always this, imagine lookng at this victorian kino beauty, and then seeing this. Directly on the trash she goes, fricking hell, I hate women so fricking much
what a dumb frick. like 90% of females on earth could have double high pigtails and it would be hot, even ugly women. what a gay
OMG GURL I AIN'T NEVER SEEN A GIRL PULL DIS OFF
uhhhhhh you mean hot bawd double pony or pigtails are you frickin moronic
I've seen claims that women die if a horse fricks them, apparently this was even used as an execution method. On the other hand there's tons of evidence that they don't.
>girl wants to cosplay character - just has to fix hair into a certain position >guy wants to cosplay character - be 6'5 and spend a decade in the gym, likely using PEDs
It's crazy to me how getting any kind of Berserk adaptation is just always an impossible dream.
Obviously the '97 anime was the best try so far, and it was pretty fricking cheap and crappy, a lot of the animation wasn't actually animated, it was still pictures with sound effects added, I mean I've seen fricking kid's Bible stories that are animated better than that.
Same thing with Baki the Grappler. Longest running, highest selling, most popular, most beloved manga ever in History, and every single anime adaptation of it is GARBAGE.
my dream for an adaptation would be a thoughtfully done OVA of one of the smaller, self-contained segments with the intentionality of a Miura tribute. something like Lost Children Chapter, Spring Flower of Days Long Passed, or one of the first Black Swordsman volumes.
>What's the context of this?
They are renting a room at an inn. Guts is heavily banged up after the last fight and is sleeping/resting. One of the girls (Farnese) is missing so everyone has a hard time doing tasks she was doing before. The e-girl witch tries to give bath to the moron girl but is pushed away and lands on Guts who is behind the curtain and gets embarrassed about it.
This. In 2016, this place was actually really pro freak. moron.
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homie, if you wanna be a normalhomosexual, just go post anywhere else online. You're really crying because not everyone online is willing to dickride some b***h for being dumb enough to get a stupid meaningless tattoo for no reason. She;'s
>This. In 2016, this place was actually really pro freak. moron.
The crab people turned the normalgays into a crude parody of freaks.
Being a freak in the classical sense has been normified. It's ogre. They took it from us.
it would be shit because they change everything and what's done right still looks like due to the use of plastic materials
they would also be too afraid to put the rape, fully naked and full gore scenes in and no one would be able to portray the full rage of Guts accurately. it's also very hard to translate some of the manga panels to live action. it can be done in animation format, as we can see in things like Mob Psycho 100
After 50 fricking adaptions with real actors, every single one of them trash, surely this one would be good, right?
Impressive how resistant to learning some of you are.
Close together eyes are the most disgusting feature a human face can have. Nothing is more repugnant so obviously an indication of stupidity, poor genes and malice (behind black skin of course).
>tattoos
Ruined.
always this, imagine lookng at this victorian kino beauty, and then seeing this. Directly on the trash she goes, fricking hell, I hate women so fricking much
homosexual
What a dumb dumb tattoo
Hey bro thats me..
>casted
Why is the guy in the comments turning into a horse?
the character nearly gets raped by a demonic horse, I think he's saying he wants to rape this mid-ass arthoe
>woman
tattoo makes her look way hotter
Men who say shit like this are always total losers who's brains are filled with cum
T-true
I still haven't seen a woman pull off that hairstyle.
what a dumb frick. like 90% of females on earth could have double high pigtails and it would be hot, even ugly women. what a gay
OMG GURL I AIN'T NEVER SEEN A GIRL PULL DIS OFF
uhhhhhh you mean hot bawd double pony or pigtails are you frickin moronic
>big ass nose, mouth and eyes close to each other
Next
>amerimutts don't like strong greek/roman noses
lol, guaranteed you're both neanderthal mutts with weak chins, mouthbreather jaws, thin FAS lips
Post jaw
I called you into question anon, I have extremely chad features
Sorry for the black and white, I was feeling artsy, this is me.
nice nice anon, do you have any cats??
A black one, though his name is a bit unconventional.
completely wrong phenotype for the character she looks like a dumb mutt
>I have NEVER seen a woman pull off this hairstyle
Still haven't. kys troony
I've seen claims that women die if a horse fricks them, apparently this was even used as an execution method. On the other hand there's tons of evidence that they don't.
Used as an execution method? Where?
>cheats the look with long bangs
>pretends like she can't see with her own eyes what the original looks like
Dishonest
What's happening to him?
Too much of a coward to commit to micro bangs
>girl wants to cosplay character - just has to fix hair into a certain position
>guy wants to cosplay character - be 6'5 and spend a decade in the gym, likely using PEDs
I think in one of the guidebooks Griffith is 5'7 or 5'8 or something, so manlet twinks have a chance.
I dont want to be griffith, i want
WHY AM I NOT 6'5 WHY GOD WHYYYYYYYYYY
You weren't meant to be the wife of actual men.
>watch videos of this 6 ft 5 dude from time to time
>one day he says "even tall guys wish we were taller, I wish I was 6 ft 8"
>Casca.
Perfect casting.
every time i see casca arched back like that i can just hear her screaming WEEEEEEEEE!!
Man Puck gets a lot of shit, but he's good in the dramatic moments.
I rather they don’t touch Berserk
Even the anime is an insult.
the original series was was alright even if kinda budget
works as almost a trailer for the books
Hold your horses. Move the first ep. to the end and it's as good as it gets.
Agreed
Kino. Movie when?
It never ceases to make me lol Guts cured Farnese crazy through pure raging autism
Serpico btfo
She's still pretty crazy, she just manages.
kino panels
wait so she never gets penetrated?
