What would you ask for, Cinemaphile?
I wouldn't ask for anything. I would listen. Because that's what nobody else did.
the zone steps out of the shadows to congratulate you
you passed the test
now what's your wish, anon?
I listen again
lmao nice, you won the biggest ribbon
What does the Zone want though?
personally i want the stalker 2 video game to not be terrible when it comes out someday
What does the Zone want though?
I think The Zone wants what was written here:
happiness for everybody, free, and no one will get away unsatisfied, duh.
The Stalker suggests that his compatriots only survived the zone because they were good people, which is why someone saying
>happiness for everyone
is really strange to me. Should evil people be happy? Why would someone want that, unless they were evil.
no, they're happy to be horrible pieces of shit.
thusly most wishes end up as monkey's paws. that's how the video game handled it
>they're happy to be horrible pieces of shit.
Yeah, I feel that way about Cinemaphile, and that's probably why I don't like them. If everyone was nice to each other, wouldn't everyone be happy? They would, and so the reason it doesn't happen is because these people don't want happiness, so they're not good people.
my anons are bros
sorry zone, but yet another has eluded your esoteric grasp!
*folds arms smugly as you fade away crying into homosexuxal aether*
>my anons are bros
If that's true then why are you replying to me? If you had someone to speak to then you wouldn't. The truth is there's no one worth speaking to. I will be fading away by filtering this thread. I don't have a second thread open. You can go lie to someone else, because I don't like liars.
i have no friends lmao
these are only relative bros
(yous) aren't friends, though i glean many
you can go back to your discords or whatever and get your booty licked with roleplays in asterisks
No amount of being nice will make up for your physical limitations.
I've seen Stalker, and that's how I know you don't ask for anything; The Room gives you what you want most.
love her :3
I do too, and that's why I saved images of her. It was so I could look at her. That's the reason. I don't really want to see anyone else. I think I would know what The Room would give me. It's possible that I'll end up dead too, because it's another way of getting what I want.
That's exactly what happens in this movie (spoiler alert for anyone who hasn't seen it). It had my waifu, of course, and that's why I bring it up. If you can't get what you want in this life then you will in the next, and that's why someone might hurry there.
yeah well obviously the room is going to give OP a room where you can ask for something. duh
Right now i just want a granola bar thanks
>get called an incel on Cinemaphile
>start getting self conscious about my virginity
>know it's not even a tranny/roastie calling me it but probably just another virgin shitposter trying to get me angry
>get angry anyways
How do I get over this? God fucking damn it. I'm 22 and my dad is putting pressure on me to lose it. He recently caught me watching a vtuber and thought it was a cartoon until he figured out what I was really watching. I don't think he was angry, but he was really disappointed. He also hates it when I watch streamers too but Jerma unironically helped me get through high school since I was bullied constantly. It made me feel like I had a friend at home and the community didn't constantly berate me like the kids at school. Streamers in general really helped with my depression growing up.
I still live at home and depend on my parents and they know I'm not bringing any girls over. He's started calling me "Virgy" in public and around my friends instead of referring to me by my real name. It's getting annoying.
He used to play baseball while he finished his degree so I tried to show him how competitive e-sports were while I was watching Smash evo and he just asks "Aren't you a little too old for Nintendo?"
Don't know if copy pasta but listen:
Your boomer dad can fuck right off. Nothing you ever do will be enough for him, so don't waste your life trying to make him proud. It is literally impossible without becoming exactly like him. On the virginity thing: if you're so worried about it just fuck a prostitute, women today are not worth it. Focus on your studies, get a job, make money, build a future for yourself bc no one else will do it for you.
Good luck bro.
your dads on your case because he's seen people like you hit their 40s and put a fucking bullet in their head or go full fledged alcoholic
those streamers don't give a shit about you it's not a healthy thing to be relying on
why does being a virgin make you angry? God loves you.
Another cool room like that where I could ask for anything.
I want infinite wishes
I want my fucking ex back, godammit.
>happiness for everybody
I'm really not sure how someone can browse this site and still wish for everyone to be happy. Yeah, I'm really confused. I've been here on Cinemaphile the longest and that's like the last thing I would wish for. Anyone who deserves to be happy will acquire it (there's nobody like that on Cinemaphile), so I wouldn't need to wish for it. Must be someone's first day.
Yea, its like make-a-wish always says, only kids who deserve cancer get cancer.
