no I'm not a moron who spends time here
this just seems like a spot for dudes who jack it to cartoon girls
10 months ago
Anonymous
>no I'm not a moron who spends time here
Look, I totally believe you, but you gotta appreciate how it looks to the other Anons.
I mean first off, you are actually here. Second, you're moroning it up something awful. So by all accounts, you do appear to be some moron spending time here.
10 months ago
Anonymous
yeah but I'm not actually here
I'm normally on /k/ but they ban you if you dare post against the norm
also I saw this comic was trending and thought of a long lost friend
10 months ago
Anonymous
>I'm only visiting this homosexual little cartoon webzone. >I ackshually hang out with teh super cool operators over at /k/
Frick you and your shitty dead friend. If he wasn't dead, he'd tell you to quit acting like a catty little homosexual.
10 months ago
Anonymous
what
hes not lost he's just in poland
10 months ago
Anonymous
>he's just in Poland
Then he envies the dead.
10 months ago
Anonymous
How did we even get to this point
10 months ago
Anonymous
You click the little number then type the mean words into the box. We've both done that several times up to this point.
I've spent time on /k/ so I know not everyone is this fricking moronic so I guess this is just some kind of IRL autist defense mechanism.
10 months ago
Anonymous
You should just go to the coomer threads, sometimes comics that aren't batman or spiderman.
10 months ago
Anonymous
You should suck a fart out of my ass, bossy little homosexual.
10 months ago
Anonymous
That's true but rumors say that they're fujos lurking by, elthingvile threads are proof of that.
10 months ago
Anonymous
there's like one fricking fujo/real woman on this board at any given time. women do not use Cinemaphile. how many times do we have to go over this?
10 months ago
Anonymous
Are you blind to not see the husbando/batfam/owl house/fiona and cake/whatever threads here?
10 months ago
Anonymous
are you so moronic that you think any of those are made or populated by real women? use your brain.
10 months ago
Anonymous
trannies anon, they're all trannies
10 months ago
Anonymous
Pretty sure theres one from tumblr/reddit here
10 months ago
Anonymous
one, perhaps. women at large don't like the way using Cinemaphile works and never will. its not a female friendly site either and never will be. i would bet the number of real women i've replied to over the years on here wouldn't even reach triple digits.
10 months ago
Anonymous
are you so moronic that you think any of those are made or populated by real women? use your brain.
there's like one fricking fujo/real woman on this board at any given time. women do not use Cinemaphile. how many times do we have to go over this?
Lmao theres no women here
can you people dilate somewhere else.
No wonder you get no b***hes you wouldnt know what a woman is if she punched you in the face. Of course there are women on Cinemaphile its the womans board. Theres not a single biological male in the paw patrol threads, just pure unadulterated all-natural reeking nose-burning femcel estrogen
10 months ago
Anonymous
all me btw.
also massive cope.
10 months ago
Anonymous
explain to me how it is possible for a biological male to be physically capable of posting the shit in paw patrol threads
10 months ago
Anonymous
autism.
10 months ago
Anonymous
*female autism
10 months ago
Anonymous
whatever you want to believe man. women will never have any sort of significant presence on Cinemaphile and will always be a tiny minority. no amount of larping will change that.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Same reason they become trannies
10 months ago
Anonymous
You... you think tumblr and reddit aren't filled with trannies?
10 months ago
Anonymous
Women do use Cinemaphile, anon. Tons of male nerds in their teens transition to the female gender in their 20s, and they don't stop browsing Cinemaphile. You need to accept this fact.
10 months ago
Anonymous
/soc/ changed things
10 months ago
Anonymous
/soc/ isn't a normal Cinemaphile board by any means whatsoever. just because some good looking dudes get laid there like they can literally everywhere else doesn't mean there's a lot of women on other boards.
10 months ago
Anonymous
There's more women than you'd think, unfortunately. They're all insane too, one of them that I met was literally dating her rapist
10 months ago
Anonymous
yes dark traid chads do be making w*men wet. tale as old as time.
10 months ago
Anonymous
what's so shocking anon, women love rape
10 months ago
Anonymous
>one of them that I met was literally dating her rapist
"Traumatic rape" rapist or "regretful sex" rapist? Context matters.
what's so shocking anon, women love rape
Different femanon but if anything, it's made me easier to avoid shit that involves traumatic rape and other darker fetishes. Most Twilight fanatics and middle-aged women who consume those CVS bodice rippers recognize how wrong it would be to act on then, but there are also a lot of crazies who don't/just don't care. Sociopaths attract sociopaths.
10 months ago
Anonymous
can you people dilate somewhere else.
10 months ago
Anonymous
I'm not the schizo ironically shitposting/accusing everybody of being trannies.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>traumatic rape >traumatic >rape
As opposed to rape that's not traumatic? Are all those women who always b***h just how ~*traumatic*~ rape is just lying? WOW
10 months ago
Anonymous
No moron, I meant "traumatic rape" as in a "boy who cried wolf" situation where legitimate rape cases are drowned in #MeToo "he LOOKED in my general direction!!!" Twitter BS.
10 months ago
Anonymous
The way she explained it was that he raped her at a party, I assumed it was something similar to pic related.
Now I always wonder if rape reports/convictions rates are so low because the chick's life starts orbiting around the guys wiener afterwards
10 months ago
Anonymous
Ah, the ol' "regretful sex" rape. I think you're onto something given most cases are where she already knows the guy in some way (outside of family or some such).
10 months ago
Anonymous
You would not have survived Cinemaphile during the release of the live action Watchmen film. Or in the wake of Batman Begins. You would have asphyxiated under a mustard-scented queef of raw estrogen.
10 months ago
Anonymous
this is modern Cinemaphile. unless you just got out of a time machine thats irrelevant.
the femcels of Cinemaphile are too hateful, spiteful, moronic and b***hy for tumblr. Tumblr is for passive aggressive snide remarks but Cinemaphile bawds are too stupid and inept and autistic for that, instead they just scream bloody murder
there's like one fricking fujo/real woman on this board at any given time. women do not use Cinemaphile. how many times do we have to go over this?
We're all little girls here.
Have you noticed how women are incapable of maintaining a female group?
They are absolutely incapable of accepting themselves. They love rape fantasy like Twilight and 50 Shades and all the rape in yaoi, but when a woman says out loud she likes rape fantasy all the other women start screeching how she needs to be suppressed. That's why their groups are always dying.
Depends on how many girls are in the group and which TYPES are more likely to stab others' backs.
[...]
>Why do women always focus on the negative?
Where do you think you are?
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WELCOME TO ELTINGVILLE
WE ARE THE WEBCOMIC AND
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There are tons of manga, web comics about fujo groups.
But yeah, it depends on the time period. I feel like the female aspect changed a lot more than the male one. The OG Trekkies, to the anime/manga shoujo magical girls, to the fujos, to the tumblrinas, to the infiltrated Stacies, to the ethot, to the Only Fans prostitute...
Have you noticed how women are incapable of maintaining a female group?
They are absolutely incapable of accepting themselves. They love rape fantasy like Twilight and 50 Shades and all the rape in yaoi, but when a woman says out loud she likes rape fantasy all the other women start screeching how she needs to be suppressed. That's why their groups are always dying.
yes women are all npcs who love hunky tall manly men we're aware.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>women don't like tall manly men
you lying to yourself?
10 months ago
Anonymous
no i'm saying straight women generally all like the same type of man and everything that isn't that is settling to them. men generally have a wider variety in taste.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>t. Auschwitz-tier skeleton
10 months ago
Anonymous
Unsure if you're salty femanon or a salty incel. But either way, calm down.
Reminds me of that manga about reverse gender behaviors where most of the in-universe porn was like this since it was aimed at women.
10 months ago
Anonymous
That manga is fun.
Needs more male nipples though.
10 months ago
Anonymous
The doujin was better imo
10 months ago
Anonymous
Amahara's artstyle works for it much better, I dunno what it is about his art but it works surprisingly well for me. Not to mention he draws great bottom-heavy girls with nice thick thighs and wide hips.
10 months ago
Anonymous
That's so fricking gay
Anyone who likes this is gay
10 months ago
Anonymous
how can it be gay if it's literally man/woman sex?
10 months ago
Anonymous
The girl is pretty hot
10 months ago
Anonymous
I feel like this is somehow the opposite end of the spectrum for people who question if liking tomboys is gay.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>It's not straight if she plays with his nipples sis, everyone knows that
10 months ago
Anonymous
I've come to the conclusion that if men had boobs, women would totally go to town on them.
