What Went Wrong, Spider-Bros?

>ASM by Wells and JRJR keep pushing a mystery box plot that no one likes
>Is also a stealth X-Book and will crossover with X-Men in Hellfire Gala and Dark Web
>Slott, after destroying the character for 10 years is returning to write Adjectiveless Spider-Man with Bagley
>Is also a tie-in to yet another Spider-Verse event
>Peter is working for Norman, his worst enemy for years
>MJ was used as a flesh puppet for Moira to infiltrate the Hellfire Gala
>Ben is now a villain again and is working with Madelyne Pryor
>Spider-Threads have been constantly filled with schizoposting and shippinghomosexualry ever since Sinister War

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >maryprostitutecuck op
    *sigh*
    when will they learn?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off Slott you fat lazy frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/rjQdryX.jpg

      >ASM by Wells and JRJR keep pushing a mystery box plot that no one likes
      >Is also a stealth X-Book and will crossover with X-Men in Hellfire Gala and Dark Web
      >Slott, after destroying the character for 10 years is returning to write Adjectiveless Spider-Man with Bagley
      >Is also a tie-in to yet another Spider-Verse event
      >Peter is working for Norman, his worst enemy for years
      >MJ was used as a flesh puppet for Moira to infiltrate the Hellfire Gala
      >Ben is now a villain again and is working with Madelyne Pryor
      >Spider-Threads have been constantly filled with schizoposting and shippinghomosexualry ever since Sinister War

      Unironically only MarybawdCucks keep whining about current run

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Spider-Threads have been constantly filled with schizoposting and shippinghomosexualry ever since Sinister War
    its been like this since the kindred intro, but why

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally like 2 guys. Including the one anon schizo who always talking about how the men need to be rescued by women

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >morales shizo
        >gwen shizo
        >anti-mj shizo
        >norman shizo
        >muh women shizo
        all two guys? Impossible

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I can see it.
          Maybe 3, but this could be done by a 2 man team. Hell, Barneygay showed us what just one man can do. Same with the EVA guy who derails every 12 Forever thread. Hal poster invading EVERY Ben 10 thread for the last 3(?) years too, but I think that's evolved to be more than one person at this point.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the mods & jannies have to be in on it
        how long did it take for Cinemaphile to be rid of the esl damian wayne worshipper

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >esl damian wayne worshipper
          tldr?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >vitriolic suffixing of gay to every robin that isn't damian
            >jason is a rapist
            >shitting on steph
            prolly more stuff i can't remember

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              why shit on Steph? Weren't Damian and her friends in the comics anyways?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >how long did it take for Cinemaphile to be rid of the esl damian wayne worshipper
          We were never rid of her. She watched the X-Men movies during lockdown and added that version of Quicksilver as her other husbando, so now DC and Marvel threads have to deal with her.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Wow she's just like me

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            How do you know it's a girl

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I guess I just took the word of the Batman-thread posts who'd been dealing with Damigay for longer and knew details about her being female, ESL and being genuinely insane.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    First Spidey run I've bought in years thanks to JrJr.

    Cope, seethe, lather, dilate, and repeat

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Marvel hates Spider-Man and his fans.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its moments like this where i wish Spider-man was a DC property
      say what you want about DC but they know how to push their top dog
      Batman gets A list writer priority
      he gets the biggest directors in cinema
      he gets multiple videogames, cartoons, and is overal respected in the greater DC Universe
      they would definitely not let Batman go through this kind of humiliation right before a major anniversary milestone
      Spider-man is still the face of Marvel comics, even after all the MCU pushing Spider-man is the first thing people think of related to Marvel and they pull this shit on him on his 60th anniversary no less
      im glad Ditko and Lee arnt alive to see this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Batman gets A list writer priority
        Like Tom King.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Batman gets A list writer priority
        lol zdarsky? you've read life story, you know he's trash

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Chips the only person at marvel that I look forward to writing Spider-Man even if it’s just cameos in Daredevil

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Weird that he didnt get asm after Spencer. Guessing this shit might be filler until he is done with dd.

            Is the Slott book supposed to be an ongoing or mini?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He doesn’t want to write ASM, he only wants to do minis for Spider-Man from now on

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing, the book is good and you are just making the same thread over and over again to manufacture outrage.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate what they have done to Pete since Wells took over. Black cat even mentioned everything wrong with him the past several issues, and I have a feeling they are still going to milk this whole "status quo" change.

    Is Marvel that stubborn that they had to separate Pete and MJ again, after all the fans were very happy with the direction they were going? Say what you want about the previous run but at least it tried to fix some of the past mistakes in Pete's history. The problem was it was a slow journey. But this run feels even slower and no one likes the changes on top of it.

    Honestly in the 5 issues we have had the only thing that has happened is Pete now works for Norman, he got owned by Tombstone, and MJ is a prostitute as usual. I know they are going to do some crazy reveal where it turns out she is not in a relationship with this guy and it is all an act, but no one wants the padding they are doing with her. Just kill her off at this point, did wonders for Gwen's popularity.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do I get the feeling this was all a big sales tactic to get people to read Slott's upcoming Spidey book?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I can't help but worry that by the end of next year, Slott will be back on ASM.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What Went Wrong, Spider-Bros
    The franchise is just too old. Most superheroes franchises are.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >old good new bad

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