What would be your last meal and kino of choice?
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What would be your last meal and kino of choice?
What would be your last meal and kino of choice?
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Does the meal end when he eats all the food or when he watches all the movies?
Was he trying to die of old age?
I don't get it
>Steak in the same compartiment as the lobster tail
>Served at the exact same moment as his apple pie and vanilla ice cream
>Lord of the Rings Blu-ray
This looks like an airplane meal. They trolled him. Plus, the blu-ray transfer is horsheshit. He must've done some really bad stuff. Or this is just some twitter homosexual who recreated the meal for a photo op and some clicks and revenue.
that wasnt his literal meal you fricking moron, thats just an artistic recreation, the fact you think it a possibility and cant plainly see it for what it is, is absolutely embarassing
>see it for what it is, is absolutely embarassing
why'd you add that comma there?
>artistic recreation
what do you think that phrase means moron
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Plus, the blu-ray transfer is horsheshit.
t. just parrots things he hears online and hasn't watched it.
Let me guess, you think the blu-ray transfer is the one with bad color grading? I've heard you fricking smoothbrains say that in the same breath as complaining about the new transfer, even though that was a problem in the original dvd transfer that the new one fixed.
>t. the brain damaged intern that botched it
>Gary Carl Simmons Jr.
>Murder
>Mississippi
>One Pizza Hut medium Super Supreme Deep Dish pizza with double portions of mushrooms, onions, jalapeño peppers, and pepperoni, a second pizza with three cheeses, olives, bell pepper, tomato, garlic, and Italian sausage, 10 8-oz. packs of Parmesan cheese, 10 8-oz. packs of ranch dressing, one family size bag of nacho cheese flavor Doritos, 8 oz. jalapeño nacho cheese, 4 oz. sliced jalapeños, 2 large strawberry shakes, two bottles of Cherry Coca-Cola, one super-size order of McDonald's fries with extra ketchup and mayonnaise, and two pints of strawberry ice cream. He consumed about half of the meal.
What an absolute unit
source btw
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_meal#United_States
>In September 2011, the state of Texas abolished all special last meal requests after condemned prisoner Lawrence Russell Brewer requested a huge last meal and did not eat any of it, stating that he was not hungry.
holy based
>Abolished
>Last meals past 2011 in Texas listed
really fires the neurons
they switched to a set menu you pick from
>666
DI A BO LIC
But why bother abolishing the meals? The gaygs shoulve just eaten his last meal in front of him and trotted him out early.
I like this idea. In fact, tell the prisoner if they go more than 20 minutes without eating that’s when they will be led to their execution. Make their last meal a meal of torture and fear as well.
i think thats petty bullshit. youre literally killing a guy. you cant even give him a last meal of his choosing anymore because somebody wasted some of the state's time and maybe $150 worth of food?
"Brewer requested a literal feast consisting of two chicken fried steaks smothered in gravy with sliced onions, a triple meat bacon cheeseburger with the ‘fixings’ on the side, a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers and jalapeños, a large bowl of fried okra with ketchup, a pound of barbecue with a half a loaf of white bread, three fajitas, a meat lovers pizza, three root-beers, one pint of Blue Bell vanilla ice cream and a slab of peanut butter fudge with crushed peanuts."
I think the idea of a last meal for murderers, rapists etc is moronic in the first place. Why the frick reward them in any way at all? Give that shit to someone with terminal brain cancer.
Do other countries do it too or is one of those Americans being moronic things like guns, tipping and racing cars only being able to turn left?
Seeing as it was cancelled when the guy memed his meal, they must do the last meal thing to pad their own ego. I wish we were like Japan where when you're on death row, you get executed at random. Random zip stubs his toe on the way to work in the morning and someone's gotta pay.
>you get executed at random.
Sounds like a wacky jap game show idea.
>anon thinks he's being led to his cell
>lays down
>guards tuck him in strapping his limbs down
>walls fall away and he's being viewed by victim's family
>
America lives so rent free in your head that you can't help but bring it up every chance you get. You know the Norway mass shooter literally has a PS3 and is completely comfortable, right?
The shit posted here is from America. I didn't bring up your shithole, the content in the thread did.
And I know norway are a bunch of pussies. Whether you believe in capital punishment or not, giving them an absolutely luxurious meal before killing them is moronic.
>I didn't bring up your shithole, the content in the thread did.
No, it didn't. You brought it up because you wanted to feel some sort of superiority on an anonymous image board. Your little trick with "Yeah, who cares about Norway" doesn't disguise you at all.
Yes it did. No I didn't. And I didn't say who cares about norway, I called them pussies.
Have another crack. You can do this.
Have another crack at what? To further analyse your self-fellatio?
Brew, just stop replying.
