this guy is going to make star wars more insufferable than its become, and his style is not compatible with star wars
you can find exceptions, but the action in star wars takes itself seriously. Taika Cohen uses action as a vehicle for comedy, with everything devolving into slapstick, gag, or 4th wall meta humor.
Waititi's film will never get made. He's been on social media saying as much, and Chapeck shut Kennedy down with the announcement that no SW movies will be in production until 2025 - which is after Kennedy's current contract expires. She can announce all she wants, but without him approving the budget, nothing is getting greenlit.
Oh yeah? The parts you love about X-Wing will not be a true adaptation, we're just going to take some of the good bits and surround it with wokery. There will be, maybe, three minutes of watchable film. X-Wings will now include dilators for trans pilots and there will be a 20-minute dilation scene set to gangster rap, followed by the dilating Xir pwning the White male patriarchy with xer bravery and snark. I can't wait!
Oh yeah? The parts you love about X-Wing will not be a true adaptation, we're just going to take some of the good bits and surround it with wokery. There will be, maybe, three minutes of watchable film. X-Wings will now include dilators for trans pilots and there will be a 20-minute dilation scene set to gangster rap, followed by the dilating Xir pwning the White male patriarchy with xer bravery and snark. I can't wait!
>hey who can we get to direct our next SW movie so that its successful? >how about the guy that just lost us a ton of money with a movie in our other surefire billion dollar franchise? >genius!
Even if it bombs, they'll jam it so full of homogays and colored people that they'll make enough in ESG to justify giving him yet another project.
So what type of role is he going to add himself into this time? I'm betting on Korg 2.0 where he has insufferable dialogue and does absolute nothing of value and just eats up screentime that would be useful for other people.
$1 billion is low for Episode 9 considering that it was supposed to be the Star Wars equivalent of Avengers Endgame, the big movie that was supposed to wrap everything up and bring the storyline to a conclusion.
Reminder that any sales figure Disney gives is likely not true.
Remember how they bought out entire theaters to make Captain Marvel not look like a failure.
David Cohen is already in director dog house
>And then they gave me free rein over the next Star Wars movie! ahahahaha
its probably gonna be dogshit. even more likely it will be cancelled, just like dabid n dabid
$700 million. This fricking homosexual is going to make a trilogy and it's going to be extremely gay, both literally and metaphorically.
he's just making ONE movie
idk if theres ever been a more overrated director
>The Boondock Saints is a 1999 American vigilante action thriller film written and directed by Troy Duffy.
Difference is he's only ever directed 4 movies. David Cohen directed like 6 in the last 6 years, AND THEY ALL SUCK
what ritual did david perform to be givwn so much work?
the haka
Making money. Every one of his movies had made its budget back at least 3x, often 10x
Until now
there will be "creative differences"
this guy is going to make star wars more insufferable than its become, and his style is not compatible with star wars
you can find exceptions, but the action in star wars takes itself seriously. Taika Cohen uses action as a vehicle for comedy, with everything devolving into slapstick, gag, or 4th wall meta humor.
Doubt it will happen after Thor: Flop and Blunder, lmao
>Star Wars as a franchise is in such a bad state that we're unironically looking forward to movies and games getting cancelled
Waititi's film will never get made. He's been on social media saying as much, and Chapeck shut Kennedy down with the announcement that no SW movies will be in production until 2025 - which is after Kennedy's current contract expires. She can announce all she wants, but without him approving the budget, nothing is getting greenlit.
He's going to make a safe and comfortable star wars movie with his "unique humor" on predictable beats.
Disney has used the Star Wars shows data to formulate movie ideas they ain't gonna blow it again
I would watch a Waititi adaptation of Stackpole’s X-Wing books.
You'll get an intergalactic interracial gay romance movie with slapstick humor and you'll like it, chud.
I would take black trans lesbian Corran if it meant an otherwise flawless X-Wing adaptation.
have a nice day troony.
Yub yub.
Oh yeah? The parts you love about X-Wing will not be a true adaptation, we're just going to take some of the good bits and surround it with wokery. There will be, maybe, three minutes of watchable film. X-Wings will now include dilators for trans pilots and there will be a 20-minute dilation scene set to gangster rap, followed by the dilating Xir pwning the White male patriarchy with xer bravery and snark. I can't wait!
You are high. David Cohen would make Wedge a black trans lesbian or some gay shit.
>hey who can we get to direct our next SW movie so that its successful?
>how about the guy that just lost us a ton of money with a movie in our other surefire billion dollar franchise?
>genius!
Even if it bombs, they'll jam it so full of homogays and colored people that they'll make enough in ESG to justify giving him yet another project.
>$1 billion
So $300 million adjusted for Biden inflation?
So what type of role is he going to add himself into this time? I'm betting on Korg 2.0 where he has insufferable dialogue and does absolute nothing of value and just eats up screentime that would be useful for other people.
$1 billion is low for Episode 9 considering that it was supposed to be the Star Wars equivalent of Avengers Endgame, the big movie that was supposed to wrap everything up and bring the storyline to a conclusion.
Reminder that any sales figure Disney gives is likely not true.
Remember how they bought out entire theaters to make Captain Marvel not look like a failure.