>Birds of Prey The Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harleen Quinzel aka Harley Quinn (and may I just note, I did not choose that name for myself, ok?? -HQ)
You were on the right track but it's a lot longer than what you wrote.
he's a super cool suave working class ex SAS guy. Alfred's father is in the Butler profession and wishes his son would follow in his footsteps, but Alfie wants to be his own man and is starting his own bouncer business in dystopian alternate universe london. During his work he becomes friends with Thomas Wayne who is some kind of sketchy CIA guy that needs some protection.
>The New Raven Alliance is an English fascist militant fraction that is the successor of the Raven Union. This latest incarnation of the Raven Group seems to be based on a strong unity between the fascist leadership and the UK military forces.
THIS is what batman's butler was doing?
The Batman: Not the origins of batman but the origins of the batman (batman)'s second year of being batman, which is incredibly close but not quite so the origins of batman.
They wanted to make an 'Aunt May: Corporate Spy" movie, which honestly would be stupid.
That said though, I honestly believe that an Aunt May movie could work, if you made it a light romantic comedy about how May Reilly met and fell in love with Ben Parker.
Is that the one with the wife/partner swapping and it being revealed that May was really Peters biological mother all along or some shit?
If so, then no. If not, still no.
Just something like May is in her early 30s, just got out of a relationship that was going no where, meets a guy named Ben who's in his mid 30s, they start to date and some stuff happens, I don't know (I don't actually watch romance movies normally) then they fall in love and get married. Just something light and a little funny. No superheroes, no major wink-wink-nudge-nudge shit like "Oh hey May, this is my friend Otto, carefully he's all hands!" or whatever. At most just like a Roxxon Gas Station and a mention that Ben's younger brother "...works for some government agency, the Strategic Homeland Inter... something or rather."
Gotham PD is the only Batman spinoff I could kinda see working. Especially with The Batman already taking so much inspiration from Se7en. And apparently Gotham PD was cancelled.
Alfred was a soldier when he was younger. In some origin stories, he even taught Bruce all his fighting skills. There's some pretty cool grandpa-style war stories you could tell with Alfred.
Smallville: The Small Kansas Town Where Clark Kent AKA Superman Grew Up and Refined His Powers
Arrow: The Super Hero, Less Colloquially Known as The Green Arrow, Not the Projectile, Although He Does Shoot Those
Alfred is basically Batman himself and I don't understand why he isn't outright regarded as such. It's like Person of Interest, two men with one mission doing the work of one Batman, only It's literally Bruce and Alfred. He handles so much of what the Batman does and needs, passively and actively, and is as much part of the fight as Batman himself as without Alfred, Bruce wouldn't be able to Batman (yes, used as a verb) anywhere near on the level he does.
Alfred handles the tech, operates it, coordinates in real time and problem solves on a massive life-and-death scale constantly, watches Bruce's back from afar, and does so much more, and all as an old man who never wanted the mission he has taken on like a cross. Why then is he treated like some gay eunuch who just draws baths and keeps the house free of dust?
Genuine hearty chuckle
Joker: The Origin of Batman's Mentally Ill Supervillian Clown Prince of Crime, the Joker.
Good change. It's really obnoxious when people assume context is known instead of simply giving the context.
...continuous piston sex shameful unlimited convulsions ntr betrayal of body to vigilante rival
you jest but can someone cite that harley quinn movie title?
Birds of Prey The Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn. That's off the top of my head but I think the One is actually there.
>Birds of Prey The Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harleen Quinzel aka Harley Quinn (and may I just note, I did not choose that name for myself, ok?? -HQ)
You were on the right track but it's a lot longer than what you wrote.
wait, this is real? there's even a first season? lol bottom of the barrel and normies chug it with a smile
>it’s real
PFAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
>they made a series of Alfred from Batman
lmao
he's a super cool suave working class ex SAS guy. Alfred's father is in the Butler profession and wishes his son would follow in his footsteps, but Alfie wants to be his own man and is starting his own bouncer business in dystopian alternate universe london. During his work he becomes friends with Thomas Wayne who is some kind of sketchy CIA guy that needs some protection.
bruh...
what the frick is that? project Mr Freeze?
>think it's going to be classy spy shit
>immediately there's shit like this
>tommy gun
>7.62 belt
fricking why
Hahaha. Maybe it was the style at the time?
MG ammo is carried by everybody in the squad. Not a big deal.
The bigger wtf is why this guy
is wearing a trash can and has vacuum tubes on his arms and some fancy modern plastic blue tubing too.
>not even coloring his ears
Holy kino hairline
>The New Raven Alliance is an English fascist militant fraction that is the successor of the Raven Union. This latest incarnation of the Raven Group seems to be based on a strong unity between the fascist leadership and the UK military forces.
THIS is what batman's butler was doing?
With that hairline he'd be the perfect Vegeta
What the FRICK is that hairline?
>if only you knew how bad things really are
The show must be seriously shit if no one even knows about it or made any memes
Its actually a decent watch it's just that no one had Starz
Batman Bagins: The origins of Bruce Waynes cape crusader alter ego Batman the dark knight
>it's yet another "batman show without batman"
just make fricking batman
The Batman: Not the origins of batman but the origins of the batman (batman)'s second year of being batman, which is incredibly close but not quite so the origins of batman.
Normies and redditors will consoom literally everything thrown their way.
Martha: Martha Wayne, the mother of Bruce Wayne, The Batma,n in her high school years in Atlanta, not Gotham
>Martha
Reminds me of how Sony wanted to make a movie about aunt May from Spider-Man
No fricking way
frick off zach nobody is believing your lies
They wanted to make an 'Aunt May: Corporate Spy" movie, which honestly would be stupid.