>I simply said that it wasn't what it was, so it means it's true
No lol
I'm not that guy you're talking to, I'm just saying give it a rest. Who argues with anyone on Cinemaphile anymore? Move on, Brew.
I got nothing better to do. Besides, other people read the posts.
Word, do your thing then, anon.
>other people can see how illiterate and argumentative I am
Yikes, should have taken chillbrew's advice.
>If I say it, it's true
How about making some points, you lazy homosexual
I know
Wow, still here? I think what initially triggered you wasn't a point, but a question. Is this really just an American thing? Now I've actually looked at the source material the answer, with a few exceptions from over a hundred years ago or from Indonesia/Malaysia, is yes.
So no need to answer. But feel free to keep getting more and more angry.
I don't even know what you were trying to say with this post 2bh.
Mass repliers as well? Damn you ARE a homosexual like they say.
God you're pathetic.
He's been in isolation with a console without any games as his only company for 11 years lmao and whenever he makes some homosexual human rights complaint about his situation they just deny it. Hardly living the dream.
>moronic things like guns
uh, oh. gaylord alert.
Hope you're wearing your body armour to go to Walmart to get more doritos, mutt.
typical gaylord response
>Live in Europe
>get stabbed
>Do other countries do it too
Anon, other countries don't execute people.
I wish I could one day be as confident in my ignorance as you.
Fair point. I see from the wiki it's only really shithole se Asia countries that also do it, and very rarely.
>while 54 countries retain capital punishment.
Why do Americans find all these complicated and expensive ways to execute people when the noose exists? Before we pussied out us Bongs had this down to a fine science.
More 'humane' or whatever. I agree with you. They've been condemned to die so just pick the cheapest method and get it done. Also no sitting on death row for 30 years. If the death penalty is the decision, you hang the next morning.
To me a long drop and short stop in private seems much more humane than being strapped down to a chair and injected with a wienertail of chemicals in front of an audience.
>more humane
unless the drop fails to break the neck in which you suffocate very slowly and painfully
In that case just drop them again until it breaks
I don't get it. How do you execute 10'0 demigod?
Throw a stone between his eyes and cut his head off.
Seethe and cope, Davidchud.
This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!
Japan just executed the Aum Shinrikial guy a few years ago
Also the Kyoani arsonist and the Abe shooter are 100% getting executed.
>hating guns and cars
Low T detected
Guns and tipping at restaurants aren't even an American thing
You must be a turd worlder because these are common in Europe too
Tipping is only mandatory in the us
It's not mandatory anywhere
It's a thing here in Canada as well homosexual
I only tip if the service is exceptional. It's not like people in hospitality and service jobs are paid any differently to nurses and they don't get tips.
Right because people with terminal cancer totally have appetites at the EOL stages. Fricking idiot.
We ritualize the entire process of executing someone to make it clear the state is lawfully and correctly exercising force.
Giving them the last meal is a symbolic gesture granting the prisoner some dignity before he's removed from society forever.
If you'd prefer you can move to a country where they just drag criminals into teh street and shoot them in the head, but spoiler alert; those are all Black person countries.
>with the ‘fixings’ on the side
fiiiiiiiiixins
Did they give their victims a last meal?
You're telling me a chicken fried those steaks?
Frick them. If you’re a piece of shit murderer, rapist etc why should you have the luxury of a literal feast at the tax payers expense? Go die on your prison diet of gruel and mystery meat.
Did you see what he did? I just looked it up and he was a known white supremacist who lynched a black guy with his two mates.
Afterwards a radio DJ got fired for this comment:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/politics/1999/02/26/greaseman-fired-after-protests-over-remark/c29fd389-b0b8-4704-b9e3-24fab6307fbb/
>Tracht played a portion of a song by Grammy-winning black hip-hop artist Lauryn Hill and commented: "No wonder people drag them behind trucks," referring to the Jasper, Tex., murder of James Byrd Jr.
Holy kek
Based.
Any Black person or asiatic killer has my respects.
>agree to do the meal
>get angry he doesnt eat
lol, israeli tactics
>on death row
>1 day after that policy changed passed
>your meal is cancelled and you get sent straight to the chair
Victor Feguer requested requested a single olive with the pit still in it.
>one super-size order of McDonald's fries with extra ketchup and mayonnaise
pleb, why not at least get some good fries like shake shack or five guys
chuck shack is trash
I would do something like this. Eat an obscene amount of the greasiest, dirtiest food possible so that when I get executed I'd unleash a torrent of sloppy diarrhea onto the floor. Also, I'd probably be in such excruciating pain from digesting that meal and holding it in, that death would be a sweet release at that point
They make you wear special-made diapers specifically to avoid this scenario.
