What would a date and sex with Power Girl be like?

What would a date and sex with Power Girl be like?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Date
    Probably enjoyable, because she seems like a charming, and funny woman.
    >Sex
    You ever put your dick in a hydraulic press anon?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >You ever put your dick in a hydraulic press anon?

      Really fun, I’d say. Even if her breasts can grind your dick to dust.

      >Even if her breasts can grind your dick to dust.

      I don't think it works like that. The squishy parts are still squishy. Her skin and fatty tissue are durable, but they're not like sandpaper or feel like they're made of stone. That's the kind of bass ackwards mentality that makes people think that superman's cumshot is like a shotgun.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, they’re probably really squishy and soft. With how big they are, they just bounce a whole lot, too.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        A vegana is muscle, and spasming muscle is hard to control anon.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          She's an alien, pretty sure she has better control over those muscles than a human would. Back in the golden age of Superman, Clark could morph his face to switch identities from civilian to superhero. In Superman TAS, he replicated Batman's voice by precise muscle control in his vocal cords and could do that to imitate Robin's voice as well

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >She's an alien, pretty sure she has better control over those muscles than a human would
            I would love to see why "being an alien" means greater control over vegana muscles.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You can't control orgasmic muscles. You'd be safe up until you make her cum.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >until you make her come
              Well, there's one way of knowing if she's faking it

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Kryptonians can. Hence why Lois is still alive after having a child with Clark.

              >She's an alien, pretty sure she has better control over those muscles than a human would
              I would love to see why "being an alien" means greater control over vegana muscles.

              "Being an alien" gives them control over gravity, their own muscles are pretty reasonable in comparison.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You don't know they had sex without aid of a red sun lamp. All you need is red sun radiation to make a Kryptonian a human.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >You can't control orgasmic muscles.
              Of course I can't, I'm not an alien, I can't fly or shoot laser beams out my eyes either

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Really fun, I’d say. Even if her breasts can grind your dick to dust.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    would she BRAP on the first date??

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Date: would be pretty good, she looks like a Fun and cute person
    Sex: Idk, she looks really thick in some arts so I doubt I could get past her asscheeks

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This thread has one of two implications
    >That Powergirl is a virgin (at least on Earth)
    >That there is at least one man who had his dick crushed/chopped off by her veganal/anal muscles

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think she’s into anal?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Do you think she’s into anal?
        Yes. Big time.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Kryptonite laced condoms, though you don't want a red kryptonite laced condom cause that could cause sexy mutations.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >MUH MUSCLE CONTROL
    This discussion is moronic every time it happens

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Superman isn't causing sonic booms every time he blinks so I think it isn't unreasonable to think that maybe not every single muscle action a kryptonian has is on the same level as an intentional super punch

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Not every muscle action but, you're more in control of blinks than orgasms.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        So what's the muscle that makes Kryptonians fly?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          That's different, that's tactile telekinesis

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        So why dosen't superman slice the toilet bowl to pieces when he takes a piss? Or create sonic booms when he farts.
        Or even just flinging himself around when he turns over in his sleep, the super strength stuff only really makes sense when it's a conscious action.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You can control piss muscles and ass muscles. I'm talking muscles that convulse without control, like have you ever tried to orgasm softer?

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only one who thinks Peeg would actually be quite vanilla in bed? Yeah, she's kind of a tease, but there's nothing to really suggest that she's actually sexually experienced or sensual at all

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just use some Red Kryptonite.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Where the frick am I getting Red Kryptonite? I don't know Lex fricking Luthor

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Just get Rip Hunter to take you back to the 1960s it was everywhere back then.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Date would probably be pretty fun.
    Sex would probably be weirdly average. Mega hotties get a lot of attention, so a lot of them don't eve know what it's like to put any work in, if you know what I mean.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Obligatory

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      nice

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >another day another power girl thread

    OP, I'm surprised you didn't use the cover featuring that little boy

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