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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bottom actually looks realistic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But it doesn't. It's thoroughly documented in the day they had plenty of colorful dyes that were cheap and easy to make at their disposal

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Henry V (1989) is a better compromise to both, though it is a Shakespeare play. Bottom is still too dreary though. Henry and his Lords would be wearing colourful surcoats.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        based

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Brian Blessed in that fricking armor

          it makes me want to charge into battle every time.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          1989 Henry V is the best Shakespeare adaptation ever made. Closely followed by Kurosawa's Ran.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Pure. Kino.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's like Kagemusha, but you actually see the battle
              I like the extra-red flash of the muskets

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Scenes women will never understand

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Any film made with the blue filter should be automatically banned from receiving oscars, awards, etc.

        I think the lamps broke or something?
        The obvious difference is that top is trying to look like a painting, like literal propaganda (mixed with religious destiny etc). Bottom is going the other direction, being "edgy/realistic"

        How the frick does that look like a painting? You do realize that it's quite fricking well documented that that's how people dressed, right? Medieval times were full of color, stones castles were painted brightly, people wore bright red and green, people were happy and the situation most of the time was peaceful and secure.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >How the frick does that look like a painting
          It's trying to evoke a painting with how the shot is composed and the lighting, I'm not talking about about how they're dressed, you idiot.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't actually open the image, my bad anon. I thought you were referring to the colors and armor they're wearing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >american education

      The middle ages were very colorful.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      American education. You bought the israelite propaganda about the Middle Ages.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Don’t you have autistic minors to groom on discord, /leftypol/troony?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The israeli ending where they rewrite history and turn it into evil kkkapitalist vs feminist shit? Wow, you really are moronic. Don’t feel too bad though, I also thought there were a few good scenes despite my hatred for the movie.

        They have their reasons

        https://www.jta.org/2015/03/20/archive/from-notre-dame-to-prague-europes-anti-semitism-is-literally-carved-in-stone

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >commissioned art represents reality!
        So in 500 years they'll say this is how our world was, and you'll be OK with it. Right?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You have a modern israeli idea of what art is. You know these c**ts didn’t have cameras, right? And besides there is so much overwhelming other evidence that the top of OP is accurate it’s insane you’re still trying to argue. You’re just an average psy-opped American Black person. I really hate to use this reddit phrase but: Read a fricking book.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >implying photographs show reality and common things
          >implying in 200 years historians won't see photos from behind the scenes of star wars and assume this was what people wore
          yes, and when we see medieval depictions of fables with gigantic mouses in clothes we make assumptions that those were real things

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no it doesn't moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The top is autistically accurate to that time period, you fricking moron, and it was made in the middle of WWII.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No it doesn’t

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      American education

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek you got a lot of biters

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >hehehe so many people called you stupid
        Can the brownoid third world zoomers frick off please

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I was just pretending to be moronic

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fell for the "realism" trap. now stuff doesn't even look real, but doesn't have the heightened quality of elaborate artificiality

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you forgot to post the best one, that's what went wrong.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You mean right? They got rid of the shitty studio lighting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Every single day in the past was cloudy and rainy. There never was sunshine. No colors. Everything was muddy and dirty. People were constantly miserable.

      Terrible fricking propaganda trying to get you to dismiss the past and accept your current situation as preferable.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anything that takes place before the modern liberal ethos must be made to look terrible

        Everyone basically equates kings to like mini hitlers now because obviosuly the insanity that is liberal society is superior

        You wouldn’t want a KING would you?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        who are you quoting?
        the shot on the bottom is clearly from late evening
        the lighting at the top pic just looks like shit, extremely artificial.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >who are you quoting?
          who indeed

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Top one looks stupid, bottom is atmospheric and better looking. Will you homosexuals ever stop crying about this? It's you and Mexican homosexuals, color filters are used to help the atmosphere of a scene or movie

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Every since gays took the rainbow as their sign we have began to attribute lots of colour with gayness

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is a 9/10 scene and you're a massive homosexual if you manage to watch this and still whine about color filters

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It has no soul. It’s israeli.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The only person bringing up that pornography is you. leftypol are the worst trolls in the history of the internet.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >post degenerate shit but say it's what the other person is actually thinking
            What’s should we name this behaviour? The Salò complex?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This scene being 9/10 doesn't fix the absolute dogshit of the visuals in the 95% of the movie and you're a massive homosexual to think otherwise.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No you're the homosexual

          homosexual

          It serves the overall melancholic and hopeless tone of the movie which culminates in the Realisation that he got played like a little b***h and ended up being worse in everything he hated his father for

