What would you have done in that situation?
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Literally what the dad did, help cover it up and have a talk with my son. Puberty is a son of a b***h to go through.
probably this as well
mostly to get the situation dealt with as quickly as possible and never spoken of again
probably cum instantly from the shock
>walk in on your son fricking a pie on the kitchen table
>cum
Reminder that he had internet but for some reason had to resort to this and porn channel's static noise
internet porn wasn't as freely available plus this was still days of dial-up. Would've had to wait forever for a video to load up.
>video
lol
I was definetly downloading questionable porn videos from P2P programs in 1999, anon.
I had high speed cable internet in 1998, poorgays have ruined the internet.
Plus teenagers will just sexualize everything, once you get through puberty you are able to compartmentalize your sex drive (hopefully)
I jerked off to those green/black pixel-art things you could get as a banner/background on old mobile phones, that they'd advertise in the back of magazines. Just a tiny pixel version of a woman's breasts in profile was enough and these days kids can't do it without some camprostitute indulging their specific fetish.
more like wait forever for an image to load. Videos werent even playable in the browser until quicktime figured it out.
Reminds me of the time I opened a bunch of porn pictures then went to bed so they would finish loading by the next day. My mother woke me up in the morning and asked me to look up something for her. Forgetting all about the porn, I switched on my computer with her standing behind me, and there it was, nice big Latina ass cheeks spread wide open. Instead of just turning off the damn monitor I tried closing all the windows quickly, but all that did was basically cycle through them so she saw everything I had open, 15 pictures or so of Latinas showing their goods. At least she never worried I was gay after that.
>At least she never worried I was gay after that.
Are you?
No, and still have the same taste in women as I did at 14
I tried to print a picture of Carmen Electra naked and the family printer got confused and didnt print anything. The job of course was still queued to print, and did so when my mother fixed the printer the next day. She cried lmao (love her to death, but she's kind of an idiot)
Strange that mother's even get upset over this shit. It's not like it was a picture of Dennis Rodman. My mother was a huge bawd and even she got furious when she found my "homework" folder.
it's just going through parenting motions
they know we're going to do it, but they can't outright condone it lest you begin to think it's completely acceptable and move on to more degenerate shit
He had a webcam and streamed his room online in real time, i think the connection was good enough to watch some stuff
Movies never make webcam scenes look realistic. Its never cameras being 360p quality with choppy delays and sound like your speaking in an empty box.
> t. poorgay
High speed internet was available in the 90s. Dial-up was for the common pleb.
You're right about the porn was shit though.
You guys are fricking moronic if you think there werent a miriad of options available to him before resorting to fricking a pie. I myself was a veteran porn acquirer many years before streaming sites were a thing.
Gather round younglings. I was there in ages past, before the dawn of the internet, jerking off to a Victoria's Secret catalogue in a maintenance closet on the roof of our apartment building.
Well Jimbo may have been a pie fricker but wasn't a degenerate internet coomer like you.
i never said he didnt have options, i was mostly making a point to that zoomer poster pretending to know what the net was like in the late 90s.
It's better when you earn it
forget the internet, does no one remember there being porn magazines EVERYWHERE? and i mean, everywhere you looked you could find porn mags, like in places where you would play as a kid.
DId you grow up in a perv house in perville.
Kids here stole them from 7-Eleven if I recall. The clerks would shoo you off if you stood around the magazine rack for too long.
At mine they were put on the top shelf near the ceiling so kids couldn't reach.
>porn
Eh. Titty mags, yes. Actual porn was easier to find on video, behind saloon doors. Real porn mags like Hustler or harder required travel for me.
Finish
cum inside
pulled those shorts down and gone to town on that thicc booty
If it was me in this scenario, I'd be Eugene Levy. I suppose I'd have to put myself in the oven.
"You know, dad. A pie can have as many holes as we want. You in or out?"
Got on top of him and become the caboose of this man train.
I'm not a giant pervert, so I wouldn't be caught dead fricking a pie.
I'll make it my life's mission to have you found dead fricking a pie.
I'm going to kill you then make your corpse frick a pie. Then you'll go to hell for lying.
Ask if the pie is still warm.
>This is how I was dressed. Was I asking for it?
Well Cinemaphile?
Yes bawd.
Yes but I sure wasn't asking for the clap you gave me.
>I said "whipped" cream on top
I wouldn't have fricked a pie.
What the frick? I swear the short is him standing holding the pie against his dick. Is this some Mandela Effect thing?
"Unrated edition". This was one of, if not the first, used to sell more dvds.
So which is the unrated version? Standing or lying?
Lying down. MPAA said it looked too much like him fricking it.
But...that's the joke
You overestimate the MPAA's sense of humor
Who wants to see that, though? Not exactly a selling point.
I'd ask him if he was going to finish that.
Not frick the pie
Was he going to let them eat the pie afterwards? What was the plan here?
>horny teenager at full mast
>planning ahead
You must be a genuine case of low testosterone, go get yourself checked.
The whole movie was about them planning ahead. Have you not watched it?
I wouldn't have put myself in this situation
My dick isn't keratinised due to a barbaric ritual of lopping off the tip of it to stop little boys from touching themselves, so I'd never think of having to frick a pie for self-gratification.