>made in 1993 >Sly is frozen in 1996 >wakes up in 2032
What is a technology that could be omnipresent in 2032 (8 years from now) but completely unknown to a man from the 90's?
Mind you, Sandra and Rob's characters would be born in the 2000's and they wouldn't remember a world without this technology.
1st one to smear poop up to balls or vagene
2nd to smear poop back to bunghole
3rd to smear poop out of other two shells.
Viola! Now you just walk around smelling like poop all day no matter how much perfume and cologne you put on.
And your hands smell like poop no matter how much soap you use.
You don't.
In the future everyone smells like poop and walks around with dried shit all over them.
Kinda like India in the present but with uglier costumes
You shove 2 of them up your ass where they are activated by the pressure of your sphincter. Once inside, the first clam shell works its way up the rectum til it reached the end of the turd, then it begins vibrating and working its way back to the second shell at the other end of the turd. Once it reaches the second shell the two of them clamp together sealing the fecal matter within them. At this point the sealed clam begins to work its way out of your anus but occasionally may get stuck when it starts "crowning". This is when you use the third clam shell to pry your anal cavity open just enough for the other 2 to get free. And there you have it, no mess to clean up because the clams gather all the turds from inside your rectum. Side note, the clams then travel through a tube-like system to the nearest taco bell to recycle the turds into food before returning back to the restroom.
That makes no sense.
If they were disposing of the shells every time they used them, there wouldn't be just 3 seashells, there would be entire stacks of them.
This moronic pandering to reddltors who get excited when a Hollywood israelite plays along with their fanfic.
They’re obviously buttons. Unlabeled to prevent any socially disruptive memes.
Imagine the Japanese washlet butthole spray symbol. That’s graffiti material.
The seashell design is meant to be antimemetic to prevent graffiti.
The symbol appears plain, clean and fresh.
A user simply has to know which buttons do what. Something everyone would have learned from childhood.
In reality anything associated with shit would become a graffiti meme. People started using “weeaboo” unironically just because wapanese was wordfiltetered to it
>First shell: water stream to nono-area >Second shell: dryer >Third shell: apply balm to keep skin from drying out after hot air
And no, it's not for masturbation
t. went to a dinner with the director years ago
Rich (depending on where you put the limit) and normal, not influential. Umm leading a mostly normal life so as to not taint my kids. You wouldn't believe how weird and outlandish some famous people's kids are.
They’re obviously buttons. Unlabeled to prevent any socially disruptive memes.
Imagine the Japanese washlet butthole spray symbol. That’s graffiti material.
The seashell design is meant to be antimemetic to prevent graffiti.
The symbol appears plain, clean and fresh.
A user simply has to know which buttons do what. Something everyone would have learned from childhood.
The movie is kino but makes little sense >some earthquake happens in LA so seemingly the entirety of society changes within a year and it's not America anymore >millions of people are still alive from the 70s and 80s who remember what things were like and who just accepted this new way of life and a random old geezer
I mean i guess it's not too far off these days, but still. It would have been better it if had been set a few hundred years into the future.
>millions of people are still alive from the 70s and 80s who remember what things were like and who just accepted this new way of life and a random old geezer
Same for peoples who lived in peace under segregation and accepted to live in a country who got burned by Black folk every years
Butthole, right inner ass cheek, left inner ass cheek. The shells are made of a material that instantly destroys all germs and bacteria.
the butthole one would definitely scrape some of the other cheeks material, leaving them wanting.
Is it a coincidence that the best movie Sly was in he didn't write?
>demo man is better than rocky 1
zoomer moment
>Demolition Man is better than Rocky and First Blood
No.
It would be troubling if this wasn't the case
Grab the remaining poop from your ass with two shells used as tongs, then use the third shell to wipe
>in a future where there's only Taco Bell
They didn't really think this through, huh.
its bidet controls
>seashell 1: Scoop
>seashell 2: Scrape
>seashell 3: use edge to pick poop out from under fingernails
>made in 1993
>Sly is frozen in 1996
>wakes up in 2032
What is a technology that could be omnipresent in 2032 (8 years from now) but completely unknown to a man from the 90's?