From someone speaking about ESL you cleary can't read, because i'm telling you to leave? English, motherfricker, do you speak it? Because I don't understand how hard is to understand this message, do I fricking need to translate in whatever uga bunga language do you speak for you to simply leave and don't come back? Or you are so fricking desperate for my attention that you need to try to nitpick everything I say or do? Because doing that on an anonymous image board is just terrible sad.
>Fujos vs yumes
I've never seen this once as a mix of both. Usually both sides come together in a common intrest of 'hurr durr men hot'
The frick is a yumes?
Women that self insert with male character.
>I used to roleplay Hetalia
Ok it was popular back in the early 2010s >I just banged whoever
Hmm used goods >Cut themselves over it
I'd have done the same, especially back as a teen >That was when I was around 11/12
Anon I said 'role-play' specifically on google+, youtube comment secontion, anispace, and sometimes through yahoo email. Nothing irl Was too young to even go to cons around that time, and thank God I was. The amount of horror stories I heard, plus homestuck cosplayers is disgusting. Still remember watching the Denny's video and almost vomiting and I draw weird and gross stuff on the regular
Roleplay can be irl. I roleplayed with my friends, doing chunni shit. Hell I'd roleplay now if I had someone challenging me to an umbrella duel at a parking lot.
But yeah cons were pretty weird sometimes. Can't say much because as a dude I've never had to face anything that shitty. Hell I've only been asked to take a picture with once, and it was some young girl and her mom, who took the picture.
But yeah, part of the shitty stuff that happened at cons weren't even due to malice, just anti-social morons. Autists like me thinking you can win girls over with gifts or trivia/knowledge.
Well keep safe out there bro, and good luck with your art stuff if you're still doing it.
same reason some anons obsess over smelly neet gfs; they see these people as low-risk, high-reward relationship-wise. of course, they're all underestimating just how awful it would be to be around these kinds of people irl.
10 months ago
Anonymous
all those types of girls are in relationships already or are dykes anyways.
10 months ago
Anonymous
It's less them wanting to be in an actual relationship and them wanting to have some orbiters without much effort and the ability to play it off with the excuse of "its my hobby"
Tumblr, aka a shithole where b***hes stab each other in the back all the time because how dare that b***h like Twilight that's PROBLEMATIC
Women are always fighting among themselves.
This. The show would be fun just from all the 4D chess going on. >The boys just shit on eachother with Bill and Josh beating the shit out of one another >The girls pretend to like and support each other while scheming to destroy them socially, behind one another
The crossover episode would be fun. But you need to lock both groups together, like a detention room for little shitheads making a fuzz at a convention. Or hell, the 2 groups meet up by chance at one of those escape rooms, and then they place some sort of bet or something.
Female groups don't live long enough to get to crossover episodes. Becky has problematic opinions, we need to cancel her!! Why is she still following Rowling on twitter?! KiLL aLL TeRfS!!1!
Also there needs to be a transwoman character lecturing them all the time how transwomen are women and their fiction needs to take queer considerations more into perspective. I want to see the light die from these dumb girls' eyes. If they refuse to accept a trans girl into their group, they are bigots.
As a femanon I'll give you what female eltingville would look like to me
>The DND girl
Watches critical roll, always using roll 20 to set up, is somewhat a decent artist, into twinks and pretty boys. Seems gay and probably has some trans flag in her bedroom, but is the most straight one and is just preaching to save face. Second to most racist, but on accident. Has a submissive boyfriend
>The weird anime girl
Somewhat decent hygine, keeps hat on (YOU KNOW THE HAT) because too lazy to do her hair. Runs a webcomic and has a small fanbase. Does commissions on the side and probably has a job alined to her art. Can't really get along with anyone, but sticks around the group because it's better than being alone. If she probably kept herself up, she could have probably been a normie and even gotten laid, but just settles. Anime taste is a mix of old and new. Talks about the 'good ol days' even though she probably just adapted the taste of her older brothers or dad. Edgy chunni online. Most racist but on purpose for edginess sake. Actually hates fujos (modern and western ones) , despite being the top defintion of one (doesn't care about shipping, just wants to draw hot men fricking). Also plays anime fighting games, and mmos.
>The pretty cosplay girl
Kinda in line with the weird anime girl, but is somewhat close to a normie and only hangs around the other girls to feel better secrertly. Has massive insecurity issues, and somewhat bpd. Gets mad dick, but can never keep a guy down for too long. Uironically watches marvel movies and cosplays the latest stuff to get her more attention online.
>The casual girl
Just enjoys whatever causally and is probably best friends with the cosplay girl and knows a lot more facts of the media than her, so the cosplay girl just uses her to get info so she doesn't get called out on being fake. Helps the weird anime girl out with critique on art and sometimes even helps at cons. Sometimes play DND with the DND girl. Has a tumblr, but causally uses it. The most normal out of the group, and helps when conflict happens
>The SJW girl
On par with the DND girl, and even chastises the weird anime girl a lot of being more diverse in her art and what she says (the weird anime girl is probably a minority). Has a twitter and is constently getting into fights and spewing crap online. Also is an artist and runs a webcomic. Is an absolute degen and has many skeletons in her closet. Says she's gay, and 'insert pronouns here' type deal. More mentally ill ridden than the rest of the crew, but hides it by being 'kind' till you do something against her. The group tolerates her SOMEHOW.
>The casual girl
Just enjoys whatever causally and is probably best friends with the cosplay girl and knows a lot more facts of the media than her, so the cosplay girl just uses her to get info so she doesn't get called out on being fake. Helps the weird anime girl out with critique on art and sometimes even helps at cons. Sometimes play DND with the DND girl. Has a tumblr, but causally uses it. The most normal out of the group, and helps when conflict happens
>The SJW girl
On par with the DND girl, and even chastises the weird anime girl a lot of being more diverse in her art and what she says (the weird anime girl is probably a minority). Has a twitter and is constently getting into fights and spewing crap online. Also is an artist and runs a webcomic. Is an absolute degen and has many skeletons in her closet. Says she's gay, and 'insert pronouns here' type deal. More mentally ill ridden than the rest of the crew, but hides it by being 'kind' till you do something against her. The group tolerates her SOMEHOW.
These sound like stereotypes you'd get from a dude. And no conflict whatsoever? All of them have boyfriends or get laid except the one who doesn't because that's part of their character shtick?
>And no conflict whatsoever?
Oh of course there would be conflict, that's why casual girl is there to stop it KEK from my experience in female groups, it's usually taking turns on who is calm, while the rest of the group chimps out >All of them have boyfriends or get laid except the one who doesn't because that's part of their character shtick?
1 is gonna have a boyfriend, some get casually laid for the 'thrill' but the rest of the cast don't. It's usually not because of 'looks' but attitude for the reason. >These sound like stereotypes you'd get from a dude.
Ay man sometimes there is some truth in stereotypes. I'm writing this from experience, plus I am one of the girls I wrote
>And no conflict whatsoever?
Oh of course there would be conflict, that's why casual girl is there to stop it KEK from my experience in female groups, it's usually taking turns on who is calm, while the rest of the group chimps out >All of them have boyfriends or get laid except the one who doesn't because that's part of their character shtick?
1 is gonna have a boyfriend, some get casually laid for the 'thrill' but the rest of the cast don't. It's usually not because of 'looks' but attitude for the reason. >These sound like stereotypes you'd get from a dude.
Ay man sometimes there is some truth in stereotypes. I'm writing this from experience, plus I am one of the girls I wrote
SHOW ME YOUR HAT
10 months ago
Anonymous
10 months ago
Anonymous
Sure. A lot of people call this the webcomic hat kek
So where and how can i get me one of these?
Be a decent guy and pick up a skill. Honestly it's not hard, what is hard is finding 'the right one' also your best bet is to go to Newgrounds, found a lot of friendly gals there as well as psycho ones. That or your local anime/comic con
how can it be gay if it's literally man/woman sex?
Basedo
10 months ago
Anonymous
Do you post your art anywhere, anon?
10 months ago
Anonymous
I just got done getting rid of my current social media so for now no, but I plan on coming back to it since I'm starting my webcomic soon anyway 😛
10 months ago
Anonymous
That's actually totally fair lol. I hope we get to see your web comic soon! is it about like a "fem-eltingville club" kind of group? Like a situational comedy featuring socially malnourished women?
10 months ago
Anonymous
Nah it's a serious tone comic with government agents fighting supernatual beings, while the government is doing some shady occult stuff but I do have a plan to make another webcomic similar to the premise you gave, but it's not just secluded to just an all female group, but switches to different groups interacting with the main group. Plus it is easier to write since it's mainly based on geek groups I've been in. Will probably start it once I get my main one a couple pages in. Thank you anon! Appreciate it!
