Start beating the shit out of Bob Odenkirk WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP slam his head agsinst the floor and spin hi m around by his back legs SLAP SLAP SLAP against david cross forehead better call an ambulance
Seriously though, just imagine it. If just as you were sitting down to dinner you pulled out a gun and shot both of them right in the head. Executed them there. You'd be famous. Worldwide. "Crazed maniac kills two beloved actors for unknown reasons". You'd probably get a Wikipedia page. It would be headline news for at least a month. You'd be immortal.
People say I look like david cross so i'd probably pitch him the idea of being his stunt double, gain his trust over time, then in 10 years after slowly making myself look and act more and more like david cross I will kill him, consume his blood, flesh, and ground up bones, and become david cross at which time I will seek out a new look alike that I know secretly will do the same thing to me to keep the line of david cross alive another 52,603 years.
Ask David Cross if he remembers Gavin McInness speaking Chinese when they went to see a movie that one time (David Cross didn't believe he was actually speaking Chinese and said he was being racist).
Bob... the foot thing. I don't need to even elaborate.
People say I look like david cross so i'd probably pitch him the idea of being his stunt double, gain his trust over time, then in 10 years after slowly making myself look and act more and more like david cross I will kill him, consume his blood, flesh, and ground up bones, and become david cross at which time I will seek out a new look alike that I know secretly will do the same thing to me to keep the line of david cross alive another 52,603 years.
I'd ask David cross to leave because he's an insufferable asshole irl.
>Ching chong Bing bong general tso
*Holding back eyes with fingers*
Point to Saul >Don't have a heart attack, buddy, I won't tell anyone
>OMG IS THAT PAUL FARTMAN FROM BETTER FART SHART?? >I NEEED TO CONSOOOOM WITH HIM!! HAHA!! BETTER FART SHART!! YOU THINK HED LIKE MY BETTER SHART SAUL TOY COLLECTION? I EVEN HAVE THE LIMITED EDITION SHART POOPMAN ACTION FIGURE! >YOU THINK HED LIKE IF I MADE BETTER POOP ON SAUL JOKES EVERY TEN seconds?? WERE LIKE BEST FRIENDS
It's not original, and it's not even long enough to be a pasta you try hard morongay.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
How long are you going to keep this assblastery up before fleeing the thread? I want to know incase this takes a while, I have somewhere to be in about half an hour.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I'm not the same anon you're flailing at, just calling you a try hard gay wants to force a pasta so you can feel important. >frogtard has "somewhere to be"
lol moron you ain't doing shit.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
So like ten minutes or so?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>he needs time to explain why his forced not-pasta that's taken from something else needs be part of le ebin chan culture XD
You're a sad retard with nothing original to say.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I can assure you, what I am about to type is extremely keyed and locked, schway even. A complete gem.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>I can assure you, I'm retarded
We know that already. Come up with a new may-may, might even get you reddit gold.
it was pretty funny when Cross went on getting doug with high and talked about his experiences smoking crack instead of talking about smoking weed.
i hate them both but it was funny
That's hilarious. Man I forgot about that show. Time flies. I met Benson in 2017. We walked 2 blocks to the same store after I said hello to him on the street. Friendly dude.
> Odenkirk
I'd like to talk to him about working in The Larry Sanders show
I hate this retarded gay meme. I don’t like eating with people, and “dinner” for me is usually at 11pm or midnight and is something like a couple cans of tuna or a sandwich and chips
I’d rather have a couple drinks with these dudes and then I’ll go home and order a burrito for “dinner” via Uber eats
I would most likely sedate them then secure arms, legs and torsos to the chairs with high quality thick rope. Once they awoke I would discuss the idea of karma with them and ask them if they’ve ever felt in their life like they were being punished for the things they’ve done. Regardless of their answer I would likely begin to cut off the body parts, cook them in front of them, then force them to eat with the threat of further mutilation (i obviously would not stop right away). Unsure how far I would take this.
For that same amount of money, I could fuck a really attractive prostitute. Why would I pay money to hangout with millionaires who play make believe for a living? I care more about what the guy catering the movie set thinks over some out of touch le actor auteur fag.
slowly but surely talk more and more about how my gf left me and i have no reason to live and doom and despair and then i PULL A FUCKING GUN AND THREATEN TO KILL MYSELF
not sure what after that. just thought it would be funny
slowly but surely talk more and more about how my gf left me and i have no reason to live and doom and despair and then i PULL A FUCKING GUN AND THREATEN TO KILL MYSELF
not sure what after that. just thought it would be funny
Do you want to talk about it anon? Some people are jerks but there are those who care
you could literally make more money just signing some memorabilia and not have to hang out with some asshole for a few hours. why even do this. like just sign some ties from the goodwill with "better call saul!" and throw that shit on ebay holy hell
I drink myself into a stupor as usual and spew up on them after barely finishing my meal. Then I crawl home on my hands and knees to pour another tall spirit.
pitch a show to them, why else would you waste money on this?