That said though, I honestly believe that an Aunt May movie could work, if you made it a light romantic comedy about how May Reilly met and fell in love with Ben Parker.
>Aunt May spy
those were Peter's parents not Aunt May
> if you made it a light romantic comedy about how May Reilly met and fell in love with Ben Parker.
You mean an adaption of Trouble?
Is that the one with the wife/partner swapping and it being revealed that May was really Peters biological mother all along or some shit?
If so, then no. If not, still no.
Just something like May is in her early 30s, just got out of a relationship that was going no where, meets a guy named Ben who's in his mid 30s, they start to date and some stuff happens, I don't know (I don't actually watch romance movies normally) then they fall in love and get married. Just something light and a little funny. No superheroes, no major wink-wink-nudge-nudge shit like "Oh hey May, this is my friend Otto, carefully he's all hands!" or whatever. At most just like a Roxxon Gas Station and a mention that Ben's younger brother "...works for some government agency, the Strategic Homeland Inter... something or rather."
>Oh hey May, this is my friend Otto, carefully he's all hands!
kek
go back
I think it deserves an adaptation.
Hol up. This thing is made by the dude responsible for Rome (and also an other dude responsiblenfor CSI). Could it actually be good?
Season 1 was pretty decent
>Gordon: The Origins of Batman’s Police buddy
Oh wait, that happened lel
Grayson: The early life of the acrobat who'll one day get married and give birth to Batman's first sidekick
CIA: The Origins of Baneposting
Really milking that IP for all it's worth, huh
>who should be the villain for our Batman's Butler series?
>just some guy with a fake nose
who was this made for?
>>just some guy with a fake nose
is he gay like that guy in the music video?
IIIIIIIIIII GET A LITTLE BIT GENGHIS KHAN
hysterical. the show does look like some good cheesy fun though, I hadn't heard of it
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY
Top kek
All this garbage, where is fricking BATMAN? No, Sneedinson’s movie doesn’t count.
>Sneedinson’s movie doesn’t count
gigafiltered
Gotham PD is the only Batman spinoff I could kinda see working. Especially with The Batman already taking so much inspiration from Se7en. And apparently Gotham PD was cancelled.
They’re doing a show about Arkham Asylum instead, hopefully it’s not shit.
That one could also be cancelled. Zaslav is taking no prisoners.
>third season
what the frick
IMagine being so absolutelyy desperate and creatively bankrupt that you think a show about the origins of Batmans buttler is a good idea.
We have the origins of Com. Gordon, now Alfred, whats next? origins of Batmans maintenance guy.
Alfred was a soldier when he was younger. In some origin stories, he even taught Bruce all his fighting skills. There's some pretty cool grandpa-style war stories you could tell with Alfred.
>third season
What the frick? How have there been two seasons of this show and this is the first I’m hearing of it.
Because it's on "epix", bottom of the barrel trash
I think more people would have recognized the name 'Alfred' than 'Pennyworth'
That's not stylish enough how about a shorthand of his name?
>that hair
what the frick
Look at that widows peak
beautiful
I thought showbuisness outlawed imperfect hairline already
>we're reaching peaks that shouldn't be possible
How is this the origins of Batman’s butler when the show is set in an alternate universe Britain where the Nazis won AHHHHH IM GOING INSANE
What the actual frick
How moronic are they
how has this not been cancelled? I literally just found out this exists from this post. Streaming was a mistake.
>Aristocats
Oldschool Disney shitposting at it's finest.
Bane: The Origin of The Big Guy For You Who Crashed The Plane With No Survivors
Do they show when he was pulling black ops for MI6 in Burma?
>3 seasons of this
What the frick is this, who watches like 30 hours of this shit?
Imagine watching this shit. lmao
Wait a minute... same universe you have got to be shitting me!
*holds up hand for hi5*
Better than 90% of shows and movies shilled here.
Still wouldn't watch.
>What the frick is pennyworth? lol this looks gay
>OH MY GOD PENNYWORTH THE ORIGINS OF BATMANS BUTLER I LOVE BATMAN
They should have gone with Alfred Begins
I've seen some of the first season, it was more of a spinoff to Kingsman than Batman
Yeah, it could work just as a standalone spy show. I guess they still have to tie it to DC somehow
Smallville: The Small Kansas Town Where Clark Kent AKA Superman Grew Up and Refined His Powers
Arrow: The Super Hero, Less Colloquially Known as The Green Arrow, Not the Projectile, Although He Does Shoot Those
Gotham: The town where BATMAN, that is correct, BATMAN grew up as a young boy. Remember when his parents were killed yes this is that town.
Jesus Christ
I wonder if anyone in the world watched Pennyworth, previously an Epix exclusive, without knowing it was about Batman's butler.
KAKARAOTTOOOOOO
Alfred is basically Batman himself and I don't understand why he isn't outright regarded as such. It's like Person of Interest, two men with one mission doing the work of one Batman, only It's literally Bruce and Alfred. He handles so much of what the Batman does and needs, passively and actively, and is as much part of the fight as Batman himself as without Alfred, Bruce wouldn't be able to Batman (yes, used as a verb) anywhere near on the level he does.
Alfred handles the tech, operates it, coordinates in real time and problem solves on a massive life-and-death scale constantly, watches Bruce's back from afar, and does so much more, and all as an old man who never wanted the mission he has taken on like a cross. Why then is he treated like some gay eunuch who just draws baths and keeps the house free of dust?
questions for gays that watch this, is it cheese kino like Gotham was?
I get that it's a prequel but so they really need to explain how Alfred lost his hair?