What would you do in this situation?

What would you do in this situation?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kiss the babe and scream into the ground.
    Heston is just like me

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Be upset a bit and then go back to hanging out with my moronfu gf.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ima take a peek under that toga yo

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Take my moron b***h and ride off into the sunset to go frick her.
    Then count my blessings that I don't have to deal with society anymore.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >show the statue of liberty on the ape planet
    >never explain how it got there
    L Y N C H I A N

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    find a monkey and bum it

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would do nothing. I would listen, which is what no one else ever did.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >OH MY GOD, I WAS WRONG. IT WAS EARTH ALL ALONG.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YOU FINALLY MADE A MONKEY

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What would I do? First order of bidness is to put together my own tribe of cavewomen, organize it into a gorilla-esque troop where I am the silverback, with no other males, and do nothing but eat berries, hunt, and have a bunch of offspring beyond the Forbidden Zone. When the offspring get older, teach them how to do smart stuff like make fire, send smoke signals, build clay huts, and basic agriculture. Rebellious males that are a threat to the social order will be excommunicated from the tribe, like how the gorillas do. By the time I am old, the seeds of human civilization would be sowed and I would have had an unbelievable amount of sex in the process. I estimate the technological level will be up to the telegraph and rudimentary metalworking in about 20 years. That's assuming my offspring with the native women doesn't produce offspring of their intelligence level.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats always the question I had, what do the offspring of a regular human and a the caveman humans create? If it is like the new trilogy then they are like genetically stunted

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >caveman
        Caveman?!

        Where's my flux capacitor!!! We have to go BACK!!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Implying Dr. Zaius didn't predict this EXACT SITUATION happening during his monologue in his office with Taylor.
      >Implying Dr. Zaius wouldn't be combing through the Forbidden Zone to wipe out Taylor's tribe.
      >Implying the gorilla military wouldn't be immediately emboldened to go to the Forbidden Zone to wipe out the humans like in the 2nd movie.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I knew I was in NY

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Damn yous!!! Damn yous all to hell!"

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First of all I would move into the Statue of Liberty, I would make it my home. And from there I would set about figuring out how to kill every fricking ape there is.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Basically the plot of the second one

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        QRD?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They discover an underground cult that want destroy the planet by using a mega nuke

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like your style. I too shall move into the Statue of Liberty. But I'm in charge because I have the hottest slave.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YOULL NEVER MAKE A SNEED OUT OF ME

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do we ever see any other apes that arent chimps, gorillas, or orangutans

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that only leaves bonobos

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gibbons?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can you even differentiate between bonobos and chimps?

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd have a meltdown and shout incoherent things like somebody blowing it to hell or something.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'd go back to lake powell for the tax breaks and live like a king like the navajo did

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look at the camera and rapid fire redpills to the cinema audience

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cringe

      First of all I would move into the Statue of Liberty, I would make it my home. And from there I would set about figuring out how to kill every fricking ape there is.

      Based

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What would you do in this situation?

    Ride off somewhere into the wilderness as far from apes as possible with my q.t. cavegirl.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Move away from New York and go back to living a normal life.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with apes!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why did the movie have Taylor cuck Cornelius like this?

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just flex on those monkey ass Black folk

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would listen to what the apes had to say. Which is what no one ever did.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have not seen this movie in almost 20 years, yet I saw the new one. What grasp do the Apes have on the world at this point? What areas are there that are reserved for humans? Could you survive there without conflict for a time as a human?

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >damn. You guys like i dunno blew it or something. heh like blew it up maybe haha like blew it ha!

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