What went wrong?

What went wrong?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    All of it. Literally every frame. Watching it is like being forced to do scat porn for homosexual israelites.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I only watched two episodes before dropping it. Felt like they were ruining it on purpose.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The stills look pretty good. Probably better than the original.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The reveal scene was pretty kino. Sadly it went downhill from there.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Hiring moronic hack manchild Kevin Smith
    >Not making it about fricking He-Man
    >Turning Teela into a "strong female" dyke
    >Token negress
    >Skeletor is... Le incel! Tricked by offer of sex!
    Tonally awful, with most of the worst modern politically correct bullshit writing trends injected in. Who the hell was this shit even for?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is it worse than the 90s one?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He-man barely even shows. Literally only appears in the firs and last episode and for like 1 minute each. It's Teela's show and how much better she is than He-man

        >Hiring moronic hack manchild Kevin Smith
        >Not making it about fricking He-Man
        >Turning Teela into a "strong female" dyke
        >Token negress
        >Skeletor is... Le incel! Tricked by offer of sex!
        Tonally awful, with most of the worst modern politically correct bullshit writing trends injected in. Who the hell was this shit even for?

        >Token negress
        Guess the hair color of the character in the original?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure "Andra" was blonde and never appeared in the cartoon. You'd think they'd just make her an original character. And maybe bother to give her a good design, character, anything.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I remember her from the comics but I think her hair was reddish orange rather than yellow

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That's just the first part, it was released in two parts. It gets worse.

          In the second part He-man reveals that he doesn't like being he-man, he just wants to be a little boy, and She-man Teela and She-man evil lyn have a big showdown after realizing they don't need no man.

          Skellitor and Evil Lyn are tied for the worst parts of the whole god awful mess. Skelitor instead of being the big brain wizard with plans within plans, is a fricking idiot now, and Evil Lyn went from being his twisted subby to his abused girlfriend.

          The moral of the story as far as I can tell is men are just dumb animals and should quit trying.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Basically lying to he viewer about what the show was about and then blame him for not liking to be tricked. And this is without mentioning any agenda

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >What went wrong?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ws he always a gigantic homosexual or did he change once he had his daughter?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        if you smoke too much weed you turn out like this. it also causes you to cry a lot more often

        It's a shame because the animation is pretty good, but otherwise it's shit

        the intro makes me want to strangle someone. why is it just a bunch of tweening. what the frick why couldn't they at least animate the goddamn intro.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Glad I gave up the stuff years ago.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So he wants a finger in the ass?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      is smith admitting that he had to let someone finger his bunghole to get into show biz

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      does anyone have the comic where he's doing a face under he-man's skin?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's shocked and delighted to find a finger up his butt?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I command you to praise 2002 Skeletor as the best Skeletor.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer OG Skeletor with his extremely shrill cartoon voice and shitty animation

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Robot Chicken Skeletor is pretty good too

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Well he was. And he won at the end of the first season which was fricking epic.
      By the end you're just like
      >Come on skellitor you can do it. You've learned all the lessons, you've got all your friends, it's the perfect you've thought it through now all that's left it to just knock it in.
      AND HE DID

      I cheered.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Can I watch He-Man 2002 on streaming anywhere?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you want to? It isn't great.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No. Original Skeletor is the best.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's a shame because the animation is pretty good, but otherwise it's shit

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's not bad as long as you assume it is a cartoon for lesbians and not he-man fans.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anons, there is another He-Man show on Netflix & it's way better. My kid watches it & it teaches good lessons. Also, Skeletor is pretty funny in it.

    It does do some rewriting but nothing horrible. Mostly He-Man shares the power of Greyskull with his friends, so they get "transformations" like he does, so the wizard girl becomes Sorceress, a tech guy becomes Man at Arms, a cute tomboy becomes RamMa'am (her dad was Ram-man) etc. They each get a transformation & a supermove. Fits pretty enjoyable. On the other end Skeletor & his "Dark Masters" get transformations fuelled by Havoc instead of the power of greyskull.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Ram a man
      wait, so she's misandric?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ram-Ma'am. As in a lady who rams

        This little shortstack looks pretty tumblr-y but she is a tomboy who mostly just wants to hang out Inna woods. She has some character development down the road I won't spoil tho

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    zoomers obviously don't know who he-man was

    boomers shouldn't want to still be watching he-man cartoons

    remakes are a crime against art and nostalgia should be confined to youtube

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They tried to do too much in too little time, and Teela isn't especially interesting. There's some cool action.

    MOTU has never had a good show, though. The CG one might somehow be the best of them, and that isn't praise.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    kevin smith wrote it. they completely wasted some of the voice actors. also he man takes a second seat for most of the show

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer El Bananero's take on the franchise

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      IVAN

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Will Langelletor ever be topped?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He was better than that movie deserved.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >the first teaser that heavily featured He-man had like 7-8 million views
    >the trailer for the second part of S1 had only like 1mill
    lol lmao

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The end of the first episode is some of the worst writing you'll ever see for anything.
    >He-Man/Prince Adam is dead
    >his parents (the king and queen) are understandably devastated
    >Man-at-Arms is also crushed since it was his responsibility to protect Prince Adam; also the king just fired and banished him
    >and then here comes Teela
    >screaming at everyone about how upset she is
    >what she is upset about?
    >Prince Adam/He-Man dying? Nope
    >her dad Mat-at-Arms being banished? Nope
    >she's upset that no one told her Prince Adam was He-Man
    >that's it
    >that is literally it
    >she doesn't give a FRICK that he's dead
    >she's pissed she didn't know he was He-Man (Prince Adam's father ALSO didn't know; he only found out when he was told He-Man died but who cares about him right)
    >the cartoon (Kevin Smith) treats Teela as being in the right and acting like a fricking psychopath

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >acting like a fricking psychopath
      Well, he named his daughter after a comic book character he wanted to frick.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bait and Switch. That's all remakes are.

    They want us watching their diverse wokeshit. But know nobody likes it, so they dress it in the corpse of the thing we actually liked.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >brown nipples
    not my he-man

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He-Man show without He-Man.
    Fricking brilliant.

    It's actually a shame that Smith fricked it up as the animation is kino and the best the characters (for the most part) have looked. Also Tony Todd as Scareglow was perfect. And seeing a competent and smart Skeletor actually ruled.

    This really could have been something fun. But of course Smith's feminist fetish ruined it.

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