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Shit myself. Like, literally just let it all out right there and fricking then. And then when it calls me "papa" and I'm done shitting myself, I give it a big hug.
Me on the right
Invoke the name of Jesus Christ lord of Man and banish the beast to the lowest part of hell.
based and christpilled
>Jesus comes down from the sky
>calls you a larper
>leaves
based Jesus, Christ is king
what is that even
some sort of goat with a spear on its head?
It's a unicorn you fricking doof
id cum
Grab it by the horns and hulk slam it into the ground over and over again until it was a puddle pulp
bros
>woah cool that goat can fly, I’m gonna go and pet it
Is this V/H/S/2 ?
yes
it's only a stupid goat, I'd stamp it's head in like a tomato
uuuhhh i think you missed a post....
THEY FLY NOW?
THEY FLY NOW
So what? Just duck and punch it when it gets close.
>dumb goat comes swooping down
>do this
VHS became such a shitshow after the first one
shoot it and eat it
Have a discussion with my son about proper ways to communicate and then build a healthy relationship with him.
Looks like shit. What is it ?
V/H/S 2's Safe Haven.
>The Devil is a Goat instead of a reptilian or dragon like the Bible clearly states.
You can tell its the furrgays that keep doing this shit. Where did the goat meme come from? Baphomet technically does not represent Satan and only got memed by normies Satanists into thinking such way. Where’s my Devil as the old Serpent god damn it (pun intended).
demons can appear in any form they choose
In universe it would choose the goat form precisely because it's in the common imagination, so it's scary and recognizable
Goats are some of the dumbest looking animals. Only look creepy cause of their horizontal pupils. Dragons in the west we’re seen as unstoppable forces of chaos and fear so it made sense to have Satan be one. In the age of advanced CG movies we should be getting more literal Draconian type Satan kino but instead we get moronic shit like Black Philip.
If Demons were real they would take on something that is completely unfathomable to human perception that it would make them go insane. Like how they are actually depicted in medical artwork and demonology books. If a demon looking like some hippie goat man makes people shit their pants they were weak ass souls to begin with.
>demons should make you lose your mind
>posts some goofy warcraft shit
This goofy Warcraft shit would terrify the living shit out of Christians a 500 years ago, hell it would've scare them shitless 50 years ago.
Unless you can look up something more terrifying, shits more reasonable that some red guy wearing goat horns.
>posts edgy demons
>not grey ayys
Greys are scary cause of their reputation. They look harmless and weird but I can see how someone would be terrified of them if they saw one in real time. More believable that a Goat on two legs.
They can present themselves as demonic but of course Greys are really synthetic alien drones and not actually demons like you Christgays keep pushing.
wow you've really got it all figured out
Jesus's sheep good goats bad story, and him being the lamb of God making the devil the goat.
Jesus was not a literal lamb. He’s called that cause he was a sacrifice for all of mankind. We commonly use sheep and goats for sacrificial rituals. Hence why we call someone a scape goat. If some cult sacrificed a goat to a demon and it possessed the corps, then that would make more sense than shapeshifting into one.
Also the use of Lamb and Goat sacrifices were meant to be alternative symbolism for child sacrifices that were going on in the past. Why you think we really call baby goats kids?
>We commonly use sheep and goats for sacrificial rituals
ur a sick frick
Based Revelationsanon.
Yeah we have a kino story in the Bible about Satan taking on the form of a multi-headed dragon on his way to fatally rip a baby right out his mother’s womb, but nah let’s keeping making moronic shit like a movie about a goat furry telling Ayyna Taylor Joy to live deliciously.
probably not take selfies like some teenage girl.
safe haven was kino, absolutely the best thing to come out of the v/h/s shitshow and some of the better horror flicks of the century
Yeah Safe Haven is the best. I really liked the alien slumber party tough but I'm a sucker for ayy lmaos
Hey are these trash movies on netflix? Too lazy to torrent
Spray it with guzzoline.
why is he spraying those future doctors?
Realizing that I evidently having been sinning enough, I apologize for my failures and promise to become worse and keep consuming and spreading my filth across the world.
id play some league of legends