Yeah but they would 100% push back if their bills triple whilst energy companies bank increased profits and their government benefit from the increase in tax revenue.
Damn right. There's no way they'd go full blown Stockholm Syndrome and approve the voting in of some millionaire ex-banker who pissed £37billion up the wall with a failed Track and Trace program, who has 7 homes that taxpayer's money helps to keep heated and who's wife has non-domicile status to avoid paying taxes in the UK.
Why would the working majority suffering from the cost of living crisis continue to pay their taxes when they're clearly having the utter piss ripped out them? Britons simply wouldn't do that.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Eww, gross. Stay away from me.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You better be careful, if you're one of these millionaire bankers then a baying lynch mob of taxpaying workers are 100% round the corner. The Brits are renown for not being taken for mugs by the 117 billionaires who live in the UK and donate heavily to parties that maximise their profits and screw over everyone else and public services in the process. The Brits are no fools.
I sincerely hope you're not a fricking burger saying this. The people who forgave their rights to the Patriot Act while literally having all the guns. Cowards. Fricking rats and cowards.
>(alleged) university banter among drunk young adults is the same thing as being blackmailed as a global leader to have sex with a live animal as part of blackmail
one is believable the other one isnt
this
USA policy exists for a reason, that being by negotiating with them you are showing it works and just inviting more terrorism. Hence needs of "the few outweigh the need of the many".
Frick the kidnapped princess, there is no proof she will be released after the ultimatum is followed.
Almost all countries have a "no negotiation with terrorists" rule that they stand by. Black Mirror forgot about that.
LMAO
In reality, every country negotiates with terrorists all the time. What do you think the CIA is for? The frick you think MI6 does all damn day? The ones we bomb are the ones who refuse to negotiate.
You can only negotiate if you have some reason to trust they'll actually follow through on their side of the deal. There's negotiating with some organization that is officially labeled as a terrorist group, and then there's negotiating an active terrorist situation where lives are imminently at stake. In the latter circumstance you have no ability to trust that they'll reciprocate any compliance from you.
With cameras rolling? Nothing. As other anons have stated, bowing to their demands will breed more demands and ransom attempts.
After the cameras have stopped? I make sweet, sweet love to that piggy's porcine butthole. I pound that hunk of ham so hard it forgets it's destined for someone's oven one day. I rearrange that pig's insides. I go balls deep inside that pig and inject it with a giant load. I glaze that piggy with my special sauce
Shag the pig, innit. Then realize I’ve not got me pig shagging loicense and get beheaded for using my pecker (read: the queen’s pecker) for shagging the queen’s pig.
I'd do it, but only after every person involved, except me, is fired and permanently excluded from politics. The dude was only in this position because every one of his cabinet members fricked up, after they told him that nothing would happen. Also, a guaranteed, lavish pension starting on that day. If they negotiate with terrorists, they'd also have to negotiate with me.
Tell all them br*ts live to go frick themselves or that pig, if they want to save that spoiled royal c**t so badly.
I'm not kidding, that's exactly what I would've done. I would pretend to go along if pressed so heavily, but showed them the middle finger in the last moment.
It's not about intelligence, I do not consider it an intelligent approach. It's more about pride and righteous rage. For frick sake, you need to go through such humiliation for what, your ratings? Not only that, but the spooks start to threaten your family? They can all burn if that's the case. I'm not going to be the one putting it for the team.
>ACTCHUALLY THE BAD GUYS WERE A BUNCH OF HIPPY ARTISTS WHO JUST GOT WAY IN OVER THEIR HEADS BUT WERE ABLE TO ELUDE THE LAW AND PULL THIS WHOLE STUNT
What a stupid vapid ending, should have been a bunch of clueless teens who were really good at hacking which could let you know how much power technology has over us once you know how to use it.
But no, it's just some weirdo doing things for fun
I'd rather die with my dignity intact, people in the future would know full well the situation I was placed in was bullshit and the royals would be the ones viewed as the villains.
