stick the toolbox in his mouth the wide way so he cant chomp my leg and then bash his nose untill he fricks off. then just poison him with some large bait
First, I scratch a record and explain my situation to anybody who'll listen, then I lose my leg. I'm not a chess grandmaster, so I haven't thought much further than that.
Slide under his lower jaw then use its body to as a base to propel myself sideways, raise myself against the railing then jump on its head like the Dragonborns finishing animation in Skyrim
Turn 360 and walk away.
Idiot! You'd be facing the same direction!
um no, you literal npc with no imagination whatsoever
Boop him on the nose 🙂
turn off the animatronic
>this made boomers shit and piss thier pants
Just dont go in the water lol. I wouldn't even be on that boat. Frick the ocean
the town would've died a slow death due to lack of tourism, moron
Then move lol
This is why you're on Cinemaphile rather than having an important position of responsibility in society
checked
but you still call this a society?
high praise indeed
I was told we live in a society
what you're told and what's happening are two wildly different things
If I lived in a society with giant sharks near it and it relied on tourism id move lol
If there were megaldong I would be visiting the town they were nearby 100%. I would, however, never be going in the water
This is actually a good point. "worlds largest shark" would 100% bring tourist in. Think of all the gift shop t shirts you could sell
you urbanites and your lack of community disgust me.
why didnt they just learn to code
Roll
Keep chomping then swim away from the boat before they shoot me.
Finish eating my sailor.
Yell cut and go get a lobster po boy.
kick his nose as hard as i can
stick the toolbox in his mouth the wide way so he cant chomp my leg and then bash his nose untill he fricks off. then just poison him with some large bait
give him that can of chef boyardee he is chompin at
First, I scratch a record and explain my situation to anybody who'll listen, then I lose my leg. I'm not a chess grandmaster, so I haven't thought much further than that.
Suck my own dick
need some ribs removed
ask marylin manson
>he still believes that's true
>implying implications
it's a joke, lad
lighten up
Get swallowed and then die jerking off to my vore fantasy coming to life
Slide under his lower jaw then use its body to as a base to propel myself sideways, raise myself against the railing then jump on its head like the Dragonborns finishing animation in Skyrim
Which one you think is worse to get killed by?
The shark from Jaws or the shark from Meg?
jaws, at least meg will swallow you whole and give you a fighting chance to cut your way out I guess
jaws easily.
great whites attack next to shore lines decently.
mega can't even get within like 200 feet of shoreline.
is that cia guy?
I don't know I'm not a shark.
what can you do but snap your jaws (hehe) and try to get back into the water?
Flap your tail?
rotate the fricker
Why do I keep pressing replay?
because ur dumb and cant put it on loop
k now that the feds are gone its cuz its an mk ultra video sorry anon ur a sleeper agent now
shoot my girlfriend in the knee so I can outrun her
I call my squad of friendly tiger sharks to come to my rescue
Just like in my favourite film jurassic world :^)