what would you do in this situation

what would you do in this situation

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    do a 360 and walk away

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so what you're telling me is its out?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      screenshot is from the spoilery trailer they just released to celebrate it making 100 million domestically

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        damn

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no it's nope

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Give it to me straight., Is it a white hate movie filled with kangs. Yes or no?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No except for the one time Keke's character says muh ancestor was the first actor in history and he was black and no one members

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao no.
      It's just a black brother and sister trying to get a photo of an alien.
      I mean there's some stuff about their black owned ranch but nothing about white people.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, you're just triggered

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Or maybe I'm asking because there is so much shit surrounding this thing. Don't forget to fetch another 8ball.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There is no shit, just whiny cry babies having a cry

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's one of the shortest essays of failure I ever read.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            nice haiku gaygit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Seethe monkey boy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Actually, no, not really. I was surprised by that and by how much I enjoyed it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a movie poking fun at the tiktok age of chasing clout. The protagonists use this horrifying monster to try and get famous.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's ultimately still a movie with a message about black people. it's very similar to Get Out, but it uses a 2 layer metaphor. The first metaphor is the alien representing wild animals, and how we exploit them, but the second layer metaphor is how we do the same to black people. The whole point was explained when they talked about their great great great grandpa. Everyone knew the filmmaker, no one knew the horse, or the actor.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it's one line, this really sound like a stretch, even if Peele intended something like that it's not something that's clear from the film and death of the author applies

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ok, well the fact that the monkey fist bumped the kid clearly meant that the kid and the monkey were equally exploited. So the message is at least about kids and animals. I'm sure he meant it about blacks, too, but there is less evidence of that, I agree. But there is some.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is a covid movie where it means that every scene only has 2 to 3 people.
      very long. very boring

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.tiktok.com/@whysoserious420_/video/7123126313925446958?is_from_webapp=v1&item_id=7123126313925446958
    what would you do in this scene

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >/vore/

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ring the missus and tell her, her knickers had been blown off the washing line again.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Quickly take off all my clothes and stroke myself to full mast. If I'm gonna go out, I'll make it uncomfortable for both of us.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does it look like a balloon?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >from the low IQ mind of Jordan Peele

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I was going to ask wtf this shit is but now you have revealed it is a Jordan Peele popasquat, I can toss the notion of ever watching it straight into the trashbin, thanks, anon, for saving me time

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >unsheathe my Maker hooks
    >teleport behind it
    >nothing personnel

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not watch homie movies?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This fricking guy took me out of the whole thing. Just the first phone call with his Batman ass voice took me out, then he shows up in a fricking jedi robe as a living embodiment of Deus Ex Machina. Kind of ridiculous.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >This fricking guy took me out of the whole thing. Just the first phone call with his Batman ass voice
      oh hey there zoomer, balls dropped yet? guess you never saw The Crow, or do you only watch MCU approved ‘movies’

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thats Michael Wincott
      he always sounds like that
      watch the movies he was in back in the 1990s

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    And this guy...I don't even know what to say. obviously a critique of documentation culture, but is way too on the nose about it. I mean, it wasn't realistic at all. And he had a voice changer under his helmet for some reason? Was he Darth Vader?

  13. 2 years ago
    Αnonymοus

    >here's ur horror movie monster bro

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >black person
      spine chilling horror

      thank u mr peel

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