What would you do if you worked at Disney?

What would you do if you worked at Disney?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ask the Frozen people if they were intentionally doing it.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Prolly try to sleep with the Disney Fairies voice actresses

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dress up as Minnie Mouse in a Squeaklatex blueberry suit and block the break room doorway with my enormous size.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Find and fap to the hidden official porn their artists have drawn

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's my job?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >make Frozen 3 to reunite Elsa and Anna
    >make crossover movies/series with at least Corona and Arendelle, and possibly more princesses
    >make animated series with a main cast older than 14
    >fire mutt
    >cancel the amphibia marcy diary shit book
    >make zootopia 2
    >release every character created more than 10 years ago in public domain

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cringe

      >Make Tangled 2
      >cancel all life action remakes
      >make King Arthur story with magic stuff
      >get crunchyroll on Disney+
      >create Disney Games
      >more Tangled stuff

      bas....
      >crunchyroll
      also cringe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It makes D+ stronger. Imagine getting the Naruto rights. Or One Piece. Sony owns Crunchyroll so they could maybe work out a deal.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Anon that’s a terrible idea, we want western animation to be good again not make anime stronger or outright dominate the entire industry as much as I like it, we could have that money make more passion projects. Imagine being the person that allows this and having Disney one of the pioneers of animation resort to this, now that would be a sad fate

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Make Tangled 2
    >cancel all life action remakes
    >make King Arthur story with magic stuff
    >get crunchyroll on Disney+
    >create Disney Games
    >more Tangled stuff

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Work

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Make an Anastasia and Drizella film without Cinderella

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    have a nice day for being obsessed with groomers fricking burger. Your kind has literally no brain

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely ruin their employee bathrooms

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fix the goddamn logo!

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fire all the israelites

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Real talk? I'd definitely be one of the people translating all the European Disney comics into English. I'd just put all the original dialogue into Google Translate and turn it into something that fits the specific characters. Nobody would know, because my typing speed is fricking ridiculous.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, we must boycott today's evil and corrupt company called Disney. Boycott Disney! Boycott!

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If I were at an executive position, I'd focus on releasing and restoring legacy cartoons in ordered sets, while hiring unique teams to reboot and reimagine obscure live-action Disney films. And I'd greenlight an Epic Mickey movie.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Try to keep a low profile, work the absolute bare minimum and enjoy an easy job with good pay for the rest of my life

  18. 2 years ago
    Boco

    Allah akbar the whole place.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't!

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    https://desuarchive.org/co/search/filename/1648610115830.jpg/
    Holy shit, get a life, man.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my fricking job

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Redesign Epcot, I went there recently and holy shit it is baren besides world showcase.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Bring back Br'er Rabbit and his friends
    >Revive the Oswald series and fast-track its production
    >Renew Wander Over Yonder for either a TV/Streaming movie or a final season
    >Include The Muppets in more content and rerun The Muppet Show on Freeform
    >Greenlight that Roger/Mickey movie Disney passed on
    >Fix MGM Studios' identity problem
    >Theatrical 2D-animated film using the Paul Rudish Mickey designs
    >Release Song of the South and Make Mine Music on Disney+

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think Disney needs my professional skillset, so I would probably seek employment elsewhere.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a complete transition to animated pornography

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Commit decent business practices that benefit more people than just myself

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fire everyone in lucasfilm

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Worked at Disney how? At the theme parks or what?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Use the models for my fetish fantasies

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    try to get the numbers and have sex with the costumed princesses at the theme parks. i would bring a lesbian friend as a wingman/wingwoman

    produce jedi apprentice movies/shows that show us younger versions of mace, obi-wan, quinlan, plo, kit fisto and aayla

    start a project for kit fisto / aayla secura romance adventure

    deathlok movie

    look at what the hell is going on with x-men 97 because i suspect it might be a dumpster fire

    vanth dreadstar cartoon series

    finance/sponsor indie projects in different countries so foreign animators can showcase new material

    get back to 2D animation

    create an aesop's fable cartoon miniseries, then sell animal merchandise, the profits of which 100% go exclusively to animal shelters, vet clinics, sustainable farming, etc

    give kathy kennedy the boot, reign in filoni or at least monitor whatever the frick he's up to. delete the martez sisters

    produce documentaries about working class history or create a fantasy cartoon series in the vein of dungeons and dragons but with followers of the pathfinder goddess Milani

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Quit

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