What went wrong?

What went wrong?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    too much going on at once. i think its why people people only really liked the first 3. the galvatron one sucked fricking arse

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The origin of the Transformers is completely redone again.
    A million plot threads are left dangling for 'later'

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      TF1: Megatron and the Allspark land on Earth, mankind's first encounter with Transformers
      RotF: Actually, the Primes visited Earth and left behind a superweapon
      DotM: Actually, Sentinel crashed on the moon with space bridge technology
      AoE: Actually, the "creators" visited Earth in prehistoric times and wiped out the dinosaurs
      TLK: Actually, knights and dragons and Bumblebee was in WWII

      https://i.imgur.com/f1VWnJ2.jpeg

      What went wrong?

      I don't even remember the general plot to this one (granted, I've only seen it once). What I do remember is:
      >Merlin is a fraud and his magic staff is Cybertronian technology (also Transformer dragons are there)
      >my old treacherous friend
      >Kid yells at Decepticons in Spanish (get it because she's Latina hahahahaha)
      >Hannibal Lecter and his robot butler (who may or may not be a Headmaster)
      >Bumblebee served in WWII
      >French Hot Rod (Stop the time)
      >Quintessa
      >Nemesis Prime
      >Nemesis almost kills Bumblebee until he just decides to talk again
      >Earth is Unicron
      And the most memorable part of the movie (for me):
      >The ever-changing aspect ratio

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget Hopkin's laughably bad ADR.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous
      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        you forgot
        >VIVIAN

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >The origin of the Transformers is completely redone again.

      Not entirely.

      >The Quintessons build Cybertron by cyberforming Earth to produce Transformium, which I guess creates Unicron?
      >Their enforcer Quintessa takes over Cybertron and declares herself the Prime of Life.
      >Sends the Knights of Iacon to destroy Cybertron with the Staff of Power, but they fall in love with humans and hide the staff instead.
      >Quintessa fricks off for reasons unknown.
      >The Seven Primes take over afterwards, with the Allspark as the source of Cybertron's power.

      happens

      The timeline of the Transformers being on Earth is way more convoluted.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't it supposed to be the start of a new cinematic universe?
      All it did was shit the bed so hard they bought a brand new bed with Bumblebee.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Wasn't it supposed to be the start of a new cinematic universe?
        ...no?

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          I thought that was the point of the hanging plot threads.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hollywood.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ignore the visuals as this is the only version of the song i could find, but this:

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bay didn't give a frick about the franchise but at least for 1 to 3 you can tell that e still put his all to make an entertaining movie, By 4-5 he was probably hust exhausted and it shows specially by TLK.

  6. 1 week ago
    Boco

    Slapping two scripts together and half-assing it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Same happened to RotB

      • 1 week ago
        Boco

        And AoE.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Black person

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    its first act is like 60% of the film iirc.

  9. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Far as I can tell the only thing that really went right was the Bumblebee movie, not that it got everything right. Still no fricking clue what they were thinking about with non-Starscream Blitzwing. And then there's poor Cliff who just cannot catch a break. The Cons weren't bad, the smaller stakes weren't bad, the humans...eh, they weren't all bad, at least. A very nice return to the Boy and his bot story, with the twist that this time the boy is a girl. Having Bumblebee's voice fricked up also wasn't that annoying for once, though I wish they'd stop going back to that. I guess now he's their handicapable mute representation and they can't stop.

  10. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Troonformers: Genders in disguise

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