What would you do, /misc/?
What would you do?
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What would you do, /misc/?
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shid my pants
>this
>then buff my fists with the shit and start swinging for his chin
>with a follow up of brutal GBH until he's death snoring in a puddle of his own blood
>then continue to give him crapper clonks until PIGS try to take me away
>run off with me shitmitts bruised, bloodied, and bumbum browned
or just use a gun, it's easier
Do you get bullied a lot or something, OP? Why have you made this thread like 100 times?
I'd fight him, I hate young guys with something to prove. I used to be one until i got my ass kicked.
Roast him on his hairline.
dunno say something about him balding
You don't know who you're fucking with pal
He should've played Joel.
Rape him in the bussy
I'd fight him, I know from experience I'd rather be injured than have to live with the shame of not standing up for myself and letting myself be bullied by some punk.
Whenever people say shit like this, I think about that webm where two blacks get into a fist fight. The guy that loses leaves and then comes back later with a gun to shoot the other guy. Hopefully that happens to everyone that thinks that fighting is cool. I see at least two homos in this thread.
When the guy comes at you with a gun, just leave and come back with a bigger gun.
Fighting solves everything
can’t compare morons to humans though
youre just stooping to their level if you challenge them. you have nothing to prove, monkey. if a woman thinks down on you, find a better woman
>New York
>not carrying a gun
ISHYGDDT
It's crazy how casually Americans talk about shooting each other. That's why I never even want to visit that third world country.
Who said anything about shooting someone?
>Shooting in self defense is bad
Peak Eurocuck mentality
I'm glad you dislike the mentality because I think it's a good one and this is the opposite:
Don't reply to me again because I don't speak to Americans. I need to go remove what little of the board is left.
>I'm glad you dislike the mentality because I think it's a good one
Enlightened Euro argumentation, everyone.
>You shouldn't be able to defend yourself because other people use guns irresponsibly
Dimwitted take
There is nothing more pretentious than the foreigner who denigrates Americans while not identifying their own cunt. You're either turd world or you live in a cucked country that is just 20 years behind America on the cultural enlightenment scale.
I think of what my father always taught me; “Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas.”
my father taught me if someone you don't know gets within 3 feet of you out at night when they don't need to be, assume the worst and throw a 1-2.
1. Wouldn't have started shit with him in the first place, to avoid situations just like this with retards I don't know, who aren't worth my time
2. Would have stood up and squared up immediately if he threatened me (I lift and am not flabby like CK)
3. I carry so if his gay buddies joined in they'd get lit up
I learned to box like 18 months ago. I've been in 2 fights since then. I would stupidly escalate this, and get in a fight.
>you get sued or guy gets butthurt and stalks/harasses you
>guy gets permanently injured or killed and you have to live with that on your conscience
>you get permanently injured or killed because he pulled out a gun or his buddy sucker punched you from behind
Not worth starting shit with anyone, there is literally no reason to fight even if you know you can win. I used to box, am huge, still lift, I can probably comfortably win against 80% of dudes. Still would never fight unless I had to. Just looking like you can fight is a good enough deterrent, no one has fucked with me since I was a teenager and I'm 34. And I prefer to keep it that way. Just leave me alone and I leave you alone, that's all I want.
>Not worth starting shit with anyone
It's true. I've been poor my whole life and been around every race of person. You learn that you should never fight anyone because even if you win, they might fuck you up later with a weapon. Maybe with a group. Fighting is dumb shit for stupid people. I'd rather everyone else fight and kill each other and leave me alone. I'd only fight if someone I cared about was in danger.
this doesnt happen to you when youre a gigachad, so ill never experience this
That's very lucky of you, gigachad. I've never had my ass kicked because I've always been the biggest guy but I'm not gigachad.
I can believe it but I bet the little guy didn't touch him because Louis could kick his ass.
i just saw a youtube of louis where he said this happened to him in real life, and just like the show, the guy was skinnier and shorter than him.
Kick the shit out of the bald dude
Half the thread for one decent response
Get my ass kicked. It didn't seem like a death threat and I'd be able to take time off work and score some pity points with my friends and family.
>”last week gay”
They’re a bunch of white frat boys. The worst they’ll do is beat you unconscious and leave you alone and humiliated.