Look at the camera and do the whole 'we don't negotiate with terrorists speech' like everyone else is saying, put to prove a point that it's not about preserving my dignity but the people's freedom I drop my pants and moon the camera, maybe even spread my cheeks to hammer the idea home
turn on oven
Drop my pants and show them how real men frick.
try very very hard not to cum in seconds
ain't anything new, been doing your mum all year long
Very rude anon
Why do they even negotiate with a terrorist?
Bongs are spineless and have no concept of pushing back unless it applies to their citizen's rights.
>unless it applies to their citizen's rights
nope, they're literally withdrawing from human rights conventions right now
Yeah but they would 100% push back if their bills triple whilst energy companies bank increased profits and their government benefit from the increase in tax revenue.
h-haha yeah imagine if that were happening p-people would be out in the streets haha
Damn right. There's no way they'd go full blown Stockholm Syndrome and approve the voting in of some millionaire ex-banker who pissed £37billion up the wall with a failed Track and Trace program, who has 7 homes that taxpayer's money helps to keep heated and who's wife has non-domicile status to avoid paying taxes in the UK.
Why would the working majority suffering from the cost of living crisis continue to pay their taxes when they're clearly having the utter piss ripped out them? Britons simply wouldn't do that.
Eww, gross. Stay away from me.
You better be careful, if you're one of these millionaire bankers then a baying lynch mob of taxpaying workers are 100% round the corner. The Brits are renown for not being taken for mugs by the 117 billionaires who live in the UK and donate heavily to parties that maximise their profits and screw over everyone else and public services in the process. The Brits are no fools.
Name one (1) right that UK citizens will lose by the UK leaving the ECHR
I sincerely hope you're not a fricking burger saying this. The people who forgave their rights to the Patriot Act while literally having all the guns. Cowards. Fricking rats and cowards.
>president fricks an american woman
What’s the problem?
>this is a 10/10 in britain
I wouldn't say anything. I'd shut up and listen to what the pig had to say and that's what no one did.
Under rated
I found this to be very absurd and unbelievable. Didn't work for me.
>We don't bow to demands of terrorists
There you go, all you need to say.
>absurd and unbelievable
>2 years later it's revealed the actual UK PM put his wiener in a pig's head whilst at university
>(alleged) university banter among drunk young adults is the same thing as being blackmailed as a global leader to have sex with a live animal as part of blackmail
one is believable the other one isnt
The pig was dead when he put his penis in it. No different than slapping your penis onto a slice of gammon.
Eh, whatever. We all do weird things.
Damn that pig lookin thiccccccc
Sign the peace deal with Russia
WHAT IF YOU HAD TO FRICK A PIG BECAUSE OF TECHNOLOGY???
MENTAL INNIT
WOT IF UR DAD WOZ AN EMAIL
Continue to eat my tasty swill and watch this bizarre human porn, hoping that nothing bad happens to me.
>I hope they don't notice it's not my first time...
i've pulled worse on an average night out in london
>we don't negotiate with terrorists
done
this
USA policy exists for a reason, that being by negotiating with them you are showing it works and just inviting more terrorism. Hence needs of "the few outweigh the need of the many".
Frick the kidnapped princess, there is no proof she will be released after the ultimatum is followed.
>Frick the kidnapped princess
Almost all countries have a "no negotiation with terrorists" rule that they stand by. Black Mirror forgot about that.
Lol.
LMAO
In reality, every country negotiates with terrorists all the time. What do you think the CIA is for? The frick you think MI6 does all damn day? The ones we bomb are the ones who refuse to negotiate.
>What do you think the CIA is for?
To further American imperialism, see pic related
henry kissinger and his consequences have been a disaster for the human race
You can only negotiate if you have some reason to trust they'll actually follow through on their side of the deal. There's negotiating with some organization that is officially labeled as a terrorist group, and then there's negotiating an active terrorist situation where lives are imminently at stake. In the latter circumstance you have no ability to trust that they'll reciprocate any compliance from you.
let the pig mount me
Just let them kill roastie. Who fricking cares. She would bring shame to the nation anyway. Pic related.