10 months ago
Anonymous
ooooooh very cool, sounds like a mystery. That second premise is defs more my speed. I was actually kicking around the idea for super small animated shorts based around nerds in animations chool and every episode they interact with the weeb group, or the Disney fans, or the people who were there for video games so pretty similar to what you had in mind, which is coo to hear. Most of the character ideas i had were male cos none of the women i know are super weird. Your little character blurbs actually helped me a lot to anchor female character concepts lol. Would love to hear from more of that second premise, but good luck with the occult one! I love me a good conspiracy story too.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Woah stonetoss congrats on your transition!
10 months ago
Anonymous
that's a cool hat. i should get a hat like that.
10 months ago
Anonymous
That's a nice hat.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Today I found out "the hat" is an actual thing and my GF falls into a category, except swap "is racist" with "low libido closet furry"
I don't think you are speaking from experience because female groups are much more destructive than what you're trying to pass for, and twitter/tumblr/insta shit all prove it.
More destructive on gossiping than anything, and even then if they get to that point, they probably banish that girl out of the group anyway. >By the way when did you start HRT?
KEK
I think they are the one who made a 8 year old cry and kill herself 5 years later because she liked Edward
Here is a fun story for you anon that is somewhat on the lines of that. Thankfully no one killed themselves, but still schizo af I used to role-play as Hetalia characters and lot of people were very serious about getting into relationships while I wasn't (It's RP who cares). I just banged whoever and that was it. Suddenly somoene that I was role-playing with found out my character was banging another country and cut themselves over it (apparently) That was when I was around 11/12, but man schizo stuff like that happened a lot
>I used to roleplay Hetalia
Ok it was popular back in the early 2010s >I just banged whoever
Hmm used goods >Cut themselves over it
I'd have done the same, especially back as a teen >That was when I was around 11/12
10 months ago
Anonymous
I'm moronic, I thought you meant cut themselves off the group, not cut with a knife. I've only cut myself while high I think.
Makes sense you highlighted >The Hat
Doubting the hygiene part. I've always heard horror stories when it comes to girl's hygiene habits. I had a "borrowed" little sister for a year, and man, her room was a mess. She also had 0 awareness of her belongings, usually dropping stuff on the floor and such. A kind kid though, and the art route sucks dick so I hope she's doing well.
I do think you should've highlighted the conflict part, or why they stick together, like what's their glue.
>Doubting the hygiene part. I've always heard horror stories when it comes to girl's hygiene habits.
It is sad to say A LOT of women (at one point even myself) don't know to do proper hygiene. I realize a lot of boomer moms don't teach their daughters under 'you should already know SOMEHOW' or 'the school should have taught you this' which sucks. >I do think you should've highlighted the conflict part, or why they stick together, like what's their glue.
The glue that would keep them together is them all being creaitves within the geek spear and also not wanting to be alone. Conflicts could come about EASILY through 'someone being petty' to another just talking to a group of guys and suspecting that she is a pick me this has happen way too much to me, when in all honesty I'd talk to the guys because they were a lot more chill and treated me like a lil sister than something to frick. Then the girls would think I'm trying to get a man and conflict raged on, until they realized they fricked up and apologize.
I read your idea anon, and it's pretty good. Especially the Mexican girl. without the emotional trama, met too many of them. I do feel bad, but man they don't get the help that's needed and it ends up badly for a group
I kinda wanna make a webcomic upon it too, though I've been warned multiple times I might get into problems, and I do wanna have a chance at getting on some good indie projects here and there so who knows. Though hope the best with your idea anon!
I'd love to help with any webcomic really
I'm currently finishing up my comic about murdering people in Florida so I could check on this in a few weeks
>that page
Anon you post in the hyw threads before? You style looks familiar. >I'd love to help with any webcomic really
Aw shucks, appreciate the offer anon! Though it isn't a problem with making said webcomic, it's more of 'the possible reaction to it'. I'm sure if I do make it, it'll be fine, but there is a looming fear of getting blacklisted
Oh no I'm too scared to post here
And hey who cares what others think
Make it for fun!
I'd love to help!
Like I'd always wanted to draw a comc that accurately portrayed women
10 months ago
Anonymous
Thanks anon! Also don't be afraid, while there is only 2 schizos that actively shit up the thread, it's pretty comfy. A lot of anons from there helped in terms with me making comics and getting me going!
Wait have people been posting my stuffn
>Wait have people been posting my stuffn
Based on the plot you have, I don't think so. Just your art style looked familiar is all!
They're all more accomplished than the Eltingville guys are
>They're all more accomplished than the Eltingville guys are
The bar is really low there ain't it anon
Roleplay can be irl. I roleplayed with my friends, doing chunni shit. Hell I'd roleplay now if I had someone challenging me to an umbrella duel at a parking lot.
But yeah cons were pretty weird sometimes. Can't say much because as a dude I've never had to face anything that shitty. Hell I've only been asked to take a picture with once, and it was some young girl and her mom, who took the picture.
But yeah, part of the shitty stuff that happened at cons weren't even due to malice, just anti-social morons. Autists like me thinking you can win girls over with gifts or trivia/knowledge.
Well keep safe out there bro, and good luck with your art stuff if you're still doing it.
Thanks anon!
Looking at female spaces like tumblr and twitter, that's some shitty weak ass glue that's not working at all.
Then again it's not the fault of the glue. It's the female nature in itself that's just plain destructive.
Does the glue really need to be strong? Honestly loneliness can play as a strong glue on it's on. Of course due to it, the group will be weak, but it's better than being with one's self (of course the right answer would to be by yourself, but a lot of people don't figure it out until they mature at least a little)
10 months ago
Anonymous
>loneliness can play as a strong glue >xir says as xir posts on Cinemaphile instead of hanging out with xir's group
lol
10 months ago
Anonymous
>loneliness can play as a strong glue >needs to invade typical male spaces anyway
Why isn't the glue strong enough to keep you with your twitter trannies?
10 months ago
Anonymous
Oh okay
Yeah I just get nervous sharing on sites like this for things that aren't like cutesy girls or anything like that
Tbh if you ever need an artist I can draw anything
10 months ago
Anonymous
Looks neat! Reminds me quite a bit of Iji?
10 months ago
Anonymous
Never heard of it.
I really don't read anything or watch anything. I kinda just watch history videos online so I really have no context for these other things sorry
10 months ago
Anonymous
This looks cool, where can I read this? Can I get a name? Reverse image and yandex is giving me nothing.
>and later marries a girl version of him
How that's gay? Is being narcissistic finally a new gender? Because women finally have a way to fill their woke quota that isn't pretending to be bisexual. Rejoice, you fricking c**ts.
Show me your breasts and not only I leave, i drop my shit for like a three days. I even throw you something special and next woke shit that goes down I promise I will defend it with my life, I'm a powerful ally to have. And you have my honor as a stake so you know I'm trying to deceive you.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>ESL
Checks out.
10 months ago
Anonymous
At least I know how to use Cinemaphile and don't fricking fail this miserably at quoting someone.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>I was just pretending to be moronic!
Here's your precious (You). Now go to bed, school starts early.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Pretending? b***h, I'm the fricking king of morons, I came down to earth to be crucified for all the moronation of all the morons of this earth, that's how much of a moronic I am.
Do you think i'm pretending? Do you think this is a game? Are you seeing me holding any joystick? No, this here is my meat, my man meat, do you want to hold it? Feel it's weight? it's girth? You can't, you know why? Because I'm not here to play games, I'm not here to "pretend". I'm serious, always serious, so serious that there is no more serious left, serious and moronic. Do you even know how this started, it started with you talking to me? moaning and imploring for my attention. I was just asking a question, and a very innocent one at that. And now here we are with you pretending is all about (you) when YOU started this all. I may be the king of morons but you b***h, you are clearly the emperor.
c**t.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Thanks for the new copypasta Pablo, have a good night. I think Cinemaphile would be more your speed.
10 months ago
Anonymous
I don't really play video-games. I make a few minecraft mods but I don't play the game, is just there to train my codding and 3D modelling skills.
10 months ago
Anonymous
You dont even playtest your own fricking mods? Frick you man youre the reason my 3000+ modpacks keep crashing
10 months ago
Anonymous
Zesty ahh homie :point_up::rofl::skull::skull:
blud finna scare away the gyatts :moai::moai:
Man, everyone seems to get a commission from that artist yet I can never manage to be there for when they open and actually have comm money on hand, this sucks.
Also, I guess it’s cause he’s the closest thing to a bad boy that isn’t a psycho like Bill. Girlies like a nasty boy with an accent who wants to degrade them, it’s why Murdoch is the most popular Gorrilaz
My girlfriend is the definition of the weird anime girl, but I’m the one obsessed with anime fighting games while she exclusively plays Boomer Shooters and old DOS point and click games.
