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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >paying the people you paid to give you good reviews a focus group to tell you why it flopped
    How does disney stay afloat?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >How does disney stay afloat?
      you remember how american legislative extended copyright by a few dozen years just for disney?
      thats how

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Smith-Mundt Act. They probably have a blank check straight from the American taxpayers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      American media is a propaganda front for CIA and the libs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It really does speak volumes how out of touch these corporate fricks are. They want to consolidate all thought into a singular, closed off bubble where they're in command of current opinion and base it as absolute fact. It's typical israeli behavior.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It really does speak volumes how out of touch these /misc/tards are. They want to consolidate all thought into a singular, closed off bubble where they're in command of current opinion and base it as absolute fact. It's typical right-wing behavior.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Bruh you ban them when they leave their hidey hole.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because they were charging 3,000 dollars a night to stay in cramped rooms and play bingo.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would have far more fun for $40 at home with a bag of weed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is the saddest thing I've ever seen. They're almost all adults

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Of course they are. This shit's expensive and kids don't care about Star Wars anymore

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >They're almost all adults

        Have you ever been to a bingo hall? Kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Staying home, buying a large pizza for yourself and some beer and watching violent 80s movies sounds and is more fun than this.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking fat ass.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >barely anyone there
      lol
      lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine doing this while the Magic Kingdom, Epcot, Animal Kingdom, and Hollywood Studios are literally next door and people are having actual fun for like 1/20th of the price.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Imagine doing this while the Magic Kingdom, Epcot, Animal Kingdom, and Hollywood Studios are literally next door and people are having actual fun for like 1/20th of the price.
        This.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It is in Hollywood Studios you Disney newb

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine missing the point this badly.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      man i just feel bad for the minimum wage workers having to do the pretend star wars shit to tiny groups of guests. imagine how insufferable the managers must be.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ever since i was a little kid i always felt pity/sympathy towards the people in costumes and it was the reason why i never to go to disneyland
        maybe uneasiness too since i figured they would be all pissed and stressed out from sweating heavily and being unable to move freely all day
        imagining wagies playing pretend with other adults for 2 days straight give me the same bad feeling inside

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Me too. My mother was crazy and got us kicked out of a Disney restaurant for physically harassing Tigger. I was only 8 but I could tell my yuppie shithead parents were in the wrong. I hate boomers. She still brags about it and I hate it. She spat on Pierce Brosnan in Vegas too, people with money get away with everything.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the people in disney resorts actually enjoy their jobs, they're incredibly competitive positions

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bleak

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao, this is sad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's fricking grim. Truly pathetic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You WILL play bingo and you WILL enjoy it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's SPACE BINGO, it's different!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because they were charging 3,000 dollars a night to stay in cramped rooms and play bingo.

        >play bingo.
        It's just preparing them for the Disney Star Wars themed nursing homes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Waiting for the wookiepedia article on bingo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Jizzgo*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      man those shitty benches dont even look comfortable and that dork has to hold his bingo card in his lap? this is frickin grim

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Damn. This is depressing. They could at least play monopoly or something like that. Maybe make a role game based in Star Wars. Almost anything is better than bingo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They have a fricking in universe poker style game called Sabacc, they even went out of their way to show it twice in Solo. So there's no reason not to play that instead.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The problem is that most people, especially the sort that would spend thousands a night to be locked in a Star Wars prison, are fricking moronic and wouldn't understand anything more complex.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      3k a night? FRICK THAT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A fricking bingo night. Bingo. For that price. How are these people real? How would you be able to rationalize sitting there and playing bingo for that amount of money? I just don't get it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The real Star Wars experience

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fantacy

      reality

      This is why, they lied right to peoples faces. This money for a shitty game of bingo? HA!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >6000$ stay
      >play bingo
      wtf disney

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Disney really thought it would be a good idea having people come back home and tell their friends
      >oh it's was nice... We played bingo.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want to know who was responsible for this terrible idea.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I bet there are actual cosplayer hookers who do this. There have to be.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          literally just a brothel with these would be a better success than this shitty failed hotel

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Just hire a hooker, get her measurements and buy the outfit yourself. Don't let your dreams be dreams.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what the heck is wrong with americans

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No sabbac?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >replace devoted sw nerd fanbase with fanbase of mindless normalgays
    >big surprise they don’t care for your extended nerd shit
    Many such cases

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We could have had an Aliens themed hotel with nice dark holes to curl up in with our complimentary steamed facehugger towel after a day at the range with our M41A pulse rifle, but instead we estrogen and colored flashlights to wave around.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds almost as gay

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They'll just blame Covid so they can continue to ignore the woke dumpster fire that is the raped and murdered corpse of Star Wars.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm more amazed galaxy's edge has ZERO things from the OT and prequels. It's all sequel trash. What an amazingly dumb choice

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's on purpose. Disney would rather lose money than having to give George Lucas his share of the OT and PT merchandising royalties. Yes, they are this petty.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lucas doesn't get any royalties.. the rights are all owned by LucasFilm which is what Disney bought.

          Disney just want to stamp their own brand of Stat Wars out there.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What a bunch of morons. They bought an infinite money printing machine and they still fricked it up.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He does, part of the sale deal was the Lucas estate getting a small residual in perpetuity on the use of everything related to creations George Lucas had a hand in.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they just went too far, who wants that stuff all around you for a week?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why would anyone want to stay in a hotel that looks like a futuristic prison?

    People endure the idea of spaceships because you get to go to cool other planets and shit, why would you want a room with no view and no pool?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they didn't hire enough sexy reys

    they didn't let you pay an hourly fee to bring them back to your room and do sex things with/to them

    doomed to fail

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >They couldn’t find one could replicate her ass
      What even is the point?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      are there cosplay brothels in Nevada yet?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not making it a Twilek brothel for neckbeard virgins

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Two simple reasons
    1. Too expensive. Two nights in the Cruiser costs more than an entire week at a moderate Disney resort hotel.
    2. Lack of freedom. Most people wan to relax and have freedom on their vacation. The only way to get the "most" out of the cruiser is to constantly follow the story beats and do what they want you to do. This just isn't appealing to most people.

    Cut the price in half, drop most of the roleplay shit, and just give us a cool spaceship themed hotel where I can do what I want.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you WILL partake in the social activities.
      you WILL have fun.
      you WILL leave a 5 star review on Yelp™.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What went wrong?
    The b***h in charge of it is an affirmative action corporatedrone moron. That's the main reason for failure.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Nerded out in excel sheet modeling

      These are the people whom hold the reigns of your favorite childhood franchises.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But anon, she's a right-brain *and* a left-brain person.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wait, so you're telling me this b***h has a whole-ass brain and not just one half?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is the end result of affirmative action and ~~*corporatization*~~. Everything sucks. But guess what? I've saved a fortune by not spending a dime on movies or tv shows for the past decade.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >your favorite childhood franchises.
        They're dead. Just let them go....

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone loves making a good spreadsheet, but why did a bunch of women suddenly decide that "teehee I make spreadsheet I'm so quirky xd" is a personality?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This "self-interview" with Ann Morrow Johnson has to be posted in its entirety. It is absolutely bonkers: https://insights.som.yale.edu/insights/how-balancing-creativity-and-rigor-helped-disney-build-star-wars-vacation-experience

      This b***h has an IQ of 70 but somehow got a graduate degree from Yale.

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              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This interview must be so embarrassing for her in retrospect.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah she probably should have saved the victory lap for when she actually achieved a victory of some kind.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Just from the way she types, she sounds dumb.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Just from the way she types, she sounds dumb.

                >at Disney we're storytellers
                Disney 1920s-today were innovators in animation and technology. Now they're cheap propagandists and outlets for diversity hires.

                >executive director
                "Daddy got me here. I didn't pay my dues"

                >executive producer
                "Daddy's money got me here"

                >I feel super lucky
                No, you aren't lucky. You are a child. People who work hard know they aren't lucky - they earned everything they had.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >we could flex
                >make it high touch

                Lads, we're sorely missing out on quality meme material here. We need to get audio recordings of corporate bullshit meetings and steal their moron jargon. It's the only dialect inane enough to rival Black folkpeak. It would drive pc culture up the wall if the kids started talking like old white execs rather than like Black folk.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                this is so fricking pretentious

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >instead of making cool stuff for people to explore and discover we just tell them where to go and what to do all the time
                peak bugman entertainment

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If everyone has to be on the same level for the "story", what happens when the rainbow playdoh shrimp gives you the shits and you miss an episode?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >If everyone has to be on the same level for the "story", what happens when the rainbow playdoh shrimp gives you the shits and you miss an episode?

                that whole thing is a crock of shit. you can pay extra to get more access to the plot nonsense, like having dinner with the "captain" of the ship where you get to lord over the rest of the plebs with exclusive desserts and playacting at making toasts. $6000 for three nights at a cramped hotel but they still try to upsell you on all sorts of shit for $$$. plus wienertails are $36, and holy christ on a pogo stick would i need a lot of them

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >like having dinner with the "captain" of the ship where you get to lord over the rest of the plebs with exclusive desserts and playacting at making toasts.
                CAPTAAAAAIIIN! I believe it is time to propose a toast. To the valued janitors of the galactic ship Cinemaphile! They're worth every penny!

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >how do we make this vacation feel more like a prison?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                lolololol the best part is where she says people laughed at her dumb ideas

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What the frick is a "blue sky idea"? The corporate-talk is just vomit inducing with this b***h.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That’s one of the imageneering terms they used actually from way back when disney wasn’t shit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's not from imagineering, moron, that phrase has been around for decades.

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_skies_research

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            When I think about star wars I don't think about adventures inside a spaceshit. They should have just done a tattooine or whatever it's called theme hotel

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >in real life its on earth and on the ground
            This b***h is moronic lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Uhh, is english her second language? She writes like shit. It all reads like she's barking out sentences.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Just another victim of the American public school system. I remember I was in high school English class and we had this test where one question asked you to explain something in 4 sentences, but I was able to form a complete explanation in 2, still hitting all the points the question asked for. The teacher marked my answer wrong and when I asked her what part of my answer was wrong or what was missing, she said, "Nothing, but you were supposed to explain it in 4 sentences."

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              So you can't follow directions, good job.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Writing a more efficient and concise answer should be considered a good thing in English class. My teacher literally wanted me to make my writing worse on purpose.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Reading and understanding instructions is also important in literally everything. You thought you were being clever by ignoring a simple directive and now you're a fricking loser who posts in the social equivalent of the Dead Sea.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, the teacher was dumb and should not have been teaching an English class.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That doesn't matter, you are also an idiot who mistakes glibness for cleverness. You were told explain something in a particular way and you failed to do that because you felt like you were smarter than the teacher and didn't have to follow instructions. If the question says four sentences write four sentences. If you couldn't manage that they should have put you in the moron class, because that's pretty straightforward.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                To be fair in 4 sentences can be interpreted either as 4 sentence minimum or 4 sentences maximum. Teacher was moronic for only accepting one interpretation. OP was moronic for not articulating his argument well enough to convince his moronic teacher that he was right.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If someone asked you to make a short presentation two minutes, then I suppose you'd make sure your presentation was exactly two minutes, right? If you took a minute and fifty-five seconds you ought to get a failing grade for not following instructions... right?

