Zendaya didn't kill this movie, though making her character so much of an early focus didn't help.
It's visually sterile, plodding, unimaginatively designed, cast with dull actors (only Mamoa as perpetual moron Duncan is spot-on) and adds nothing to the experience that wasn't done better in the 80's or more thoroughly in the tv series.
It is a (half) film that has absolutely no reason to exist.
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Agreed. Never watched it never wanted to
Zendaya and Chamaley, everything else is surprisingly great for a stupid scifi for normies about sandBlack folk riding giant worms while high on wormshit
i love this movie but i agree there are a few shots that look wrong.
like the whole bit with that big ball ship right at the start looks extremely bad, looks like it was done in blender in an afternoon.
The movie covered like five chapters and they cut out all the worldbuilding of the universe so you have no idea about the scale or anything of wtf is happening
Holy frick I watched this the other day. It was so fricking boring. I was expecting like Sci-fi LOTR since people kept comparing them but it was so goddamn boring and I couldn't care about any characters or the story. Then it just ended and they wanted me to care or something.
Dune is more like sci-fi Game of Thrones and the author was a pervert which is why you have factions like the Bene Gesserit who have mastered human physiology so they can flex their pussy once and make you coom literally 5 gallons with a nonstop erection until you're their slave. Or the science guys whose name I forgot but the planet is entirely males who are supreme gentlemen and they turned all the women into frick holes embedded into walls that they use to breed genetically engineered people without having to deal with women socially. The world had autistic levels of detail and intrigue and vast scale so it was all cool but then he kept going. It all falls apart after God Emperor of Dunc and his moronic son and his moronic son's incompetent friend took over the series and shitted on it.
I guess what I'm saying is Dune sucks.
>minimalist designs >medieval piss filter >zendayas single facial expression >getting a GOAT actor like Skarsgard and then giving him literally nothing to work with and no scenery to chew >bad characterizations, have Rebecca Ferguson in tears always on the verge of a breakdown the entire film instead of the trained, regal, in control Lady Jessica of Francesca Annis
80s Dune is still better in most ways, especially set and costume design, that's how bad Dunc was.
My suggestions to fix DUNC >extravagant visual design, like prequel Star Wars >Needed Roger Deakins cinematography & colour >Zendaya actually helped the movie make money, she's terrible but you need money for films >Antagonist needed to be clearer and more present >Jessica should have had some more fight scenes to improve pacing of the action, books aren't films
>the movie (via camera shots, sets and just general directing) seems uninterested in the characters moving, dying, fighting etc. All characters like dynamism and are boring to watch >Splitting book into 2 films = fine, but you still have to show the Emperor, Feyd-Rautha, still have to show world building of this universe >Should have had visual representation of Paul's prophecy
Overall, it's a failure of directing. Film is visual, but books aren't. Villeneuve did exactly the wrong thing with Dune and just showed people making faces while we have to imagine they're thinking of a really important exciting stuff.
The project was given to someone with no imagination. Thus we'll never get a Dune film that looks half as interesting as this, or even as much as Star Wars.
I thought that'd be more up your alley since you're a fan of a moronic beaner hack fraud who wanted to film hundreds of extras taking a shit at the same time
It just has no soul. A bunch of shit happens but for what reason? Why should I care? To what end? I shouldn't ask these questions, and even though the original was labyrinthine and characteristically weird, it was more enjoyable to watch.
Not as much as the original version. I was watching it the other day... frick it is rough. I thought DUNC was fine and I am looking forward to part 2 where the quiddich hazmat does the thing
Nothing, it's a miracle it even came out as well as it did. Looking forward to Lisan al Gaib kino, but I don't know if a single part is enough to capture the rest of the book. There's gonna have to be a lot of time skipping, which I admit the novel does have a lot of, but it might look jarring on screen.
Everything. It was so boring and it dragged ass. Every scene was so slow, like get to the fricking point already. There was also too many uneeded scenery shots and people talked way to slow. Frick this movie for taking 3 hours of my life. At least Endgame had me entertained for all 3 hours.
im not sure it was really boring. the cinematography was hella boring and bland. and none of the actors were intriguing and overall just felt like a shit story.
