What would you do as a Marty in this hard situation?

What would you do as a Marty in this hard situation?

Tip Your Landlord Shirt $21.68

Black Rifle Cuck Company, Conservative Humor Shirt $21.68

Tip Your Landlord Shirt $21.68

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would do the deed

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i would create a time paradox to see if it destroys the universe.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I watched Dark so I’m definitely not going to try and create any more paradoxes than I already created by being dumb enough to time travel in the first place. Time travel seems like actual hell.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If BttF followed Dark's time travel model and Marty fricked his mother, that would just mean that he always was his own father to begin with.
        It would also mean that no matter what he does in the past won't chance his future, because that's what always happenend anyway.
        Doesn't make for a good comedy, unless maybe you add a guy witrh an eyepatch.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For scientific research purposes only of course.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would start the Dark series

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get my dick sucked. She's ready to go. Look at her. That's not a problem, is it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Get my dick sucked. She's ready to go. Look at her.
      Girls weren't like that in the 50s

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Girls have always been like that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah they were. Humans have always been like that. Look at the fricking Roman Empire.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Look at the fricking Roman Empire.
          that was lead poisoning, mostly.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >what is Tetraethyllead

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Girls weren't like that in the 50s

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How naive.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Bullshit. Even in the late eighties it was a big deal if a girl sucked dick. You had to go to a prostitute for that unless you were extremely lucky.

        this

        sucking dick was invented in the late 90s
        before that it was unthinkable for women to suck dick

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Girls weren't like that in the 50s
        My great grandmother wrote a book about her life growing up in the 30's
        In it at one point she was working in a nightclub run by gangsters and said that most women there (both working and visiting were pretty open with sexual stories and stuff going on even back then.

        Women have always been prostitutes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Girls have always been like that.

      Bullshit. Even in the late eighties it was a big deal if a girl sucked dick. You had to go to a prostitute for that unless you were extremely lucky.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Oy vey! The sexual revolution! No normal woman sucked wiener before we made Linda Lovelace do it!
        Like, come on dude, I've watched Grease. You're telling me none of those bawds sucked dick? Because they all did. Except for that one bawd who got pregnant. She should've been smart and sucked dick instead. Smart chicks suck dick!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nancy Reagan was the best wienersucker in Hollywood. sucking dick has been around since there's been dick.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Become my own father

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    watching this scene as a youngster was like whatever it's still back to the future. later on however, it was seriously fricked up. what did they mean by this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jews have been pushing incest for decades now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >pushing
        Nobody forced you degenerates to wanna frick your own mothers and sisters. Take accountability. ' ze bad moovie made me molest my sissster!' frick you kek.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Quickly become a motherfricker.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    look at it this way. she's already pushed you out of her c**t when you were born so it's not THAT weird that you go back in for a bit.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she has the face of a man, eww!

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know about me

    But I know what a japanese man would do

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why are the japanese horny bastards

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd at least trade handies.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >movie made by israelites
    >it's about incest

    I get that incest was practice by pretty much every culture to some extent, but damn man why are israelites so fricking into it all the time?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some, that's how israelites are made. We were going to tell you when the time was right but life doesn't always pan out as you expect.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Knock her out and run away.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >GET YOUR FILTHY GASH AWAY FROM ME, prostitute!

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    STOP LETTING HIM GET AWAY WITH IT

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would probably have to bang my Mom if she looked like that

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She looks so fertile, it would be unnatural NOT to.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If this chick was my own mother, I'd still frick her with no rubber
    And cum inside her and have a son and a new brother
    At the same time and just say that it ain't mine

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd buy bitcoin

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    finger and kiss
    then kiss some more
    then eat pusy
    then kiss some more
    then frick pusy
    then cuddle

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >”Hey you, get your damn hands out of her vegana and ass”

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >George! Help me! I can't take another fisting!

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well, she's clearly into me, so the original "mock rape" plan isn't going to work. I guess I start making out with her and once she's out of her dress I stick it in her butt and hope she's never done that before and starts screaming for help, bringing my dad running to rescue her from me.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would frick her immediately then return to the present and watch her realise that her son looks exactly like the guy who railed her in every pose possible when she was 16
    note for morons: you can have sex without cumming inside

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you can have sex without cumming inside
      And why would you want to do that?

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had to get it on. She was making a move.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Had he not known she was his mother, he 100% would've.
    Guys with hot moms will very often find girls with similar features to their mom.
    I mean they themselves are proof that those features worked, so why not?

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I forgot about this fricking movie
      They guy mid-transforming into monster scared the shit out of me as a kid

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *