What would you do if you were invisible?

What would you do if you were invisible?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The problem is you need light to reflect off your eyes to see so if you were totally invisible you’d be blind and shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your eyes absorb light moron, not reflect them

      Take a bio class

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shut the frick up nerd ass b***h
      *invisibly rapes you*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your cornea, iris, retina, aqueous humor ABSORB light not reflect it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        your eyes absorb light moron, not reflect them

        Take a bio class

        you're not pretending to be moronic are you? your skin absorbs light as well, but it won't do so if you're invisible where light passes through you. You would not be able to see while invisible. Unless you want to claim that you could get a tan while invisible as well

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes your skin absorbs light just like your eyes. They don’t reflect it. This is the same concept behind how stealth planes have stealth - they absorb, NOT reflect, radar waves moron.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            while the physiology of eyesight is indeed absorbing light waves and processing them, your eyes do reflect light, as do every single thing that isnt black

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Actually moron, it does both. Otherwise you wouldn't be able to see your eyes in mirrors you buffoon!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the pigments of your eye cells wouldnt react to the light as they shoud,but you could probably still see with a worse vision.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is partially acknowledged within the film, with the "sleeping with eyes open" scene.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's not how eyeballs work you moron.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      10/10 bait

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Guess I'm just built different

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is such a gay gotcha and I'm tired of smug midwits rolling it out like they just came up with it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did you know you need CO2 to live?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i would be able to walk up to the stray cats on my street and watch them all day without scaring them 🙂

      have a nice day

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rape

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What would you do if you were invisible?

      >rape

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And everybody rejoiced.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm too stupid to find a way to profit and live comfortably with invisibility. I'd find someone's summer house and live there and steal food from gas stations I guess.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you could do that right now.
      live the dream

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    walk into everyone's apartments and feel up girls in their sleep and leave a load on their faces for the morning

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This but smell their shoes and feet and suck their toes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this, but photocopying their wallpaper and taking samples of their hair instead.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i wouldn't lick toes but i would eat their asses and frick the oldest sister

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I can turn it off and on at will? Bank heists. If I'm just invisible for the rest of my life then I'm causing problems for ugly people.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like farting in their vicinity?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sneak into a school
      >fart behind teacher
      >class thinks she did it
      >leave out window

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a black woman in America.
    I'm already invisible.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how come invisibility won't shut up in the movie theatre?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're thinking of inaudible.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Be my gf I’m white

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how come invisibility won't shut up in the movie theatre?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most anons already are invisible.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if all they're going to do is invent quotes and attribute them to teenaged girls to prove some kind of point, I think that's probably for the best.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Erm, transition goals.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like to imagine that every part of him is invisible except the contents of his bowels.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What would one do with this power? Walk around international airports so people see poop walking around?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You could poop behind someone and then yell
        >LOOK AT ME EVERYBODY I JUST POOPED ON THE FLOOR!

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seek justice

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Death Sentence (2007) was actually really fricking kino

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rate my protocol:

    >walk around slapping women's asses
    >jizz on femoids in public

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice digits, but quite standard and predictable goals tbh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i rate it 444/10

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sit at my pc, shitpost on /teevee/ and occasionally jerk off.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't do rape, but there will be a lot of voyeurism and jerking off for sure.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So you’ll be the Boys Translucent.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Careful what you wish for

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go insane as that's what the serum in Hollow Man does.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dude becomes invisible
    >almost instantly starts raping
    Why are men like this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He wanted to be like Eminem

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's just Kevin Bacon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Watch the film.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          gottem

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because men have things they want to do even when nobody's watching. If a woman went invisible permanently she'd kill herself within a week.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry, we'll give you love too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tsorudariodarosorudarosura

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Scare the living shit out of criminals. I'll start with people who break traffic laws like driving dangerously on the road. I'll set their cars on fire and leave them notes saying if they ever drive a car again they're next. Same with corrupt cops. Try to make my way up towards corrupt politicians or mafia guys. I'll have to kill them, I suppose. Just give me a couple of years and my city and country would be the best place on Earth.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Move to Florida so I can go to every Dolphins and Magic game and watch every movie in the theater.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you imagine how fun would be gaslight someone to think they're schizophrenic?
    I would be screaming on someone's ear when they're alone lo

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    drive around
    >ghost ride a whip

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Become a mild vigilante to deal with annoying people by drinking a lot of water.