With cameras rolling? Nothing. As other anons have stated, bowing to their demands will breed more demands and ransom attempts.
After the cameras have stopped? I make sweet, sweet love to that piggy's porcine butthole. I pound that hunk of ham so hard it forgets it's destined for someone's oven one day. I rearrange that pig's insides. I go balls deep inside that pig and inject it with a giant load. I glaze that piggy with my special sauce
Frick the pig.
Fricking a pig? No big deal. Put a thong and a lot of tattoos on it and it'd be like fricking one of those Suicide Girls
>thong on pig
Bros...
There's no going back, anon.
yeah the US never negotiates with terrorists except for all the times that it does
lmao
Shag the pig, innit. Then realize I’ve not got me pig shagging loicense and get beheaded for using my pecker (read: the queen’s pecker) for shagging the queen’s pig.
Maintain that we cannot negotiate with terrorists or criminals and politely welcome any of my naysayers to frick the pig instead.
>Don't mind if I do!
me on the left
I'd do it, but only after every person involved, except me, is fired and permanently excluded from politics. The dude was only in this position because every one of his cabinet members fricked up, after they told him that nothing would happen. Also, a guaranteed, lavish pension starting on that day. If they negotiate with terrorists, they'd also have to negotiate with me.
What was the alternative, again?
>letting yourself basically be gang raped by the people of England.
Nah, frick that
Tell all them br*ts live to go frick themselves or that pig, if they want to save that spoiled royal c**t so badly.
I'm not kidding, that's exactly what I would've done. I would pretend to go along if pressed so heavily, but showed them the middle finger in the last moment.
you are very intelligent
you will always speak our tongue, cope eternally
It's not about intelligence, I do not consider it an intelligent approach. It's more about pride and righteous rage. For frick sake, you need to go through such humiliation for what, your ratings? Not only that, but the spooks start to threaten your family? They can all burn if that's the case. I'm not going to be the one putting it for the team.
come out as trans
Looks better than 90% of brit women, why not
Not negotiate with terrorists like an idiot.
nakadashi
This is easily the worst black mirror episode
>ACTCHUALLY THE BAD GUYS WERE A BUNCH OF HIPPY ARTISTS WHO JUST GOT WAY IN OVER THEIR HEADS BUT WERE ABLE TO ELUDE THE LAW AND PULL THIS WHOLE STUNT
What a stupid vapid ending, should have been a bunch of clueless teens who were really good at hacking which could let you know how much power technology has over us once you know how to use it.
But no, it's just some weirdo doing things for fun
>the Crown implicitly threatens to kill my family if I don't do it
I do it and hate myself for the rest of my life for it, just like in the episode
I'd rather die with my dignity intact, people in the future would know full well the situation I was placed in was bullshit and the royals would be the ones viewed as the villains.
Let the Princess die.
This. Fricking worthless inbred royals who did jack fricking shit for the Empire and let it crash and burn.
Implied that the royal family + masons + glowies would kill him and his family if he refused.
>implying i wouldn't let myself or family die just to throw a frick you in a israelites face
un-ironically this is why whites are losing the battles.
the only watchable episode of black mirror
crack some jokes
>well, better than my college ex
>smells better too!
I would have bought the pig dinner first, but I'm a gentleman.
was he ok??
his troubles are over now
i dont like this gif it made me sad 🙁
He's being put into a Gundam. It's okay, he will fight for us now.
Where's he going?
>so happy and then perplexed
I love this gif, though I know it's probably not a happy end.
Look at the camera and do the whole 'we don't negotiate with terrorists speech' like everyone else is saying, put to prove a point that it's not about preserving my dignity but the people's freedom I drop my pants and moon the camera, maybe even spread my cheeks to hammer the idea home
I floop the pig
>What would you do in this situation?
Continue eating from my bowl.