Start beating the shit out of Bob Odenkirk WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP slam his head agsinst the floor and spin hi m around by his back legs SLAP SLAP SLAP against david cross forehead better call an ambulance
Seriously though, just imagine it. If just as you were sitting down to dinner you pulled out a gun and shot both of them right in the head. Executed them there. You'd be famous. Worldwide. "Crazed maniac kills two beloved actors for unknown reasons". You'd probably get a Wikipedia page. It would be headline news for at least a month. You'd be immortal.
>david cross
>beloved
Yeah but you’d have to go to jail and stuff
you have more then 2 bullets anon 🙂
posts that glow in the dark
>Ching chong Bing bong general tso
*Holding back eyes with fingers*
Point to Saul
>Don't have a heart attack, buddy, I won't tell anyone
Leave them with a $720 bill plus tip
People say I look like david cross so i'd probably pitch him the idea of being his stunt double, gain his trust over time, then in 10 years after slowly making myself look and act more and more like david cross I will kill him, consume his blood, flesh, and ground up bones, and become david cross at which time I will seek out a new look alike that I know secretly will do the same thing to me to keep the line of david cross alive another 52,603 years.
KEYED post
You realize this is an actionable threat you will be arrested for? see u soon:)
You can't stop my metamorphosis into david cross, i will become david cross.
>another 52,603 years
>another
I'd ask David cross to leave because he's an insufferable asshole irl.
i'd get them drunk and invite them to private wine cellar located within nearby catacombs
Based brain stalker anon referencing the cask of Amontillado for the second time in my day.
Ask David Cross if he remembers Gavin McInness speaking Chinese when they went to see a movie that one time (David Cross didn't believe he was actually speaking Chinese and said he was being racist).
Bob... the foot thing. I don't need to even elaborate.
Worth just for Odenkirk, dude is awesome
gay
>shipping
>+$9.65 shipping
uhhhhh what exactly uh are we shipping here
David Cross in a cardboard box
im sure one of odenkirk's friends will be the final bidder just so they can donate for whatever cause and save him from a fanatic
David Cross' foreskin.
David Cross after
digested him
How much for just Bob?
I might be meeting him at a book signing in a few weeks
>OMG IS THAT PAUL FARTMAN FROM BETTER FART SHART??
>I NEEED TO CONSOOOOM WITH HIM!! HAHA!! BETTER FART SHART!! YOU THINK HED LIKE MY BETTER SHART SAUL TOY COLLECTION? I EVEN HAVE THE LIMITED EDITION SHART POOPMAN ACTION FIGURE!
>YOU THINK HED LIKE IF I MADE BETTER POOP ON SAUL JOKES EVERY TEN seconds?? WERE LIKE BEST FRIENDS
most autistic thing ive seen all day
>if I make something about feces it sounds silly
Umm yeah, nice clap back champ...
I'd remind them that they are on Team Fairsley and Trump supporters are the small quaint innocent family grocer.
Squash is on sale.
Shipping what?
Bob, giv Kim or David dies
>AND HERE'S THAT TIME LIL RONNIE BEAT UP THE ORANGE FASCIST
This dude used to be funny as fuck.
Orange man bad really did a number on these motherfuckers.
What's sad is he used to mock empty vulgar performance art.
Just call David Cross a partisan hack.
I would pay this to not have to spend time with David Cross.
I'd tell Bob I watched the first episode of BCS and then didn't bother with any more. Then I'd eat in silence.
Wow a literal me. I did like breaking bad though when it first aired. Will never watch again
Respond to everything they said using only lines from Mr. Show.
>Look lady, I don’t come down to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth!
Sounds gay to me.
*BRAAAAAAAAAAP*
You better get gay or I'll make you gay
No, I'd rather eat a train piece by piece after I derailed it with my penis.
Pans don't talk.
And I don't work all day in a pepper factory to put clothes on your back just for you to take them off.
This one is kind of fun, you get to hang out with him while he walks your dog.
Too bad he only walks dogs in Louisiana.
I wouldn't do anything. I'd listen to what they had to say, because that's what no one did.
lmao this fucking pasta never gets old
Thats not pasta thats literally a quote from the movie kys election tourist
It is now moron
All of those posts? Me.
That doesn't make it pasta you retarded gay
That is exactly what that makes it.
It's not original, and it's not even long enough to be a pasta you try hard morongay.
How long are you going to keep this assblastery up before fleeing the thread? I want to know incase this takes a while, I have somewhere to be in about half an hour.
I'm not the same anon you're flailing at, just calling you a try hard gay wants to force a pasta so you can feel important.
>frogtard has "somewhere to be"
lol moron you ain't doing shit.
So like ten minutes or so?
>he needs time to explain why his forced not-pasta that's taken from something else needs be part of le ebin chan culture XD
You're a sad retard with nothing original to say.
I can assure you, what I am about to type is extremely keyed and locked, schway even. A complete gem.
>I can assure you, I'm retarded
We know that already. Come up with a new may-may, might even get you reddit gold.