                Even if the teacher were technically right, which you could argue, a teacher shouldn't frick over students and stifle them. It would have taken practically no effort to say "exactly 4 sentences" and it would have removed ambiguity. If you can easily remove ambiguity from instructions you ought to do it. If you refuse, you're moronic and/or an butthole.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                wrong analogy
                if your presentation ends up being only 1 minute, you'll be call out on that for dividing the required duration by 2

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the teacher is still moronic. Those instructions are always understood to be a maximum limit. Writing clear instructions is an important skill and especially important for a teacher. Vague teachers are complete fricktards who in my experience demand attention to detail from their students while not demonstrating an ounce of it themselves. OP's mistake wasn't even a smartass kind of one. The teacher is just a useless moron like most English teachers.

                In high school my English teachers often made stupid spelling and grammar mistakes. One even had to ask me what "flak" meant when I used it in a sentence. Modern English teachers actually don't teach English, they just, like, teach making shit up and writing really stupid, pointless, and gay essays.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                People act like teacher is some kind of sacred profession. In reality, most of them have a community college level education. I could tell you some horror stories about the Maryland public school system. It's really only later on as an adult that you realize the absolute shitheads they had teaching public school.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You are correct.
                >t. English degree

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You were wrong since you didn't follow the directions, however the education systems obsession with making long drawn out explanations and essays for short writings is insane.
              I loved technical writing and did well in it, because it was the complete opposite.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                When the directions said to give my answer in 4 sentences I took that to be a limit, not a minimum.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >This b***h has an IQ of 70 but somehow got a graduate degree from Yale
        The hardest part is getting in

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >somehow

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >"self-interview"
        I've heard enough.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        God, it's horrible the way people live

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >all that insufferable "corporate suckup speak"
        western civilization is collapsing over these kinds of pseudo-skills in sucking up replacing meritocracy
        jesus frick just nuke us Putin please

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I played Roller Coaster Tycoon as a kid too. But it was MORE IMPORTANT the visitors had FUN! Otherwise your fricking park would go under!
        How the hell do I have more corporate experience then this twaddle?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm a right brain and left brain type person...
      I'm remembering this nonsense for the next time I have to do a dumbass job interview.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        pretty good line...
        If this line ever comes up while interviewing someone, I'll ask if he can tell me which one is for logic and which one is for creativity

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This "self-interview" with Ann Morrow Johnson has to be posted in its entirety. It is absolutely bonkers: https://insights.som.yale.edu/insights/how-balancing-creativity-and-rigor-helped-disney-build-star-wars-vacation-experience

      This b***h has an IQ of 70 but somehow got a graduate degree from Yale.

      Holy shit I hate women so much

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >yes hello I like doodling and I learned how to do excel. Please put me in charge of $300 billion dollars

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        More like
        >daddy's meritocracy got me into a """good""" college and I wormed my way into a position I have no right being in

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think you mean nepotism. Meritocracy is like the opposite of that.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Frick you're right. I need to go to bed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Put woman in position of power just because she's a woman
      >Ruins and destroys said thing

      Bravo ladies

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the future is female!
        >the future looks bleaker by the day

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is the food you get for $5,200. Two gross looking shrimp with blue food coloring and some cherry tomatoes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This literally looks like those shitty 'joke' meals where people cook some vile shit in powerade.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        or NyQuil

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think those are dollops of ketchup.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I think those are dollops of ketchup.

        uh, actually they are peeled lobes of narglaxian spummfruit, you ignorant sack of shit

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being their target audience
    >I LOVE EVERYTHING NEW-STAR WARS
    >I earn well over 200k a year! So this 10k vacation is fair.

    I wonder how big that cashcow audience really is. I know it exists, but I guess it isn't as big as they thought it would be if the resort is failing.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a paid focus group is usually a 75$ gift card
    did they post the survey these people were sent?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars gays have always been vocally critical of Star Wars. But they still liked thevseries enough to buy books, merch, and video games. Lucasfilm did not engage in a hate the fanbasevcampaign like Disney did. They did not brand critical fans 'the Fandom Menace' or racist bigots.

    Disney has instead doubled down on its moronic wokeshit campaign. They made three terrible sequel films, an ok film, a flop no one cared for, and tv shows of varying quality. All while pissing off long time fans critical of the decisions & direction they went. They tanked one of the most profitable franchises because they assumed Star Wars fans would buy anything they made, as they always had. The people that would have paid to go to this kind of hotel have turned their backs on the franchise and won't pay the premium because the people at the top have done nothing but call them racist toxic fans.

    Disney is moronic, they will remain moronic, and Star Wars will continue to be a soulless zombie shell of a series.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's okay, Gundam is Japanese Star Wars and is gaining popularity again in the west.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you are asking adults to pay adult prices for something that only a 12-year-old would want to do. It's as simple as that. No amount of re-tooling will overcome that fact.

    All you are paying for is the privilege to be physically next to sets and props that kinda, sorta look like the movies (the new, awful movies btw).