Easy - just keep my fricking mouth shut and never voice my political or ideological views. You can easily fund whatever views you have through shell corporations and shit like that. JK Rowling's real mistake was opening her fricking trap and thinking people wanted to hear whatever political drivel she had to say. Honestly, just shut up, I don't care what views you have pro or anti, just shut the frick up or you'll wind up like JK Rowling or Notch with no friends, or even worse like Anheuser-Busch and lose billions
>You can easily fund whatever views you have through shell corporations and shit like that
The creator of FNAF did just that, never spoke a single word about his political opinions. Reddit still went batshit insane when they discovered that he used the money earned from FNAF to donate to conservatives.
I disagree. There was a moment of outrage but because he stopped talking about his ideology afterwards most people stopped caring, finding other things to get mad at and only a few twitter schizos still bother to bring it up. Rowling still gets shit constantly because she doesn't shut up, even the average UK citizen finds her insufferable because she made politics her entire identity.
He was forced to exit the franchise he himself had created, anon. There's no more b***hing now because the dude has been forced out his own work, just like Notch and Minecraft.
Rowling still owns Harry Potter. THAT's what makes those "people" seethe.
Notch wasn't forced out, he cashed out. It was a while after he sold that microsoft started erasing any mentions of him.
Otherwise, you're right, they don't care about the fnaf guy anymore because he's pretty much irrelevant.
10 months ago
Anonymous
The FNAF guy was forced out. He literally said he would have to disassociate from FNAF to protect his family when his political donations came out.
>In June 2021, Cawthon became a trending topic on Twitter when his publicly available political donations were shared on the website. Excluding one donation to Democratic Party representative Tulsi Gabbard, all of Cawthon's donations were to Republican Party politicians, including U.S. President Donald Trump. He posted on Reddit to confirm his support for the Republican Party, describe himself as pro-life, and state that he made significant financial donations to conservative political candidates. He claimed that he had been doxed and had received threats of violence and home invasion after his donations were publicized.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Man I wonder how many threats of violence, murder, home invasion and just plain shooting Rowling has received. That lady is lucky she is British and not American.
>haha I witnessed a little girl cut herself haha no big deal hahaha
And they say Ted Bundy was a psychopath. He learned it from a woman, and this thread only proves it so.
>I have no rebuttal
Congrats, you are a real woman!
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Nooo you must take my schizophrenic projections seriously
10 months ago
Anonymous
I have already accepted you as a woman, only females and men raised by single mothers are as psycho and schizo as you.
No, that's not correct. There's also trannies, but I am being progressive here and including (You) in the female category.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>only females and men raised by single mothers are as psycho and schizo as you.
Sorry about your dad leaving bro, but I'm glad your mom still raised you to have peak mental health.
There's tons of men on Cinemaphile. Despite the ongoing demoralization campaign, people still post cheesecake, people still post storytimes, people still talk comics and cartoons. That's men carrying the weight. Female spaces are just abandoned until taken over by trannies.
I talked to the guy once, and he said himself that he was the inspiration for Bill. He's got a lot of anger and hate pent up inside of him, and if you give him the chance he will go off on the entire industry.
nope, it would be constant Cinemaphile vs/ Cinemaphile wars with those guys. also, the anime club is a completely different generation of dork, there would probably be some sharp differences in what they considered to be good and bad.
You're not being inclusive enough. Have you considered making the team all lesbian transwomen? You could start from the egg still in denial about wanting to start HRT to the older gal who's already had bottom surgery and gets catcalls when she walks down the streets.
Like the Fashion Club from Daria, but for nerd shit.
>GEE QUINN, you certainly are lucky for getting that vintage recalled 1977 Luke Skywalker figurine with the brown lightsaber that that one kid poked an eye out with. I certainly HOPE this doesn't make you think that you're any better than the REST OF US!
Serious answer: Mean Girls but the plastics are elitist nerds instead of stacies. A lot less direct verbal arguments but a lot more b***hes talking shit behind eachother's backs.
Women tend to be less confrontational about their hatred of someone and more calculated in their harassment tactics.
it's not that those people don't exist, it's that I have never seen them in a group
the weird girl at my high school got bullied so bad for being weird she just withdrew and was always alone.
I think the female equivalent wouldn't be about nerd elitism but moral superiority. It's not a contest to see who has the most trivia knowledge but who's the least "problematic" of the group. Even the girlies who like edgy rape shit try to accuse the puritygays of secretly being pedophiles.
10 months ago
Anonymous
This is spot on. Female fandom will more be about morality arguing. A female eltingville club would probably be a group of tumblr girls slowly ripping each other apart as their different favorite things start to be seen as immoral to enjoy.
>your honor I didn't make the little girl cut herself, I just stood by doing nothing as my fellow trannies bullied her into a suicide attempt
Try that in court, see where it gets you.
It was mostly trannies and the usual mix of enby men and women. I'd say it depends on how liberal shit gets without moderation or how many people distance themselves from those types.
I've always hated Rowling for her moronic regular feminism, I felt nothing when she retroactively made the old guy gay and hermoine black because it felt like attempts to score socjus brownie points. So I didn't care when she outed herself as a TERF(they suck anyways because they hate men and don't believe women can be rapists) and her fanbase turned against her. I took it as vindication, a rich woman pretends she's one with the woke mob and in turn they eat her alive. This is why you don't pander.
Instead of a book club its a wiener club. They pick one guy, they all frick him (separately) on the same week, then they meet up to discuss what they thought of him. Repeat with a different guy each week
90% of modern Cinemaphile discussions end up devolving into discussion about sex in one way or another i swear to fricking god. especially when "women" or trannies are involved. i swear women are a million times more obsessed with sex than any man. cannot escape it.
according to Cinemaphile >sex with a femboy is straight if you're the one penetrating >sex with a female woman is gay if she licks your nipples or pegs you
did I get that right?
The reason they are femcel is because they are voluntarily so, not like incel dudes
Unless a very conventionally attractive and nice guy approaches them, they won't get in a relationship
it wouldn't be dissimilar to the original, except with a lot more left-wing politics, and at least one lesbian. Otherwise, just as disgusting, repulsive, and unpleasant as the male version.
/co/
Lmao theres no women here
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
the frick you on about
you can't smell the estrogen and low-testerone here?
no I'm not a moron who spends time here
this just seems like a spot for dudes who jack it to cartoon girls
>no I'm not a moron who spends time here
Look, I totally believe you, but you gotta appreciate how it looks to the other Anons.
I mean first off, you are actually here. Second, you're moroning it up something awful. So by all accounts, you do appear to be some moron spending time here.
yeah but I'm not actually here
I'm normally on /k/ but they ban you if you dare post against the norm
also I saw this comic was trending and thought of a long lost friend
>I'm only visiting this homosexual little cartoon webzone.
>I ackshually hang out with teh super cool operators over at /k/
Frick you and your shitty dead friend. If he wasn't dead, he'd tell you to quit acting like a catty little homosexual.
what
hes not lost he's just in poland
>he's just in Poland
Then he envies the dead.
How did we even get to this point
You click the little number then type the mean words into the box. We've both done that several times up to this point.
I've spent time on /k/ so I know not everyone is this fricking moronic so I guess this is just some kind of IRL autist defense mechanism.
You should just go to the coomer threads, sometimes comics that aren't batman or spiderman.
You should suck a fart out of my ass, bossy little homosexual.
That's true but rumors say that they're fujos lurking by, elthingvile threads are proof of that.
there's like one fricking fujo/real woman on this board at any given time. women do not use Cinemaphile. how many times do we have to go over this?
Are you blind to not see the husbando/batfam/owl house/fiona and cake/whatever threads here?
are you so moronic that you think any of those are made or populated by real women? use your brain.
trannies anon, they're all trannies
Pretty sure theres one from tumblr/reddit here
one, perhaps. women at large don't like the way using Cinemaphile works and never will. its not a female friendly site either and never will be. i would bet the number of real women i've replied to over the years on here wouldn't even reach triple digits.
No wonder you get no b***hes you wouldnt know what a woman is if she punched you in the face. Of course there are women on Cinemaphile its the womans board. Theres not a single biological male in the paw patrol threads, just pure unadulterated all-natural reeking nose-burning femcel estrogen
all me btw.
also massive cope.
explain to me how it is possible for a biological male to be physically capable of posting the shit in paw patrol threads
autism.
*female autism
whatever you want to believe man. women will never have any sort of significant presence on Cinemaphile and will always be a tiny minority. no amount of larping will change that.
Same reason they become trannies
You... you think tumblr and reddit aren't filled with trannies?
