hancock has been shown to be completely invulnerable as long as his wife is away. Omniman got beaten bloody into a coma by a bunch of weaker human b listers
>in a fictional setting
pretty much exactly what he did in the earlier part of the movie
get druk and help people when I feel like it but wouldn't feel obligated to >in real life
not a damn thing because I don't want to get captured and researched
If you had his powers, you would literally be living in the universe of watchmen, your very existence would reshape global politics and you'd have to think very long and hard about what you were going to do.
I like to think I'd fly to Ukraine and hunt down russians but I'd have to be extremely careful about it because at some point my existence is going to become widely known and if it gets out that I was fighting on behalf of Ukraine and I'm an American, that could very easily lead to drastic escalation. Like imagine if the US sent nukes to Ukraine... that would be super bad.
... I'd probably find a way to do it anyway, like maybe I'd just pretend to be a normal soldier and bum-rush russian trenches, gun down the soldiers and maybe occasionally pretend to be killed so they don't wize up that I'm a superhuman.
Then later I'd fly to the white house and ask sleepy Joe how to be the most useful. No shot I'm smart enough to use these powers in a way that won't fuck up the world somehow.
what a pathetic cringy post
if this isnt some next level bait go the fuck back you fucking soiboy retard
6 months ago
Anonymous
>Thanking God this complete homosexual isn't super powered
Ok fine, new idea: I pay a hacker to find out where you two homosexuals live and I rape and murder your entire families. THEN I go to the white house.
Happy?
6 months ago
Anonymous
>Thanking God this complete homosexual isn't super powered
what did he really have in total? >superflight >near indestructibility >superman level physical strength
was that it? i cant recall any laser beam vision or anything.
if thats it then i'd lead the same life I have now, keep it mostly a secret, and use it to meme the shit out of everyday life.
try out for the NFL and make $50,000,000 a year like Lamar Jackson. hide my flight ability, play down my super strength just to be stronger than most other Nfl players, and reap the benefits of invulnerability as my body takes no damage
i guess i could do both, lol
i'd be unsackable so i'd just have to choose when to go down and make sure to protect the ball from fumbles. but could also pocket pass as i would have ridiculous arm strength and would just have to hone my accuracy, unless that came with the package. basically a 99 overall
Fly to parliament, kill everyone.
hunt down the royal family
Fly to ukraine, kill zelenski
Fly to moscow, kill putin
Fly to isreal, kill everyone.
Fly to china, kill xi
Fly to north korea, kill Fat boy
Fly to south korea, kill everyone in charge and all the people involved in the death cult
Fly to california, kill the governership
Fly to washington, kill biden, congress and the house of representatives.
Fly to the george floyd statue and disintegrate it.
Then spend my time hunting down the WEF and all their puppets while killing anyone that replaces the previous people I have killed that I do not like.
Then I would install myself as emperor of man but delegate all ruling responsibilities to a council of scholars and professionals while I sip cocktails in the bahamas.
>hen I would install myself as emperor of man
Based. >delegate all ruling responsibilities to a council of scholars and professionals
Decidedly not based. That's what we have now.
>What would you do if you had Hancock's powers ?
Wipe out the entire western ruling class (political, NGO, corporate and bureaucratic elite, holywood, wall street et al) and the enrite upper level managerial class anonymously with hyperspeed, A-train style (several million people). WIth all those structures gone, the world will settle into something better over time. Probably do the same for the global south to give them a level playing field. Maybe do various localized genocides (hyperspeed + hyper reflexes) and destroy some national militaries as to enable some fixes to the demographics and the political map of the world.
Then I'd steal several million dollars-equivalent and just chill (basically be like Hancock in the first act).
Kind of. He got heavily injured and sustained memory loss so his gf went and fucked other guys. A truly soulless entitled whore, which is why she's played by Charlize Theron.
> I would perform some extraordinary feat which would otherwise kill a mortal person - something like being shot in the face. > My death-defying achievement attracts the attention of the MSM. > I become so well known I am able to reach a national audience. > Using my newly acquired status, I tell every non-white to leave the British Isles within 1 week. > The MSM report on my ''racist outburst''. > Politicians and celebrities denounce my rhetoric. > I annihilate a dozen-or-so influential detractors, adding: ''This is what I'll do to every non-white who remains on my soil''. > The armed police and/or military cannot be ordered to supress me because bullets do not harm me, nor could they physically dominate me. > I'm the captain now. > Non-whites begin to leave.