    Not parking properly? I'll smash your windows and piss into your car.
    Speakerphone in public? Your phone is covered in piss.
    Loitering menacingly and making other people uncomfortable? Get pissed at from the roof of the building.
    Smoking 50' near someone? Piss to the face out of nowhere.

    I am the one who pisses

    I am... The Piss Phantom

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      respectable service anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Real pros do it with diarrhea. I only eat rack bells and McDonald's for this reason. I haven't had solid shits in a decade. I am capable of deploying tactical diarrhea whenever I want.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >poopoo peepee
    You guys are dumb. Just kick minorities in the nuts really hard when they exhibit negative behaviors. After a couple of offenses they'll either get their shit together or they won't be able to pass on their shitty behavior to another generation.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What would you do if you were invisible?
    REAP! Just kidding, I'm not an incel. I would sneak into boardroom meetings and use the information to become a billionaire from insider trading, because no one would be able to prove anything.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You could just steal millions from a bank after closing hours and use them to build the ultimate cum dungeon.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You morons realize if you go after criminals they'll just start shooting randomly and probably get you in 5 minutes?

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm invisible bullets can't hurt me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Invisible not invincible dummy

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you'd have to be naked all the time if it worked like it does in this movie, shit would suck. your feet will get dirty and you'll track footprints anywhere you go, easily giving away your position.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wear dirty old flip flops when you do the crime, no one will inspect a random pair of flip flops.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly flip-flops are one of the only types of shoes that I would watch out for if I saw them floating by

        dirty sneakers < flip-flops < combat boots < those wooden ninja sandals
        In order of suspicious to outright sinister

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    petty theft

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. Sneak on a plane to Korea.
    2. Sneak into a show of an idol I like.
    3. Start following her.
    4. Act as her guardian angel during the day.
    5. Molest her at night.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    walk into area 51 and rape the aliens

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd stalk Emma Watson for weeks before convincing her I'm a God or something and we must procreate because she was chosen to birth the heir or some shit like that. b***h's dumb and desperate enough to buy it

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like the rape aspect of the invisible man debate is really badly impacted by the very unlikely circumstance of prime rhona mitra living next to you and seductively smearing her breasts with cremes in full view.
    Honestly I think even the very best most ethical man in the world would follow through in that situation.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Useless ability countered by a bag of flour.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah because everyone carries a bag of flour around to defend against a hypothetical invisible man

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only a fool wouldn't prepare for it.
        Just asking to get raped otherwise

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just leave the baker's wife alone then?

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What would you do if you were invisible?

    Try to trick someone into thinking they hear voices. Just general gaslighting. Then get them to do weird stuff.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Steal shit. Who's gonna believe that a cash register just flew off into the night?

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Find women with huge asses and breasts and jerk off to them when they’re getting undressed idk prolly steal food and stuff too

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So much of the replies trying to be clever are just rape with extra steps. What good is money for? sleeping with women. Just cut out the middle man

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rob every bank till I had 10 billion dollars in cash and then buy hookers

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What’s better, being invisible or pausing time?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both have their pros and cons. It depends on what you want to do. Personally, I'd pick invisibility.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pausing time is just being invisible + super speed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Let’s say pausing time makes it so you can’t have real physics with other people, so you can’t be plapping cheek or breasts etc

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What's the point then?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Latter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they both share a common goal anyway

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mind control >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> invisibilty / pausing time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pausing time. imagine being able to contemplate for 10,000 years

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >breasts….or ass?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          breasts are temporary, Rome is eternal.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If pausing time doesn't make people explode or be sent to space or something when I touch them then it's not a competition

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What’s better, being invisible or pausing time?
      Pausing time so that way you could "make love" to as many women/men as you want and they'd most likely never really know. Hypothetically of course.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pausing time definitely, you could do anything and no one will ever know, invisible is up to the skill of the user if hes not moronic enough to get caught because people might see things moving through the camera or doors opening on its own, etc

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pausing time if I'm not getting older in that suspended state
      can just walk places while time is paused and essentially teleport, think about stuff and get work done instantly, even walk over the oceans if everything is frozen solid

