What were they thinking?

What were they thinking?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    YAGS SBA-shit wrong movie nvm

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That if they based it on a book we wouldn’t notice it essentially being a cheap looking loose remake of the first film with Jack teaming up with a young skinny pretty boy and trying to stop a mean pirate from Jack’s past who’s taking a young woman who the skinny pretty boy fancies to an island because he needs her fluids for some magic ceremonial reason, and also one of Jack’s exes is there and the English sailors are after them all too

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They were thinking $$$$$$$$$

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've never liked Pirates of the Caribbean, I think this was the one that my friends convinced me to go see in theaters with them. The last think I remember is Jack Sparrow ripping off the scene from Fast Five where they haul a bank vault down the highway with a mitsubishi somehow but instead he was doing it with his ship and then I fell asleep and woke up to seeing Barbosa hanging off the side of a ship and the ocean being split in half like in the bible or something. Very unoriginal movie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's the one after. Original pirates is good though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The last think I remember is Jack Sparrow ripping off the scene from Fast Five where they haul a bank vault down the highway with a mitsubishi somehow
      for a second I thought you were joking, and then I remembered that actually happened, and it was a whole building. wtf were they thinking

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >wtf were they thinking
        these movies are for kids who have hit the age that they no longer think they're kids, but they are so they still enjoy a good bit of slapstick

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >my movies are big boy movies gosh they're about like, politicians and stuff so grownup

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not even a Cinemaphile person, whatever you call yourselves. I only came here to discuss Dune while it's popular because I finished the books recently. I haven't seen the new one and don't watch movies or TV at all typically.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              i dont even watch movies read books goon to porn listen to music play video games be an incel lift weights have apps study science wear clothes

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                take your meds unironically

                if you're not on meds please speak to a professional about getting some

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I haven't seen the new one and don't watch movies or TV at all typically.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nah that's salazars revenge. They're both shit though. 1-3 are kino. 4-5 are just cashing in on the IP

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Treasure Island (1950) > Muppet Treasure Island (1996) > Black Sails (2014-2017) > Pirates (2005, porno) > Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge (2008, porno) > Cutthroat Island (1995) >>> Pirates of the Caribbean (film series, Disney slop)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Where does Treasure Planet (2002) fall on this list?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't see it. Did you like it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Black Sails (2014-2017)
      wasnt that show filled with gay shit?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nah pirates II was better

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    2 > 1 > 3 > 5 > 4

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >2 > 1
      What? The first one is literally a perfect movie. It makes all the sequels look bad in comparison, even if they are good movies in their own right.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        first one doesn't have Davey Jones

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever they were thinking I was thinking about sex with filthy pirate hooker mommy.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    better than 2 and 3
    >YARR I IS AN ANGRY WHITE MALE CAUSE ME WOMAN LEFT ME!!! YARRR!!!!
    Why'd she leave, mate?
    >YARRR I REFUSED TO VISIT HER YARRRRR
    Sounds like you're at fault, mate
    >YARRR I WON'T TAKE THAR YARRR YARRR AGAIN I SAY YARRR MY WOMAN LEFT ME YARRRR

    chuds love 2 and 3, since it's an incel fantasy
    4 was fricking brilliant

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure she wasn't there when he did try and visit. She made the rules and didn't follow em. Turns out they come to an agreement that he would only like her if she were a bawd anyway so it ends happy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dude, Calypso was an unfaithful bawd. She even admits that its her nature.

        >bro you don't get it, whenever he would visit she wasn't there
        >both of them confirmed he only visited after the ten year agreement
        >BRO SHE BE LIKE A bawd YARRRR

        ok, she is at fault for expecting the incel to uphold his word

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Spend 10 years as the Grim Reaper in exchange for 1 day with a goddess that doesn't honor even that.
          He got screwed over big time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, Calypso was an unfaithful bawd. She even admits that its her nature.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >better than 2 and 3
      >YARR I IS AN ANGRY WHITE MALE CAUSE ME WOMAN LEFT ME!!! YARRR!!!!
      You're moronic.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Let's make a more straight forward adventure movie instead of trying to hard to be epic and quirky like the previous movie

    I enjoyed it.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >in the movie for like 10 minutes
    >responsible for 100% of the KINO
    How did they do it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >"Onlya God cana grant the eternal life"
      >abruptly leaves, never to appear again
      Genuinely one of only times a bockbuster movie has surprised me in a good way

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That the long played out story-line with Legolas and Keira was over and they could refocus on the adventures of Capt. Jack, which was great! Better than 2 and 3, Penelope was a nice fit, Blackbeard/McShane was great and also sexy mermaid. Wish we'd had more before his toxic c**t of a wife ruined everything.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Wish we'd had more before his toxic c**t of a wife ruined everything.
      Who?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        pretty sure he's talking about Depp's bedshitting ex wench

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i liked this one but it was because of the vore mermaids (my fetish) and penelope cruz

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know but I have modeled my life after Jack Sparrow.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    four fours

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Two sevens

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        two eights

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Two sevens

          four fours

          three morons

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Every Depp Pirates movie was kino. I like all of them.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the part where they find the fountain of youth. Could be the music que though I love a good soundtrack

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why don’t the name correspond to the actor below them? This is moronic.

    Also these movies were trash. I saw one of them (maybe the first or second?) in the theatre and it was such shit I couldn’t even be bothered to follow or pay attention.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Credits are contractual, why should that impact the graphic design?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        to look good

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shane was horribly miscast as blackbeard.

    Zero charisma, and plays it likes hes bored. he does nothing of value and doesnt come off as threatening or interesting. Him wandering desperate in the jungle and rolling his eyes saying "praytell" like he cant ewait for the scene to be over really pulled me out of the movie. After Barbossa and Davey Jones and Beckett... hell the rest of the cast in all of them were so good. They fricking got this so wrong.

    They should have blackbeard played by someone tall, imposing and charismatic. No gay sword controlling ocean shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jack is Han Solo, should only be used sparingly, never the center of attention. The new actors have no talent and are just transparent Will/Elizabeth clones, McShane is bored as said, it was made during the writers strike, and we never needed more Pirates movies especially after 2&3 were in production before they were written and Verbinski left.

      1 >>>>> 3 > 2 >> 5 >>> 4

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's because of the director. He had no idea how to an action-adventure movie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I love Ian McShane generally but I gotta agree, didn't really do it for me as Blackbeard

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I could tell by that bandana on the cover that it would be bad.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mermaid sex and pirates in spain

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rob Marshall was the wrong fricking choice to direct this.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Black beard was a huge disappointment literally worst villain in the franchise, why kill him off in one movie too?

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    To me only the first three are Canon

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