>ask to go to the toilet before they put the current on
>remove diaper
>return
>smug_pepe.jpwtfg
They execute him almost immediately after he's done eating so it wouldn't have time to turn into shit
the amount of shit that guy would have released at the moment of death would have been glorious
>one super-size order of McDonald's fries with extra ketchup
literally me
five guys fries are great but Mcdonald fries gets me like no other in some weird way.
When McDonald's fries are on point, they're fricking delicious. Like Freddy's, which has taken the place of Steak N Shake since the quality there has dropped off a cliff.
>When McDonald's fries are on point, they're fricking delicious.
very true, from personal experience though they only have a 1/5 chance of getting it right so if I am going to pick 1 fries as my final meal I am probably going to pick something safer.
This is the problem with fast food in general. Quality has taken a nosedive, unless you're named Culver's or Chic FIL A. I'm old enough to remember BK being top tier.
It's fine as long as you don't get pajeets or blacks.
>pajeets or blacks
American blacks, yes. The best McDonald's I've had in decades was the one up the road that was full of Africans that had just moved to America. They were kind and courteous, spoke perfect English, and my food was piping hot and fresh every fricking time. That lasted about two weeks and then I went up there and it was all replaced by American blacks. I'm sure the Africans had moved on to bigger and better things.
Funny. European bk is top tier. And doesn't staff darkies.
That's a fairly small meal for an average sized person
🙂
Imagine the mess the people handling his corpse had to clean up.
T bone steak and full set of Harry Potter movies
Eat the steak, use the bone to make a lock pick and shiv. Since the HP movies are several hours long I will have the time to pick the lock. Shank the first guard, shoot the second. Take the keys to his car and outfit, change into guard clothes and drive away. Stop at McDonalds for a celebratory meal, drive to Mexico, sell the car for millions of pesos and live as a king
would watch
This is basically the plot of the film "Law Imbibing Citizen"(2009)
>Law Imbibing Citizen
Sounds like a kino idea for a movie
Better start thinking on one because people are already pointing at each other and denouncing them to the party
a slice of good pizza, mountain of candied salmon and some hot wings, some fancy french fries, a bowl of my moms good pasta, a cup of chocolate milk and a cup of root beer, and a slice of ice cream cake for dessert
oh and id choose firing squad and I guess i would probably watch the lord of the rings trilogy too
Big rib eye steak with greens and mash potato's, A large NY pepperoni pizza, fried chicken with biscuits and gravy, plus a large slice of pumpkin pie with ice cream and fresh whipped cream, with a nice bottle of root beer.
Dollars trilogy for my movies, larp as Lee Van Cleef
I want to eat the right forearm of my executioner and some biscuits and gravy.
Really I don't think I'd take any pleasure from anything knowing death was right there.
Scary Movie 4 and 6 sleeves of oreos with a jug of milk of magnesia. Enjoy the mudslide, homosexuals.
>Implying anyone can kill me other than God
Frick the state up it's Satanic ass
>12 hours of kino
>food that needs to be finished in 15 minutes.
He should have added some bags of crisps and some beers for later
>21st century america
>firing squad
what
First Blood and Poutine
God I love poutine. I had when I visited Canada in 2011 and I've never had it proper since. I've had restaurants(I live in KY)that claim to make poutine, but it's nowhere near as good.
Isn't poutine literally just french fries with gravy
Cheese curds too.
>reddit pie and ice cream
>didn't order popcorn
cool that the guys gave him the bluray version though.
Ribeye Steak, rare, side of okra. Cold pilsner to drink, with blackberry cobbler topped with vanilla bean ice cream for dessert. My film(s) would be Predator and Planes Trains And Automobiles. If they only allowed one film, Predator.
>Firing squad
That's a smart man right there
>criminals murder innocent people
>treat them to gourmet dinner and a movie
Probably something I'm allergic to
Meal:
1l Pepsi
300g Maltesers
2 cans of YooHoo
200g Pringles Prawn wienertail
Movie:
La Soupe aux choux with a German dub, no subtitles.
>meal
come up with something better, mr Gordon Ramsay
Just ask for an edible key to the cell door I can't believe nobody has thought of this
What good is that if you've eaten it?
Underrated
>not asking for an edible gun, hacksaw, and getaway chopper
ngmi
>The Lord of the Rings Trilogy Theatrical version runs 9 hours and 17 minutes
Big brain thinking.
>do you really want to watch the extended editions, which comes to a grand total of 11 hours and 26 minutes?
Chippy
Is that chips/cheese/gravy with yorkshire pud?
it's chips and gravy, mushy peas and a steak and kidney pudding
I'm too much of a pussy to eat shit like kidney as an adult. Even though my Scottish mum used to feed is liver as kids (it was fricking disgusting).
Nothing
Eat while watching The Passion of the Christ
Carbonara with shrimp, garlic bread, 2 cans of coca cola and Suspiria.