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd have the power to move at 1,000x speed during times when others have paused time, so I could wreck your experience without you ever knowing why it was happening.
        whenever you tried to rape a jap schoolgirl, I'd be there to swap her for a 90 year old businessman

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Calm down, Reverse-Flash

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >enter cia/nsa and classified agencies
      >look, research and copy all their files
      >release them later on
      >amass huge amounts of wealth
      >get physically very fit and increase knowledge
      >start my own secret society composed of prostitutes who serve me

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kevin Bacon's invisibility sucks.
    I'd prefer the one from the tv show. You're not always mad + you can make other things invisible.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, there's Vondas!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure I remember an episode where the sidekick gets shot in the shoulder and at the end he gets a bandage over his clothes including a leather jacket.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what about chevy chases?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Underrated kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cool tv show.
      how about "the boys" invisible man? you also become invulnerable

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you also become invulnerable
        Realistically so long as you can avoid being captured and experimented on, this would be one of the best types of invisibility, only beaten by the ability to make anything you choose become invisible alongside you.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I had antman powers and watch giant women shower

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cum inside Rhonda Mitra

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get naked and post on Cinemaphile with the windows open.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >requires invisibility to post on Cinemaphile using Windows
      Do Americans really?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        heh

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    go to the supermarket and fart in children's faces

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Invade all sorts of places like military bases to learn their secrets and steal info to leak, and also probably frick around with politicians, maybe even kidnap a few and leave them off in some desert somewhere to starve and die

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they have IR cameras

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd vote thousands of times for Trump

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd probably walk around sticking my fingers in hot girls' asses and then wave them on their face to make them self-conscious about their hygiene

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Since my clothes won’t turn invisible I’d have to walk around naked, and I’d be too scared my invisibility would turn itself off randomly to walk around naked since all I’d want to do is creep on girls and I don’t want to be caught in that compromising position naked. So basically I wouldn’t leave the house.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. I'd have to fricking drive somewhere remote and then stash my keys somewhere and hope no one finds them and then walk around and commit creep crimes. But yeah, imagine you hit your nuts on something stupid or have to cough really loudly or God forbid you somehow miscoordinate yourself and then you get grabbed by a big guy you can't easily get away from? And then he starts swinging at the air and finding physical connection with *something*? Yeah, I'd be too chickenshit to venture too far from my home to do anything more than going on harmless walks completely nude.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        stash your keys in your anus, which is what "keyed" means

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is my semen also invisible after ejaculation? We have to set a baseline somewhere.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Breathe really loud and inevitably have my finger/foot prints caught, traced and tracked. Ideally, though it would suck once it got too cold, I'd go out into crowds of people and sexually molest women and push and trip and spook people.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    troll DARPA

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bodyweight squats.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your penis needs light to be able to get erection. Without light your spongy tissues couldn't activate so you couldnt fap to your showering sisters or do anything frisky but you could easily steal stuff and make money and frick b***hes with your newly acquired wealth.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1/10

      I wouldn't do anything, I'd listen, which is what no one else did.

      SUPER GAY

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hell yeah
      FREETHEPENIS#

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's why I always leave the torch on on my mobicular telephonic devicing when I am keeping it in my pockets.
      make the grand erections!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1/10
      [...]
      SUPER GAY

      So that's why I always get an instant erection when I'm naked sunbathing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        does it tend to happen just after you see a naked woman sunbathing nearby?
        really though, direct sunlight to balls and dick significantly raise testosterone. just don't burn them

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't do anything, I'd listen, which is what no one else did.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I gay for almost never thinking of using my powers to get pussy?

    I think about it every now and then to fall asleep and I always go straight back into the loop of executing politicians/billionaires and cleaning up the streets with just a smidge of genocide

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wonder how effective you could be, as an invisible assassin.
      how long before they put infrared cameras in, or coated you in pheromone dust like in predator 2.
      the homosexuals.
      would have been much more fun to be invisible in 1900

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What power I get and have to make use of differs a lot, but yeah technology and fricking cameras really frick with the power of invisibility

        Most of the time the fantasy is more of an offensive power and the mission is to take out as many as I can until they either catch or kill me

        You have low t but based take. After you took down your first pederast billionare israelite you would be pretty excited and horny I bet. You would be the floating erection with a condom on hunting for easy targets.

