What would you do if you had Purple Man's power?

What would you do if you had Purple Man's power?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Become the grapist

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Make my own furry not cabaret instead of making a shitty Chuck E. Cheese rip off and killing kids

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *furry bot cabaret

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Make squirrel girl eat lots of hard boil eggs and get her to trick she-hulk and kitty pyde getting into a farting contest.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tell someone "do not obey this order" and see what happens.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Steal from rich people.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rip off of The Ringmaster's MO and usey powers under the cover as a circus act.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit is that the purple guy from five nights at Freddy's!?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Go to /b/, start a "let's write a letter, one word at a time" thread. Write down the result on paper.
    Go straight to the random high-ranking government official of my choice and force them to read it on live TV.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is it not obvious?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Travel around the US during the next election getting people to vote on Libertarian Party Candidates en masse

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Go around the world making rich people sell off all their assets at dirt cheap prices to their employees

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hot

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Find politicians and tell them to announce at their next public appearance any fricked up shit they've done with anyone under the age of 18

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you asked this question knowing what the actual and only honest answer would be.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just going to do whatever moronic shit pops into my head from moment to moment, like making every world government fund an attempt to nuke the moon.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what is his power?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Become the man behind the slaughter.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably force Republicans and Conservatives to become good people and not evil pieces of shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you lefties so dead-set on starting wars and killing people you don't know?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based.

      Reddit

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Delete /misc/ for Cinemaphile on be on the right side of history like Reddit, /k/ and Ukraine.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >for Cinemaphile on be on the right side of history
      You mean because /misc/gays are autistic as shit and can't help but to shit up other boards with their obsession of politics.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They also encourage and celebrate mass shooters then go "UMMM GLOWBlack folk" when it's pointed out

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Mass shooters aren’t celebrated, they’re ridiculed for the dumbasses they are because they only ever go after civilians rather than people in power, like leftists they just empty tools of the powers that be to oppress us all and convince normies to give up civil liberties

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Other then maybe force politicians to help people probably nothing else.

    It's established that those under his control are mentally aware of what's going on so the sex stuff would irk me knowing that

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would have sex.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Realise that despite having the power to mind control people I still have way less influence on peoples mind then the elite with their total control of the flow of information worldwide do

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Then take control of the elite, dummy

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing, I guess

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rape so much rape

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally exactly what he does
    >Make random homosexuals give me their shit
    >Frick attractive women, make them do things and use them as arm candy until I get bored
    >Set up in random hotels/houses as and when I feel like it, turn the residents into my servants
    >Dine at fancy, world-class restaurants for free
    >Take whatever I want whenever I want it
    >Basically just have shits and giggles

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Control a super genius and make them open a portal to a better multiverse. Sure it’s not constantly exploding like DC’s but I’d rather not be in the Marvel multiverse.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i become a film director and my shitty passion projects with all my favourite actors.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    run for president and try to fix the world

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Make everyone work together and get along
    Create an Utopic world where everyone works together to better mankind and nobody fights
    Deny any attempt to get me to go out and have fun
    Look outside at all the happy people and cry because I am so lonely

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