What Went Wrong, Spider-Bros?

>ASM by Wells and JRJR is still continuing after one of the worst mystery box plots ever and continuous rehashes
>It is currently doing another rehash, this time of their failed attempt at an Evil Spider-Man story, an arc that isn't even a year old
>Upcoming story is yet another Tombstone story
>ASM is also a stealth X-Book that references the current X-Book status quo and spent the entire issue after Gang War to follow up on X-Men plotlines
>Slott is still around with Spider-Boy after his secondary Spider-Man ongoing(s) with Mark Bagley flopped due to it being full of rehashes of his original run
>Joe Kelly is rumored to write another secondary ongoing after the disaster that was Non-Stop Spider-Man
>Spectacular Spider-Men is DOA and will become a victim to editorial like all team-up titles
>Chasm is being brought back in his own miniseries so that editorial can shit on him more
>Spider-Gwen has been shunted into the 616 for more synergy purposes
>The Spider-Society has been brought back for more multiversal bullshit
>Spider-Threads are straight up unbrowsable

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Well its mainly the fact Wells and Lowe refuse to fix the worst of the shit that has been written(constantly making Peter lose, the entire Dead Language storyline), while continuing to add in shitty contradictory details for blatantly moronic and lazy rehash of the Spider-Who-Gobs.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Punishment for making a deal with mephisto. He deserves that.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How come these threads never complain about Miles

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because unlike everything listed above, Miles is actually based and cool.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Miles is just some wannabe hoodhomie. He's a middle class kid who goes to private school. Has both parents, a cop and a nurse. He's just some privileged kid.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Because Cinemaphile doesn't like Miles.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No one complains about queer coded spider themed static shock rip off because no one really cares.
        He's not got anythinig going.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >queer coded
          Citation needed.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He is not based. He also made a deal with the devil.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yeah actually. No doubt OP is one of the trolls himself

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget the DOA utter garbage heap of mini by Bronfman.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ultimate Spider Man is here

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm unironically looking forward to the Reign sequel

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    stop attacking x-gays, so you might build your karma back. otherwise the misfortunes will continue

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You know who wouldn't cheat on his hot redheaded wife with a hot redheaded clone? That's right, Peter Parker!
      What's YOUR excuse, Cyclops!?!?

      AND YOU KNOW WHO, upon finding out she had a clone, would use it as an excuse for a threesome rather than angst about who her husband likes better? That's right, MJ Watson!
      What's YOUR excuse, Jean Grey!?!?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        you are doing it to yourself, just saying, karma is a b***h, and I guess that you gays haven't suffered enough. enjoy the continuing torture

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I set out on this foolish endevour to read _all_ of the Spider-Man runs.
    I'm still not through the original run.

    Pic rel was one of the funniest "villains" so far.
    Also, I couldn't give a rats ass about Kraven, he fricking sucks!

    Thanks for reading my off-topic blog.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What was going through Ditko's head when he drew this?

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Gwenschizo, do not frick kids.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Spider-Threads are straight up unbrowsable

    It’s literally just one guy in particular the jannies keep coddling, some autistic Polish guy everyone calls Gwenschizo.

    He also just won’t shut the frick up about wanting to frick kids. That’s his newest thing now.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just post the leak spoilers already

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No. Frick off.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day Gwenschizo aka Anti-ESOgay

  13. 1 week ago
    Movie Theater Lad

    I think it all went wrong when Spider-Man became a science nerd instead of a theater kid. Also I sucked off fiddy men.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >you haven't suffered enough. enjoy the continuing torture
    That's what gwenschizo says to his niece every night!

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