        I get horny like everybody else, I'd just rather take care of it quickly to clear my head and focus on doing more important things and killing more important people

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just make sure that it looks like an accident every time.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          good luck anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You have low t but based take. After you took down your first pederast billionare israelite you would be pretty excited and horny I bet. You would be the floating erection with a condom on hunting for easy targets.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he has high t.
        low t is being desperate for vag.
        high t is killing off those who threaten your people. that's how kings are made, they dealt with the real problems instead of being controlled by pussy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why not do both?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            one comes first.

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stalk Warwick Davis
    >pick him up and call him a midge to spook him iwhen nobody else is around
    >nobody believes an invisible man is harassing him which drives him insane
    >say Black person whenever he walks by a black person
    >punt him in the face when I get bored

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      also I'd take a huge alcoholic shit on him and then wipe my ass with his shirt

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd just make Trump's life a living hell in the same vain. If he's ever in the same room as Biden and Harris, I'd blurt
      >You guys think Kamala is packing a monster wiener?
      and it would be based

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hate crimes

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the best superpower and why is it immortality?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Immortality without super strength and or intellect is kinda sus. If they put you in a hole you will suffer for an eternity.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this

        eternity in a strap-down bed doesn't sound great

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather be able to read and control minds. This world isn't worth living forever in.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you were driving 110mph and the speed limit is 25mph
        >no I wasn't
        >I believe you. Have a good day sir

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If I could control minds I'd never drive a car again

          I'd MC a stable of slaves and have them carry me around in a big throne on their backs

          >stop riding your slaves and get a car, you're always late
          >no I'm not

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'd build my harem, and have a bunch of idiots bring me food and water whenever I need it. I'd do nothing but frick my b***hes all day

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Decent/10 harem

              Especially best Emma, Sweeney and Grace
              Not really into hispanics but the tummy and hips on wolverine-girl are wuite something

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >no fran capaldi
              your tv harem is invalid

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                she's mine and isn't allowed on any lists. same with daddario

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As long as you get a failsafe for the porting-into-a-wall-accidental-suicide-thing, teleportation is the goat

      Just imagine how many israelite masters you'd be able to get, just blinking in and out in a second

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Low iq post. Ive thought about teleportation for thousands of hours, if the rules allow me to teleport things Im holding. I would make mankind a spacefaring species in months, by going straight to NASA or Spacex and taking prefab materials to the moon, making bases out of complicated lego pieces with engineers' directions, and all that. The rest is history.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you'd burst from compression

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nope. Before I teleport to the moon, I have NASA build me an airlock deal that matches the pressure or lack thereof of any celestial body I go to. Obviously I have a spacesuit on during this. Then I teleport. Ive thought about this.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              have you seen jumper?
              also, if I find a cursed lamp that I can only wish for other people and never myself, I'll wish for you and the politician assassin in this thread to have teleportation and/or invisibility if you want.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I have seen it, and think he totally wastes his powers. I just have to stay away from freckle-faced old Black folks.
                Thank you though anon.
                It's been my "trying to fall asleep imagining" thing for ages. I'd start simple, with installing solar panels on the moon, that power communication-related devices, all the while going back and forth with small pieces that can be assembled with the help of engineers back on Earth. Eventually start building things that can convert moon regolith into rocket fuel, among other things needed for a moon base of course, and go from there. The budget would be insane because the most cost-prohibitive factor, getting shit into orbit, would be nonexistent.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I used to kkow someone who had worked at nasa, so if you develop teleportation I can put in an indirect good work for you

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We'll be in touch

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Frick that guy and frick NASA when you learn to teleport you and I, we gonna steal the declaration of independence and go on an adventure.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                don't listen to this guy, it's Sammy-boy jackson trying to lure you in

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know anyone at nasa but I could hook you up with a guy who makes swords and armor out of scrap metal and brews his own moonshine

                He can't teleport but he's a pretty cool dude so let hit me up too

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >brews his own moonshine
                based as far as I'm concerned

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I have seen it, and think he totally wastes his powers. I just have to stay away from freckle-faced old Black folks.
                Thank you though anon.
                It's been my "trying to fall asleep imagining" thing for ages. I'd start simple, with installing solar panels on the moon, that power communication-related devices, all the while going back and forth with small pieces that can be assembled with the help of engineers back on Earth. Eventually start building things that can convert moon regolith into rocket fuel, among other things needed for a moon base of course, and go from there. The budget would be insane because the most cost-prohibitive factor, getting shit into orbit, would be nonexistent.

