What would guys want to see in the Dungeons & Dragons sequel? For me, it's Doric the druid

What would guys want to see in the Dungeons & Dragons sequel? For me, it's Doric the druid

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doric you say?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why doesn't Hollywood make more forest fae kino?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How did they cast a cute ginger in a movie in 2023?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She looks cute in this movie

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        frick her

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Such a qt.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She desperately needs to be creampied by a large white wiener.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don’t worry I’m headed to London this weekend. If I check every pub I’ll be sure to find her.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He said large, not enormous <3

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She should have her horns and tail amputated so she can look normal.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Those are handles anon

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It looks ugly and is not realistic.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So do you.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're on Cinemaphile. Everyone is ugly here.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You have to tell yourself that to keep on living. It's not true, bud.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stop lying to yourself

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You first. You are not among equals, kid.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Of course not. You're not just ugly but also moronic, since you like idiotic unrealistic shit.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not realistic? She turns into animals with magic

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Spoiler alert: magic doesn't exist.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And neither do tieflings

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Better wardrobe. Wardrobe was shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She should have been naked from shapeshifting. Would have felt more organic.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elliot Page 2.0 it is coming

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nope.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The pun in the corner isn't really a pun.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      False. She's too cute, the yids will force black her

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she's avoided it for a long while already

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lillis the monke

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She cute

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she has one of the cutest profiles I have ever when she has long hair.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's almost hilarious how terrible the writing of the movie was. I know you have to take inspiration from the source material, but just because the majority of DnD has been written by autist sloppers doesn't mean the movie had to

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Riding the bird guy to freedom was good
      Only part I liked

      The rest of the writing felt nauseating

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isekai

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought her name was "Dork" for like half the movie

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she cute but she can benefit from a boob job

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't change anything except her cutting her hair too short. I suppose if I HAD to choose it would be booba.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >fake booba
        Very disgusting and definitely an american thing.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fake tots have never been a deal breaker in the history of straight men ever.

          Waifu bait thread full of d&d homosexuals who thought the movie wasn’t serious enough lol.

          Movie was fun, I hope it gets a sequel with the exact same cast all playing completely different characters.

          Sequel would probably make a profit if they don’t get covid25’d, minimal woke if any, and this time don’t drop the ball with the marketing. Nobody knew about this outside of Cinemaphile and if they’d have released it in conjunction with BG3 and maybe advertised it to the proper demo it could have at least broken even.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Not releasing D&D movie around the BG 3 vidya release
            What the frick they were thinking?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >She's so sm0l a 33cl bottle of water looks like a dragon dildo in her hands
            wtf bros...just imagine.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More gay black Blacks

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    some kind of acknowledgement that it's getting made because of BG3 being a smash hit.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give us mind flayers and have one eat a female adventurer's brains. Bonus points if she makes ugly faces while it slurps her out.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what if a tentacle went in her pussy haha

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Doric you say?

      What is this even supposed to be a tiefling?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's not even red, what a scam

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Red hair

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            With years passing by your hair tend to darkens, you zoomer homosexual.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Red skin, frick off with you moronic bait

              Red hair

              Close enough I guess

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Red skin, frick off with you moronic bait
                I don’t think he was bait

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Get bent zoomer. Tieflings are supposed to look like whatever.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              4e homosexual

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Way to out yourself. It's 2e you gaymo

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How does an extraplanar crossbreed with fiendish ancestry become a druid, a mystic with deep connections to nature and the material plane?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like a question for >>>/tg/. I’ve been bothering them about shit like this since the movie came out. Just don’t mention the movie, they don’t like it.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong, I'm /tg/ and I like it.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tieflings, unless specifically from Hell/The Abyss, are native to the material plane. Furthermore, some Archdemons, such as Demogorgon or Baphomet for example, are associated with nature and animals and are nature deities. It could be very possible that Doric's mother (most likely since she was born on the material plane), was a Demogorgon worshipping prostitute who let a demon like a Bar'lgura shag her and produced Doric. This is the most likely scenario since it would provide an answer to Doric's monkey-like appearance. The rest is as simple as being abandoned and raised in a druid grove.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          DnD lore is moronic

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's been no race restrictions on classes since 3e.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's cute and all but why did she look so awkward the whole time?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's just her acting. ive noticed it in every movie ive ever seen her in. she kind of keeps this awkward smirk expression on her face and keeps her shoulders clenched/stiff at all time like she's embarrassed to be there.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks, it's the clenched shoulder thing I was noticing specifically.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks, it's the clenched shoulder thing I was noticing specifically.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I absolutely adore dorky girls. One time I called my gf a dork and she got really pissed because she didn’t know I meant it as a compliment.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Lillis is 5'0"
            Who is the other, much shorter girl so I can bride-kidnap her?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Franny and cailee are both 5’.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            cutecutecutecutecutecutecutecute