    Nevermind the fact that people dont' like Disney or the direction they've taken Star Wars. Even if the new films were successful and widely beloved, good fricking luck getting somebody to pay seven grand for two nights on a 'spaceship cot'.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >you are asking adults to pay adult prices for something that only a 12-year-old would want to do.

      The recent debacle on Twitter over "Disney adults," culminating in a israeli "religious studies professor" saying you shouldn't mock mass consumerism, since it's a religion, really makes me wonder about that. Disney literally has people throwing $2500+ for 30 minutes of some wagie in a Mickey costume showing up at their wedding.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >some wagie in a Mickey costume showing up at their wedding.
        This got me rolling, thanks for the laff anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        link to the twitter debacle?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          https://twitter.com/jeichlerlevine/status/1533909820453142530?t=Nic0OMz5hBGmyXNFh6c4nw&s=19

          I'm sure this will cause people to spaz, since it involves Reddit and Twitter, but a Reddit "Disney Adult" had a Disney wedding, where she didn't do any catering, but spent $2500+ to have Mickey show up. Then this chick comes in and says you shouldn't mock that, since Disney is a religion.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Was the Mickey Mouse officially Disney sanctioned? Or was it just some random jack offs in Spirit Halloween costumes?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Official. It was an official Disney wedding.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What percentage of couples that have an Official Disney Wedding do you think never have children?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Unfortunately those are the couples who are having children these days.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                doubt it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Go outside and see how the dumbest, manipulated and most milque-toast people get away with marriage/children. It's fricking crazy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not intrinsically related to your statement; to the point, what evidence do you have that couples who have official disney weddings are the ones having the most children?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                this is true

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not really, they make up a small part of the fandom.
                Most of these people are childless, so they can afford more merch

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They all have children, but they're not the husbands'.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            So, were you supposed to eat Mickey and drink his blood?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Disney is a religion so it is ok to spend all your money on it, and not ok to judge the people that are obsessed over it.
            If anything that's what's wrong about it. These type of people is why everyone thinks the majority of americans are braindead.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao amerimutt fuvked in the head by drugs and coonsoomerism

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            And I fricked us lot were fricked wasting our time on 4 chan, but holy shit these people are seriously fricked in the head.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              At some point in the last 5-10 years things flipped and we're actually the mentally sound ones compared to the average person. It's weird but I think it's true

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                we're reaching unfathomable levels of clown world at a speed I never would have thought possible

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Disney is a religion
            >this is A GOOD THING
            >stop complaining goy
            >just consoom product

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            so was that person saying they spent $5k on mickey and miney for a grand total of 1 hour over two days?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            > Maybe the IDEAS the Mouse stands for bring them joy.
            What in the everliving frick is this supposed to mean? Seriously, what are the values that Mickey fricking Mouse represents other than the enrichment of the Walt Disney Corporation?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >you are asking adults to pay adult prices for something that only a 12-year-old would want to do

      This is it. The SW Hotel should be an add-on to a normal hotel, and they could charge a premium for people to put their kids up in it. Drop em' off at 6 after a day at the theme park and pick em' up at 9 in the morning. Serves the double purpose of adults not having to put up with the dinner theater and getting away from their kids a bit to enjoy some booze, adult conversation, and fricking in peace.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >drop the kids in the afternoon
        >at morning they already have trooned out and transitioned
        You suggestion sounds sensible, but let's not forget which company are we talking about here. Kids should NOT be left unsupervised under Disney.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The fricking hyperbolic troon chamber

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          As a kid that was consistently "left alone" nearly 8 hours a day for 2 weeks on a Disney cruise each year between the ages of 6 - 11, I concur. At 30 years old, so much of the weird trauma shit is from those employees teaching us weird shit. I sometimes wonder if it was MK ULTRA, sometimes our parents would drop us off all dressed up because they said we'd be on Disney Channel and instead we had to sit with strangers at dinner.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Go on a Disney holiday
            >Literally can't find anything to do with your kid so you do dump him at a daycare

            how

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              dumping the kid at daycare is the point of the cruise

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >so much of the weird trauma shit is from those employees teaching us weird shit.
            story

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >starship
    >made out of shitty 70s-tier concrete
    holy shit this is awful

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it does not feel like it fits in the Star Wars universe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it feels like Mass Effect

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Science fiction is all about imagination. You'd might as well be asking why everyone who watched LoTR isn't out playing in some LARP on the weekends.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      People actually go to Hobbiton in NZ, though, and it is actually on theme and delivers a LOTR experience.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just checked it out seems like fun.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It has been for awhile now. The only people who care are hr roasties.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yale thing?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well, for one thing they're a closet homosexual who did a LOT of cocaine.. that whole "yale" thing.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just make it a Holiday Inn like they did with the Nickelodeon hotel. Lol

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For $3000 dollars a night I could hire a russian escort to dress up as slave leia and have an actual star wars experience

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based
      probably less than $3000 too

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was overpriced as frick like everything in Disneyland.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Yale became a community college about the same time as S11E05.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yuck
      (formerly Yale)

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >now

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LOL look at this Laura-Dern-looking b***h.

    She doesn't even have a real first name. She has two but no hyphen.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      those are some really dead eyes

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no one likes the Star Wars sequel trilogy and no one wants to be trapped inside a cheap looking hotel all day. If they had characters from the original trilogy and the place looked like Cloud City or Endor tree houses and they had a Jabba's Palace restaurant that felt dangerous it would have been wildly successful. Instead they had knockoff Death Star bedrooms and a shitty lounge singer they tried to gaslight fans into believing was actually a cool character despite not being in the actual movies.