                That movie wasted such a good concept.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yep. Teleportation is the power that I would use to elevate humanity to it's true potential. My version of the Golden Path.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How? Other than taking out the juice and other pederast elites one by one it's risky business. Even nightcrawler said he needs to know where to teleport or else he could end up in a wall.

                I would go with super strength and durability or probably the best, 2000iq and solve every problem humanity faces with my superior intellect. I could probably invent something to extend my life and be basically Tony stark or whatever.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Even nightcrawler said he needs to know where to teleport or else he could end up in a wall.
                I will extensively study all orbital maps and Apollo program telemetry, to start. Then use data from every Mars satellite and rover, and so forth. Eventually Ill have created an infrastructure that leads to every Galilean moon of Jupiter being mapped out as well.
                Assassinating politicians just creates endless power vacuums. By ultimately giving people with the drive and desire the ability to spread across the solar system, Ill make the juice and politicians irrelevant, because they won't have the power to keep people from slipping from their grasp. Itll obviously be tough to keep bad actors from going into space as well, but if I have to get my hands dirty, it'd be easier to find them, as opposed to eliminating all the ones on Earth.

                I don't know anyone at nasa but I could hook you up with a guy who makes swords and armor out of scrap metal and brews his own moonshine

                He can't teleport but he's a pretty cool dude so let hit me up too

                I like booze, he gets to come to space too.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nice I would vote for you. As long as you promise to deal with the juice problem and teleport them to israelitepiter... And steal the declaration of independence for me.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'll figure it out. But I dont want to rule, so thank you for your vote but it isnt necessary. I don't have the know-how for it, I just want to give humanity options, and a way to grow. We're truly rotting on this planet, and no one cares, or is just trying to get their fill before they die. Ill steal the declaration of indepence though for you.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >and the politician assassin in this thread
                Based, and thank you

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                thank you for your service
                verification not required VNR

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rapid cellular regeneration without the hayflick limit and cancerous cascade failure.
    Who always has money? sexual degenerates and criminals who deal in human parts.
    >Sell pieces of myself to organ farmers, obviously setting myself up as a resourceful middleman rather than the source itself, so they don't just enslave and harvest me
    >allow gore fetishists to hack into me for pleasure, or film myself self-mutilating
    >either one of these, with the proper connections, would make me needlessly rich in weeks
    >hire a security or kill team just in case the aforementioned enslavement scenario happens
    >also get to be a street-level superhero in my free time. Anonymously BTFO of Basketball Americans

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >low iq criminals get greedy and wanna know the source of your top tier organs which are always the same blood type
      >take you as hostage and start cutting pieces off of you when you don't talk
      >see them regrow
      >lightbulb.jpg
      Congrats you are now farmed like a n organ tree for a hundred year atleast until they sell you to a Chinese pharmaceutical company.

      Also probably cutting your own liver out must be pain beyond your imagination. Going trough that multiple times a month would be hellish.

      I will stay with the invisibility power and steal the rolexes of rich people instead.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >security or kill team
        The moment I don't check in they can just sweep through the area, gunning or gassing everyone. I'll survive.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >elisabeth shue with a bob cut
      i can't control my horny level

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wait, shoe, bob, cut. a bob is short for bobbin, which is a reel holding thread, threads can be cut to use to stitch shoes, shoes are worn by - bob, short for robert, rob is to steal, a needle is made of steel, needle in a haystack, you'd never find it! and - what - can you never find? something INVISIBLE. by golly, he:s invisible. that's the meaning of the clue

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            caught you. don't try to deny it

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >daydream about all sorts of different powers, magic and artifacts
    >return to reality
    >nothing like that exists
    >you will never develop some insane power that lets you rewrite reality, travel to different hospitable planets or travel time
    >instead this is all there is, what you live right now is all there is, you sitting at a computer, eating, drinking, sleeping, waging or NEETing
    >you'll just get older and sicker and it's all downhill from here
    >a death note will never drop from the skies in your lap
    How do you cope?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe we'll have VR

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd catcall women constantly to fuel their paranoia.

