Reading the Illiad for the first time and now I hate this flick.
>no Gods >Achilles too young >Patroclus way too young and twink-like >shit innacurate armor and location >Entire kino characters like Diomedes and Sarpedon missing >no Gods
Why the frick are homosexuals actors allowed to have stunt doubles? You're getting paid millions of dollars and you can't be arsed to jump with a stick, pussy? Jackie Chan and Tom Cruise are the only honest action stars in cinema history.
Ok genius. Say Brad Pitt does this dangerous stunt shot he's only trained for in this film, not a career of stunt work. It goes wrong and he breaks his leg, or gets hit in the face with a sword, breaking his nose and cheekbones.
Now what do you do while he's mending for six weeks? Just stop filming all his scenes?
You know, like Tom Cruise broke his ankle doing a stunt on MI Fallout and it ended up halting filming for nearly two months.
Dont give a shit, Brad, stop making excuses. Cruise did it, you do it
>injury resulting in producers losing their shit >lack of experience
This is why Cruise is always one of the main producers on his movies, other israelite producers dont want to deal with the risk and make them use doubles
True art requires risk and sacrifice. Either actors should do their own stunts, or they should be paid minimum wage for refusing to work. Trust me there's always going to be a guy just as hot as Brad Pitt willing to jump with a stick
Dont care. You're paid more than some get paid in a lifetime. Jump with a stick, Brad. If you die, you die.
Why the frick are homosexuals actors allowed to have stunt doubles? You're getting paid millions of dollars and you can't be arsed to jump with a stick, pussy? Jackie Chan and Tom Cruise are the only honest action stars in cinema history.
>hurr why don't you just get your actor injured doing a stunt they aren't trained or experienced in doing?
Cruise caused months of delays after he broke his foot, they even kept him hobbling with extreme agony in his face. Horrific scene. Same as he lands. He's a moronic homosexual who paid multiple stunt men(for dozens of movies) for fun, I guess.
Wasn't at all. One of the worst scenes in the movie. You can see him scream in pain when he lands and breaks it and when he stumbles after climbing up.
Shitty stunt (had a giant cable which they CGI'd away). Jackie made countless better stunts, he also didn't need a harness that had to be digitally removed and without fricking it up. Why did Cruise have stunt men for most of his career again?
This. Insurance companies end up having to pay while filming stopped. Why they they won’t allow actors to do even the most basic stunts. Benicio del Toro broke his wrist doing a basic stunt did The Hunted. It halted production for weeks and drove up budget to unprofitable margins which insurance had to pay
>Say Brad Pitt does this dangerous stunt shot he's only trained for in this film, not a career of stunt work
Missing the whole point moron
Why would you cast unqualified shitters then, all A listers who do any action movies should by default know of stunt work.
Yeah and it's very clear he is not acting at that part
Trying to cast solely based on physical feats tends to leave you with athletes or martial artists who you know, have no acting ability. This is like demanding you only cast non-acting math geniuses for mathematician characters.
What kind of moronic analogy is that, did they drop you as a kid
How the frick does it even make sense you homosexual
Trying to cast solely based on physical feats tends to leave you with athletes or martial artists who you know, have no acting ability. This is like demanding you only cast non-acting math geniuses for mathematician characters.
>injury resulting in producers losing their shit >lack of experience
This is why Cruise is always one of the main producers on his movies, other israelite producers dont want to deal with the risk and make them use doubles
Cause if they frick up the stunt and get injured or die the entire movie is fricked. If a stunt double fricks up a stunt you just get another stunt double
They weren't.
The stunt man looks like those mirrored movie posters from the threads here
ha
Literally no difference
BRAARB TTITT
broadd pit
Imagine the smell.
stuntman looks more suitable to play achilles in the entire film
Achilles was meant to be attractive
>What were they thinking?
"Let's produce some kino" and then they did.
HECTOOOOOOR
Kanedaaaa!
Is that Shane?
Who the frick is Shane? This guy looks older than current Brad Pitt.
a failed comic who has one of his moronic contractor friends shill him here every day
Reading the Illiad for the first time and now I hate this flick.
>no Gods
>Achilles too young
>Patroclus way too young and twink-like
>shit innacurate armor and location
>Entire kino characters like Diomedes and Sarpedon missing
>no Gods
Sorry meant
>Achilles too old
Also not set in the Baltic Sea area.
https://www.amazon.com/Baltic-Origins-Homers-Epic-Tales/dp/1594770522
Shit. They also didn't travel back in time to record it actually happening.