I'd request a pair of those portable gas cooktops and the ingredients for spaghetti carbonara I'd then make myself. My kino would be the last episode of the original Tanoshii Moomin Ikka series.
A pizza topped with the worlds rarest mushrooms. While the guards were out scouring the earth for the rare truffles, I would fashion a key out of a cigarette
do americans really?
So where do the prison staff go to get these lavish meals? Do they hire a chef for the day? It's fine if they just want a happy meal but you aren't getting lobster tail from your local burger joint.
Don't be so sure. Americans have fast food chain for everything edible. Even bugs.
>edible
Eat teh bugs, chud.
>amerimutt food
Put the frick some veges or rice for christ sake you filthy greesy slob
this
Also remember to watch Twister during summer, there's still time anon!
Is this bald frick still avoiding collabing with sausageCHAD?
Don't have a clue, I'm not very into foodtube, sorry anon
Sunday Roast and Woman In A Dressing Gown
Just started reading lord of the rings. I'd ask them to let me read the whole thing to buy me some time while I snack on whoppers
Death is scary, bros. To exist for decades and then to just...stop. Wtf.
Just remember not to go into the light, it's a trap.
Shit keeps me up at night
Disney's Peter Pan
Cookies And Milk (Chips Ahoy)
Winter Light t. Bergman
>rack of dry rub ribs, potato au gratin, seafood rissotto, honey-glazed asparagus, rasberry cheesecake for dessert, pint of guinness
Thanksgiving Dinner: Turkey, mash potatoes, stuffing, etc. A side of chocolate cake. And a tall glass of water
Film? Hmm, maybe... Back to the Future?
full sunday roast like you'd get at a decent pub carvery, full selection of meats, turkey, ham, beef. loads of veggies and yorkshire puddings. ideally I'd like a pint of lager to wash it down but I'll take a glass of water and some orange juice if can't have that. maybe withnail and I as the movie.
>demand to watch the extended editions
>get a whole extra 24 hours to live
A tray of sausages and milkybars while watching The Plane Scene.
>Declined a last meal, saying that he was fasting, then changed his mind and accepted a meal tray consisting of salami, mustard, peanut butter, jelly, wheat bread, a snack bag of tortilla chips, and a drink of water with a juice packet.
KWAB
Anyone on Cinemaphile who would watch anything but The Dark Knight Rises should be put on death row.
Why in the world would a murderer want to watch LOTR right before being executed?
So he could die in his sleep.
>Submarine sandwich with chicken, peppers, and onions from my favorite pizzeria
>Small order of general tsos chicken
>Piece of cheesecake
>6 pack of yoohoos
>Jurassic Park and Last Temptation of Christ on blu ray
and wash it all down with a tender cut of the female ass that I flayed to get here in the first place.
>2 racks of bbq ribs
>potato dauphinoise
>ribeye steak medium well
>asparagus
>salt and pepper chips from a chinese takeaway
>vanilla cheesecake
>cookie dough ice cream
>small portion of magic mushrooms
>lotr extended editions
amendments
>large pack of strawberries
>large pack of raspberries
>large pack of blackberries
>crispy peking duck, with hoisin sauce and pancakes, cucumber and spring onion
>three cans of coca cola
>an elderflower drink
>a blue raspberry ice pop
>sour green apple candy
>1 gallon of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream
>Das Boot Director's Cut
pierogi, cheese pizza, mint with chokky chip ice cream and a cold beer
Gladiator
>last meal
>still not allowed any alcohol
honestly, it's a human rights violation
Does alcohol interfere with the lethal injection? there has to be a real reason
Nope.
It's also pretty hilarious that they swab the injection site first with rubbing alcohol before injection begins
>2 bottles of Whiskey
>Apocalypse Now
I live in Texas so I wouldn't get a last meal. They stopped doing it for budgetary reasons.
wrong
>In September 2011, the state of Texas abolished all special last meal requests after condemned prisoner and white supremacist Lawrence Russell Brewer requested a large and expensive last meal, but did not eat any of it, stating that he was not hungry.
you could make the claim that they were seething
>expensive
Hmm
Coke, Fanta, cream soda, gingerale on tap. Skagen. Shrimp/muzzle/pineapple/garlic/gorgonzola pizza. Pear, pistachio and mango flavour ice-cream. A bag of prunes.
I'd be watching Papillon and Alien
Black person homosexual sneed
dicky/netflix'sCUTIES
two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
>2 eggs scrabmled,
>hash browns,
>bacon,
>silver dollar pancakes with real maple syrup and blueberries,
>rye toast with butter
>coffee
and
>The Amazing Adventure [of Ernest Bliss] (1936)
*ruins it for everyone*
I'm allergic to peanuts so I'd eat a plate of those
Largest size chik-fil-a nuggies platter they'll let me get.
A quart sized jar of raw honey.
A gallon of Dr. Pepper.