I'm guessing you're not a spiritual person if you think getting cancer is some horrible thing. You get cancer and die and then you're chilling in Heaven; What's so bad about that?
In my experience, the only people afraid of dying are bad people, so Cinemaphile should be afraid.
Getting cancer is easy, if its so good why don't you pursue it?
>if its so good why don't you pursue it?
Nice try but I'm a smoker so I'm pursuing it. You were essentially guessing because you're not an intelligent person. Please go speak to someone else. The entire board is missing for me so I'm pretty easy to avoid.
>Nice try but I'm a smoker so I'm pursuing it.
Unless you are smoking pure asbestos, you are not pursuing it very efficiently, if it is so good, your goal should be to have cancer tomorrow, not in your 80s.
>I'm really not sure how someone can browse this site and still wish for everyone to be happy. Yeah, I'm really confused. I've been here on Cinemaphile the longest and that's like the last thing I would wish for.
He is my light and my salvation.
>go into the room really fucking hungry
>it just materializes a fucking plate of spaghetti
The wish-granter is seriously the most fucked up concept in fiction.
>have to sacrifice someone else to an anomaly so you can even reach it.
>turns out your biggest wish was just for your dumb brother to die.
I'd wish I could throw my enemies into the meat grinder
There is NOTHING more pathetic, believe me gentlemen, than larping as a christer on 4chizzle.
How does "larping" as a christian even work? You wanna be a christian you can be one, its not like being part of a Biker Gang or something like that, we dont have membership lists.
It works exactly like paid Christian Apologists but with chantards instead of people who fell for a more traditional pyramid scheme.
a better movie
I got super drunk tonight and hit my gf while telling her that I don't love her anymore. It felt really good, bros.
The zone would make afterlife real
>After leaving the zone, you collapse dead. Your body is found by a crazed nut you dries out your corpse, uses your skin for leather to make a pair of gloves he uses to throw people into his meat grinder
that's quite a stretch but I was really saying I don't need a wish to satisfy my desire
Prime Mllie and Prime Emma Watson. Don't ask questions.
Don't be greedy.
have you seen the leaks
Toy Chica is a real life-sized sex toy product sold in stores
>You fall through the floor into a similar looking room below, but you cannot get back up and nobody can hear you calling out, asking for help
Luckily I have another wish coming, so I will just wish for another room where I can wish for anything I want.
That's from the game and it was dumb.
The wish-granter isn't supposed to do some monkey-paw ironic twist BS. It knows your most intimate thoughts and desires and gives you what you truly wish for which is usually not what you would admit even to yourself.
So for at least 80% of Cinemaphile it would probably just kill the anon in question.
The entire middle-east (israel very much included) is swallowed by a giant desert goddess's anus
The answer to this always haunts me. I fear what I want is nothing. I would ether drop dead upon crossing the threshold, be blinked out of existence, removed from history entirely, or maybe it would just delete everything. The results are are the same, nothing.
The writer and the professor were pussies for not entering the room.
deep down they only had coomer fantasie
the sand in front of the wish granter kind of looking like boobs was enough for them
Rename Kyiv back to Kiev
If AI movies ever become a thing I would remake every Tarkovsky movie but with Kanye West and ending it with Kim Kardashian. LITERALLY every Tarkovsky movie would not change, in fact it would become transcient, better,
>I'm gonna kill this bright lad because I'm angry at his father, myself and the humanity as a whole
What's the hell was Red's problem?
The kid wasn't human. Not really. Only after he killed him did Red realise that he committed actual murder.
Well he had no moral dilemmas when it came to fucking other non human.
a girl who farts constantly and wants to facesit me all the time
I guess I'd ask for some context, since (You) can't be bothered to provide any.
you're a fuckin nerd
art film called STALKER by andrei tarkovsky loosely based on the novel roadside picnic by the strugatsky brothers
probably better known for the 3 FPS games inspired by the novel and film, shadow chernobyl, clear sky, and call of pripyat
I'm a 'nerd' for *not* knowing obscure films & games, huh? Okay.
you type like a homosexual with your inappropriate apostrophes and asterisks at least
the games are popular
it's one of the most famous art films around
spoonfeeding is kinda gay, especially when you can so easily just reverse image search
i was gonna spoonfeed you even more but yeah you're gay
funny how everyone else itt knew what it was NERD
ohhhh you. that's muh anon
I would ask for marijuana to be extremely poisonous to humans unless if they are suffering from cancer or schizophrenia
>films guys in industrial park
Is it that easy?
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