What would you guys rather be, blind or a midget?

What would you guys rather be, blind or a midget?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Midget. Blind sounds like the worst thing imaginable

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Midget, at least I get to be a comedian by sheer size alone

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    midget, hands down

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Literally

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i'm already a manlet, so being a midget isn't much of a step down
    now if you said I could be a blind 6'5" chad, or a midget, that would be a real question

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A tall blind guy or a midget? Being a blind guy who’s 5’8” would be suicide-inducing.

      in response to these anons, there should be a scaling system where you can trade some eyesight accuracy for increased height, or vice versa
      for arguments sake, you cannot improve your eyesight though any means (glasses or surgery), and your eyesight is diminished at both close and far range

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    blind
    I'm already incredibly insecure about my height and being shorter would make me want to rope

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Height?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        5'9 in sneakers outdoors
        >but anon that's literally average height
        yea, I told you I am incredibly insecure about it

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Move to Thailand you won't feel so insecure

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            i'm this dude

            i'm already a manlet, so being a midget isn't much of a step down
            now if you said I could be a blind 6'5" chad, or a midget, that would be a real question

            , also 5'9
            not insecure about my height but I'm definitely planning to visit some asian countries at some point and feel like a height mogging GOD

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Then he’d be insecure about all the lady boys dick mogging him

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Midget, no question. Neither life will be easy, but shit man, once you figure out transportation and clothing you can live a relatively normal life compared to the one who can't see anything.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've always thought it would be neat to be blind.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Being a midget would have upsides. I could reach out to SSBBW models for squashing and facesitting videos. Having my face up BoBerry, or Sadie's ass, would make it completely worth it.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >when a normie says they'd rather be blind than deaf because they "couldn't live without music"

    not like us intelligent Cinemaphilesters right guys?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Those people suddenly made complete sense to me when I found out there's people who get a good tingling sensation all over from listening to good pieces of music. No wonder they're so obsessed with music if it's a full-body experience for them.

      Same with people who can't picture things in their head thinking books are boring as hell. Makes sense, because basically every book is like math textbook to them.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That tinglyness is an eargasm. Some music is so satisfying that it's like a wordless poem, affecting us deep inside. Sorry if you haven't felt it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i get that very infrequently, but not every time I listen to music
        I bet you could induce that sensation by reading a guide or something, haven't looked into it myself

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly an interesting response to my garbage shitpost.

        Personally I'd hate to be blind but feel like I could adjust to becoming deaf quite quickly. Obviously people do lose their sight and adjust to it, but maybe you'd actually BENEFIT from
        >there's people who get a good tingling sensation all over from listening to good pieces of music.

        Different experience going to a concert vs listening to music in the shower, or even just sitting back immersed in an album with your eyes closed. Blinds have no choice in the matter.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Blind. It'd be harder to play guitar and piano as a midget

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You just need a really small guitar and piano made for midgets

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Won't work for acoustic instruments

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Blind. Probably get disability. But shortness is a terrible thing.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A midget, because then I'd still get to frick Bridget the Midget.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Blind. I love video games so I would hate being blind but midgets don't usually live as long as full sized people. and I don't think midgets can really play games effectively anyway because their hands are small and their arms are short

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A tall blind guy or a midget? Being a blind guy who’s 5’8” would be suicide-inducing.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Midget. I'd be a pornstar

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully not one of those midgets who is in constant physical agony, like Mini Me or the Fantasy Island guy, both of whom killed themselves because of it.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    im still upset they never discussed the Black person/crippled question
    i wish this thread was about that

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gem

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Being a midget would be a good excuse for being a loser so that

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      but being blind is a good excuse to hold a hot female thief captive against her will in your basement and forced inseminate her with a turkey baster

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        don't breathe was such a great fricking movie

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      society already gave you "autism spectrum disorder" on a silver platter, we're even calling it "a hidden disability" or "invisible"

      ungrateful git

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