn't, and then attacked straight people for not seeing the movie after it flopped?

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was there an extra-cheesy lasagna scene?

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The "gay community" in an insignificant market. The only reason big corporations/studios are pandering in this direction is for ESG funds.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yfw moloch was someone judah owed money to

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sam and Moloch would get along pretty well, all things considered. Next time pick someone that isn't a pedo atheist for your meme.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The "gay community" in an insignificant market.
      but the thirsty fujoshits are powerful.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    gays existing

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >le greeks were gay meme
    kys

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Homosexuality did exist as a somewhat stable social norm in Greece. Not, however, as a prevalent pattern but rather as a habit of certain social circles. And it can be argued it was detrimental/ burdensome to the Greek States rather than impliying it added value to them

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think it added value. Certainly quite a few respectable Greeks practiced it, and quite a few of said Greeks also argued that it was socially beneficial (though others who were also eminent argued the opposite). Personally I was quite anti-homosexual until I began to read canonical literature. Too many great men, and too many great societies, have practiced this sort of thing, for me to comfortably express blanket disapproval of it.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was a social ascension mechanism sometimes, as in father whoring up their sons.
            It could be argued there's a homosexual sensitivity that has greatly benefited culture (including, ironically, beautifying women) but necessarily typical of Greek arts-' neither does the fact that certain Greeks were homosexual detracts fro their importance

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              But *NOT necessarily etc

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >a homosexual sensitivity that has greatly benefited culture
              I think that's certainly true. A great deal of the best artists seem to have been that way. Perhaps it's the right the mixture of masculine and feminine traits: will to power combined with emotional sensitivity.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >a homosexual sensitivity that has greatly benefited culture
              I think that's certainly true. A great deal of the best artists seem to have been that way. Perhaps it's the right the mixture of masculine and feminine traits: will to power combined with emotional sensitivity.

              fricking homosexuals

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                facts don't care about your feelings

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Now you're projecting. I don't care for it but I've read enough to know that those who call Greek homosexuality a myth are either ignorant or closet cases

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Type casting.
    It was a glorified self insert story from the main actor who wrote all other characters as quirky OC's with no backbone or realism.
    His look comes straight out of a catalog and so does his personality.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Normal people don't want to see two dudes make out.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I heard there's a foot fetish scene

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      boyfeet are sexy hot but oldfeet are yucky gross

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]
        Acceptable if the feet look like this (this is a male)

        how old is the guy?

        I'll be honest, I'm sure young feet look fine, but you couldn't pay me money to put some hairy, hobbit fricking man foot in or near my mouth.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I am a gay and I agree. I am very particular. I don't like the look of a lot of girls' feet either though. Often they're a bit *too* dainty, almost skeletal. My preference is inbetween. I notice that the girl feet I like often belong to girls who are a little more tomboyish -- their feet are bigger, a bit plumper. So I guess I like an androgynous foot. lmao

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, tomboy feet and bigger feet are hot. Sophia Lillis is a great example of what you're referring to. I love dainty feet as well, but for me it's all about that arch and long, pretty toes.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      With men? That's some shit that'll make me puke. Way more than them kissing or sucking dick, whatever else.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      boyfeet are sexy hot but oldfeet are yucky gross

      With men? That's some shit that'll make me puke. Way more than them kissing or sucking dick, whatever else.

      Acceptable if the feet look like this (this is a male)

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        how old is the guy?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          18 lol. I've seen guys with cute feet in their 30s though (vid related). Main thing is genes and if they keep them soft and well-maintained.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >18
            hot. thank you. if the 30 year old is handsome like timothy granaderos from 13 reasons why then yes it would be hot.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >hot. thank you.
              glad you liked it anon! ;3

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Proof

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I work at movie theater and walked in on this shit a couple of times. The main character is such an obnoxious frick I wanted to punch his face in after listening to him talk for barely 30 seconds. I don't know if that's intentional and he learns to be less of an obnoxious frick later on, but goddamn I couldn't even picture watching the entire film in one sitting because of this butthole.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was too gay, you never go full gay or full moron if you want mainstream audiences to see your movie.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am happy that Bros exists. It is very important for the film industry to advance forward in telling stories that we haven't seen before. However, despite being a gay man, this movie just wasn't made for me. Bros is written from a very specific segment of gay life - a very mainstream, White, six-pack-chasing, muscle-worshipping, circuit-partying segment of gay life that I am not a part of. Beyond that, Eichner's taste and conception of what a rom-com should be is just not to my liking. I believe a rom-com should be hopeful and sweet. A kind of movie you would want to watch while going through a breakup to make you believe in love again. Bros is entirely bitter and cynical, even to the very end, where Bobby pledges his eternal love for...three months. It is shocking - to me - that a rom-com can be so bitter and cynical.

    There's another aspect here that I can't get over. This movie tries to deconstruct the superficiality of gay culture, but it really just ends up upholding it. Throughout the movie, Aaron the Jock Bro love interest is seen as sexy and desirable. Halfway through, Bobby walks in on him shooting up steroids (sorry, "testosterone") to maintain his perfect, Adonis body. Aaron dismisses it as "everyone does it". At this point in the movie, I thought, "Oh boy, here we go. We're about to deconstruct the Jock Bro stereotype that the gay community obsesses over, and how Aaron maintains it, and the cost of it". Nope. It's never mentioned again. In fact, later in the movie, Bobby - so casually! - does steroids and the joke is that it doesn't work for him.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Halfway through, Bobby walks in on him shooting up steroids (sorry, "testosterone") to maintain his perfect, Adonis body. Aaron dismisses it as "everyone does it".
      damn, based..

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    homosexuals don't have romances

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why say something so cruel?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actual joke well known in the LGBT culture:

        >Q: What does a Lesbian bring on the second date?
        >A: A U-haul
        >Q: What does a gay bring on the second date?
        >A: What second date?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          explain the u-haul thing please i don't get it

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            She’s moving in with the other lesbian

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              thank you, anon

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I don't get it.
            Yes, we know.
            Unfortunately, there is nothing we can do for you.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          homosexuals don't have romances

          based women keeping straight men in check and out of degen nihilistic hedonism.

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Those inspired by this kind of love turn to the male, with an affection for that which is naturally more vigorous and has more sense.
    Pausanias (Symposium 181c)

    >I will choose a boy-loving life. That is far better than a wife; Boy-friends in war a man stand by, While the wife goes home to cry.
    Antiochus the Great (Deip. 15)

    >The love for what I speak of reaches higher. Woman's too much unlike, no heart by rights ought to grow hot for her, if wise and male.
    Michelangelo (Sonnet 258)

    >There's gratitude in boys. A woman loves her current man; no loyalty's in her.
    Theognis 1367-8

    >The only sensible choice is to dispense with women and turn instead to men.
    Ihara Saikaku (Nanshoku okagami)

    >Young men are more open and frank than women, and their handsome bodies offer a sharper stimulus to pleasure.
    Achilles Tatius, Leucippe and Clitophon 2.35

    >Long hair and fretted curls give me no pleasure, Things taught in the school of Art, not Nature. I prefer the dusty grime of a boy fresh from the wrestling ring and the oil-glistened hue of his limbs' flesh.
    Straton of Sardis (AG 12.192)

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