>you have to live with that on your conscience
where do you think you are
It's not about who can win the fight, it's about who has more to lose. Imagine you're a six and a half foot tall heavyweight champion of the world, you'd still lose everything or get prison time for attacking a kid. at worse he gets suspended or juvie which he probably already has done.
just do the right thing, stomach your pride, follow him home, then six months later cut his car breaks or nail his dog to his front door
Wtf dude the dog dindu nuffin to you.
Based POOPOOPEEPEE Chad.
Turn around and poop so hard he gets knocked back 15 feet by the sheer force of my turd projectiles.
Even if he survives, his will to fight will be broken.
Never, I always won all my fights you little twink
>shriek in animalistic rage
>fling the table up as hard as I can, he backs away and barely dodges it, chick I'm with gets hit in the face and falls to the floor
>grab my chair
>hurl it at him as hard as I can
>he catches it but sprains his wrist, chair leg is pointed at his face
>leap at him
>slam the chair, forcing the leg into his eye socket
>repeatedly slam it, gouging out his brains through his eye
>his body goes limp and crumples to the floor
>grab the ice cream machine and drop it on his body
>he explodes, makes a crunch sound and gibs like in gmod
>his friends gasp and back up toward the door
>grunt and look at them, wild-eyed
>pick up his femur, crack it against the diner counter so it becomes a bone spear
>pitch it at his friend and impale him against the door so he can't leave
>run toward his friends, one pulls a knife
>swat it out of his hand and rip his jugular with my teeth
>he squirms around on the floor for a few seconds, blood squirting everywhere, then passes out
>pick up the knife and stab his other friends until they stop moving
>bitch regains consciousness enough to catch the end of my rampage
>screams "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? YOU'RE AN ANIMAL!!"
>run on all fours toward her while grunting and screeching like a cracked out chimp
>pull her pants down and start raping her, already have a massive steely erection from all the violence
>she starts shouting so I slam her head into the tile flooring until she shuts the fuck up
>pull out my cock and ejaculate all over her body
>beat my chest and whoop like a gorilla
>walk outside and take a cab home
I love the deranged, creative things anons come up with on this site. Thank you for the laughs, fren.
I am astounded by how many men in America think that if you throw the first punch, you are completely in the wrong legally and you should never do so.
If the man is within 2 feet of your personal space and brings up violence against you, you are in fact allowed to instantly escalate to punching him on the spot.
You can't beat him unconscious of course, but to pretend that you HAVE to abide by middle school zero tolerance rules is ludicrous.
>"THAT'S MY PURSE, I DON'T KNOW YOU"
>*open fire*
>6'4, 250lbs
>been lifting since high school
>disheveled appearance complete with hobo beard
>deep, gravely voice because I rarely speak
>one of my old coworkers said I look like a serial killer
I never get challenged by anyone and people tend to avert their eyes when I approach. It sucks because I actually want to be more outgoing and make friends but I feel like I i'd be wasting people's time.
people like big guys, just go for it
You're a big guy
Normies are stupid as fuck. You may look like a tweaker or something at worst but serial killers are almost never disheveled or outwardly intimidating, that's how they kill by being put together or unassuming
stab his eye with a fork
Glass him, it's the only way out for louie in that situation
Gouge his eyes out. His friends might kick the shit out of me, maybe even kill me, but for the rest of his life, whenever hus blind ass is fumbling around for something he needs he'll remember me.
Say nothing, take out phone, dial police.
Do not escalate unless he does.
If he starts swinging, I’d do my best to stab his neck as many times as I could before his buddies jump in and murder me.
something similar happened to me in Maidstone, a disgusting little town in the disgusting county of Kent, England.
I was like 20 and smoking outside of my flat when like 8 teenagers came up to me and one, the leader I suppose, put on his MC Devvo voice and said 'you got a fag' and came right up to me trying to move my shoulder with his, he kept trying to size me up at the same time. meanwhile my cigarette burnt down and as he walked off, he said 'yooooo hes got it on butlins dirty guy JHEEEEEZE'
i was pretty offended, i clearly still am, but it was probably the best course of action to do very little considering how extremely outnumbered I was oh and the fact I am not even slightly strong lol
I also keep a knife clipped to my waistband under my shirt so I don't see this situation getting too bad for me, also I'm 6'2 so normies never start shit
shoot him