Being afraid to say jihad.
How can you even have a movie with so much middle eastern lore and you can't even say fricking jihad.
Also they should have all been arabs not blacks.
unironically casting zendaya
Zendaya will always be meechi
But Zoomers love her and anyone older won't pay to watch this shitshow.
Zendaya didn't kill this movie, though making her character so much of an early focus didn't help.
It's visually sterile, plodding, unimaginatively designed, cast with dull actors (only Mamoa as perpetual moron Duncan is spot-on) and adds nothing to the experience that wasn't done better in the 80's or more thoroughly in the tv series.
It is a (half) film that has absolutely no reason to exist.
It was boring and seeing this thing killed all integrity it had.
Casting an ugly gay israelite as Paul and this...
FPBP
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Agreed. Never watched it never wanted to
She had no charisma whatsoever
I enjoyed DUNC and DUNC accessories.
The fact that they didn't film Pt 1 & 2 back to back.
Nothing it was one of two good movies in the last year
Zendaya and Chamaley, everything else is surprisingly great for a stupid scifi for normies about sandBlack folk riding giant worms while high on wormshit
Bloated slog full of washed out CGI, a terrible cast, a plot that went nowhere and nothing happened and laughable action scenes.
The vilenoov special
washed out CGI? homie clean your eyes they're full of shit
Yes, Black person, washed out CGI. A pattented gimmick of vilenoov's schlock.
This won the sfx oscar.
i love this movie but i agree there are a few shots that look wrong.
like the whole bit with that big ball ship right at the start looks extremely bad, looks like it was done in blender in an afternoon.
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what am I supposed to be looking at here?
no seriously, what is the focal point in this shot? where do my eyes go?
They're filled with spice, moron.
Oscar's don't mean anything any more
Same look
i was thinking it looked like clone wars.
It feels a bit cold and artificial.
The movie covered like five chapters and they cut out all the worldbuilding of the universe so you have no idea about the scale or anything of wtf is happening
The CGI jihad dream. That's it.
Zendya unironically made the movie it’s money back so she’s honestly the only redeeming part
Zendaya was a scowling frumpy bore. Big mistake casting her.
Hey I think she’s miscast too, but she’s sadly actually a draw with americuck audiences
I am American and I don't understand how Zendaya is popular at all
She's not. It's just trannies astroturfing.
This. Zendaya is a hideous mutt. The destruction of beauty is a part of marxism
bad (and ugly) actors
Chani and Irulan were supposed to be attractive.
Nose ring and those things that stretch out your earlobes. Jesus I know the baron was a degenerate gay but even he wouldn't do that
>nosering
homosexual
Chani is a redhead, with how little frank describes the appearance of his characters you would think fanart would be accurate
As long as they do Alia justice then all will be forgiven
I liked it
Mind you I didnt read the books nor watch the 80's movie and no idea about that zendaya girl
>Zendaya
>Too much woke shit
>Just said "frick it" to the entire book
-Casting
-Music
-Script
-Studio pressure to tone down the violence
The worst thing i can say about it, is it doesn't feel anything like a Denis V movie. Such a shame.
Holy frick I watched this the other day. It was so fricking boring. I was expecting like Sci-fi LOTR since people kept comparing them but it was so goddamn boring and I couldn't care about any characters or the story. Then it just ended and they wanted me to care or something.
Dune is more like sci-fi Game of Thrones and the author was a pervert which is why you have factions like the Bene Gesserit who have mastered human physiology so they can flex their pussy once and make you coom literally 5 gallons with a nonstop erection until you're their slave. Or the science guys whose name I forgot but the planet is entirely males who are supreme gentlemen and they turned all the women into frick holes embedded into walls that they use to breed genetically engineered people without having to deal with women socially. The world had autistic levels of detail and intrigue and vast scale so it was all cool but then he kept going. It all falls apart after God Emperor of Dunc and his moronic son and his moronic son's incompetent friend took over the series and shitted on it.
I guess what I'm saying is Dune sucks.
yes atheists are sex addicts
Only baron was trying
The cast was just wrong.... all the scenes are performed poorly. There was no love between the Duke and Jessica.....