Women do use Cinemaphile, anon. Tons of male nerds in their teens transition to the female gender in their 20s, and they don't stop browsing Cinemaphile. You need to accept this fact.
/soc/ changed things
/soc/ isn't a normal Cinemaphile board by any means whatsoever. just because some good looking dudes get laid there like they can literally everywhere else doesn't mean there's a lot of women on other boards.
There's more women than you'd think, unfortunately. They're all insane too, one of them that I met was literally dating her rapist
yes dark traid chads do be making w*men wet. tale as old as time.
what's so shocking anon, women love rape
>one of them that I met was literally dating her rapist
"Traumatic rape" rapist or "regretful sex" rapist? Context matters.
Different femanon but if anything, it's made me easier to avoid shit that involves traumatic rape and other darker fetishes. Most Twilight fanatics and middle-aged women who consume those CVS bodice rippers recognize how wrong it would be to act on then, but there are also a lot of crazies who don't/just don't care. Sociopaths attract sociopaths.
can you people dilate somewhere else.
I'm not the schizo ironically shitposting/accusing everybody of being trannies.
>traumatic rape
>traumatic
>rape
As opposed to rape that's not traumatic? Are all those women who always b***h just how ~*traumatic*~ rape is just lying? WOW
No moron, I meant "traumatic rape" as in a "boy who cried wolf" situation where legitimate rape cases are drowned in #MeToo "he LOOKED in my general direction!!!" Twitter BS.
The way she explained it was that he raped her at a party, I assumed it was something similar to pic related.
Now I always wonder if rape reports/convictions rates are so low because the chick's life starts orbiting around the guys wiener afterwards
Ah, the ol' "regretful sex" rape. I think you're onto something given most cases are where she already knows the guy in some way (outside of family or some such).
You would not have survived Cinemaphile during the release of the live action Watchmen film. Or in the wake of Batman Begins. You would have asphyxiated under a mustard-scented queef of raw estrogen.
this is modern Cinemaphile. unless you just got out of a time machine thats irrelevant.
C'mon, anon, where do you think all of the socially inept/autistic women go to talk about cartoons?
twitter?
so Cinemaphileumblr?
Tumblr is right there, you tard.
the femcels of Cinemaphile are too hateful, spiteful, moronic and b***hy for tumblr. Tumblr is for passive aggressive snide remarks but Cinemaphile bawds are too stupid and inept and autistic for that, instead they just scream bloody murder
They don't?
My house. I'm sexy
>he thinks the men in dresses are actually women
Get help
Anon, you need to stop thinking that. Trans women are women.
>thread quickly proves theres high estrogen on Cinemaphile
but we adressed the troony issue right at the start!
Unless you want to start garbage terminology like "people of estrogen/testosterone"
lol
Wouldn't female Pete be crushing on Jason or Michael Myers?
She ships them.
I figure she'd be crushing on Pinhead, and she schlicks to the thought of getting dragged to hell by him
Female Jerry reminds me that only girl in high school who talked with me. Damn
Fujos.
FPBP
We're all little girls here.
Depends on how many girls are in the group and which TYPES are more likely to stab others' backs.
>Why do women always focus on the negative?
Where do you think you are?
No, it's just you and the board.
Yeah that part about women thinking about the negative is funny cause that's all who we have here
Exactly. You shouldn't throw stones in glass houses.
Tumblr and A03 middle school girls
I know someone here saved the drawings
the what
>What would a female Eltingville Club look like?
>BADABA BADADA BADABA BADADA BADABA BADADA BADABA BADADA
WELCOME TO ELTINGVILLE
WE ARE THE WEBCOMIC AND
FLASH FICTION, CREEPYPASTA, STUFFING AND FARM GAME CLUB
HIMBO OBSESSORS
SHOTA MOLESTORS
THE ELTINGVILLE CLUB
THE ELTINGVILLE CLUB
Oh God that sounds so much fricker worse than the other anon
You'd rather have someone with insufferable politics than cool taste?
Would frick the Hispanic chic.
That sounds beautiful and I'd love to wife one.
I like the creepy pasta part, is that a thing?
Women love creepypasta for some reason
yeah accurate
So I’m a combo of sci-fi and Japanese culture Greg’s, how about you guys?
I'm just here for the Stonetoss political commentary and the transwomen.
Wouldn't work due to infighting so heinous it'd make what Dorkin's shit seem tame by comparison.
thats why it would never be 4 girls
but 3
they couldn't survive
There are tons of manga, web comics about fujo groups.
But yeah, it depends on the time period. I feel like the female aspect changed a lot more than the male one. The OG Trekkies, to the anime/manga shoujo magical girls, to the fujos, to the tumblrinas, to the infiltrated Stacies, to the ethot, to the Only Fans prostitute...
Have you noticed how women are incapable of maintaining a female group?
They are absolutely incapable of accepting themselves. They love rape fantasy like Twilight and 50 Shades and all the rape in yaoi, but when a woman says out loud she likes rape fantasy all the other women start screeching how she needs to be suppressed. That's why their groups are always dying.
Fujos vs yumes
The frick is a yumes?
Sorry anon, you will need to google it
Basically the same as fujos, but for female oriented m/f porn.
short for yumejoshi which means dreaming girl, basically women who self ship with a male character, the male equivalent is a yumedanshi
Here is an example
I was about to say that those dudes are way too buff, then I remembered a woman describing pic related as "thin muscular," so frick it.
This myth that women hate muscular men needs to die. Only teenage girls like twinks, and they eventually grow out of it
yes women are all npcs who love hunky tall manly men we're aware.
>women don't like tall manly men
you lying to yourself?
no i'm saying straight women generally all like the same type of man and everything that isn't that is settling to them. men generally have a wider variety in taste.
>t. Auschwitz-tier skeleton
Unsure if you're salty femanon or a salty incel. But either way, calm down.
Go change your fricking diaper.
I like old men with dadbods
you are an outlier and a weirdo.
Most gays do
you are an inlier and a sane person.
and another
This is somehow gay straight sex
>gay straight sex
That's my fetish
Precisely
Reminds me of that manga about reverse gender behaviors where most of the in-universe porn was like this since it was aimed at women.
That manga is fun.
Needs more male nipples though.
The doujin was better imo
Amahara's artstyle works for it much better, I dunno what it is about his art but it works surprisingly well for me.
Not to mention he draws great bottom-heavy girls with nice thick thighs and wide hips.
That's so fricking gay
Anyone who likes this is gay
how can it be gay if it's literally man/woman sex?
The girl is pretty hot
I feel like this is somehow the opposite end of the spectrum for people who question if liking tomboys is gay.
>It's not straight if she plays with his nipples sis, everyone knows that
I've come to the conclusion that if men had boobs, women would totally go to town on them.
>you kinda in the way
ESL-kun...
Why are you still here? Didn't you got the memo?
>Didn't you got the memo?
ESL-kun, please.
From someone speaking about ESL you cleary can't read, because i'm telling you to leave? English, motherfricker, do you speak it? Because I don't understand how hard is to understand this message, do I fricking need to translate in whatever uga bunga language do you speak for you to simply leave and don't come back? Or you are so fricking desperate for my attention that you need to try to nitpick everything I say or do? Because doing that on an anonymous image board is just terrible sad.
Wake up babe, new copypasta just dropped
They want Bara?!
Always have
There's more ovelrap there than you'd think. In order for this to work, one of them would have to be a staunchly het yume, but that could be funny.
>Fujos vs yumes
I've never seen this once as a mix of both. Usually both sides come together in a common intrest of 'hurr durr men hot'
Women that self insert with male character.
Anon I said 'role-play' specifically on google+, youtube comment secontion, anispace, and sometimes through yahoo email. Nothing irl Was too young to even go to cons around that time, and thank God I was. The amount of horror stories I heard, plus homestuck cosplayers is disgusting. Still remember watching the Denny's video and almost vomiting and I draw weird and gross stuff on the regular
Roleplay can be irl. I roleplayed with my friends, doing chunni shit. Hell I'd roleplay now if I had someone challenging me to an umbrella duel at a parking lot.
But yeah cons were pretty weird sometimes. Can't say much because as a dude I've never had to face anything that shitty. Hell I've only been asked to take a picture with once, and it was some young girl and her mom, who took the picture.
But yeah, part of the shitty stuff that happened at cons weren't even due to malice, just anti-social morons. Autists like me thinking you can win girls over with gifts or trivia/knowledge.
Well keep safe out there bro, and good luck with your art stuff if you're still doing it.
>Women that self insert with male character.
So something like this?
Even with lower standards she's drawn too attractive for them not to fight over her
As long as she has a vegana, a woman will always be attractive to men no matter what.
