What would you said to him ?
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Chicks with dicks is not always gay. We can even prove it mathematically.
Chicks with dicks is not always gay. We can even prove it mathematically. Let's create something called a "straightness" factor. We will define this number to be the following: (Pairs of tits + # vaginas) / (Pairs of balls + # dicks) Thus, if we input a straight intimate coupling we get: (1 + 1) / (1 + 1) Resulting in a value of 1. We'll call this default straightness. As you can see, if you remove all women, there would be a zero in the top. Thus, we can say a result of zero is 100% gay. If we remove all men, the value in the bottom is a zero, resulting in an undefined or infinite value. Thus we say exceptionally large value is lesbian. If we take just a solo transexual MtF, we would have a pair of tits, a pair of balls, and a single penis. If we input these values into the formula above, our value is only one-half. Thus, it is not 100% gay. However, if we get into fictional material such as hentai - futanari - we can get farther away from 100% gay. A single "futa" would have a pair of balls, a single penis, a vagina, and a pair of tits. This results again, in a value of 1 from our formula, standard straightness. Of course, if you throw women into the equation we get further and further away from 100% gay. In fact, by throwing in a single woman into a pornographic film with a transexual, we get two pairs of tits, a vagina, a pair of balls, and a penis. If we input these values into our formula we get 3/2. This is interestingly enough treading into lesbian territory! As such, mathematically we can say that porn involving "chicks with dicks" is not always gay.
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I wouldn't have said anything, I would have listened, which no one did.
that's referenced almost every fucking day you gays. how new are you?
touch grass moron
Prometheus was about family and the aliens that hatch along the way.
every fucking time
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I would have said something like that I guess
funny but he just wanted to be healthy again iirc
Mixed with hubris of being similar to a creator just because he made an android
>this man says he wants you to make him live forever
David phrased it badly on purpose, but Weylend genuinely wanted immortality
The android was better and far more successful than anything the engineers made. Hell, it acted exactly like they wanted humans to act and would have been rhe perfect obediant non-violent servants they wanted
>gets btfo in a single motion
Nobody ever said the engineers made humans to serve them, either.
Yes, they did you dumb shit. It's literally what the engineer goes on a rant about, that humans are too violent, don't listen, and don't worship them enough. And yeah, a small thing can get btfo in one hit by a big thing. Brainlet.
If the android was so perfect it wouldn't have broken
Your argument is also fallacious considering David completely goes off the rail in Covenant.
I'm sure most would ask the same things Shaw did. If they let her speak maybe he wouldn't have chimped out.
maybe he was incel
who the fuck is moot?
I wouldve hugged him
"Have you ever heard to tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"
>wow this human looks old and evil but hey they managed to fly here on a spaceship, maybe they’re enlightened now. Hey nice robot, good effort guys
>(retarded jarhead smacks a tiny woman with his gun)
>okay these primitives are still retards, guess I’ll do my job and kill them all AAAAAAAAAAAGH
>Trans women are real women.
>how much would could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
>Bro I've seen the future, you die by giant squid facerape.
>I'm the result of your brother's sacrifice and I'm here asking for more
Oh that's what the character said
>good morning ser, best extraterrestrial
I wouldn't say a single word to him. I would listen to what he had to say, and that's what no one did.
you wouldnt have read the 4th post either
It's because it used to be called Chuck's so Sneed's Seed and Feed becomes Chuck's Fuck and Suck
I would just listen, which clearly no one else ever did.
"why did you put yourself in a sleep pod forever?"
You're a big guy.
"I accidentally a whole coke bottle"
>Hello. Sorry to disturb you, but we saw your distress signal. We are explorers. Do you require medical assistance?
>if you're superior to us why are you bald
>bench press 1RM?
Could you please wipe out all "muh jump scare aliumz" retard from earth so that we get the rightful sequel to this kino?
Please excuse the robot, sir. We aren't as advanced as you and that's currently the best we can do. By the way, can you make me taller?
i would demand immortality
itty bitty baby, itty bitty boat
I don’t believe it
I would have demanded he kill me right then and there. Then he'd have instead made me immortal. See, they're an alien race that works on opposites. Clever subversion.
>what would you said to him
good morning sir
I would just kneel and hope he spares me. If he gets ready to kill me I say "lmao bald" and die.
I would've asked him to plant a lethal genetic defect in humanity that will only trigger in Ridley Scott when he decides to botch his Alien prequels.
I would dump the entirety of Warhammer 40k's on his ass, but tell it as if it was history instead of fiction.
>Hi. We have come here based on your directions
>We have learned that an outbreak with a very dangerous pathogen happened here
>However, we also learned that your kind does not like us anymore, perhaps of something that happened in the past
>Care to have a dialogue?
Anyway, the Engineer's mission was to destroy Earth so they were walking on eggshells with their dialogue checks. They basically stood no chance to reason with it because of Weyland's presence and his self-serving demands. Had he croaked before the group met the Engineer, then maybe they would've stood a chance.
>the Engineer's mission was to destroy Earth
Where was this said?
These are the people who killed Christ, go gettem.
>to baldly go, amiright?
Listen to me big boy, we have here Noomi Rapace, one of the most succulent females on earth. Let's have a hardcore threesome while we tour the galaxy with this junk. You can take her ass, okay? If you behave, I will let you taste her recently aborted vagina.
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