A bunch of ugly Black folk
Guts-Jon Bernthal
Griffith-Antony Starr
Casca-Zendaya (her character doesn’t get raped)
Rickert-Michael Cera
Judeau-John Boyega
Pippin-Benedict Wong
Corkus-Karl Urban
Farnese?
Tiffany Haddish
Lola Corfixen as Farnese
Imagine her with no shirt and hitting herself.
Hitting or shitting?
Well this is the closest to that Farnese scene
Got a non ant version of this?
Sorry my bad
Very nice, thanks
Have any more Lola rares?
Why did Miura draw Casca as if she was having an orgasm here?
Cuz she was from Griffiths spikey demon dik
She was
Guts would be black and Griffith would be played by a mid looking dude in a shitty white wig.
Cody Fern would be a good Griffith
Unironically he would
Annalise Basso as Slan
Nah, her sister Alexandria Basso would be a better option for Slan
Yes I agree
>showing her breasts
Sad
What the frick happened to her face? Why does she have jowls in her 20s?
your mind has been warped by the buccal fat monster
Nah, b***h looks like she's in her mid 40s.
Guts: JD Washington
Donovan: Leonardo DiCaprio
Young Dolph as Guts
And young Björn Andrésen as Griffith
kino
We're getting somewhere...
KINO
Oh shit
It's crazy to me how getting any kind of Berserk adaptation is just always an impossible dream.
Obviously the '97 anime was the best try so far, and it was pretty fricking cheap and crappy, a lot of the animation wasn't actually animated, it was still pictures with sound effects added, I mean I've seen fricking kid's Bible stories that are animated better than that.
Same thing with Baki the Grappler. Longest running, highest selling, most popular, most beloved manga ever in History, and every single anime adaptation of it is GARBAGE.
HAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEAAAAIIIII FORCES
HAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEAAAAIIIII FORCES...
Thought of this the other day. Would've been 10/10 casting.
I think pic related fits better.
YO LIL FARNY
It will never work. There is no real life actor who could fit Guts.
Yeah, there aren't to many guys that are like 7 foot tall with like arms as big around the average Cinemaphile user.
my dream for an adaptation would be a thoughtfully done OVA of one of the smaller, self-contained segments with the intentionality of a Miura tribute. something like Lost Children Chapter, Spring Flower of Days Long Passed, or one of the first Black Swordsman volumes.
Her hair feels too insubstantial, it should have been a different color and/or thicker. Other than that she did pretty well.
>modern Hollywood
>not a single PoC cast
You can do better than that, Cinemaphile.
Idris Elba as Guts
Timothee Chalamet as Casca
I unironically think the Euphoria trio could pull it off.
What's the context of this?
She was so tight that Guts got hospitalized.
>What's the context of this?
They are renting a room at an inn. Guts is heavily banged up after the last fight and is sleeping/resting. One of the girls (Farnese) is missing so everyone has a hard time doing tasks she was doing before. The e-girl witch tries to give bath to the moron girl but is pushed away and lands on Guts who is behind the curtain and gets embarrassed about it.
While this actress is used for pedo stuff, I think Julia Butters would be a good option.
>Julia Butters
>butters
I'd butter her bread if you know what I mean
Yeeahheheheah!
TONIGHT!
How are all these ugly b***hes throwing themselves on the internet like this with such confidence
Who are you talking about?
You don't have to post here, moron.
This. In 2016, this place was actually really pro freak. moron.
homie, if you wanna be a normalhomosexual, just go post anywhere else online. You're really crying because not everyone online is willing to dickride some b***h for being dumb enough to get a stupid meaningless tattoo for no reason. She;'s
>This. In 2016, this place was actually really pro freak. moron.
The crab people turned the normalgays into a crude parody of freaks.
Being a freak in the classical sense has been normified. It's ogre. They took it from us.
Black folk
It would look like shit because Berserk sucks.
troony shit
go back
Wrong board
I hate weebs so much its unreal tournament
Why did so many posts get deleted?
it would be shit because they change everything and what's done right still looks like due to the use of plastic materials
they would also be too afraid to put the rape, fully naked and full gore scenes in and no one would be able to portray the full rage of Guts accurately. it's also very hard to translate some of the manga panels to live action. it can be done in animation format, as we can see in things like Mob Psycho 100
I want an adaption done by the guy that did the first Arnie Conan
I think he/she really fits Griffith, and you get bonus points from the alphabet community. Also Isabela Merced as Casca.
israeli nose I’m out
Farnese is like Italian or something, same thing honestly.
That's not even the same hair. The fringe is too long and the pigtails are also too long.
After 50 fricking adaptions with real actors, every single one of them trash, surely this one would be good, right?
Impressive how resistant to learning some of you are.
I've grown to enjoy seeing everything I like defiled.
finally some fricking comedy
That's a man
That's fine, women are pretty gay.
chuu pulled it off
That's a completely different hair style you insect fetishist.
I wish someone pulled your windpipe off
prostitutes are so stupid
Everyone would be brown except Casca
Tom Holland was born to play Guts
Griffith could be Chalamet
Tom Holland was born to play Casca* ftfy
And I can play Femto, raping Casca Tom
Close together eyes are the most disgusting feature a human face can have. Nothing is more repugnant so obviously an indication of stupidity, poor genes and malice (behind black skin of course).
I hope she likes to get whipped
The left has a disgusting hookshaped crooked nose. While the right has one with a beautiful curve to it.
Also no tattoos on the drawn one.
The dumb zoomer makeup makes everyone look like a drag queen