Hell for some men she doesn't even need a vegana.
you mean butterfaces
hate the term but better than homely
men would still frick butterfaces
yeah you probably wouldn't marry a butterface, but you would still frick her for one night
>yeah you probably wouldn't marry a butterface
lol
give it time
Oh
Why is there so fricking many of these
I would bring her flowers and chocolate and simp for her all day
She's next to impeccable taste, if nothing else
I don't care for her taste tbh, I just want a woman to hold me
>it's not about sierra games and crpgs
unrealistic
What the hell is wrong with those women? Is that the same phenomenon related as to why women send letters to serial killers? Is a power thing?
Sir, those are fictional "what if" characters.
>what if I was friends with all those gross probably potential rapists and unhinged nerds
>I wonder what would happen....
A world of possibilities.
>A world of possibilities
Indeed.
same reason some anons obsess over smelly neet gfs; they see these people as low-risk, high-reward relationship-wise. of course, they're all underestimating just how awful it would be to be around these kinds of people irl.
all those types of girls are in relationships already or are dykes anyways.
It's less them wanting to be in an actual relationship and them wanting to have some orbiters without much effort and the ability to play it off with the excuse of "its my hobby"
they are the same thing
they both hyperfixate on prettyboys
Tumblr, aka a shithole where b***hes stab each other in the back all the time because how dare that b***h like Twilight that's PROBLEMATIC
Women are always fighting among themselves.
This. The show would be fun just from all the 4D chess going on.
>The boys just shit on eachother with Bill and Josh beating the shit out of one another
>The girls pretend to like and support each other while scheming to destroy them socially, behind one another
The crossover episode would be fun. But you need to lock both groups together, like a detention room for little shitheads making a fuzz at a convention. Or hell, the 2 groups meet up by chance at one of those escape rooms, and then they place some sort of bet or something.
Female groups don't live long enough to get to crossover episodes. Becky has problematic opinions, we need to cancel her!! Why is she still following Rowling on twitter?! KiLL aLL TeRfS!!1!
Also there needs to be a transwoman character lecturing them all the time how transwomen are women and their fiction needs to take queer considerations more into perspective. I want to see the light die from these dumb girls' eyes. If they refuse to accept a trans girl into their group, they are bigots.
Female Eltingville Club would basically be Death Note but with more geek references
As a femanon I'll give you what female eltingville would look like to me
>The DND girl
Watches critical roll, always using roll 20 to set up, is somewhat a decent artist, into twinks and pretty boys. Seems gay and probably has some trans flag in her bedroom, but is the most straight one and is just preaching to save face. Second to most racist, but on accident. Has a submissive boyfriend
>The weird anime girl
Somewhat decent hygine, keeps hat on (YOU KNOW THE HAT) because too lazy to do her hair. Runs a webcomic and has a small fanbase. Does commissions on the side and probably has a job alined to her art. Can't really get along with anyone, but sticks around the group because it's better than being alone. If she probably kept herself up, she could have probably been a normie and even gotten laid, but just settles. Anime taste is a mix of old and new. Talks about the 'good ol days' even though she probably just adapted the taste of her older brothers or dad. Edgy chunni online. Most racist but on purpose for edginess sake. Actually hates fujos (modern and western ones) , despite being the top defintion of one (doesn't care about shipping, just wants to draw hot men fricking). Also plays anime fighting games, and mmos.
>The pretty cosplay girl
Kinda in line with the weird anime girl, but is somewhat close to a normie and only hangs around the other girls to feel better secrertly. Has massive insecurity issues, and somewhat bpd. Gets mad dick, but can never keep a guy down for too long. Uironically watches marvel movies and cosplays the latest stuff to get her more attention online.
>cont
>The casual girl
Just enjoys whatever causally and is probably best friends with the cosplay girl and knows a lot more facts of the media than her, so the cosplay girl just uses her to get info so she doesn't get called out on being fake. Helps the weird anime girl out with critique on art and sometimes even helps at cons. Sometimes play DND with the DND girl. Has a tumblr, but causally uses it. The most normal out of the group, and helps when conflict happens
>The SJW girl
On par with the DND girl, and even chastises the weird anime girl a lot of being more diverse in her art and what she says (the weird anime girl is probably a minority). Has a twitter and is constently getting into fights and spewing crap online. Also is an artist and runs a webcomic. Is an absolute degen and has many skeletons in her closet. Says she's gay, and 'insert pronouns here' type deal. More mentally ill ridden than the rest of the crew, but hides it by being 'kind' till you do something against her. The group tolerates her SOMEHOW.
These sound like stereotypes you'd get from a dude. And no conflict whatsoever? All of them have boyfriends or get laid except the one who doesn't because that's part of their character shtick?
>females
>no conflict
Pick one. SJWs started over at tumblr b***hing about Twilight. They only expanded from there.
>And no conflict whatsoever?
Oh of course there would be conflict, that's why casual girl is there to stop it KEK from my experience in female groups, it's usually taking turns on who is calm, while the rest of the group chimps out
>All of them have boyfriends or get laid except the one who doesn't because that's part of their character shtick?
1 is gonna have a boyfriend, some get casually laid for the 'thrill' but the rest of the cast don't. It's usually not because of 'looks' but attitude for the reason.
>These sound like stereotypes you'd get from a dude.
Ay man sometimes there is some truth in stereotypes.
I'm writing this from experience, plus I am one of the girls I wrote
You are the casual girl, arent you?
No
the anime one KEK
>anime troony
like clockwork
SHOW ME YOUR HAT
Sure. A lot of people call this the webcomic hat kek
Be a decent guy and pick up a skill. Honestly it's not hard, what is hard is finding 'the right one' also your best bet is to go to Newgrounds, found a lot of friendly gals there as well as psycho ones. That or your local anime/comic con
Basedo
Do you post your art anywhere, anon?
I just got done getting rid of my current social media so for now no, but I plan on coming back to it since I'm starting my webcomic soon anyway 😛
That's actually totally fair lol. I hope we get to see your web comic soon! is it about like a "fem-eltingville club" kind of group? Like a situational comedy featuring socially malnourished women?
Nah it's a serious tone comic with government agents fighting supernatual beings, while the government is doing some shady occult stuff but I do have a plan to make another webcomic similar to the premise you gave, but it's not just secluded to just an all female group, but switches to different groups interacting with the main group. Plus it is easier to write since it's mainly based on geek groups I've been in. Will probably start it once I get my main one a couple pages in. Thank you anon! Appreciate it!
ooooooh very cool, sounds like a mystery. That second premise is defs more my speed. I was actually kicking around the idea for super small animated shorts based around nerds in animations chool and every episode they interact with the weeb group, or the Disney fans, or the people who were there for video games so pretty similar to what you had in mind, which is coo to hear. Most of the character ideas i had were male cos none of the women i know are super weird. Your little character blurbs actually helped me a lot to anchor female character concepts lol. Would love to hear from more of that second premise, but good luck with the occult one! I love me a good conspiracy story too.
Woah stonetoss congrats on your transition!
that's a cool hat. i should get a hat like that.
That's a nice hat.
Today I found out "the hat" is an actual thing and my GF falls into a category, except swap "is racist" with "low libido closet furry"
I think they are the one who made a 8 year old cry and kill herself 5 years later because she liked Edward
I don't think you are speaking from experience because female groups are much more destructive than what you're trying to pass for, and twitter/tumblr/insta shit all prove it.
By the way when did you start HRT?
More destructive on gossiping than anything, and even then if they get to that point, they probably banish that girl out of the group anyway.
>By the way when did you start HRT?
KEK
Here is a fun story for you anon that is somewhat on the lines of that. Thankfully no one killed themselves, but still schizo af
I used to role-play as Hetalia characters and lot of people were very serious about getting into relationships while I wasn't (It's RP who cares). I just banged whoever and that was it. Suddenly somoene that I was role-playing with found out my character was banging another country and cut themselves over it (apparently) That was when I was around 11/12, but man schizo stuff like that happened a lot
>I used to roleplay Hetalia
Ok it was popular back in the early 2010s
>I just banged whoever
Hmm used goods
>Cut themselves over it
I'd have done the same, especially back as a teen
>That was when I was around 11/12
I'm moronic, I thought you meant cut themselves off the group, not cut with a knife. I've only cut myself while high I think.
Makes sense you highlighted
>The Hat
Doubting the hygiene part. I've always heard horror stories when it comes to girl's hygiene habits. I had a "borrowed" little sister for a year, and man, her room was a mess. She also had 0 awareness of her belongings, usually dropping stuff on the floor and such. A kind kid though, and the art route sucks dick so I hope she's doing well.
I do think you should've highlighted the conflict part, or why they stick together, like what's their glue.