It lasted about twenty minutes
yes it does dumbass
what movie? I thought it was a quote from marilyn manson about the columbine kids
Bowling for Columbine, thats where the quote originates
makes sense
never saw the documentary so I assumed it was a quote from an interview or something
nice
that's deep bro
Came for this, very satisfied.
Unlike most white women who try and have sex with white guys lol
Okay, I'm full.
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
I would call them gays for disavowing Jay Johnston, and tell David he's a crack smoking Ginsberg looking pedo that idolizes Ron Perlman.
Smoke some crack. It's great. Gets you really high.
it was pretty funny when Cross went on getting doug with high and talked about his experiences smoking crack instead of talking about smoking weed.
i hate them both but it was funny
That's hilarious. Man I forgot about that show. Time flies. I met Benson in 2017. We walked 2 blocks to the same store after I said hello to him on the street. Friendly dude.
That sounds great.
THEY BETTER NOT TRY TO EAT MY FUCKING DINNER BECAUSE I'LL GET REALLY FUCKING ANGRY, YOU COME HERE TO WATCH ME EAT NOT EAT YOURSELVES YOU CUNTS
> Odenkirk
I'd like to talk to him about working in The Larry Sanders show
David Cross reminds me of a smug gay liberal teacher I had in middle school
>dinner
I hate this retarded gay meme. I don’t like eating with people, and “dinner” for me is usually at 11pm or midnight and is something like a couple cans of tuna or a sandwich and chips
I’d rather have a couple drinks with these dudes and then I’ll go home and order a burrito for “dinner” via Uber eats
how did sitting down to dinner at a reasonable hour become a "meme"?
It’s perfectly reasonable to have your last meal of the day (dinner) at or after midnight
Pretend not to know who David Cross is
I think he would probably get a kick out of that
that's when you rape him
This, a better idea would be tell him how YOU MUST'VE BEEN SO FUCKING BAKED WHEN WRITING MR SHOW LMAO, he hates that.
I would most likely sedate them then secure arms, legs and torsos to the chairs with high quality thick rope. Once they awoke I would discuss the idea of karma with them and ask them if they’ve ever felt in their life like they were being punished for the things they’ve done. Regardless of their answer I would likely begin to cut off the body parts, cook them in front of them, then force them to eat with the threat of further mutilation (i obviously would not stop right away). Unsure how far I would take this.
Here's all the auctions
https://www.ebay.com/e/charity/tusc-charity-auction?toolid=10001&mkcid=1&campid=5337789386&mkrid=710-53481-19255-0&customid=87443X1540253Xd8958fa1794a8a0bf7d2f0c3fa4b1fca
Man I really liked that show. I'm still annoyed with Netflix for cancelling it and Archive 81. They kill their only good shows.
>Man I really liked [the OA]
Jesus Christ, how?
Eat all the dinnersfight them.
That's ridiculously affordable
It’s an auction with 9 days left
Ask David Cross how he feels about Nick Mullen.
Chatty fatty hour is later.
>9.65 shipping
Are they in a fucking fedex box being tossed around for twenty five straight days?
I'd cook them steaks myself, but make them react to Doug Walker's The Wall review in its entirety.
i would punch Odenkirk right in his nose for not convincing vince about changing that fucking trainwreck of ending in Better Call Saul.
Who's gonna pat for dinners?
fight them?
So these actors are just extremely desperate for work because of the strike, right?
Cross needs baby (aka drug) money.
I would have that Chinese broad he insulted show up
I saw her at the Arclight Hollywood a few years ago before it closed down. She looked like a miserable bitch.
For that same amount of money, I could fuck a really attractive prostitute. Why would I pay money to hangout with millionaires who play make believe for a living? I care more about what the guy catering the movie set thinks over some out of touch le actor auteur fag.
1. Well hello, beautiful?
there are literally prostutues who charge more than this for 20min of facetime
okay now this is epic
>43 bids to smoke with some old fuck
FUCK OFF POTHEADS
Id put green beans in my mouth and do the sus face
slowly but surely talk more and more about how my gf left me and i have no reason to live and doom and despair and then i PULL A FUCKING GUN AND THREATEN TO KILL MYSELF
not sure what after that. just thought it would be funny
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dont forget to like and subscribe
I liked his post
Do you want to talk about it anon? Some people are jerks but there are those who care
Send me $720 and I'll put a laptop in front of them and make a thread for them to shitpost in
you could literally make more money just signing some memorabilia and not have to hang out with some asshole for a few hours. why even do this. like just sign some ties from the goodwill with "better call saul!" and throw that shit on ebay holy hell
It's about the experience
chargeback on ebay after eating the dinner
i would beat the shit out of david cross and make bob film it
triple backflip spinning kick, knocking out of all their bodyguards at once. incapacitate. discombobulate. then shit in their mouths.
>join you for dinner
The fuck would I pay $720 to be eaten by cannibals?
Play Smash Bros with them
david cross was the proto sõyface
I drink myself into a stupor as usual and spew up on them after barely finishing my meal. Then I crawl home on my hands and knees to pour another tall spirit.
I would ask David Cross to leave.