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              shes got that 90s aesthetic nailed too

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ywn
      IT'S OVER

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pitbawd

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >D&D
    >having sex scenes
    Sounds unlikely

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hasn't heard of bg3
      considering its success i wouldn't be too surprised if we get a R rated d&d movie eventually

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I couldn't watch more than 30 minutes of James Gunn D&D. I know people like to joke around and don't take D&D campaigns seriously. But when you turn it into a movie that's supposed to have serious stakes, I do not buy it at all and it's actually really annoying.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      critical role audience wants what it wants: lowbrow reddit quips and constant fourth wall breaks so they don't feel too "nerdy" while being failed normalgays and intruding in media that they hate.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based. Was there always Redditors or did Reddit create the type of person? Redditors literally funded all of Marvel and its copycat movies how are there so many?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that type of person always existed but they were naturally produced by their environments and life experiences. reddit is a culture bubble that manufactures them en masse the same way Cinemaphile cultivates incels with boards like LULZ. cultural indoctrination moving out of the real world and onto the internet was a mistake we're going to keep paying for: you will never live in or experience a harmonious world again while people are being are being packaged and compartmentalized into foreign ways of thinking that have no personal bearing on them of their environments. there cannot be peace while thousands of subcultures are fighting for scraps and groups are being alienated from one another by malicious monetary interests.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Stay real, stay noided, anon

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That person was basically the children of late 20th century middle class suburban America. It sat between the need to be unique in a conformist society. That period was the beginning of the end of monoculture. To make it in America you were not going to be a factory worker like your dad. The same as every dad in town. The world they were training you for was to be a special snowflake in a corporate America that demands infinite growth. It's a world that operates on superlatives. Always the best the most the greatest. You had to stand out in one way or another. You couldn't be too unique because then you are a weird outcast. Tone it down a little ya? You couldn't be too plain conformist because then you were unremarkable undesired unworthy of superlative labels. You were easily left behind forgotten about.
          The majority of the world aren't particularly gifted. Being a reddit nerd was a way to brand yourself as unique without actually having to possess any remarkable traits. You consumed enough pseudo intellectual trite to rattle off surface level factoids why applying your first year engineering compulsory general math and science knowledge to impress people. A nice party trick. You weren't that far degenerate that you had cum far goon cave like the more extreme neckbeard brethren of imageboards. Being a redditor was the compromise between conformity and uniqueness.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. include Volothamp "Volo" Geddarm

    2. Include Dragonborns (but make them Skyrim Dragonborns)

    3. No more making the minority characters op to compensate for the fact that they can't be mc because they are simply too dislikable, just make them as lame as they are irl.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I WANT A DORIC GF!

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh great this spam is back. Movie was trash, one of the top bombs of the year, won't be a sequel, cope seethe dilate etc

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too goofy and cartoony for me as well. GOT had a good balance of realism and magic shit.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What would guys want to see in the Dungeons & Dragons sequel?
    Sophia Lillis' anus.
    Sophia Lillis' vulva.
    Sophia Lillis' nipples.
    Sophia Lillis' toes.
    More Sophia Lillis' pits.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    damn from far away i thought it was Billie Eilish. Excited to see (her &) Hunty in the Kojima game

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What would guys want to see in the Dungeons & Dragons sequel?
    a TPK

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sequel
    Didn't the movie flop?

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope you did your part.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    b***h looks like Kaja Kallas, making muh dick hard

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn , hottie

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't see the first one, but fewer mutts would be a plus.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They glossed over a bunch of stuff, like leveling up, items, even proper spell casting mechanics. Didn't even have much for classic monsters or fan favorites. Everyone's back story was also pretty shit. The love interests where awful and of course the whole diversity hire shit too.
    Basically, it would be nice to see some much better writing and imagination around character depth and not hand waving mechanics from the game.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >leveling up
      Are you some kind of moron?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mechanically speaking, everyone in the movie was already a decently high level, save for arguably the wizard but that could also have been some failed skill checks.
        Leveling up is a core mechanic. Completely hand waved in the movie. It would have been nice to see some character development where new abilities/skills/spells are concerned. It's completely in line with the universe.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Levelling up only exists as a game mechanic.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That represents progress as you gain new abilities or skills. How do you not understand this concept?
            >I was born as a lvl 7 human fighter and I will never gain or lose any of my abilities or skills
            Real nice static world bro. Not addressing leveling up or progress denies characters the ability to progress and develop. And like I said before, if you're going to make media around dnd, it's a core fricking mechanic that cannot be ignored. Otherwise you're just making medieval fantasy content.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              And one of the characters progresses in skill as they go. People announcing "levels" in universe would be beyond moronic.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nowhere did I say they would be announcing their level. Just showing new skills and abilities in line with their class over time. That's it. There's even great potential for some jokes that head nod towards fans
                >How powerful would you say that wizard is?
                >On a scale of 1 to 20, I would say he's probably a 12

