What would he be doing now if he had lived?

What would he be doing now if he had lived?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kevin James would not have a career.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    making kino

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dying.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    living in a van down by the river

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He was so self-destructive I cannot imagine him living long, even if he hadn't died when he did.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    winning best actor in the whale

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    eating something

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    probably woulda been a trumper chud like everyone else in the early 90s Sandler SNL crew

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      his brothers are both rightwingers so probably pretty likely. his one brother starred in this STICK IT TO THE LIBKEKS kino playing a parody of Michael Moore

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >ask a benign question
      >enter thread to have an incel meltdown about "trumpers" and "chuds" without anyone else mentioning them

      Why are you like this?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        leftists are mentally ill
        their religion is id politics, their god is george floyd and their priests are troons

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Medicare commercials on daytime TV.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Those ads are sad, but hopefully he got paid enough. Gotta love the random photo of a lion.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Continuing to hone his comedic craft of making self depreciating fat jokes and yelling really loudly

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Would've just won best actor for the Whale with zero prosthetics

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      its either this or he woulda lost weight and it woulda made him unfunny because a skinny Chris Farley is just wrong. either way ya look at it his best option was pulling a Belushi and dying young and going out on top a legend. he woulda tarnished his lecagy if he was still around today doing the same tired LOL FAT GUY ACTING CRAZY shtick in his 50s

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        shit, it was tiresome before he died, a one trick pony

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he would be shitposting on Cinemaphile dunking on the troony jannies

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    vax death 100%

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Down by the River Podcast presented by FanDuel

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he would have ruined Shrek with his flat delivery

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that was terrible. It totally missed the appeal of Chris Farley. He wasn't an annoyed straight man, that was David Spade, he was supposed to be over-the-top and goofy. And a big part of his humor was the (cocaine-fueled) physical comedy of having a big fat guy moving so energetically, which isn't unusual or funny in animation.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >What would he be doing now
    Heroine, cocaine, heroine and cocaine, and/or something stronger.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He missed out on fent, he went way too early.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wish we coulda got a few more Farley/Spade buddy comedies

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Never got why Tommy Boy is beloved but nobody likes Black Sheep, they’re basically the same movie only I guess Tommy Boy has a bit more heart

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That audience reaction would be completely different today

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >What would he be doing now if he had lived?

    Probably working with Adam Sandler and his crew. He'd never make it though.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sure he would have made it, had the addictions stayed under control.
      Norm, Sandler, Spade, Carvey, Hartman--they all thought he was exceptionally talented. Norm said he was the funniest person around. The problem was he became the 'guy who just falls down and screams', especially by his last year of SNL, and the other side of his ability--like the earnest sensitivity of the Chris Farley show sketches were he was an awestruck fan interviewing celebrities was gone. SNL in 94-95 was a disaster generally, the show nearly got cancelled and most of the cast was axed, but I'm sure he would have ended up in a good, balanced comedic spot before the end of the decade

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Did Family Guy go too far with this one?

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Most likely he would have been MeToo'd by some half-assed female comic who Farley had real feelings for but acted "inappropriate".

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It would be either this or working with Adam Sandler. If you're in Hollywood today you need to be able to avoid clout chasing women and he just seems like the type to have fallen for a honeytrap.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He wouldn't.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Probably would have started doing more serious roles, Also the Shrek series would have been different had he lived

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