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop rapists.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Stop rapists.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        By raping them

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Would your jizz be visible inside their rectums afterwards?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They can't rape if you rape first

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Hero" stuff but also rape and steal from time to time

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >break into someone's house while they're away
    >wait for them to come home with groceries
    >pick up random object while they're busy putting shit away
    >after they turn around, go "ooh, I'm the grocery ghost" while holding a banana
    >chase them around the house with random bits of produce
    Mostly just dumb cartoonish bullshit like that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How about disappearing with stuff and turning the person insane?

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all these gay powers
    I just want to burn shit, what are your favorite powers for large scale damage?

    Something like Akainu's lava in OP would be ideal if you ask me
    Imagine raining down massive fist-shaped magma chunks like meteors, burning entire cities to the ground, fricking glorious

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lightning. It's just as destructive and more versatile.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How about disappearing with stuff and turning the person insane?

      Scary thing is you would start out with childish shit like that then do more and more unhinged stuff and in the end you will rape and kill for fun as you need more insane shit for the same dopamine hit.
      On and off invisibility would be fun but it would twist people hard. Being always invisible would turn you insane in no time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everything basically on a cosmic level, sometimes the thought of me cleansing the earth of human life with a single thought gives me much needed peace of mind. Either that or straight up Superman powers, since it's more personal.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Would you spare me? I give top notch handjobs.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no, everyone has to go.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I will suck yo dick bro. I will sukk it.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    depends.. is my poop invisible after it comes out?

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would cum in so much hair, gather proof of the buttholes who cheat at online poker and fix sports games, acquire vintage cars, observe people with skills that I want like high level corporate negotiators, rearrange the stuff of people I don't like until they go insane. The same things anyone else would do.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gather proof of the buttholes who cheat at online poker
      How is that possible? I know a couple guys who lived off of online póker for the past 15 years. They had golden lives 10 years ago, now they batshit insane and bald due to stress.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would video tape them using RTA (real time assistance programs/solvers) and ghosting each other/colluding, see if the sites still have super-user accounts (accounts which have access to other's whole cards.)

        >I know a couple guys who lived off of online póker for the past 15 years. They had golden lives 10 years ago, now they batshit insane and bald due to stress.
        Unsurprising, the game has gotten much harder, even disregarding the rampant cheating, there is less money (inflation adjusted) and it's harder to win except for those with the biggest bankrolls/best networking.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >see if the sites still have super-user accounts (accounts which have access to other's whole cards.)
          Why would be there players like that? They work for the house and empty the pockets of pro players or what?
          Drop your online poker conspiracy theories I'm interested. My old friend was super into it but we lost contact many many years ago. He is not doing good anymore but still lives off of it. His account is old and has high rakeback %.
          10 years ago I tried to get into online poker as well but I wasn't good at it. I was mentally weak. I got emotional fast and seeing how it twisted my friend back then I chickened out of that life.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not even really conspiracy theories, multiple confirmed cases over the years, most notably on Absolute Poker/Ultimate Bet where Russ Hamilton and Mark Seif (among others) had accounts which could see hole cards, using backdoors from the site's owners. There have been many cases where players/owners have been able to create money/tournament entries from nothing and the sites later went insolvent and fricked the legitimate depositors (Poker Spot/Full Tilt/Carbon/Felt Stars,) there have been many sites where there are collusion and/or bot rings which have become the only winners (notably, at the moment, America's Cardroom and the Winning Poker Network in general,) there are also sites which will ban you for winning if you are not a member of their preferred clientelle or are primarily beating a member of same (GGPoker) and this is disregarding the plethora of other sites which have just folded in the night with depositor money or, as I said in my last post, are just indifferent to the current and past scourges of multi-accounting, RTA from solvers, account sharing and ghosting.
            It has always been tough, but these days online poker is almost dead if you aren't cheating.
            The golden days are long past us and are never coming back, even if we eventually get widespread (not restricted to individual states) legal US online poker again.
            It's still a fun game, if you don't HAVE to win, and have a good place to play live. That said, there is also a lot of cheating live, especially in private games (most high stakes action these days) and the livestreamed games which have become so popular lately, which is another rabbit hole in and of itself.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd start by eliminating the buttholes who were elected to make our lives easier, but made them worse. the ones who are flooding our countries with foreigners, depressing wages, exasperating the housing crisis, and who have taken the future away from younger generations while they pocketed all the money for themselves.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      despite what you might have heard, that was all me, in every country for the last 80-90 years.
      it was an honest mistake, I had the instruction book upside down.