>Doubting the hygiene part. I've always heard horror stories when it comes to girl's hygiene habits.
It is sad to say A LOT of women (at one point even myself) don't know to do proper hygiene. I realize a lot of boomer moms don't teach their daughters under 'you should already know SOMEHOW' or 'the school should have taught you this' which sucks.
>I do think you should've highlighted the conflict part, or why they stick together, like what's their glue.
The glue that would keep them together is them all being creaitves within the geek spear and also not wanting to be alone. Conflicts could come about EASILY through 'someone being petty' to another just talking to a group of guys and suspecting that she is a pick me this has happen way too much to me, when in all honesty I'd talk to the guys because they were a lot more chill and treated me like a lil sister than something to frick. Then the girls would think I'm trying to get a man and conflict raged on, until they realized they fricked up and apologize.
Looking at female spaces like tumblr and twitter, that's some shitty weak ass glue that's not working at all.
Then again it's not the fault of the glue. It's the female nature in itself that's just plain destructive.
please cease your troony larping.
Now anon, he is a woman, he laughs at little girls being abused he is just as schizo and psycho as those born with a vegana.
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I had a similar idea (op here) of weird dirty anime girl and DND b***h girl
weird flex anon
all girls are b***h girls
They are
But I'm married to one
I read your idea anon, and it's pretty good. Especially the Mexican girl. without the emotional trama, met too many of them. I do feel bad, but man they don't get the help that's needed and it ends up badly for a group
I kinda wanna make a webcomic upon it too, though I've been warned multiple times I might get into problems, and I do wanna have a chance at getting on some good indie projects here and there so who knows. Though hope the best with your idea anon!
I'd love to help with any webcomic really
I'm currently finishing up my comic about murdering people in Florida so I could check on this in a few weeks
>that page
Anon you post in the hyw threads before? You style looks familiar.
>I'd love to help with any webcomic really
Aw shucks, appreciate the offer anon! Though it isn't a problem with making said webcomic, it's more of 'the possible reaction to it'. I'm sure if I do make it, it'll be fine, but there is a looming fear of getting blacklisted
Oh no I'm too scared to post here
And hey who cares what others think
Make it for fun!
I'd love to help!
Like I'd always wanted to draw a comc that accurately portrayed women
Thanks anon! Also don't be afraid, while there is only 2 schizos that actively shit up the thread, it's pretty comfy. A lot of anons from there helped in terms with me making comics and getting me going!
>Wait have people been posting my stuffn
Based on the plot you have, I don't think so. Just your art style looked familiar is all!
>They're all more accomplished than the Eltingville guys are
The bar is really low there ain't it anon
Thanks anon!
Does the glue really need to be strong? Honestly loneliness can play as a strong glue on it's on. Of course due to it, the group will be weak, but it's better than being with one's self (of course the right answer would to be by yourself, but a lot of people don't figure it out until they mature at least a little)
>loneliness can play as a strong glue
>xir says as xir posts on Cinemaphile instead of hanging out with xir's group
lol
>loneliness can play as a strong glue
>needs to invade typical male spaces anyway
Why isn't the glue strong enough to keep you with your twitter trannies?
Oh okay
Yeah I just get nervous sharing on sites like this for things that aren't like cutesy girls or anything like that
Tbh if you ever need an artist I can draw anything
Looks neat! Reminds me quite a bit of Iji?
Never heard of it.
I really don't read anything or watch anything. I kinda just watch history videos online so I really have no context for these other things sorry
This looks cool, where can I read this? Can I get a name? Reverse image and yandex is giving me nothing.
It's called sheet ghost man
https://sheetghostman.carrd.co/
Link
Wait have people been posting my stuffn
They're all more accomplished than the Eltingville guys are
So where and how can i get me one of these?
Have rizz
Oops the gays found it
>and later marries a girl version of him
How that's gay? Is being narcissistic finally a new gender? Because women finally have a way to fill their woke quota that isn't pretending to be bisexual. Rejoice, you fricking c**ts.
Frick off already, autismo.
Show me your breasts and not only I leave, i drop my shit for like a three days. I even throw you something special and next woke shit that goes down I promise I will defend it with my life, I'm a powerful ally to have. And you have my honor as a stake so you know I'm trying to deceive you.
>ESL
Checks out.
At least I know how to use Cinemaphile and don't fricking fail this miserably at quoting someone.
>I was just pretending to be moronic!
Here's your precious (You). Now go to bed, school starts early.
Pretending? b***h, I'm the fricking king of morons, I came down to earth to be crucified for all the moronation of all the morons of this earth, that's how much of a moronic I am.
Do you think i'm pretending? Do you think this is a game? Are you seeing me holding any joystick? No, this here is my meat, my man meat, do you want to hold it? Feel it's weight? it's girth? You can't, you know why? Because I'm not here to play games, I'm not here to "pretend". I'm serious, always serious, so serious that there is no more serious left, serious and moronic. Do you even know how this started, it started with you talking to me? moaning and imploring for my attention. I was just asking a question, and a very innocent one at that. And now here we are with you pretending is all about (you) when YOU started this all. I may be the king of morons but you b***h, you are clearly the emperor.
c**t.
Thanks for the new copypasta Pablo, have a good night. I think Cinemaphile would be more your speed.
I don't really play video-games. I make a few minecraft mods but I don't play the game, is just there to train my codding and 3D modelling skills.
You dont even playtest your own fricking mods? Frick you man youre the reason my 3000+ modpacks keep crashing
Zesty ahh homie :point_up::rofl::skull::skull:
blud finna scare away the gyatts :moai::moai:
Also how come all the porn is of Pete
Man, everyone seems to get a commission from that artist yet I can never manage to be there for when they open and actually have comm money on hand, this sucks.
Also, I guess it’s cause he’s the closest thing to a bad boy that isn’t a psycho like Bill. Girlies like a nasty boy with an accent who wants to degrade them, it’s why Murdoch is the most popular Gorrilaz
Did anyone else read the weird anime girl bit and picture picrel?
My girlfriend is the definition of the weird anime girl, but I’m the one obsessed with anime fighting games while she exclusively plays Boomer Shooters and old DOS point and click games.
How would you handle the Rowling episode, Cinemaphile?
Easy - just keep my fricking mouth shut and never voice my political or ideological views. You can easily fund whatever views you have through shell corporations and shit like that. JK Rowling's real mistake was opening her fricking trap and thinking people wanted to hear whatever political drivel she had to say. Honestly, just shut up, I don't care what views you have pro or anti, just shut the frick up or you'll wind up like JK Rowling or Notch with no friends, or even worse like Anheuser-Busch and lose billions
>You can easily fund whatever views you have through shell corporations and shit like that
The creator of FNAF did just that, never spoke a single word about his political opinions. Reddit still went batshit insane when they discovered that he used the money earned from FNAF to donate to conservatives.
I disagree. There was a moment of outrage but because he stopped talking about his ideology afterwards most people stopped caring, finding other things to get mad at and only a few twitter schizos still bother to bring it up. Rowling still gets shit constantly because she doesn't shut up, even the average UK citizen finds her insufferable because she made politics her entire identity.
He was forced to exit the franchise he himself had created, anon. There's no more b***hing now because the dude has been forced out his own work, just like Notch and Minecraft.
Rowling still owns Harry Potter. THAT's what makes those "people" seethe.
Notch wasn't forced out, he cashed out. It was a while after he sold that microsoft started erasing any mentions of him.
Otherwise, you're right, they don't care about the fnaf guy anymore because he's pretty much irrelevant.
The FNAF guy was forced out. He literally said he would have to disassociate from FNAF to protect his family when his political donations came out.
>In June 2021, Cawthon became a trending topic on Twitter when his publicly available political donations were shared on the website. Excluding one donation to Democratic Party representative Tulsi Gabbard, all of Cawthon's donations were to Republican Party politicians, including U.S. President Donald Trump. He posted on Reddit to confirm his support for the Republican Party, describe himself as pro-life, and state that he made significant financial donations to conservative political candidates. He claimed that he had been doxed and had received threats of violence and home invasion after his donations were publicized.
Man I wonder how many threats of violence, murder, home invasion and just plain shooting Rowling has received. That lady is lucky she is British and not American.
cry about it troony
>I lack reading comprehension
>I'm a psycho b***h who gets off to bullying little girls into suicide attempts
How are you still allowed near schools and playgrounds?
>Projection: The Post
>haha I witnessed a little girl cut herself haha no big deal hahaha
And they say Ted Bundy was a psychopath. He learned it from a woman, and this thread only proves it so.
>More projection
>I have no rebuttal
Congrats, you are a real woman!
>Nooo you must take my schizophrenic projections seriously
I have already accepted you as a woman, only females and men raised by single mothers are as psycho and schizo as you.