Mind you, Sandra and Rob's characters would be born in the 2000's and they wouldn't remember a world without this technology.
A smart phone.
Streaming kino and music.
1st one to smear poop up to balls or vagene
2nd to smear poop back to bunghole
3rd to smear poop out of other two shells.
Viola! Now you just walk around smelling like poop all day no matter how much perfume and cologne you put on.
And your hands smell like poop no matter how much soap you use.
if your friend is stallone, tell him he cute
Genetically engineered log gobbling hermit crabs.
How would you get all the poop out of your ass with just shells?
You don't.
In the future everyone smells like poop and walks around with dried shit all over them.
Kinda like India in the present but with uglier costumes
The log gobbling crabs that live inside the shells take care of that.
You shove 2 of them up your ass where they are activated by the pressure of your sphincter. Once inside, the first clam shell works its way up the rectum til it reached the end of the turd, then it begins vibrating and working its way back to the second shell at the other end of the turd. Once it reaches the second shell the two of them clamp together sealing the fecal matter within them. At this point the sealed clam begins to work its way out of your anus but occasionally may get stuck when it starts "crowning". This is when you use the third clam shell to pry your anal cavity open just enough for the other 2 to get free. And there you have it, no mess to clean up because the clams gather all the turds from inside your rectum. Side note, the clams then travel through a tube-like system to the nearest taco bell to recycle the turds into food before returning back to the restroom.
one up
one down
one to polish
Which one is for the crust?
The writer clarified this actually.
That makes no sense.
If they were disposing of the shells every time they used them, there wouldn't be just 3 seashells, there would be entire stacks of them.
>he doesn't know
This moronic pandering to reddltors who get excited when a Hollywood israelite plays along with their fanfic.
is the correct answer.
In reality anything associated with shit would become a graffiti meme. People started using “weeaboo” unironically just because wapanese was wordfiltetered to it
They're just buttons for the bidet I assume, with nothing vulgar about them and looking fresh. Like ocean shit in bathrooms.
This never made any sense and I do not believe it.
humiliation ritual
Shit piss and cum
>First shell: water stream to nono-area
>Second shell: dryer
>Third shell: apply balm to keep skin from drying out after hot air
And no, it's not for masturbation
t. went to a dinner with the director years ago
Damn, you're cool, anon. Are you rich and influential or a normal guy?
Rich (depending on where you put the limit) and normal, not influential. Umm leading a mostly normal life so as to not taint my kids. You wouldn't believe how weird and outlandish some famous people's kids are.
1st shell is bidet control. 2nd shell is air dryer. 3rd shell flushes.
Gib Sandra bullock gf
The clams eat your ass
One to scoop, one to wipe, the first one you press against your ear to relax you with the sound of the ocean.
They’re obviously buttons. Unlabeled to prevent any socially disruptive memes.
Imagine the Japanese washlet butthole spray symbol. That’s graffiti material.
The seashell design is meant to be antimemetic to prevent graffiti.
The symbol appears plain, clean and fresh.
A user simply has to know which buttons do what. Something everyone would have learned from childhood.
Probably spray, fresh rinse deodorize, and dry
Wouldn't the shells tear the anus like hermoids but maxium overdrive?
The movie is kino but makes little sense
>some earthquake happens in LA so seemingly the entirety of society changes within a year and it's not America anymore
>millions of people are still alive from the 70s and 80s who remember what things were like and who just accepted this new way of life and a random old geezer
I mean i guess it's not too far off these days, but still. It would have been better it if had been set a few hundred years into the future.
Anon. The LA riots were so bad the movie didn’t feel the need to talk about them.
>millions of people are still alive from the 70s and 80s who remember what things were like and who just accepted this new way of life and a random old geezer
Same for peoples who lived in peace under segregation and accepted to live in a country who got burned by Black folk every years
hummiliation ritual
they're for jelking
My head cannon is that this was an elaborate joke made by the cops to frick with Spartan, who would have no idea how shit worked in the future.
They are stylized buttons for bidet
weren't they just controls for the bidet in the toilet?