What were they?

What were they?

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >that episode where Ross went full 4chan and started to beat the shit out of random black people on the street while shouting about how much he hates morons
    honestly not sure how that got past the ratings board even back then

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It was a different time, anon.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      this actually happens in the movie edmond with william h macy
      pretty good flick. i had black roommates in college i watched it with and they thought it was hilarious

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit i forgot that movie existed. 10/10 kino that ends with him talking about how everyone ends up where they want to be then snuggles up with his black prison bf and gives a little smile.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >that episode where Ross calls Charlie a moron and spits on her during sex
      >that episode where Joey asks Ross if Julie’s pussy was horizontal
      >that episode where Chandler converts to Islam and throws his dad off of a building whilst quipping “this isn’t the first time I’ve tossed you off”
      How did they get away with it?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >that episode where Chandler converts to Islam and throws his dad off of a building whilst quipping “this isn’t the first time I’ve tossed you off”

        bruh

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      in retrospect it was probably a bad idea to let sam raimi write an episode

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      And remember that time when ross assaults women?

      U N A G I

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        he's so good

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Weirdest part is they weren't even filming that day.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it was a problematic show

    it was wrong back then and it is now

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      honestly back then I didn't think gay people were real

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You hadn't looked in a mirror?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          gottem

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I was fantasizing about getting dozens of replies and derailing the thread when I posted that. Life is cruel.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              You'll get em next time champ

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous
            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              bump

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              It'll work one day anon

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I was the anon you initially burned, I laughed

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous
            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              you've certainly derailed my sides anon

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                What a funny thing to wake up to. Normally I just hide the thread in embarrassment after one of my jokes fails.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                it's very chandler-esque.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Put me in the screencap.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          TOMA

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          nice

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yow! The ultimate Burn.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous
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          Anonymous
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          Anonymous
        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >anon vanquished

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i had a boss in high school (worked in a kitchen) who believed that being gay isn't real and we just see more gays now because people get influenced by the media and it's more accepted. he said it's perfectly normal and straight to suck another man's penis.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >he said it's perfectly normal and straight to suck another man's penis.
          sus

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            he was an interesting guy. hardcore jersey guy. paid me under the table. thought people who smoked weed should get life in prison.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >paid me under the table
              literally?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                no it's a figure of speech

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                yeah but like it would be funny if it wasn't though

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        growing up everyone in the small town i lived in knew someone who was gay or mostly straight people who sometimes did gay shit but we cared about it so little that we just didn't acknowledge or think about it ever. it was a real rural fuckfest down there

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >it was a real rural fuckfest down there
          All the posters who talk about moving to rural areas to escape degenerates should take note.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >moving to rural areas to escape degenerates
            jfc where to even begin, you've heard about Florida right?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I’m from a rural area, so I know what’s up. It’s a warning to all the retards that post about moving to the country and finding a bunch of morally upright traditional people.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                yeah literally only difference is these days there'll be like one gay dude (1/3 of the women will be ""bisexual"") that keeps to himself except in the occasional instances where he becomes a rape machine. Everyone is constantly cheating on their significant other and getting each other pregnant. On the plus side if you can read aloud without constant pauses and mispronunciation you're a genuis to them. If they get started talking about cars or construction back out quick otherwise that illusion gets shattered real quick

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                okay my phrasing was a bit redundant but you guys get it

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I still don't. It's a modern religion.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I knew gay people were real when I was a kid because my great uncle was "very close to his mother" as my grandma put it and little 6 yo me was very confused because I thought for sure she must be dead by now
        I somehow made up that my great uncle had his mum's corpse under his bed like Joana of Castile (fuck knows how I knew about Joana of Castile but not homosexuality when I was 6), and one christmas my great uncle came to stay with a huge suitcase and I ran away screaming and crying because I thought my great-great-grandmother's corpse was in there
        Anyway my grandma explained to me what gayness was after that
        Also it turned out that my great uncle wasn't even gay he just had his balls shot off during the war

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          t.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Not surprising that someone who thinks like that uses Phoebe as their mouthpiece

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        saved

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      reddit spacing

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They made Ross look like chudjak.
      The “words of wisdom” coming from Phoebe is funny, giving that she was the least moral of them all.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I think that was the point of her character, to emulate a real world stereotype.
        If it was remade for today she'd probably be one reddit arguing to legalise all drugs and abusing certain righteous political trends to make a quick buck.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >she was the least moral of them all
        accurate representation of a libtard

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >probably pretty poorly
      Which is why it’s one of the most watched things on streaming services and you have three cats and no eggs

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It was funny then and it's ever funnier now. Based Friends.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      me in the bottom corner of panel 3