His Achilles was one dimensional. I always felt like in the text he was a very sensitive man haunted by the knowledge that he was going to die young.
Why the frick are homosexuals actors allowed to have stunt doubles? You're getting paid millions of dollars and you can't be arsed to jump with a stick, pussy? Jackie Chan and Tom Cruise are the only honest action stars in cinema history.
It's the studios demanding it moron, any injury can set them back days/weeks and cost millions.
Dont care. You're paid more than some get paid in a lifetime. Jump with a stick, Brad. If you die, you die.
Tom Cruise has had multiple stunt men for decades. Stop believing his current Scientology propaganda.
Ok genius. Say Brad Pitt does this dangerous stunt shot he's only trained for in this film, not a career of stunt work. It goes wrong and he breaks his leg, or gets hit in the face with a sword, breaking his nose and cheekbones.
Now what do you do while he's mending for six weeks? Just stop filming all his scenes?
You know, like Tom Cruise broke his ankle doing a stunt on MI Fallout and it ended up halting filming for nearly two months.
Dont give a shit, Brad, stop making excuses. Cruise did it, you do it
True art requires risk and sacrifice. Either actors should do their own stunts, or they should be paid minimum wage for refusing to work. Trust me there's always going to be a guy just as hot as Brad Pitt willing to jump with a stick
>hurr why don't you just get your actor injured doing a stunt they aren't trained or experienced in doing?
Cruise caused months of delays after he broke his foot, they even kept him hobbling with extreme agony in his face. Horrific scene. Same as he lands. He's a moronic homosexual who paid multiple stunt men(for dozens of movies) for fun, I guess.
And it was well worth it. Cruise is one of the only actors I'd actually care to meet because of it.
Wasn't at all. One of the worst scenes in the movie. You can see him scream in pain when he lands and breaks it and when he stumbles after climbing up.
Shitty stunt (had a giant cable which they CGI'd away). Jackie made countless better stunts, he also didn't need a harness that had to be digitally removed and without fricking it up. Why did Cruise have stunt men for most of his career again?
>arguing like a woman
This. Insurance companies end up having to pay while filming stopped. Why they they won’t allow actors to do even the most basic stunts. Benicio del Toro broke his wrist doing a basic stunt did The Hunted. It halted production for weeks and drove up budget to unprofitable margins which insurance had to pay
>Say Brad Pitt does this dangerous stunt shot he's only trained for in this film, not a career of stunt work
Missing the whole point moron
Why would you cast unqualified shitters then, all A listers who do any action movies should by default know of stunt work.
>Why would you cast unqualified shitters then
Brad Pitt is there to act the part, anon. Not to specifically do some dangerous stunt spot.
Yeah and it's very clear he is not acting at that part
What kind of moronic analogy is that, did they drop you as a kid
How the frick does it even make sense you homosexual
Stay mad, Cruise. Take less HGH. Too late. Your organs are already huge.
That's not an analogy anon. That is the same situation. "He can't do math like a genius, why is he playing a mathematician!?".
Just watch Power Rangers then.
Trying to cast solely based on physical feats tends to leave you with athletes or martial artists who you know, have no acting ability. This is like demanding you only cast non-acting math geniuses for mathematician characters.
>injury resulting in producers losing their shit
>lack of experience
This is why Cruise is always one of the main producers on his movies, other israelite producers dont want to deal with the risk and make them use doubles
>actor gets hurt
>literally nothing can get done until they recover
anon smert
Cause if they frick up the stunt and get injured or die the entire movie is fricked. If a stunt double fricks up a stunt you just get another stunt double
you aren't actually mad, you are just being loud for attention on Cinemaphile. You don't actually care about this
Brod Pott
He is.
>that upskirt
KYAAAAA DIRECTOR SAN YOU HENTAI
considering patroclus is generally accepted to be achilles' lover and not his cousin it's a wonder this movie was as decent as it was.
Sexy inner thighs, but shame about that double wide nose.
>achilles' achilles heel is his heel
what hackery is this?
why do you think he's named Achilles?
Why would he name himself after his one weakness? That’s just giving away the secret.
only thing I remember about this movie was watching it with my friends and pointing out the "panty shots"
>The Mahabharata
>much more interesting plot and complex characters than the Iliad
>still no big budget Hollywood adaptation
Imagine this scene done with a proper budget:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=17220&v=qlsmROjcLBk&feature=youtu.be
The quibbles in the Iliad look childish compared to this.
The casting would be a nightmare