I would destroy the internet, telephone lines, and satellites, and instill fear on engineers and companies who tried to rebuild things. I would make people write letters again
1.Rape a ton of bitches
2.Threaten to kill them if they speak of it(take them into the sky so they see i can easily kill them)
3.become acquainted with based people of science and knowledge around the globe, kill current leaders etc
4.have brown people build massive walls around europe, purge nonwhites from it
5. Calculate how many people it can support, kick all non straight, non conservatives out
6. Let the rest of the world handle itself, only putting in place laws that prevent them from polluting/destroying the planet for everyone
7. Install mass surveilance globally, punish all transgressors by taking them into outer space.
>watch the movie >every time I do, turn it off after he finishes doing his first helpful teamup with the police >imagine a better 2nd half of the film
Why did it have to get ruined bros
>Hollywood dead >CIA dead dead dead dead >FBI dead >WEF dead >Washington DC dead >Berlin dead >Paris torched >Israel nuked >Fortune 500 owners, shareholders, executives, hunted down and dead >Royals and nobles everywhere dead >every single high level politician dead >hunting down every single behind the scene lobbyist and financier who think themselves safe because their names don't appear in papers >Project CHAOS dead >US Military brass all dead
ah you know
stuff
Rank these in decreasing power: homelander, omniman, chronicle, brightburn, omniman
omniman omniman omniman
all pretty gay but telekinesis>not telekinesis
Omniman
Omniman
powergap
the rest dosent matter
hancock has been shown to be completely invulnerable as long as his wife is away. Omniman got beaten bloody into a coma by a bunch of weaker human b listers
not be a cuck
I just realized it's a biographical parable about will smith's marriage
>in a fictional setting
pretty much exactly what he did in the earlier part of the movie
get druk and help people when I feel like it but wouldn't feel obligated to
>in real life
not a damn thing because I don't want to get captured and researched
>not a damn thing because I don't want to get captured and researched
he's superman, how would you capture him?
If he gets drunk he can get drugged.
Kill all politicians and CEOs.
what about journalists
>killing journalists
Haha don't be silly. They should suffer far more than that.
its the editors fault, but they know exactly whats going on
Unironic answer, no memes:
If you had his powers, you would literally be living in the universe of watchmen, your very existence would reshape global politics and you'd have to think very long and hard about what you were going to do.
I like to think I'd fly to Ukraine and hunt down russians but I'd have to be extremely careful about it because at some point my existence is going to become widely known and if it gets out that I was fighting on behalf of Ukraine and I'm an American, that could very easily lead to drastic escalation. Like imagine if the US sent nukes to Ukraine... that would be super bad.
... I'd probably find a way to do it anyway, like maybe I'd just pretend to be a normal soldier and bum-rush russian trenches, gun down the soldiers and maybe occasionally pretend to be killed so they don't wize up that I'm a superhuman.
Then later I'd fly to the white house and ask sleepy Joe how to be the most useful. No shot I'm smart enough to use these powers in a way that won't fuck up the world somehow.
>Thanking God this complete homosexual isn't super powered
what a pathetic cringy post
if this isnt some next level bait go the fuck back you fucking soiboy retard
Ok fine, new idea: I pay a hacker to find out where you two homosexuals live and I rape and murder your entire families. THEN I go to the white house.
Happy?
>Thanking God this complete homosexual isn't super powered
>redditor tries to be edgy
Reddit is still dead, huh?
Your family too
Probably be as irresponsible as he is
Slap Chris as hard as I can
what did he really have in total?
>superflight
>near indestructibility
>superman level physical strength
was that it? i cant recall any laser beam vision or anything.
if thats it then i'd lead the same life I have now, keep it mostly a secret, and use it to meme the shit out of everyday life.
he had destructive projectile cum too but that was in a cut scene I think
I saw that scene. He warns the girl to get away and destroys the wall with it or something. It was a long time ago when I watched it.
iirc his cum blasts through the roof like bullets and they show the roof and it looks like there's bullet holes in the ceiling.
Him and his wife are scientologists. I think they are both homosexuals.
I would destroy the entire eastern hemisphere's human presence.
I would honestly destroy all third-world countries.
Have sex with Charlize.
TND and destroy Israel.
I'd be Omni-Man basically. Omni-Man did nothing wrong
Kidnap everyone involved in making Hancock and force them to make a new second half of the movie.
then goad Will Smith into slapping you
I would crush all queers. I would tirelessly hunt down every last homo and crush them into a fine paste. Troons too obviously.
The plot of Double Down
Not rape
Have sex with prime Charlize Theron.
fly to israel and begin indiscriminately killing everyone
let my wife have sex with other men
i would advice people on how to get laid as much as me
Whatever the fuck I want.
You dont need to have superpowers to be an earthrocker
try out for the NFL and make $50,000,000 a year like Lamar Jackson. hide my flight ability, play down my super strength just to be stronger than most other Nfl players, and reap the benefits of invulnerability as my body takes no damage
Will you stay in the fucking pocket or will be a nu-QB scrambling little homosexual?
ha
i guess i could do both, lol
i'd be unsackable so i'd just have to choose when to go down and make sure to protect the ball from fumbles. but could also pocket pass as i would have ridiculous arm strength and would just have to hone my accuracy, unless that came with the package. basically a 99 overall
Fly to parliament, kill everyone.
hunt down the royal family
Fly to ukraine, kill zelenski
Fly to moscow, kill putin
Fly to isreal, kill everyone.
