What were they thinking?

What were they thinking?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Man people who are still Star Wars fans sure are dumb as shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who are you quoting?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        your mom, who i sandwiched with a homie I met begging on the street, gaygit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          can confirm. i was the layabout who laid her out if you catch my drift.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    was the black woman a previously established character as well?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's probably all the non canon bullshit from Clone Wars CG and Rebels. None of that shit is real.

      The only canon stuff is SW 1-6, Clone Wars 2D, Shadows of the Empire, and some of the old games.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Clone Wars 2D
        The dexter cartoon? lol no

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Clone Wars 2D shows why Grevious was fricked up and what the other Jedi generals were up to. Clone Wars 3D is literally just dicky fan fic. Are you telling me the council wouldn't make Anakin a Jedi master but they'd put a Padawan under his protection when it was not once even mentioned in Revenge of the Sith?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Even then, the 2D series was part the old Clone Wars media, which depicted a bigger, darker, and brutal war. Something that would've made Kenobi PSTD from the Dis Plus series made more sense.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ashoka was one of the worst additions to the canon and only serves as filoni's pet OC.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What about the Ewok movies?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          and the holiday special

          Haven't seen em. Most likely not canon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        and the holiday special

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        KYS dumb frick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        shadows of the empire was a good read when I was a kid. dunno about now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sort of, she is based off of Revan

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What? In what possible sense does she resemble Revan in any way?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Formerly good, now bad, will end up good again

          Please be aware that her comparison to Revan is being made by people who have not played KOTOR and had a 2 paragraph summary of the game and its characters emailed to them.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >let's see how chinky we can make this guy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I dunno
      >what if we paint him yellow and stick him in a high-tech rice paddy hat?
      >can we play a "yooooooooooo" every time he appears on screen.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >make him really concerned about job performance too, yeah

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >tell the fight choreographers that we want the character to use duel lightsabers in combat but held in one hand like chopsticks.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >can we play a "yooooooooooo" every time he appears on screen.
        they should have played this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhXCQFxGqMM

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >assuming they were thinking

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Fifth Blothel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Filthy brothel

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >He's asian now so they made him yellow instead of grey.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      greysian

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was always a space-chinaman
      look at the hat

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >painted an Asian guy's face yellow and stuck him in a moronic looking hat
    what did they mean by this

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if it's disney it's automatically PC

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This show looks noticeably cheap and uncinematic. I don't remember The Mandalorian or the Boba Fett show looking shitty like this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Book of Boba looked like a literal fan film, the sets, the editing, the effects, everything

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >2-3 episodes of Boba's own fricking show dedicated near entirely to the Mandalorian
        genuinely what were they thinking

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >genuinely what were they thinking
          "gee these writers fricking suck and have no idea what they are doing with this character, every episode so far has been shit, hmm let's just get those mando guys to make a few episodes and get the ratings back up"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Deborah Chow seems to be the director for the first three episodes so far so it's likely a lack of vision or Disney destroyed the show by Ewans comments that the show was more darker.

      Mando and Boba all have a different director per episode while Robert Rodriguez kinda oversees some stuff in Boba, being someone experienced with green screen and low budgets.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        to be fair the only episode of mando with actual artistic vision was the ahsoka episode

        the convoy attack episode was particularly egregious. it looked like they filmed that shit in kenya

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    whoever came up with or designed the inquisitors should be shot in the head. the stand out in the series by how fricking moronic and out of place they are.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They'd be passable if Obi Wan was an actual heroic character and kicking ass, because then dark side goons that the Sith trained wrong as a joke would serve a purpose within the story.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Obi-wan 10 years into his mission is already Ben. That is to say, more of experienced and aged veteran doing covert work. The inquisitors should be their using old gear and lightsabers; none of the bootleg Vader cosplay.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well if you remember they were fricking stupid in that rebels show too. Seriously someone post the dumb helicopter webm.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    when one dies dont another just take the title?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    looking forward to seeing him fly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        dude no one talks about this show here...its so good. like one of my top 5

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is truly beyond moronic.
      5 year old logic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      leaked footage of the obi-wan finale

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        star wars mods for blade & sorcery are so fun

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think that moron lightsaber would get more of its users killed because they wouldn't have an incentive to learn their angles, velocities or having the endurance, stamina, and skillset to wield a double blader.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not even sure how much sense it makes to give Inquisitors, dumpster-tier force users, double-ended lightsabers to begin with. They're supposed to be more difficult weapons to use, for obvious reasons, and these guys are schmucks.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        haha Imagine slicing your arm off by accidentally pressing the helicopter button during a 1-on-1

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I wouldn't be surprised if that was intent of that design, i.e sending someone to die with faulty equipment.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that looks fun

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Blaster food. How are they going to deflect bolts when they doing the wokka thing with their spinny blades?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >"They Fly now?!?!"

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    star wars is gay and stupid

    its almost uncanny how much this guy looks like xi

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cute

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >cartoon guy is clearly black looking
    >make him asian for live action complete with ricepaddy hat
    >create a normal black woman character instead

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    CELEBRATE ASIAN HERITAGE MONTH!

