What Would Shakespeare think of this movie?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >big boobs

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He'll jerk off with the guy because he was a homosexual if he even was real and not a bunch of anonymous writers works put together

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when tumblr arrives with its demented ravings
      just have a nice day now, save time

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably love it

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He'd freak out over the moving pictures and cry about witchcraft probably

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lesbians!?

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He would be flabbergasted that a woman would be performing as herself, rather than a man performing as a woman (there were no female actors in his plays)

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was this supposed to be a modern take on a Shakespeare play or something?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of Shakespeare is basically romantic comedy based on misunderstandings and wacky scenarios

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it has similarities to much ado about nothing, but tbh that's like saying that a modern slasher movie has similarities to john carpenter's halloween

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shakespeare was the popular entertainment of his day so he’d probably love the schlock

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Syd has great comedy eyes

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what was the deal with the ATM in his apartment?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2024
      >not having a home bank

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Read the prequel tie in novel to find out

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They'll explain it in GTA 6.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liketh the titeth.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shakespeare wrote for the audience and didn't refrain from emphasizing beauty as needed so he'd approve of it because it fits the criteria of a popular, entertaining work

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf thats my wife he's groping

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHO GIVES A FRICK

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone actually see this?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've watched it.

      It's good enough for a stock standard romcom. Something inoffensive to put on for your wife or gf.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      150m box office

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It made USD 154 mil on a 25 mil budget, it was a big fricking box office hit

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        the amount of you freak fricks in every thread obsessing over how much money some israelites made with their slop is disturbing.
        unless you work for them or have investments associated with them I've no idea why you'd be so focussed on the amount of money a film has made.
        it certainly isn't a meter for quality.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're on Cinemaphile, moron. Frick off or stop complaining about BO posters.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Box office is a metric that has relevance in its own way moron, it directly addresses the other guy's question

            cope, you're as bad as the manlets obsessing over celebrity heights and lying to themselves about how they're really big guys, and everyone else is just faking it.
            wonder if they do the same thing out in public, walking on tiptoes and carrying a periscope so they can see over the tops of people's shoes.
            tv and film is about tv and film. do you even watch any of it or just sit on shitty sites spilling out figures so you can brag about a company you have nothing to do with making more of a profit than another one you have nothing to do with.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Stop your bullshit rant on what ppl talk or not talk about. Box office IS an interesting, relevant aspect of movies and your comment is just nonsensical bullshit. Nobody gives a shit about the studios themselves

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                MY film just scored 450 billion!!!!! of which 0.00 will go to me
                yours only scored 430 billion lol ur a loser!
                yeah but yours might have scored 450 billion but yours cost 120 million and mine only cost 80 million
                and - and - and the marketing was probably another 150 million even though I have no evidence of that whatsoever!!!
                yeah well my pokemon has 40 in lighting and yours only has 30!!!!
                well mine has 50 in water and yours has like 20!!!!!
                infantile

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not the point of discussing/point out box office performances at all, dummy. It's relevant bc it shows how popular or not a movie is, genre/ratings trends and so on. Unmoron yourself stat

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >my pokemon has fire 80!
                >yours only has fire 60 lmao
                you sound feminised, either you've been castrated or you're a woman. either way, low iq pokemon obsessor

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                How would you answer the question of whether a film was popular (which is what was asked) without referring to its box office takings?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Box office is a metric that has relevance in its own way moron, it directly addresses the other guy's question

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why did you swear in this post?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because you're a bot/NPC

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://vocaroo.com/1fcgR6u2aJTy

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shakespeare wouldnt say anything he'd listen, which is what no one else did.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    would shakespeare pen a masterpiece about this tragic mogging?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      can't look at a slant girl without thinking of that octupus stretching the eye video.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what fricking meme phone is that? I bet it's sumsong shit

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        foldable one, girls like it because it's like a makeup mirror.
        costs quite a bit

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >1k+ for a meme that breaks after 100 folds
          might as well just get a iphone at this point. fricking morons.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not tragic since White girls always mocked non Whites. This is nothing out of the ordinary.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can anyone tell me if this guy is a israelite so I know I should avoid it? From the face the answer is sadly yes. It appears the israelites gave out beautiful Aryan princess to one of the members of their disgusting reptilian species.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's obviously not a israelite

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      from texas, uses his real name which is the same as his dad's name, played football, and hasn't been overly or unusually successful.
      seems not to be one.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >From the face the answer is sadly yes
      Would love to hear your spergy explanation of this. Also post your face and body.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Powell
      He's Welsh, the whitest race on Earth.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine Sydney Sweeney running her finger down your chest and stomach like that while maintaining eye contact with a smirk on her face. I'd probably bust a nut.

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