No, that's not correct. There's also trannies, but I am being progressive here and including (You) in the female category.
>only females and men raised by single mothers are as psycho and schizo as you.
Sorry about your dad leaving bro, but I'm glad your mom still raised you to have peak mental health.
>Men focus on the positive
Are you implying there aren't many men in Cinemaphile
There's tons of men on Cinemaphile. Despite the ongoing demoralization campaign, people still post cheesecake, people still post storytimes, people still talk comics and cartoons. That's men carrying the weight. Female spaces are just abandoned until taken over by trannies.
This; while I've never touched Crystal Cafe, I heard it's dead save for a legitimately schizo troony talking to himself.
would they get along?
They're different generations tbh, Dorkin just applied a sliding timeline for the later stuff and so glossed over a lot of sea changes
>Naruto
I was with him till that part.
dorkin is the kind of indie that talks shit behind people's back. he doesn't get along with a lot of people, period.
>i'm the only one who remembers his magazine rants
I talked to the guy once, and he said himself that he was the inspiration for Bill. He's got a lot of anger and hate pent up inside of him, and if you give him the chance he will go off on the entire industry.
nope, it would be constant Cinemaphile vs/ Cinemaphile wars with those guys. also, the anime club is a completely different generation of dork, there would probably be some sharp differences in what they considered to be good and bad.
What's the difference between a troony and a woman then?
My god, the left has been right all along. Transwomen ARE women.
Yes, it is.
>male response
>troony response
lmao
Sorry xis, I didn't realize you were trans. Congratz on the neutering btw.
>Oh neat, a Rule 63 what-if thread
>Devolves into pettier bickering than the Beckies' cafeteria table
Transwomen are women, bigot, and this thread is the proof of that.
Every attempt to make something died
You're not being inclusive enough. Have you considered making the team all lesbian transwomen? You could start from the egg still in denial about wanting to start HRT to the older gal who's already had bottom surgery and gets catcalls when she walks down the streets.
They are all TRANS
and lesbians
i thought women were the positive more fun loving sex and men were the realistic downers.
LMAO
Wait until you learn how men are the only actually romantic gender, anon.
They're all downers
b-but girls just wanna have fun..
Men are both the realistics and the positive. Men can face and accept reality, yet at the same time hold hope for a better tomorrow.
Women are just downers, as in, they'll just drag you down until they discard you.
It's a little of both when you spend time on here AND Twitter/Tumblr.
Like the Fashion Club from Daria, but for nerd shit.
>GEE QUINN, you certainly are lucky for getting that vintage recalled 1977 Luke Skywalker figurine with the brown lightsaber that that one kid poked an eye out with. I certainly HOPE this doesn't make you think that you're any better than the REST OF US!
>OOOOOHHH SANDY!
Serious answer: Mean Girls but the plastics are elitist nerds instead of stacies. A lot less direct verbal arguments but a lot more b***hes talking shit behind eachother's backs.
Women tend to be less confrontational about their hatred of someone and more calculated in their harassment tactics.
the movie fujoshi
the webcomic low effort artist
the anime attentionprostitute cosplayer
????
The last ones just a normal girl who likes marvel a bit
it's not that those people don't exist, it's that I have never seen them in a group
the weird girl at my high school got bullied so bad for being weird she just withdrew and was always alone.
>it's not that those people don't exist, it's that I have never seen them in a group
>nobody remembers tumblr anymore
homestuck basically united all these types together
online groups are as worthless as gender studies degrees, i'm talking real in-person groups anon
i have yet to come across a woman that has hobbies that aren't lowkey social opportunity hunting.
hell even most males do it for that. eltingville level of obsession happens exclusively in a minority of males.
I think the female equivalent wouldn't be about nerd elitism but moral superiority. It's not a contest to see who has the most trivia knowledge but who's the least "problematic" of the group. Even the girlies who like edgy rape shit try to accuse the puritygays of secretly being pedophiles.
This is spot on. Female fandom will more be about morality arguing. A female eltingville club would probably be a group of tumblr girls slowly ripping each other apart as their different favorite things start to be seen as immoral to enjoy.
>it's that I have never seen them in a group
neither do the eltingville kids. ie movie nerds wouldn't be caught dead with tabletop autists
remember yaoi paddles?
I try to forget
>black security guard walks by
Are you high or just moronic? She never said she MADE the other RPer cut herself. Also,
>we
>your honor I didn't make the little girl cut herself, I just stood by doing nothing as my fellow trannies bullied her into a suicide attempt
Try that in court, see where it gets you.
...are you a schizo? What's this imagined scenario you're getting yourself worked up over?
>imagined scenario
Why did you imagine a little girl getting bullied into cutting herself?
>troony imagining a scenario projects another imagined scenario onto Anon's response
>I didn't literally describe a literal little girl being made to cut herself and calling that fun
schizo
I didn't say that and couldn't because, again, I don't know what the fallout was before then. I've only read about it from screencaps.
It was mostly trannies and the usual mix of enby men and women. I'd say it depends on how liberal shit gets without moderation or how many people distance themselves from those types.
get the frick off this board
not comics but baiting
>enter thread hoping for actual discussion
>its just anons accusing eachother of being trannies
I don't know what I expected
Sorry I tried (op)
We are just women discussing how to better portray women. Stop being a bigot, bigot.
The only troony is in your head, anon.
>no mention of trannies in my post
>brings up trannies anyway
Rent. Free.
dont know what you expected
the anime club offers more laughs
The usual baiting schizos.
I've always hated Rowling for her moronic regular feminism, I felt nothing when she retroactively made the old guy gay and hermoine black because it felt like attempts to score socjus brownie points. So I didn't care when she outed herself as a TERF(they suck anyways because they hate men and don't believe women can be rapists) and her fanbase turned against her. I took it as vindication, a rich woman pretends she's one with the woke mob and in turn they eat her alive. This is why you don't pander.
Instead of a book club its a wiener club. They pick one guy, they all frick him (separately) on the same week, then they meet up to discuss what they thought of him. Repeat with a different guy each week
>who pissed in the ball pit?!
imagine trying to create another tomoko that will resonate to the internet fringe
>Google search
>No results
Did you draw this?
>jills off everyday to the point she names her vibrators
>smokes weed at least twice a week
>has probably dyed her hair more often than she showered
Yep, I'm marrying her
wow twice a week. what a badass.
>at least
Welp
90% of modern Cinemaphile discussions end up devolving into discussion about sex in one way or another i swear to fricking god. especially when "women" or trannies are involved. i swear women are a million times more obsessed with sex than any man. cannot escape it.
can't escape natural instincts
its not natural for me when i will never have it. its the easiest thing in the world for women to get so they inject it into everything.
a woman's sole existence is to take dick, they can't help it
And homosexuals' sole existence is to circlejerk, the board can't help it.
A man's sole existence is to give dick
that is a privilege now for only certain men.
(and create and maintain all of society and human achievements)
You sound like a prude. Do you know how many boob/costume/GIWTWM threads get posted every day? And I say this as a regular boob thread poster.
A troony and the running joke would be no one would know what it is or care enough to ever try and frick it.
even robots get pickme pussy
/LULZ/ has been a normalc**t board for ages now. hardly anyone there is an actual loser/virgin nowadays. awful fricking board.
They do if they were socialized on Cinemaphile, which a good chunk of girl nerds I've met were.
What makes fujos so obsessive and crazy? Like I get jerking off to the opposite sex but they take it so damn seriously.
what makes yurigays so crazy that they decide that they want to become a woman?
Can one of you fujos post some fan art of Bill getting raped/tortured?
Just fricking look it up
according to Cinemaphile
>sex with a femboy is straight if you're the one penetrating
>sex with a female woman is gay if she licks your nipples or pegs you
did I get that right?
Yeah, if someone fricks you in the ass is pretty gay, dude. Women or not.
>or pegs you
Uhhh, bro?
That's just according to Cinemaphile in general
Those are Cinemaphilentratians for you.
Come on lady, you know that one isn't directed or made by men.
I fantasize about meeting the femanon who bought the shirt.
C-context?
I checked the Eltingville tag on ao3 and there's a lot of Bill/Reader fics for some reason.....what the frick is wrong with women
>what the frick is wrong with women
He's cute
>newbie shocked that self-insert fanfics are over-the-top
They wouldn't date you anon
The reason they are femcel is because they are voluntarily so, not like incel dudes
Unless a very conventionally attractive and nice guy approaches them, they won't get in a relationship
it wouldn't be dissimilar to the original, except with a lot more left-wing politics, and at least one lesbian. Otherwise, just as disgusting, repulsive, and unpleasant as the male version.