What will he do when we have a cookie shortage?

What will he do when we have a cookie shortage?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll bake some large cookies and he can just visit more often.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cookie Monster doesnt even eat cookies now.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That "Cookies are a sometimes food" song that everybody b***hed about literally ends with Cookie Monster going "Sometimes is right now" and proceeding to hork down on cookies. And even then, Cookie Monster will pretty much eat anything he can fit into his mouth including cars and trucks.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No reason for cookies to be a sometimes food when you can just exercise more, that's what the state needs to be encouraging instead of being allowed to exercise undue power to disrupt private buisnesses

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can't outrun a bad diet. How many calories do you think are in a cookie?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That "Cookies are a sometimes food" song that everybody b***hed about literally ends with Cookie Monster going "Sometimes is right now" and proceeding to hork down on cookies. And even then, Cookie Monster will pretty much eat anything he can fit into his mouth including cars and trucks.

      after much trial and error we have discovered that the actual formula for a good kids show is the bluey one that just shows parents having fun with their kids. they "lets turn everything into a math problem" style shows only ever appealed to adults to liked to pretend they were "helping" their child by leaving them alone in front of the tv for eight hours a day

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cyberchase was kino, frick you.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cyberchase gave me nighmarish fever dreams beyond conception. FRICK you.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            just stop being a sissy

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              doses cutting off my balls and inverting my wiener make me stop? I'm musclely as frick.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah you're still a twink

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know you are but whats color is you skin?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        did you grow into a well-adjusted adult?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes but im just extremely cool and badass and i have the ability to reflect on my past. i remember literally hating most "kids" cartoons as a kid and they certainly werent teaching me anything.

          i recently watched an episode of dragon tails and realized that it was one of those "learn spanish" cartoon and not only do i know dick for spanish, i dont even remember that being a part of the show. the only thing i wanted to see was dragons

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are asking for war. Somebody is going to do something drastic and violent, and I wouldn't blame them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >slightly less thick mountains on my toblerone bar
      >the west has fallen

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a symptom of a greater disease, fricktard.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You'd figure he'd have diabeetus by now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >diabeetus

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        stop saying diabeetus

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You check your blood sugar and check it often. Liberty makes it easy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      dieofbeatus is one of the curses god put upon humanity after Eve ate the apple

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jim Henson is rolling over in his grave.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    GO TO HELL

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shrink means theft and since covid Black folk just come in my grocery store masks on hoods up and just fill a cart and walk out not even that just tuck shit in their hoodies and us white people say anything and or actually try to stop them we are racist and lose our job.
    Inflation is the company trying to get the money back from theft from people who actually pay for their groceries. this is why since covid everything costs 2-4 dollars more.
    i live in the state that made saint floyd

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      thing like inflation and shrinkflation and Black person theft being passed onto whites just piss me off and i buy way less. i spend less now than before china flu nonsense and havent gone to a fast food place in years

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take advantage of it. Don't be a pussy. Strike while the iron's hot. As soon as I caught a whiff of a boba shortage years ago I bought boxes and boxes before any price hikes, then flipped 'em. I made money and the shortage was fixed. The world moved on.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just like the death tolls at auschwitz

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shit with the sesame street muppets needing to give quirky commentary on real-world shit all the time is getting kinda dumb.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disney stole sesame street muppets and since they don't care about anything other then their woke agenda. That is why.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the Republicans...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >...should have stopped The Left, The israelites and Disney.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have torrents for like seasons like 25-maybe 35 or somewhere around there? Before it got to be about trannies and having techno music? Or where to watch online. Not Max. They have yuuge gaps in the seasons that are available.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    perch himself on a rooftop during a concert and go to town

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Move on to eating Japanese pussy, I hope.

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