What would you guys rather be, blind or a midget?
What would you guys rather be, blind or a midget?
This phonograph "reads" a rock’s rough surface and transforms it into beautiful ambient music pic.twitter.com/PYDzYsWWf8
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Midget. Blind sounds like the worst thing imaginable
Midget, at least I get to be a comedian by sheer size alone
midget, hands down
Literally
i'm already a manlet, so being a midget isn't much of a step down
now if you said I could be a blind 6'5" chad, or a midget, that would be a real question
in response to these anons, there should be a scaling system where you can trade some eyesight accuracy for increased height, or vice versa
for arguments sake, you cannot improve your eyesight though any means (glasses or surgery), and your eyesight is diminished at both close and far range
blind
I'm already incredibly insecure about my height and being shorter would make me want to rope
Height?
5'9 in sneakers outdoors
>but anon that's literally average height
yea, I told you I am incredibly insecure about it
Move to Thailand you won't feel so insecure
i'm this dude
, also 5'9
not insecure about my height but I'm definitely planning to visit some asian countries at some point and feel like a height mogging GOD
Then he’d be insecure about all the lady boys dick mogging him
Midget, no question. Neither life will be easy, but shit man, once you figure out transportation and clothing you can live a relatively normal life compared to the one who can't see anything.
I've always thought it would be neat to be blind.
Why?
Being a midget would have upsides. I could reach out to SSBBW models for squashing and facesitting videos. Having my face up BoBerry, or Sadie's ass, would make it completely worth it.
>when a normie says they'd rather be blind than deaf because they "couldn't live without music"
not like us intelligent Cinemaphilesters right guys?
Those people suddenly made complete sense to me when I found out there's people who get a good tingling sensation all over from listening to good pieces of music. No wonder they're so obsessed with music if it's a full-body experience for them.
Same with people who can't picture things in their head thinking books are boring as hell. Makes sense, because basically every book is like math textbook to them.
That tinglyness is an eargasm. Some music is so satisfying that it's like a wordless poem, affecting us deep inside. Sorry if you haven't felt it.
i get that very infrequently, but not every time I listen to music
I bet you could induce that sensation by reading a guide or something, haven't looked into it myself
Honestly an interesting response to my garbage shitpost.
Personally I'd hate to be blind but feel like I could adjust to becoming deaf quite quickly. Obviously people do lose their sight and adjust to it, but maybe you'd actually BENEFIT from
>there's people who get a good tingling sensation all over from listening to good pieces of music.
Different experience going to a concert vs listening to music in the shower, or even just sitting back immersed in an album with your eyes closed. Blinds have no choice in the matter.
Blind. It'd be harder to play guitar and piano as a midget
You just need a really small guitar and piano made for midgets
Won't work for acoustic instruments
Blind. Probably get disability. But shortness is a terrible thing.
A midget, because then I'd still get to fuck Bridget the Midget.
Blind. I love video games so I would hate being blind but midgets don't usually live as long as full sized people. and I don't think midgets can really play games effectively anyway because their hands are small and their arms are short
A tall blind guy or a midget? Being a blind guy who’s 5’8” would be suicide-inducing.
Midget. I'd be a pornstar
Hopefully not one of those midgets who is in constant physical agony, like Mini Me or the Fantasy Island guy, both of whom killed themselves because of it.
im still upset they never discussed the moron/crippled question
i wish this thread was about that
Gem
Being a midget would be a good excuse for being a loser so that
but being blind is a good excuse to hold a hot female thief captive against her will in your basement and forced inseminate her with a turkey baster
don't breathe was such a great fucking movie
society already gave you "autism spectrum disorder" on a silver platter, we're even calling it "a hidden disability" or "invisible"
ungrateful git