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Killing frogs is based though

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The israeli ending where they rewrite history and turn it into evil kkkapitalist vs feminist shit? Wow, you really are moronic. Don’t feel too bad though, I also thought there were a few good scenes despite my hatred for the movie.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Rewrite history
              It's based on the Shakespeare play not actual history you massive fricking homosexual

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >t. hasnt read any of the henriad

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't have to have read it to say that it's based on a play that's based on history and already alters a lot about the story, I don't see the problem with creating another fictionalized Version with a different ending and johnny Depp's daughter

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it was actually kino?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think the lamps broke or something?
    The obvious difference is that top is trying to look like a painting, like literal propaganda (mixed with religious destiny etc). Bottom is going the other direction, being "edgy/realistic"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How, Black person? Because it’s daytime and the KING OF ENGLAND isn’t wearing a fricking BUCKET over his chest? There is NOTHING realistic about the bottom.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's trying to fit with the idea of what a "realistic movie" looks like.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    GOD i love kingdom come deliverance

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God bless you, anon!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      HENRY COMES TO VISIT US

      This shit made the game unplayable in the first time after release until they toned it the frick down, everywhere you went everyone you met they said this shit

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What they don't tell you is that after the humble archers and men at arms won such a great victory at Agincourt, the army travelled to Calais in a desperate starving state. However Henry V and the other nobles wouldn't let these humble men enter Calais - and they were forced to sell their prisoners and anything of value for scraps of bread so they didn't starve.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    top realistic, bottom some soiboys wearing chainmail and armour plates

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the dark ages

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I only liked Robert Pattinson. Everything else is anglo trash propaganda, and I'm not even french

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was clearly Judaeo-Franco-American anti-English propaganda.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Nooooooo anglos bad you can't just make propaganda

      Back to Cinemaphile with you, thirdie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >thirdie
        I'm not english, frickboi

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Person whining about english people isn't english
          Okay?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Dumb anglo, I'm calling your little islamic island part of the thirdworld

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not english, but what is obvious is that every anti anglo/america whiners is a seething third worlder. Anyway go back to Cinemaphile, you vermin always ruin every good threads.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nah I'm staying. Also, I not anti-England, I just don't like historical revisionism. Like in Braveheart, that was a clearly anti-english movie, and they did Longshanks dirty.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I love when armchair historian idiots say they wouldn't have cut the rope

      yes they would
      when the king cuts the first trebuchet rope of the siege it's like smashing a wine bottle to christen a ship, it's the big event of the day

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >when the king
        Fair point if that occasion is the only time they cut the rope in the movie
        if the trebutchet is fired again by someone else in the movie and they still cut the rope then the armchair historians have a point.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah that's fine, but the problem is it sets the precedent the average idiot expects the rest to follow
          if you don't cut the rope consistently the normies notice and question it but don't understand why sometimes it's done differently

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Longshanks did nothing wrong.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the yeomen up top shouldn't be in reds
    browns yes, reds no

    the cheapest bright colour of antiquity was verdigris

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What about madder?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You make a good point, the mix of washed out reds, ochre and pink is actually spot on for bottom dollar madder
        I had approached it thinking bright reds are damn expensive to put on Yeomen, when that's not actually what's in the pic

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Basically
    >Antiquity bad
    >Modernity good
    They want modern audiences to associate the middle ages with dreariness, destitution, depressed populations, and death. Sure life was hard back then, but that doesn't mean colour wasn't invented until the Enlightenment and that everybody looked dour and sullen all the time.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Seventh Seal

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What’s this from?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ironclad.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I’ll have to check it out.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          b-but in hollywood the good guy deflects swords with sticks and swordsheathes and leather and

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >sun is directly overhead
      >but there's no light on anyone because...

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's some armour kino?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      due to lindy's recent video i realise how unwieldy the Excalibur armour really is, if he lifted his arms up his (awesome stunning) shoulderpad things would crush his helmet kek
      also depending on what armour you mean, Alexander (2004) is stellar

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The top at least has some color and jupons, but otherwise it's not particularly accurate. It's really weird how Japanese films are completely immaculate with portraying the aesthetic of Japan's past while it's completely normal to just make stuff as you go with medieval Europe.

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