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The techno rice-picker hat fooled them.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe the Chinese will watch this crap

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >china
      >interested in star wars

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      chinks have already started up their own media industry and a popular theme is shitting on america with its two biggest movies ever being about BTFOing the us during the korean war

      i dont know what Hollywood was thinking waiting so long to pander to china but the window has already passed. anything for Black folk though i guess

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >BTFOing the us during the korean war

        They didn't. They completely and utterly ambushed the US and still only kept the half of the country that the Norks started with. Total strategic failure. Also, frick that pussy Truman for not nuking them for what was essentially another Pearl Harbor.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          that's actually a good point that china even had the gall to even try something just a decade or 2 after the atom bomb, which we are still walking on egg shells about now.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >ambushed
          >mau literally stated multiple times on radio and he would join the war if nato forces invaded the north
          >after nato forces invaded the north mau literally stated that he was going to join the war to push nato out of the north
          >china entered the war by counter-attacking attacking nato forces and sent them into full retreat all the way out of the north
          >the embarrassment was so much for dugout dough that he started ranting about nukes which would have gotten his dumb ass and all of america nuked in retaliation

          i hate boomers so god damn much its unbearable

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >would have gotten his dumb ass and all of america nuked in retaliation
            from who? russia?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              yes. along with the entire planet turning against the us, including most of its own population

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >full retreat all the way out of the north
            yeah the withdrawal where UN forces made this bug men bleed for every ridge and valley while they all froze to death because they most of them didn't have jackets or closed shoes sure was a total route.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              your cope is pathetic. nato forces lead by the big fancy wwii hero general were put into full retreat and ended up retreating more than the even advanced by fricking rice farmers after a civil war and purge that killed like half their population

              pathetic isnt even a strong enough word. its such a disaster that boomer brains still cant process it and have to do some double think shit where us forces actually just advanced to the rear and never wanted to take the north even though they invaded the north

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hey go easy on em. Many still consider the Vietnam War an American victory too XD

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why would historical accuracy have anything to do with what makes a movie popular China

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >btfo of the US in the Korean War
        Wonder who that war turned out better for. The North or South Koreans.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          china didnt fight a war to take the south, the entered the war to kick natos dick out of the north, which they did

          norks are the ones who got btfod by nato

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    idk what the frick you guys are smoking
    asian inquisitor is the best thing about the show
    he looks and sounds cool af
    he hasnt done anything and yet he's the only interesting thing on the screen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If they actually watched the show instead of the Webm's of the painfully embarrassing chase scenes they'd realize this. He's collected, efficient and doesn't take Reva's bullshit lying down.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If they actually watched the show instead of the Webm's of the painfully embarrassing chase scenes they'd realize this. He's collected, efficient and doesn't take Reva's bullshit lying down.

      His costume and make up look cheap and stupid so I'll never be able to take him seriously onscreen.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bad costume stands but agree that he had actual menace and his voice is indeed kino

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >thinking?
    Really? Do they?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they were erroneously thinking that shitty non-canon cartoons are the way to go for character-building live-action using plywood with names written on it.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    More like Ching Chonger

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's silly that a galactic civilization doesn't count the years. So the only point of reference is the Death Star exploding.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it is extremely hard and annoying to track time consistently across the entire galaxy.
      like imagine if the whole planet had 1 timezone. or even worse the whole solar system had 1 time zone and 1 calendar system.
      yeh its great for people on and around coruscant but everywhere else fricking sucks.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well, yeah. You'd have local times that are relevant on the planet you're on (plus time zones), maybe system times if there are multiple inhabited planets or satellites in a star system, and galaxy time that's standardized from the capital and used while in space. So the Empire would have Coruscant Standard Time or whatever, which is the standard for communication and timekeeping, and is converted to the local time (and vice versa) for interplanetary communication.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It would be kinda cool if they mentioned this when they land on a new planet as part of the landing docking sequence. Kinda like how pilots get the current weather from tower before they land etc.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They track time in universe dumbass, the aduence just never sees it
      The Before battle of yavin stuff is just for the fans, it's not in universe, it just makes Episode 4 the chronological focal point of t he series because it was the first movie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >They track time in universe
        There's no proof of this.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Galactic_Standard_Calendar#:~:text=The%20Galactic%20Standard%20Calendar%20or,used%20to%20determine%20calendar%20eras.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why would the battle of Yavin be more important? Didn't the Galaxy descend into anarchy after the emperor died? That sounds like a new era to me. Not the middle of the rebbelion.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          All the sources listed are waaaaayyy to the side of the canon.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    His character is cool. Anyone saying otherwise are just wanting to start shit. He's just edgy and seems to have more principles than the nigress.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's a chinaman in a rice paddy hat.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They were thinking what was the least amount of effort they could put in, while simultaneously having braindead fanboys still be willing to defend it tooth and nail. From that perspective, I'd say they did a smashing job.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >asian character hates the Black person character
    >Black person character hates the asian character
    finally real and accurate representation of minorities in media!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah but they still need accurate sex representation with the male chink doing all the work while the niggress posts on spacebook all day

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick were they thinking in general with this show? Like seriously how have they dropped the ball this hard? You guys remember how hyped up people were about the prospect of this type of show/movie? And this is what they shit out.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ching chong ching.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The dialogue in this show is impressively shit. By far the worst part was when the grand inquisitor decides to randomly get all classist on the black chick in an attempt to make the audience feel sorry for her. It just comes out of nowhere and makes no sense. He basically just says 'yeah you are way more powerful than us but we come from an old bloodline so you lose ha ha.' Like wtf did he think would happen? If that line was in a kids film it would still be too on the nose.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    STOP

    ASIAN

    HATE

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Guys, I have a GREAT idea on how to pander to Chinese demographic

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love how Disney have this character but are trying to invent fan racism towards the black woman.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's not exactly great but he's better than the main inquisitor who is uh not exactly selling the character to me. Or maybe just shouldn't ever yell or be expected to be intimidating.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Rebels Inquisitors
    >Disney's idea of cool villains

    Dumb in the cartoon.
    Even moreso as subscription app content.

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