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd push people off their bikes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Devilish

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing would really change for me

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spy on girls but never do anything else because I'm a coward

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    make Cinemaphile thread asking do wat

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't even rape them, I'd just spend my days making life miserable for beautiful girls

    I'd trip them, spill things and wipe shit on them
    I'd follow them around farting and burping, putting on a girl voice just to insult strangers on their behalf, turning of their music and little shit like that all day

    I'd follow them home and rearrange shit in the house and leave rude messages. I wouldn't even give them the benefit of spilling my seed over them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      After reading a bunch of comments like this it seems like I wouldn't be the monster after slipping my peepee in while they sleep but you sociopaths, you frickers are the real monsters.
      A surprise dick won't hurt nobody.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you just think small, like your peepee

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd get you too, Black person

        I'd leave messages on your bathroom mirror so whenever you shower and steam it up it would read you're a poophead and you're not even a special little guy

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I already am

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd walk around whispering the appropriate slurs in the ears of minorities and women

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fight crime

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        invisibly

  76. 2 weeks ago
    shen

    jerk off and play ffxiv

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd burn my ex's house down, hopefully with her mother sleeping in

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you need invisibility for that?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't, would make it easier a bit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          might as well do it. maybe your invisibility power will unlock during or after.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It is a plan already

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              leave us a sign, a symbol, to bring hope

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'd rather not, way I imagine it is I don't stay around to look at it but just frick off and read about it next day. Just torch the place in middle of the night and run off. Even if whole place doesn't come down or the b***h survives, it will be enough if damage is done.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what did she do

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Her mom? Nothing, she was really sweet actually. Her I can't even begin to describe besides wasting years of my life.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                might as well spill a few stories.
                i bet my stories are more demented and senseless.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Take these fat doomer girl memes, add a dash of failed business venture and top off with infidelity. Sure it's basic but I'm mad. I was mad for getting into it but I can't leave it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                usually the sound advice is to win by becoming better, stronger, wealthier and more knowledgeable, and end up with a prettier, thinner girlfriend so your fat ex prostitute is utterly miserable.
                can you do that

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're right obviously. That doesn't matter.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                if her mother's nice, why not seduce her and then have your ex girlfriend walk in.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because she loves her mother and I want her hurt without killing her.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                if she is fat and has low self esteem like it sounds, then you becoming fit and successful sounds like it would do the most to her.
                it's a longer game, but more rewarding in both ways.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I can do both. Stop being a life coach.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what do you think the best way for me to stop might be

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't understand why I should care, you're the one providing unsolicited advice.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                any ideas would be helpful

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ideas for stepping down from internet psychiatrist? I'm not sure I understand.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yes, I often find myself doing it. wondering how I can reduce this drive to solve other people's problems comes from

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh. That's a case. I had that in high school, solved it with moving far away.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I already moved far away

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then you're fricked if you keep doing it on Internet with randoms. Peddle that shit on your last remaining friends or just get into a cult.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                start a cult. interesting.
                any ideas on how I could go about that

                Frick that guy and frick NASA when you learn to teleport you and I, we gonna steal the declaration of independence and go on an adventure.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Instead of posting your advice, try writing them down on a piece of paper

                Then you take that piece of paper, fold it neatly in half 3 times, and fricking choke on it homosexual lmao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's impossible to fold a piece of paper three times. nice try though
                now tell me about your problems, when did you start having homosexual relations with family members?

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A whole lot of jerking off.