    So Disney, pay me $10,000 now because I told you how fricking stupid you and your team of consultants are.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      These are great points but I'm sure some Disney executive forced them to tie it exclusively to the sequel trilogy for "synergy." I can't believe anybody actually involved in the project thought that would be a good idea instead of using the OT as the setting.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know how true this is but I heard Disney doesn't own the rights to any of the original characters and that's why they push the sequel characters so hard. Imagine owning the rights to Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker and Han Solo and refusing to use them at your theme park. They could just have Darth Vader walking around the park force choking droids, but instead they get some black girl with a blue afro to do greet and meets. Does Disney really have that much hubris?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Does Disney really have that much hubris?
          They do, anon. If you don't like Lagreesha Niggressa the snarky no-nonsense though Black girl who is better than the white males, then it's your own Damn fault.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't know how true this is but I heard Disney doesn't own the rights to any of the original characters

          Not sure how they can buy the IP but not the characters within it? Does George retain rights to the final word on character depiction then?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's possible Disney owns the original characters but have to pay royalties to George for using them. They can use Vader but have to give George a cut, so there's more profit in using Darth Shakwanda, a character no one knows or likes but Disney gets the whole pie.

            Who could have possibly forseen this failure?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >They can use Vader but have to give George a cut, so there's more profit in using Darth Shakwanda,

              Vader shows up all over the place in nu-wars, so stormtroopers, jedi, sith, the rebellion etc.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think georgie boy still has some licensing rights for toys and the like for the old stuff, probably why they don't want to use the old stuff.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So many possible hotel room themes, and they chose SyFy channel for some reason.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Disney could have made a hotel that looked like Cloud City

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >or Endor

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          or we can just make a custom bunk bed.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            HAHAHAHAHAH WHAT THE FRICK

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            lol please tell me thats a fricking body pillow

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No, that's an old man.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            looks like fricking Red Dwarf lel

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            suicide hotel vibes

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            how is this any different from the dollar pods in Tokyo?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              you could live in the tokyo pod for nearly 3 months for the same price.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                and still have money to spare for a suckie frickie at the end.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You will live in ze space pod

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Pods are 10 dollars a night and sometimes have a bathhouse with a sauna

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >$3000 dollars a night

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There are already real life resorts in some tropical island nations here and there that do stuff like that. Disney literally just need to slap the SW label on it and it would have been easy money.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine a more advanced Caesars Palace style ceiling.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Jabba's Palace restaurant that felt dangerous
      i'd wanna see a dude fight a frickin' rancor, i don't know how you go about doing that, but that's what i'd wanna see

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know how'd you do the rancor, but if you had to wear costumes to get in you could easily get some actors with small rigged up pyrotechniques to look like a laser blast to replicate Han shooting Greedo or something, then some pig guys in costumes come and drag the "corpse" away. If I was at a bar and some alien got into an argument and shot another alien, maybe that would be worth the massive cost. But Star Wars bingo, come on.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'll never forget the video of the "Tie Fighter Battle" where all you do is click a mouse on the "bridge" and the Tie Fighter blows up. This shit is literally inferior to X-Wing, a 30 year old video game.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They could have used the site to make a make a ridiculous Star Wars 'museum' with life-size replicas of all the ships and made tons more money than building a giant LARP dungeon themed after the sequel trilogy era that even Disney has given up on.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because immersive theater always sucks. There needs to be a separation between audience and performance.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    try watching the free Yale lectures on youtube. They're anything but educational. I tried watching the lecture on Blood Meridian and it was just some roastie c**t talking about how the book was too violent and she couldn't read it, and then when she finally could finish it she found the whole thing problematic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Watch the Royal Institution instead. There's wokeness, but there's a lot of hard science, too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Give her some slack, she saw the title and probably thought it was about fat women menstruating.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > In March 2018, Disney Consumer Products and Interactive Media was merged into Parks and Resorts and renamed Disney Parks, Experiences and Products.
    This was supposed to be an easily reproducible money-maker. At least they're not blaming covid.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I still think this would have been a good idea in theory. It's just that the execution was done extremely poorly. It might be salvageable if they made a few changes.

    >cut the price for hotel rooms
    >have a special entry package for visitors who don't have a hotel room booked. For maybe $150-200 they can purchase a full costume at the gift store. they'll be allowed to roam around the hotel room and take pictures for their instagram, because let's face it, that's what 95% of Disney+ watching, Funko Pop collecting Star Wars fans really want to do.
    >Disney makes money from the costume sales
    >fans can enjoy some parts of the hotel without paying the full price point
    >more people in costumes = people populating the hotel as background characters, which helps with the atmosphere
    >alternately, if someone is a cosplayer and they have their own costume. or they still have their costume from a previous visit, they can get an even cheaper entry package, maybe $30-50 or something. as long as their costume is approved by the staff.
    >once Disney gets more visitors in the hotel, they can come up with some way to make money from the people now inside. Probably though food and drink sales or something. Just set up some fancy Japanese style vending machine that makes Star Wars themed food and slap on a fairly high price tag on them or something.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know, you could scrap the hotel part, charge people $500 to do the interactive stuff, even charge them more to eat in the restaurant, and I bet it would be booked solid for the next year.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >why did it flop?
    >pic
    >scapism gone and ruined
    Imagine paying money for sharing your table with a Black person

