What would you have done in this situation?

What would you have done in this situation?

  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cum.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is he okay?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ejaculated

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Invoked the name of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ, and driven the demons away.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      done this a couple times, it worked

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nice meme. Did you get your pastor to approve it for you?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          the couple of times i did it i didnt sign catholic stuff, but yeah havnt been to a church service in maybe 30 years but it worked

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You could done a Michael Jackson pose and it would of still worked.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              might have worked, i did moon walk when i came into contact with a dogman after 10 months in the wilderness isolated, went back to my camp grabbed my shotty and waited for daylight then packed up back to society

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I know it from personal experience, it's not about christianity specifically but just having something strong to believe in, it dispels all of this shit, demons, aliens, bigfoot type creatures w/e

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            thats pretty much what my tribal elders would say as well, didnt change the fact i was still scared shitless but i wasnt harmed by any creatures nor where my family when they encountered beings dogman was much more scary than the big eye'd demon ayylmaos tho. never seen bigfoot or deerwoman but others in my family have

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I havent seen a bigfoot or any animal like creature either, just things that might have been ghost, demonic or what they would call aliens. They all feed on fear and bad feelings and that's what they want from you, thats why it's important not to give it to them

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this only works on sleep paralysis demons. ayyy lmaos don’t give a fuc

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Your god is a dead man on a stick.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And then he was risen from the dead. So you and I could enter the kingdom of Heaven clothed in his Holy Righteousness. Amen.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How would you have done it with that thing in your mouth?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    just listen to tool - rosetta stoned, way better

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lie about it to journalists.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    1- Whip out my dick
    2- Start masturbating
    3- cum all over the ayys

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This works, my abductor's were so impressed by my cum strings that they let me fuck their alien wives. I've got some alien babies somewhere out there.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you're gonna pay ayy child support r-right anon?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    just relax instead of being a pussy

    Do you freak out at the dentist too or something?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What is this and what's happening here?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      From fire in the the sky probably the most terrifying alien abduction sequence of any film imo

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Well I'm glad he woke up and was okay

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >probably the most terrifying alien abduction sequence of any film

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What's a better one? Communion was pretty memorable, but not as scary.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Not him but Skinwalker Ranch was pretty scary

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            They won't reply to you. Some people are just so broken at this point that showing any sort of emotion outside of hate is considered cringe to them.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              this should be stickied as a reminder to people

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          kek

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you like this?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I found it funny, because it was so needlessly cruel. It's like those weren't top notch alien scientists, but rather some frat boys being drunk as fuck, and not having much of an idea what they're doing, just hazing some dumb human they found.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            they only do it because he kicked their leader in the head.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          kek

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        its goofy as fuck, the aliens look like from indiana jones 4 and they travel the galaxy just to bully some drunk guy around and probe his asshole

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Think of ayylmao abductions as a bunch of backwoods ayys who like to smoke spaceweed who like to go fishing but instead of catching fish they catch humans and stick stuff up their butts. Just another way to kill time and spend time with the bros.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fucking gay shouldn't have come out of the truck to begin with.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do what the real man did, violently attack everything around me with a chair.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no anal?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      never hurts to ask

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    probably get hard from that sexy latex suction

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Piss, fard & shid so they have to clean it up

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They were just roto-rootering his asaphagas and stomach.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Questioned just how these things had managed to traverse the stars.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mangekyou sharingan

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what movie is this?

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT: horrific scenes that become hilarious when happening to Warwick Davis

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So literally any scary and/or cruel scene in every film ever?

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >alien rape
    I would've just went with it 2bh.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    aayyyy

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just showed this to my 8 year old. He said it was gay and good thing it wasn't real. I said this guy really had this happen and they recorded it for real like a documentary as it was happening then told him to watch it again as I left the room.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd just lay back, relax, and enjoy the ride

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dude I JUST masturbated, can you please stop posting coom bait.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Plz stop anon, i need to stop masturbating 5 times a day

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah "cumming into a sock" isn't a personality trait. Put the porn down, Jesus

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I usually cum on to my tummy and then lay there, covered in my own cum, in a deep shame for about 15 minutes. Then I get back on Cinemaphile and repeat the process

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Basédo

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ye gods Anya Taylor Joy is so hot

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Would have had a huge erection. I actually jacked off to this scene

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If it were me, things wouldn't have went down the way they did. There would have been a lot of blood in that space craft

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >outta the way E.T. fuckin shits

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like Tom Green here

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd coom on the ayylmaos to show them who is boss

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just saw this film last night. It sucked. The alien scene was cool, but the midget bastards were only in it for five fucking minutes.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ask for better genetics

    that what the Uruguayan UFO hunter did

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Mom found the cum mask

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Warn them I'll expose them on Joe rogan.

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