What would you have done in this situation?
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What would you have done in this situation?
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Cum.
Is he okay?
ejaculated
Invoked the name of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ, and driven the demons away.
done this a couple times, it worked
This. If you make a sign of the cross with your hand at a UFO it can't harm you
Nice meme. Did you get your pastor to approve it for you?
the couple of times i did it i didnt sign catholic stuff, but yeah havnt been to a church service in maybe 30 years but it worked
You could done a Michael Jackson pose and it would of still worked.
might have worked, i did moon walk when i came into contact with a dogman after 10 months in the wilderness isolated, went back to my camp grabbed my shotty and waited for daylight then packed up back to society
I know it from personal experience, it's not about christianity specifically but just having something strong to believe in, it dispels all of this shit, demons, aliens, bigfoot type creatures w/e
thats pretty much what my tribal elders would say as well, didnt change the fact i was still scared shitless but i wasnt harmed by any creatures nor where my family when they encountered beings dogman was much more scary than the big eye'd demon ayylmaos tho. never seen bigfoot or deerwoman but others in my family have
I havent seen a bigfoot or any animal like creature either, just things that might have been ghost, demonic or what they would call aliens. They all feed on fear and bad feelings and that's what they want from you, thats why it's important not to give it to them
this only works on sleep paralysis demons. ayyy lmaos don’t give a fuc
Read accounts of alien abduction it works. Aliens are demons
Your god is a dead man on a stick.
And then he was risen from the dead. So you and I could enter the kingdom of Heaven clothed in his Holy Righteousness. Amen.
How would you have done it with that thing in your mouth?
just listen to tool - rosetta stoned, way better
Lie about it to journalists.
1- Whip out my dick
2- Start jerking off
3- cum all over the ayys
This works, my abductor's were so impressed by my cum strings that they let me frick their alien wives. I've got some alien babies somewhere out there.
you're gonna pay ayy child support r-right anon?
just relax instead of being a pussy
Do you freak out at the dentist too or something?
What is this and what's happening here?
From fire in the the sky probably the most terrifying alien abduction sequence of any film imo
Well I'm glad he woke up and was okay
>probably the most terrifying alien abduction sequence of any film
What's a better one? Communion was pretty memorable, but not as scary.
Not him but Skinwalker Ranch was pretty scary
They won't reply to you. Some people are just so broken at this point that showing any sort of emotion outside of hate is considered cringe to them.
this should be stickied as a reminder to people
kek
Why are you like this?
I found it funny, because it was so needlessly cruel. It's like those weren't top notch alien scientists, but rather some frat boys being drunk as frick, and not having much of an idea what they're doing, just hazing some dumb human they found.
they only do it because he kicked their leader in the head.
kek
its goofy as frick, the aliens look like from indiana jones 4 and they travel the galaxy just to bully some drunk guy around and probe his butthole
Think of ayylmao abductions as a bunch of backwoods ayys who like to smoke spaceweed who like to go fishing but instead of catching fish they catch humans and stick stuff up their butts. Just another way to kill time and spend time with the bros.
Fricking homosexual shouldn't have come out of the truck to begin with.
Do what the real man did, violently attack everything around me with a chair.
no anal?
never hurts to ask
probably get hard from that sexy latex suction
Piss, fard & shid so they have to clean it up
They were just roto-rootering his asaphagas and stomach.
Questioned just how these things had managed to traverse the stars.
Mangekyou sharingan
what movie is this?
Fire in the sky, true story by the way
there are no alien abductions or visitors.
all stories are either ramblings by drunks or people with legit mental illness, craving for attention
MIB?
Fire in the Sky
Those are the same thing
>ITT: horrific scenes that become hilarious when happening to Warwick Davis
So literally any scary and/or cruel scene in every film ever?
>alien rape
I would've just went with it 2bh.
aayyyy
Just showed this to my 8 year old. He said it was gay and good thing it wasn't real. I said this guy really had this happen and they recorded it for real like a documentary as it was happening then told him to watch it again as I left the room.
I'd just lay back, relax, and enjoy the ride
Dude I JUST jerk offd, can you please stop posting coom bait.
Plz stop anon, i need to stop jerking off 5 times a day
Yeah "cumming into a sock" isn't a personality trait. Put the porn down, Jesus
I usually cum on to my tummy and then lay there, covered in my own cum, in a deep shame for about 15 minutes. Then I get back on Cinemaphile and repeat the process
Basédo
Ye gods Anya Taylor Joy is so hot
Would have had a huge erection. I actually jacked off to this scene
If it were me, things wouldn't have went down the way they did. There would have been a lot of blood in that space craft
>outta the way E.T. frickin shits
He looks like Tom Green here
I'd coom on the ayylmaos to show them who is boss
I just saw this film last night. It sucked. The alien scene was cool, but the midget bastards were only in it for five fricking minutes.
ask for better genetics
that what the Uruguayan UFO hunter did
>Mom found the cum mask
Warn them I'll expose them on Joe rogan.