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They should hire a bunch of guys in Stormtrooper costumes to occasionally show up. Then you and the guests can hurl insults at them while your kids beat them with cheap plastic lightsabers. Also make sure the Stormtroopers are paid no more than minimum wage. Getting to humiliate wagies would make the experience so much better.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Seems like a very expensive summer camp. Except you are forced to stay inside and adhere to a schedule. And somehow with twice the cringey forced chipperness.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Let's talk about what went right.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's the moronic fricking butthole with his arm up recording. I hate this culture of "if I don't record it all and put it in social media I won't actually be here"

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Slave Leia cast member
    >scantily dressed Twilek bar wenches dancing on tables
    >nudist Rey
    There, I just saved your shitty hotel.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In other words Disney should open a cosplay brothel.
      Yeah I would pay money for that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think I will live long enough to see the downfall of society coming to that

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no one gives a frick about star wars

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Harvard, Yale, etc have become jokes. Ironically the group that suffers the most from aa is Asians when it comes to college.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    star wars fans don't watch star wars because of the luxury aspect, dumb mouse.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >star wars fans don't watch star wars
      fify

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Far too fricking expensive for a hotel that isn't even as good as the surrounding hotels around disney

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Im not paying extra money to RP starwars in the hotel when I could go have fun at the actual theme park
    Oh wait, I wouldnt go the fricking theme park, I'd stay at home with a fricking handle and some kungfu movies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >anime homosexual just wants to stay home in his basement
      Yup, math adds up.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The only people who enter most ivy leagues nowadays are brown people via affirmative action, or rich people because they can buy their way in. Neither of the aforementioned are conducive to intelligence or higher learning. The educational staff is full of ivory tower academics, which has always been the case, but academics nowadays has been severely diluted by the influx of social science as a serious form of study. Some dumb b***h who has a PHD in african tribal chants and their effects on the shrinking of Euro penises are considered part of the Academic population just as much a robotics engineer.

    The water is muddy my friend Harab, and that's not even touching the absolute fricking catastrophe that universities as a whole have been for an entire generation of Americans. I would go so far as to say that universities becoming money printing, whorish, disgusting degree mills is either #2 or #3 on the list of why Millennials are such colossal frick ups.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Coming into this thread to say Universal Park is better than Disney Parks.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why did this moronicly expensive vacation destination flop when inflation was only 8%?
    Gee, I fricking wonder.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Inflation wasn't 8% when it opened, but it was moronicly expensive even then.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        When the article says "A year ago, in August" do they mean August 2021 or August 2020? I assumed August 2021 and that it opened in late 2021 or early 2022.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am going to be honest, I can sort of see why people worship nintendo as a religion because while still extremely fricking nutty, at least they used to make good games. But how has Disney touched people in the same way? In my honest opinion, Disney's content is so incredibly overrated its beyond belief. I would even go as far to say Disney has regularly put out the worst children's content from all major companies since the death of Walt, and even Walt was outdone by Warner Brothers and many others while he was alive. What the frick are people smoking?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Nintendogay thinks Disney is overrated
      The fricking irony.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think Nintendo is shit too. I am just saying Nintendo occassionally made an OK game 20 years ago. Disney has not put out good work in the last 75 years.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          true

          it's pretty depressing, isn't it?

          >What went wrong
          I'm a casual when it comes to movies and shit, and I just watch em to have fun after a long day at work, so my opinion doesn't matter, but heres my take:
          The new trilogy was so bad on its own. nothing else really needs to be said. but on TOP of that it was so mired in blaming " chuds" or " far right" that i didn't want to associate with political bullshit that comes with EITHER side of such media campaigns. it's fricking star wars. (Lando was one of the coolest characters of all time, give me a break with the racism excuse). The only likeable character for me was Poe, who felt held back for some unknown reason in all his subsequent appearances (glad he escaped and is getting work). I hated how they just shat on Luke. I had been waiting for a new star wars for years, more specifically, I had been waiting on more Luke adventures and seeing his arc play out a little further, and of course some more killer lightsaber fights and hokey force choreography.
          How Disney didn't pick up on this simple guaranteed formula was a bit surprising.
          They made Luke some bitter old hermit chugging alien titty milk and dribbling it all over his beard, a jaded hopeless moron who was going to kill his nephew in his sleep, ignoring the time he saw hope in his WAY further gone father against all warning.
          The lead girl daisy had all the charisma of a 80s slasher flick camp counselor's FRIEND, not really main character material. The Finn guy was kind of cool but i didn't care about his character after they didn't really pursue the storm trooper origin as much as i thought they might. I remember nothing about the fat asian chick other than her perfectly round face (that's no moon...) kind of distracted me every time, and the random kiss that reminded me of every gross girl who liked me in highschool.
          >tl;dr
          why would i assume that a corporation who couldn't make a 90 minute pleasurable experience could make a pleasurable experience our of a multiple night stay

          frick, you said it man. good post

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I agree with the first part and I ask myself the same thing.
      In the two countries I lived and know the culture, Disney is something you watch when you're a kid and just forget about it in your teenage years. Yes, there is the whole Disney thing in Kingdom Hearts, but the game got merits that goes beyond king Mickey and Cinderella.
      Yes, I loved Cars and Wall-E when I was a kid, but it's not something I go crazy over it now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      average people like disney because it's extremely average and palatable.

      same reason women love the office.

      the female distribution curve for personality traits is narrower than the male one

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The most glaringly obvious reason why this idea flopped is the ridiculous price tag. $3000 a night is beyond the pale. How many people have that kind of wealth to throw around and how small is the percentage of those people that are Star Wars megafans? You could take a tour of Europe or enjoy a week of beachside relaxation in the Bahamas or something for the cost of one night at this Star Wars hotel. I get that it was probably extraordinarily expensive to build but it just seems so bizarre to me that Disney went for the "milk you upfront" strategy rather than try to appeal to a long-term returning customer base for this place.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >beyond the pale
      What a cool phrase.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit. Look at the pic here. I'd actually go to a star wars hotel with a casino with bawds dressed up as aliens, weird colorful drinks, and where they served some weird looking alien food shit.