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Steal shit and play video games

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      op said turn invisible, not turn black

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you tell yourself this when you stream shit for free? Think of those poor CEOs.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm just about to stream shit for free, DOWN THE TOILET
          you wouldn't download a turd

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd go on other people's computers and delete their stuff

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why not ransom their porn folders?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do people actually treasure their porn folders? I went through some hard drive deaths, so what?

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stalk every girl in my city I find attractive and take images/vids of them wherever I can

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd run the most successful haunted house attraction in the country

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do a live reenactment of leon the professional but i'm invisible the entire time
    also i'd get a cute girl to help me kill people i guess

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you can still be seen by infrared then it's useless. As soon as people got a whiff of an invisible man, thered be drones all over the place.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you emitted no radiation whatsoever, then you'd overheat and die within minutes.
      it'd have to be a magic invisibility where you still emit it all, but no one and no machine can detect it.

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you just want to look at naked women go to Europe or something

    Honestly it's a lot less sexual then you'd think just seeing a naked woman milling about so unless you're specifically into peeping you'll be disappointed

    and wouldn't that be less fun if you can't be caught

    maybe I don't fricking know

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I could switch it on and off i'd become the worlds most famous magician. Fame, money, b***hes. no need to go around raping you fricking maniacs.

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’d probably spend most of my time pushing fat people and homosexuals into oncoming traffic.

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watch interracial couples have sex.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >knee to ankle distance
      this homie is fricking a midget

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd go around assassinating politicians

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It seems like invisibility is best for fapping a lot and spying.
    Well I already do the maatrubation part and feel quite invisible too. It's not fun. Pick some other super powers, like mind control or be a spandex wearing superman instead.

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys really need to rape if you're invisible?
    just convince the witch larpers that you're a demon and they'll let you plap all day bro

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Consensual sex with hpv ridden reddit hags
      Boring as frick when I can sneak up on my neighbour with my invisible erect penis and tell her I am Zeus and here to clap some cheeks, like it or not.

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go thru /tv and ban all the russkie poltard teevee that constantly spam this place.

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably go into womens locker rooms and showers and jerk off to them tbh

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sniff every dicky and boy pp. happy pride month OwO

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay anons, what’s the youngest you’d go for the rape?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      30,because by that time they wouldn't have any eggs which means there cops wouldn't have any sperm to anaylsis

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hunt every globalist known to man and do the needful.

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever the frick I want.

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    invisible doesn't mean invincible or completely physically intangible, so I'd have to be really cognizant of that. have to assume that I could still be detected by thermals, sensors, etc. so that means absolutely no secure gov facilities.

    probably wander around and observe people and keep my distance. maybe try to brainstorm ways to legally make an income to make a living. maybe something like a private investigator.

    stealing would eventually catch up with you no matter what you did, and the goal is staying alive and free for the rest of my natural life. keep the money clean and keep my head down.

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You guys realize you would be naked 100%,imagine running around invisible then getting hit by a car or attacked by animals

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a superpower that's only viable in warm climate or indoors.
      First thing is you gotta strengthen the soles of your feet. Few months of walking barefoot will make them soles thick. You also gotta cultivate some mass so you not gonna be cold during the night. You will also need transparent condoms. You can't leave your dna all over the place. And breathing exercises. Creepy heavy moithbreathing will give away your position. Luckily I already possess most of these traits, except the silent breathing. I think I would make a very professional invisible rapist.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How would you manage your smell?too stinky or too clean and you would be able to be noticed,I think that chances of getting caught is extremely high dogs would notice you and anything with good smelling.You would also have to sneak meals in granted you could just eat in grocery stores non of the movies covered how hard it would be to keep this up.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My sense of smell is so weak I completely overlooked this problem. I couldn't even smell a hobo unless it was up in my nose.
          Maybe you could camouflage your body odour with the body fluids of your targeted victims or use crispy pocket bacon. I know what you think
          >b-but you are invisible and naked you got no pockets
          Wrong. You got the prison pocket to carry things around. Like lube and condoms. Maybe bear spray for self defense.

          Anyway can you guys really smell other people from far away? That's such a bizarre concept for me.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes hahaha you should be able to smell people from like 2-4ft out,they either smell like a car,house,or some kind of deodorant,you might want to clean you nose man

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    back when CGI was a craft

    I wish we could go back

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