Fly to china, kill xi
Fly to north korea, kill Fat boy
Fly to south korea, kill everyone in charge and all the people involved in the death cult
Fly to california, kill the governership
Fly to washington, kill biden, congress and the house of representatives.
Fly to the george floyd statue and disintegrate it.
Then spend my time hunting down the WEF and all their puppets while killing anyone that replaces the previous people I have killed that I do not like.
Then I would install myself as emperor of man but delegate all ruling responsibilities to a council of scholars and professionals while I sip cocktails in the bahamas.
>hen I would install myself as emperor of man
Based.
>delegate all ruling responsibilities to a council of scholars and professionals
Decidedly not based. That's what we have now.
Yes, but there is no immortal overlord with super powers and the wellbeing of the average white man in mind making sure they do a good job.
You forgot all the israelites in America so all you did was give them a tighter control.
But will there be hot bitches with white hair and bouncy asses?
>a council of scholars and professionals
That would legit suck even more than the shit that's going on right now.
you forgot the federal reserve, FBI, and CIA, all of their families, and martha's vineyard.
can you imagine the absolute tidal wave of seething this film would have made today
a superpowered black man cucks a white man and steals his white wife
The Holocaust but for real this time
punch myself in the head
>What would you do if you had Hancock's powers ?
Wipe out the entire western ruling class (political, NGO, corporate and bureaucratic elite, holywood, wall street et al) and the enrite upper level managerial class anonymously with hyperspeed, A-train style (several million people). WIth all those structures gone, the world will settle into something better over time. Probably do the same for the global south to give them a level playing field. Maybe do various localized genocides (hyperspeed + hyper reflexes) and destroy some national militaries as to enable some fixes to the demographics and the political map of the world.
Then I'd steal several million dollars-equivalent and just chill (basically be like Hancock in the first act).
if I remember correctly, he was a cuck in this movie right?
Kind of. He got heavily injured and sustained memory loss so his gf went and fucked other guys. A truly soulless entitled whore, which is why she's played by Charlize Theron.
> I would perform some extraordinary feat which would otherwise kill a mortal person - something like being shot in the face.
> My death-defying achievement attracts the attention of the MSM.
> I become so well known I am able to reach a national audience.
> Using my newly acquired status, I tell every non-white to leave the British Isles within 1 week.
> The MSM report on my ''racist outburst''.
> Politicians and celebrities denounce my rhetoric.
> I annihilate a dozen-or-so influential detractors, adding: ''This is what I'll do to every non-white who remains on my soil''.
> The armed police and/or military cannot be ordered to supress me because bullets do not harm me, nor could they physically dominate me.
> I'm the captain now.
> Non-whites begin to leave.
Handcock.
rape white women and pillage malls without legal consequences
Become a larper, except, you know, with actual larper powers
Slap my friend that I've known for over 20 years cause he made a funny joke about my wife.
I would destroy the internet, telephone lines, and satellites, and instill fear on engineers and companies who tried to rebuild things. I would make people write letters again
Could Hancock survive a nuke?
Literally exterminate mankind.
1.Rape a ton of bitches
2.Threaten to kill them if they speak of it(take them into the sky so they see i can easily kill them)
3.become acquainted with based people of science and knowledge around the globe, kill current leaders etc
4.have brown people build massive walls around europe, purge nonwhites from it
5. Calculate how many people it can support, kick all non straight, non conservatives out
6. Let the rest of the world handle itself, only putting in place laws that prevent them from polluting/destroying the planet for everyone
7. Install mass surveilance globally, punish all transgressors by taking them into outer space.
more like hand cock hahahaah got em
>watch the movie
>every time I do, turn it off after he finishes doing his first helpful teamup with the police
>imagine a better 2nd half of the film
Why did it have to get ruined bros
I'd shitpost on Cinemaphile
I'd make a thread. Dubs would choose what to do
TND
TJD
Tranny Holocaust
Go to Ukraine and hunting russians
Is this era of Will Smith the king of standalone action flims that are just kinda "okay"?
>Hollywood dead
>CIA dead dead dead dead
>FBI dead
>WEF dead
>Washington DC dead
>Berlin dead
>Paris torched
>Israel nuked
>Fortune 500 owners, shareholders, executives, hunted down and dead
>Royals and nobles everywhere dead
>every single high level politician dead
>hunting down every single behind the scene lobbyist and financier who think themselves safe because their names don't appear in papers
>Project CHAOS dead
>US Military brass all dead
Very busy.
get druk