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        > brave_
        > mfw he fell for it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The comic is accurate in that Phoebe is the least funny one like normal

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I agree. r/thedonald should go back.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the satchel bit was from Seinfeld

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        there is an episode where joey is going for an audition and asks rachel to get him something from work that will make him stand out, and she convinces him to take the mens satchel. must have been an inside joke with the writers at nbc to make the same jokes about it on two different shows

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I think the anon you're quoting is wrong, I've watched every Seinfeld episode and don't remember it happening there.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what would the person who wrote this think of the episode where Phoebe refuses to believe in evolution and the episode comes down in her favor?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That its awful because she didn't believe the heckin science

        These people are retards, they have no problem holding conflicting viewpoints. You can't point out logical inconsistencies in their worldviews and expect them to reevaluate.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It never seems to occur to the woke crowd that any of the things they do currently might be considered politically incorrect in another 20 years. Look how quickly RuPauls Drag Race went from being the peak of progressivism to problematic

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I truly hope we can look back at this 100 genders shit and chud acceptance nonsense and wonder what the fuck we were on about. Cuz if they dont put a lid on this shit, we're gonna be accepting MAPs as much as we accept trannie shit

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Once people get bored with trannies, furries are going to be next, mark my words. Same as how trannies became fashionable after fags got too normalised

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          if your only criticism of 100 gender ideology is that it might lead to pedophilia, you're just a reactionary retard that is completely incapable of articulating why he doesnt like something and thinks if he just screeches PEDOS! he wins
          come on anon, put a little effort in, you can surely find a way to criticize this insanity without going "IT'LL LEAD TO PEDOS!"

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Look how quickly RuPauls Drag Race went from being the peak of progressivism to problematic

        Never watched this. What's supposed to be wrong with it?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Drag Queens is to trans culture what blackface minstrel shows are to black culture, also RuPaul himself has said various Hispanicy things about trannies

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >trans culture

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >blackface minstrel shows are to black culture
            whats the deal with those? why shouldnt an actor portraying black paint his face?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Criticising FRIENDS is anti-semitic

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Of course, nothing from current year will age poorly at all! Modern SJW morals will always be correct and righteous.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      not as poorly as the average woman, am i rite?

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >normoids have gotten so thin skinned that fucking "Friends" is too edgy.
    How do these people function in the real world?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They don't. They live in bubbles in big cities with other thin-skinned retards.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >live in bubbles in big cities
        Dude small town people are the ones that live in a fucking bubble.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Ah yes big city people love trannies, blacks, retards, and high tax. Based city slickers! Open minded!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      says the guy who asks
      >how woke is it? Tell me
      before watching any movie or a show

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        yes, two things that are nothing alike are nothing alike

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It aged great

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Oh Fat Monica definitely would have trouble flying

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Satoshi Kon, now that was an artist. Miyazaki walks among us today.
      What did Chandler mean by this?

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I've been fapping to seasons 4,5 and 6 rachel for like 20 years

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          she confirmed in the dvd commentary that these were fake nipples

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          she confirmed in the dvd commentary that these were fake nipples

          Yeah, Jennifer Aniston is full of shit. She's trying to save face after the fact.
          If you've seen any of her nudes, she has giant nipples, and the Friends producers knew how to keep the boyfriends watching. Jen herself absolutely loved the attention back in the day.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Jennifer in front of the camera, nipples protruding. Such a disgrace. A mess.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Phoebechads won

      Aces

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Won what? The Uggo Award?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          horses

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Wtf I'm a horsefucker now

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          built for :>=

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          How the fuck did Jen end up getting hotter as she aged?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Monica season 1...
      Phoebi hair season 1...

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Phoebi

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          sorry Febi*

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Aniston always looked good
      Perry peaked in the first season, got ugly for a while then went back to being good looking in the last few seasons
      LeBlanc looked good until the end
      Cox always looked good, peaked about halfway through
      Kudrow looked good until the last couple seasons
      Schwimmer didn't look good until halfway

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Aniston always looked good

        Still does.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you can tell exactly when Perry was slamming his face in a pile of coke with this, thats funny as fuck

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        when?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        At 23.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      In season 7 Monica is an absolute stone cold vixen and Chandlerlooks like he's hanging on by a fucking thread.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      9
      1
      2
      1
      1
      5 or 10

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >all the women ended up with long straight hair with nice bangs
      >all the men ended up with gay bed head spikes
      the worst part of the 90s was the forced metrosexualization

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      10 Rachel
      7 Monica
      1 Phoebe

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Aniston tie between 7 and 9
      >Perry 1
      >LeHotdinner 1
      >Cox 7
      >Kudrow 1
      >Schwimmer 10

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the episode where ross rapes monica, and joey helps gas light her into believing it was a fucked up dream and she's just perverted

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I remember that scene where reese witherspoon is playing rachels sister and at the end she says to ross "and you? I come on to you and you turn me down, what are you gay?". Lot's of other gay and chud jokes as well.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Chandler's dad is the best chud joke in the show.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Sure, there are tons of jokes about how having a chud for a dad had a negative effect on chandlers life. couldn't portray it like that today

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I get it: A man, duh.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    1). Rachel's left nipple.
    2). Rachel's right nipple.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Oh man what’s the fat episode?