    Then look at the reality. A couple fatfrick manchildren autists in an empty, too-bright room, playing fricking bingo. sad.

    If it were me running this shit you'd all want to come, believe me. And I wouldn't have any jannies to stop you from smoking, either, and the waitresses would be the hottest goddamn cosplay b***hes you've ever seen. Obviously the dorks at disney are too uncool for this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The problem is that they made a lame kid-friendly attraction that sounds like an adults-only affair and costs enough to match that expectation. It's a total clusterfrick.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What went wrong
    I'm a casual when it comes to movies and shit, and I just watch em to have fun after a long day at work, so my opinion doesn't matter, but heres my take:
    The new trilogy was so bad on its own. nothing else really needs to be said. but on TOP of that it was so mired in blaming " chuds" or " far right" that i didn't want to associate with political bullshit that comes with EITHER side of such media campaigns. it's fricking star wars. (Lando was one of the coolest characters of all time, give me a break with the racism excuse). The only likeable character for me was Poe, who felt held back for some unknown reason in all his subsequent appearances (glad he escaped and is getting work). I hated how they just shat on Luke. I had been waiting for a new star wars for years, more specifically, I had been waiting on more Luke adventures and seeing his arc play out a little further, and of course some more killer lightsaber fights and hokey force choreography.
    How Disney didn't pick up on this simple guaranteed formula was a bit surprising.
    They made Luke some bitter old hermit chugging alien titty milk and dribbling it all over his beard, a jaded hopeless moron who was going to kill his nephew in his sleep, ignoring the time he saw hope in his WAY further gone father against all warning.
    The lead girl daisy had all the charisma of a 80s slasher flick camp counselor's FRIEND, not really main character material. The Finn guy was kind of cool but i didn't care about his character after they didn't really pursue the storm trooper origin as much as i thought they might. I remember nothing about the fat asian chick other than her perfectly round face (that's no moon...) kind of distracted me every time, and the random kiss that reminded me of every gross girl who liked me in highschool.
    >tl;dr
    why would i assume that a corporation who couldn't make a 90 minute pleasurable experience could make a pleasurable experience our of a multiple night stay

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    did a fricking ai write that? four paragraphs just rephrasing the same sentence

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is there any hope left for fricking anything anymore?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >any hope left for fricking anything anymore?
      No.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When I'm a billionaire I will open a "not star wars" hotel with a ton of booze and prostitutes. Cinemaphile members get a 50% discount with the code SNEED

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The hero wee need but not deserve

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Will redeem

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes anon, there is hope on the horizon. YOU are change.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We live in a world where the only legacy franchise that's been revived and respected is The Karate Kid of all things...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        BR2049 was both good and respectful.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Theres narutards hotel in japan that charges USD 2,000/night just for some wallpaper and themes narutards rooms

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Disney apparently charges around $5k for the rich people options on their cruises. It was pretty much successful enough that doing a hotel felt like a natural transition since it'd bring all the cost of transportation and food down, make it easier for all the makeup and wardrobe for all the actors and all in all just make things more profitable.

    People really do spend a fortune on Disney vacations.

    I won't be surprised if the hotel honestly is a success for the most part. The real story is they're just doing a focus group and paying $175 to join a focus group. People are imagining this is all evidence that the hotel is a failure because they can't afford the insane prices.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Apply for job at hotel
    >Get it. (Or don't, doesn't really matter)
    >Take a week off from your real job
    >Go down to hotel and work it for a week
    >Get paid while also getting to look at the sights.
    >Quit job at hotel after a week
    >Go back to real job.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're asleep in your Star Wars theme'd hotel room when you wake up and see pic related straddling you. They open their mouths and say "oOoOo masa we gon squirt." What do you do?

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What went wrong
    people in general dont spend their vacations outside their home and overall are less free with their spending money.
    this has been a trend for over a decade. a simple analyst could have told disney that.
    no one wants to pay a premium for a gimickly hotel about a franchise no one really cares about anymore.

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think Star Wars was the wrong franchise to go all in with. It was never even ever really good, even before they ruined it with the new movies. Even a Star Trek themed hotel sounds better.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wonder how much money they would have made for an Avenger's Tower hotel.

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They should cut it down to a 1-3 hour long dinner theater situation and charge $100-$500 for that. It's pricey as shit but people would actually pay to do that, and they'd be able to do multiple shows a day.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you care about this shit?

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    maybe it was all their stupid rules

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rules keep people safe. Star Wars must be a safe, family friendly environment for all. Just for that we will be editing Oola out of any new releases of Return of the Jedi because we know you love her so much.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >wear the mask
      >but not the fictional one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >that corporate condescending tone that globohomosexual uses everywhere now

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only time somebody actually wants to stay in a hotel beyond just sleeping is you're in vegas or some beautiful locale

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is Disney in danger of owning enough IP to become an entertainment behemoth that will never be able to fail?