>minimalist designs
>medieval piss filter
>zendayas single facial expression
>getting a GOAT actor like Skarsgard and then giving him literally nothing to work with and no scenery to chew
>bad characterizations, have Rebecca Ferguson in tears always on the verge of a breakdown the entire film instead of the trained, regal, in control Lady Jessica of Francesca Annis
80s Dune is still better in most ways, especially set and costume design, that's how bad Dunc was.
This is an accurate post.
My suggestions to fix DUNC
>extravagant visual design, like prequel Star Wars
>Needed Roger Deakins cinematography & colour
>Zendaya actually helped the movie make money, she's terrible but you need money for films
>Antagonist needed to be clearer and more present
>Jessica should have had some more fight scenes to improve pacing of the action, books aren't films
>the movie (via camera shots, sets and just general directing) seems uninterested in the characters moving, dying, fighting etc. All characters like dynamism and are boring to watch
>Splitting book into 2 films = fine, but you still have to show the Emperor, Feyd-Rautha, still have to show world building of this universe
>Should have had visual representation of Paul's prophecy
Overall, it's a failure of directing. Film is visual, but books aren't. Villeneuve did exactly the wrong thing with Dune and just showed people making faces while we have to imagine they're thinking of a really important exciting stuff.
Denny has no eye for spectacle. He was the wrong choice for this film
>no eye for spectacle.
just say you didnt watch the movie and move on,
this movie is all spectacle from the first frame.
1. It was made.
2. Profits were considered, automatically ruining it
3. Nothing mainstream is genuine anymore
The project was given to someone with no imagination. Thus we'll never get a Dune film that looks half as interesting as this, or even as much as Star Wars.
This looks like a sentai Clown Emperor Warz or something. Noone besides a 10 yr old Japanese kid would watch this.
Eat shit shill
I thought that'd be more up your alley since you're a fan of a moronic beaner hack fraud who wanted to film hundreds of extras taking a shit at the same time
This and the sequel will unironically still be better then the Avatar sequels
DESERT POWER
it wasnt 17 hours long.
It just has no soul. A bunch of shit happens but for what reason? Why should I care? To what end? I shouldn't ask these questions, and even though the original was labyrinthine and characteristically weird, it was more enjoyable to watch.
The original and books are shit so I guess not easy to improve on the source material
nothing
I can't wait for the sequel
Charisma voids for the male and female leads. Same thing that happened with Valerian.
frenchie is like a charisma vacuum and nearly impossible to watch or take seriously
Hey Leto, wanna go catch a movie or something later...maybe?
do people in dune age differently? she was his mommy but looked like his big sister in the movie
a lot of spice ingestion keeps you younger and extends your life
Not as much as the original version. I was watching it the other day... frick it is rough. I thought DUNC was fine and I am looking forward to part 2 where the quiddich hazmat does the thing
Frick off shill
kiss my butthole nerd
Nothing, it's a miracle it even came out as well as it did. Looking forward to Lisan al Gaib kino, but I don't know if a single part is enough to capture the rest of the book. There's gonna have to be a lot of time skipping, which I admit the novel does have a lot of, but it might look jarring on screen.
you tell me, there's a daily dune thread since the movie came out. surely, you read through enough of them
Everything. It was so boring and it dragged ass. Every scene was so slow, like get to the fricking point already. There was also too many uneeded scenery shots and people talked way to slow. Frick this movie for taking 3 hours of my life. At least Endgame had me entertained for all 3 hours.
im not sure it was really boring. the cinematography was hella boring and bland. and none of the actors were intriguing and overall just felt like a shit story.
maybe the dune novel sucks ass
D U N C lacked sovl
What the frick did I just watch
Just compare the suits. Just do that.
Being afraid to say jihad.
How can you even have a movie with so much middle eastern lore and you can't even say fricking jihad.
Also they should have all been arabs not blacks.
Shitty source material.
Sci-fi will ALWAYS be for manchildren, no exceptions
Frick you Kubrick is the best there ever was. Being edgy and provocative with blanket statements is the real indicator of being intellectually stunted
>Kubrick
Babby's first.
have a nice day edgelord
Its soulless
nothing, bunch of incels