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Joey, Chandler, and Monica's watersports threesome on the beach.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >that episode where Ross became a plastic surgeon, and snorted mountains of coke off huge basketball sized fake tits

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That's actually a kino movie, I remember watching it when I was like 12. Lots of tits.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ross not wanting his son to have a Barbie so he wouldn't be a fag

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Being all white is #1 isn't it. In fact I think the other 7 things were just included to make it less obvious that they really just hate white people.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      All ~~*white*~~

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Only 2/6 are garden gnomes though.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    an all white/"white" cast

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So what exactly makes a sit com funny today if you can’t make jokes about anyone/anything?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They aren't funny nowadays, that's why there's such a reliance on laugh tracks, because otherwise people don't know that a joke was told

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What would Friends be like if it took place in the 80's?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      wud fugg

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i would watch a modern day friends 2bh

    >phoebe is an anti-vax crystal mommy
    >joey starts a podcast on a whim and becomes extremely successful
    >ross and rachel are still on again off again but they're also always switching genders
    >monica becomes fat again but also a swimsuit model
    >chandler becomes a crypto bro only to lose all of his money to a zoomer twitch streamer scam

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No you wouldnt, none of them would be white or straight

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      joey get ipad

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Without reading, I can only guess

    >Lack of diversity
    >Mocking trans people
    >Mocking fat people
    >Mocking gay people
    >Sexual assault as humor
    >Incest as humor
    >Alcoholism as humor
    >Joey being too rapey
    >Ross being sexist

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget
      >Ross banging his hot young student

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Based Ross. She was the hottest girl on the show.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yes she was.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it was a stupid storyline, ross wouldn't risk his career for that.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Monica was easily the hottest person on the show

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >the one where Rachel leaves dirty dishes in the sink overnight so Monica sits on her face for hours

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    is every zoomer literally on the verge of suicide at the slightest 'trigger' they see on the media these days?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      are you kidding anon, they love this shit. they feel a massive dopamine hit when they see something that "didn't age well" because it means they get to post about it on social media and get upboats

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >omg I'm shocked and offended
        >I can haz attention nao?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      this place is exactly the fucking same, you stupid frog.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm convinced most of them only do it for attention. They know they'll get tons of likes and possibly an article if they point this stuff out. I simply don't believe that anyone is so weak that they have a personal crisis from Ross making a joke about a Barbie doll.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      based Geller poster

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Some of the cast are white gentiles

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT: Anons of /misc/ realise Friends was actually pretty based
    Today is a good day

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    should i start watching Frens now?

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Of the top of my head:
    Fat Monica
    Ross dating a student
    Even suggesting Rachel may have been wrong about "the break"
    Chandlers dad being a chud
    Gunther being portrayed as a hopeless romantic rather than a creepy incel

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Gunther being portrayed as a hopeless romantic
      lol
      he was a creep. just a harmless one only hurting himself.

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    based fat monica

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The problem is self censorship. I'm sick of all these retards being scared of doing something slightly edgy because of twittoids reaction. Why do they care so much?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      my guess, it's very immediate, loud feedback and the people investing money want to capitalize on that. they don't get it (yet) that these people are fucking losers screaming into the void.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I now remember that they view Cinemaphile has some kind of evil shadow cult trying to bring society down. It's kind of funny.

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >this was acceptable humor in 2001

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >in 2022 kathleen turner immediately looks around for other offended people to guess her own reaction

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Making fun of trannies was normal until sometime around 2010.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        the timing isn't random, it's when the internet became mainstream and centralized, and since they're hyper-online, they were able to control online discourse and have it affect real life that way. They become moderators of reddit forums. They tweet 10 times a day. They own the discord servers. From there they're able to police people heavily and influence real life, even though they never leave their house to actually join the rest of us in real life.

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Monica getting cornrows and dating Richard
    gay/lesbian jokes

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The one where Ross salutes the rank not the man

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    don't mind me just posting some based phoebe

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
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        Anonymous

        one for the boys

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          one for the girls

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >that running joke where Phoebe denies the Holocaust
    I don’t even get what they were thinking with that back then . 90s were the “who cares” decade but even that’s a bit edgy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

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