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Here's your dinner bro

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is that sausage on the cheesy bread or did they just shit on it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That be $69.99 plus tip

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is this real?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is that sausage on the cheesy bread or did they just shit on it

      that's breakfast, actually

      >coffee
      >folded-up scrambled eggs (top right)
      >two sausages
      >some kind of single-dimple fricking waffle
      >fruit plate
      >space croissant with some kind of fruit and hazlenut topping or some shit, i forget

      i wish i didn't know this. my brother is a pathetic manchild who took his fat goblina wife and obnoxious kids (twin 2-yr-old boys who are way too fricking young to even know what star wars is and didn't enjoy the experience at all). they kept trying to make me look at pictures and i was screaming internally the entire time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i forgot: the kickers is the trays were extremely oddly shaped (you can kinda see it in that pic, with the side protrusions) which meant people kept knocking them over by accident and of course my moron fricking nephews made a huge mess that their double-moron parents took 35 pics of

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are you fricking kidding me? That's IT? That looks like fricking airline food.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, I've been on cheaper flights that serve better food than that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      school cafeteria tier

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So I went to Google because I wanted to read the Google reviews for the hotel and when I click on "reviews" no customer reviews actually pop up, instead what comes up is link to Disney's tourists blog. You are unable to leave a review or read the reviews for this hotel.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe you're just moronic bud

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What do we think of the cuisine?
    https://allears.net/2022/02/25/the-good-the-bad-and-the-blue-shrimp-everything-to-eat-at-disney-worlds-star-wars-hotel/

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like the turd of a kid who's been eating nothing but skittles for a week.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dogshit is a better meal than this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They could have done so much better...Think of all the regular normal food that people eat that is already exotic to a Western audience. If they just served some weird Southeast Asian stuff it would have worked. They dyed shrimp blue, lol. sad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        All that shit just irradiates corporate blandness
        >let's have exotic-looking food that isn't actually exotic
        >DYED SHRIMP! :DDDD
        this shit depresses me more than stalinist russia

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It really does feel like some dystopian shit.

          vid related: comes off like a commercial for modern disney and this star cruiser experience

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why do richgays always continually frick shit up? like this musk moron guy shows off a really shitty meme truck and then it's over.

          Let me tell you, if I had billions of dollars and plebbitors kissing my ass I would just make an IRL halo warthog and fricking sell it and they'd eat it up. Everyone in any management position must have like, a 50IQ. They could be greedy, they really could have their cake and eat it too. But for some reason they seem intent on fricking up, making less money, and blaming the epic chuds for it or something like that.

          Imagine how cool it could have been.
          >walk into a smoky casino floor with a mix of traditional gambling games and some new themed games as well
          >mermaid strippers in fake dacta tanks
          >hookahs with outlandish alien designs
          >eclectic menu of wienertails and small food items featuring exotic ingredients
          >naked alien cosplay strippers on the bar top
          >cantina band
          >hotel rooms dressed up like Cloud City

          instead you walk in and sit with four dorks with their smartphones out to play bingo. LOL

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Everyone in any management position must have like, a 50IQ
            unironically tho. Just look at what you have to do or be like to get into these companies. They don't want anyone who actually has any new ideas, they want to hear corporate buzzwords, they want you to say the correct phrases, basically just fit into a corporate mold. HR is literally like an NPC filter (as in only NPCs get through), everything has to fit into these extremely narrow concepts which nonetheless pretend to be somehow innovative and free thinking or whatever. That's what I find so depressing about it. I could even respect blandness if they were at least honest about it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, this is what frustrates me about these execs types. They have money but have zero imagination. The money is seriously wasted on them.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The problem is Disney is a family oriented company. We can all meme about casinos and costumed alien bawds, but do you really think Disney could pull that off even if they wanted to? Their hands are pretty much tied. Even if they built the hotel in the middle of Vegas and made 100% clear it was an adult only venue, the media would still shit on them and accuse them of grooming kids by marketing Star Wars movies to them while operating a real world Star Wars themed alien tiddy bar. There's just no way they could do anything like that without some kind of backlash even if they wanted to.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Disney owns most of those rags. The media does what disney wants, not the other way around.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >some weird Southeast Asian stuff
        You sure about that?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the lime acidifies the egg

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally what could a "star wars themed hotel" offer to be worth paying several thousand dollars to stay outside of your very own 10/10 twilek sex slave?

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Way too expensive for a shitty themed hotel.
    And the people who can actually afford it see it as tacky.
    You might be able to get some upper middle class parents to pay for it as an experience for their kids, but that's a pretty narrow demographic.

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When does WB do the Harry Potter hotel where you get a locked in a school dorm after having your house picked and then you have to attend arts and crafts classes for a week?

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why would I pay $3500 plus travel expenses to go to a shitty hotel when there's an awesome theme park 20 minutes away from me that costs like 50 bucks or whatever

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >dmctrannoid

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How about:
    >entry starts with you getting imperial officer gear and taking part in a raid on a rebel base with laser tag guns (except you can't actually lose)
    >you go to your room afterward and you get told a prisoner is being delivered for you to personally interrogate
    >it's an insanely hot twi'lek girl (colour chosen at random)
    >you get a partial script of prompts to help with the roleplay
    >she starts off b***hy and belligerent but ends up trying to reason with you to defect
    >now you chose whether to stay on the empire path or change to rebel path
    >if you go the rebel path you move quarters and she starts being more friendly to you until you end up fricking
    >if you stay empire she becomes more submissive and eventually eager to please as she realises the logic of serving the empire and then you frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd buy that for a daktari.

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    granola bar for thousands of dollars
    their own greed killed it

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Disney could have used the money to surgically alter women to have permanent blue skin and head tentacles

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