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The movie takes place over like a week.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Have you ever come into contact with dnd?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. And it takes a shitton of gold to gain a level.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wtf

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What? Are you too much of a zoomer to know how you're supposed to gain XP?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bro everyone uses milestone these days. Quit embarrassing yourself

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i don't dislike this idea, it just needs to be filled out a little. you've gotta decide if levels are representative of experiences or flat math. am i learning a new spell because i studied and studying granted me XP that contributed to my level up, or am i just magically made aware of how to throw a Fireball the instant i level up? cause if it's the latter, it'd be kinda sick to have them level up mid-combat and get themselves out of a bad situation with their newly acquired abilities. it'd be like the D&D equivalent of a mid-battle Zenkai in Dragon Ball.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doric a cute.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope she will be too druk to remember her lines in the next aswell.

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this movie getting "good" reviews was biggest psyop of recent years, absolutely abysmal

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's odd

    she looks even manlier with long hair

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate that slingshot weapon so much bros. I can suspend my disbelief for all kinds of magic frickery, but that slingshot is just garbage.

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not gay but homosexual's pretty cute

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me too, best character

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's next for her?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What's next for her?
      Jonathan Brandis biopic

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She is not pretty enough.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She is not pretty enough.

        He was a cool guy I hope he haunts your b***h asses.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Stop simping for a dead child star.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            > simping
            It’s called white knighting you zoomer butthole.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Drama school in London until next year.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But she's already been acting for years.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Can’t hurt. She’s probably using it as an excuse to get away from her family and get druk anyways.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She somehow looks simultaneously like a teenage girl and a 42 year old alcoholic man here.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              seems awfully specific. How old are you?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Neither alcoholic nor 42, but I know some

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So has Maisie Williams and she could still do with a few more lessons. There's always something more to learn.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can’t hurt. She’s probably using it as an excuse to get away from her family and get druk anyways.

        Irish princess built for Big Anglo wieners

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To fall in love with anon aka (you)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I knew it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        looks quite like Carla Juri here..

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine holding her between your arms...she's so sm0l & cute :3

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doric is a tielfing.

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wanna see her with hairy legs, pits, and other body hair, like a real druidess.

    And more body hair on the barbarian chick too.

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she's very mid. I cringe every time she's posted as a waifu
    you guys have low self esteem

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More tail. Why have her be a Tiefling when you not going to utilize the tail.

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More Doric in fewer clothes.

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what happened to you-know-who

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hmm

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    seek help

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doric a cute.

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    freckles

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Waifu bait thread full of d&d homosexuals who thought the movie wasn’t serious enough lol.

    Movie was fun, I hope it gets a sequel with the exact same cast all playing completely different characters.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Franny and cailee are both 5’.

      Imagine if Franny was cast as Dorics sister.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doric & Foric

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wat do?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hide bonar.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Poor soph. She was a good sport though.

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frogs

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whenever I see laezel I can't help of this of rygel from farscape

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to see this, bruv, it would make my heckin' day

    [...]

    Bussin' makes me feel good

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This post seems newhomosexualry concentrated at some level we could not even thing possible.

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >regular skinned tiefling
    cowards

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Completely new characters all played by the exact same cast. One of the biggest missed opportunities of the movie was they should have killed off a character then introduced a brand new one with the same actor and never acknowledge how alike they look

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What would guys want to see in the Dungeons & Dragons sequel?

    Dice rolling, long segments of people doing math, to determine if their attacks are going to land.

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cast actors i actually wanna watch portray D&D characters instead of a bunch of B-Listers and my love Sophia Lillis.

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does every adventure movie have a girl sperg with red hair

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >schizo has not been seen for nearly a month

    You think he's okay?

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when will you idiots realize she's a dyke? does she have to go full pugh?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They probably won't until she goes full Elliot

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Prove it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pugh is a dyke? This is news to me. Mind you bisexual doesn’t count as dyke. Some of my contemporaries even claim women can’t be gay, how do you feel about that?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pugh comes off as extremely straight and has had multiple relationships that were made public

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Florence Pugh is straight and has only had relationships with men, including being in one now.

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to know what kojima did with her body scans if he’s not using them for his vidya, she’s not listed here.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's in a different game

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