What would you wish for?

What would you wish for?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A toasted sandwich and some salt and vinegar chips. I have a strong suspicion I might get my wish in the next hour or so.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Madsen 1902

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    monke gf

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You're free Jeannie, now start sucking

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    more wishes

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Unexcelled, perfect enlightenment.
    And yes I'm aware of the irony.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >to be a women

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A coke.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      But none of the Black folk and hispanics are out of America yet.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Superpowers
    If I get to pick I’d do Superman after he marinated in the sun so I basically become a new age god

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think his wishes were unlimited so you don't have to worry about that.

    I'd be too busy busting nuts in Jeannie, so I guess I'd wish for the ability to frick as much as I want. immortality and money too but later.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick, i came here to joke about having sex with genie girls and I'm watching an entire episode of this now, wtf

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        its a good show

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        that show is all about the sexual tension of wanting to frick a cute genie.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    switch the timeline back

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For the Goo from Village of the Giants

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    TND

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      gem

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A shopping cart on top of a flag pol

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A copy of Darconville's Cat

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The power to crush my enemies.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    One of these.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    that everyone on the planet except me shrunk to half their height. that would be so fricking funny

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Total israelite death.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Death

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    To cum like a guy in hentai

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Obtuse, Rubber Goose, Green Moose, Guava Juice, Birthday Cake, Giant Snake, Large Fries, Chocolate Shake!

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For her to be my wife

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    my first wish would be to have convenient shits with little to no cleanup so im not wiping in the bathroom for 40 minutes on average each time i have a bowel movement

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >40 minutes on average
      What kind of fricked up diet/bowel disease do you have Anon?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why not just wish to never need to shit?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        that sounds like a very easy path to a wish going wrong

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I met her at DOTD Atlanta a couple months ago. She was cool.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      WALLED

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        she's 91, it's ok

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        When you are 90 years old, all you need to do is be able to function and not shit your pants to be hot.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm jealous.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i wouldn't wish for anything so i could have a genie to talk with every now and then

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >increase world hunger
    >eliminate the internet
    >make every nuke on the planet explode at the same time
    >increase the sea level

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Savage

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >>make every nuke on the planet explode at the same time

      How much damage would that really do? They're all off in military bases in the middle of nowhere or in submarines.

      >b-but muh nuclear winter
      meme

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For her to give me a topless bj

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Barbara Eden was hot for a long time this is her at 26

    ?t=103
    the Jeannie stuff was when she was in her mid to late 30s

    she's like 50 in this

    you'll never see a woman naturally age like again

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah she was like 39 when Jeannie ended and still smoking hot. When they did the Jeannie reunion movie she was like 55 and was showing her age a bit but she still had a sexy flat tummy.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        at 55 no woman is going to be prime but just the fact that she was still frickable at 55 naturally is really remarkable.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah she was frickable until she was about 60. And tbh I still would today because its fricking Barbara Eden.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            seriously at 60 she looked like a mid 30s roastie in current year. it's was insane

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              if you wouldnt frick that you are gayer than aids

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I would 100% but my point was wow at 60 she was more frickable naturally than current year roastie in her late 30s. her longevity is remarkable.

                she was still so cute.

                absolutely, she was still cute at 60 which is unheard of today with women walling at half her age when she was 60.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              she was still so cute.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Complete control of South fork and Ewing oil

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Agua

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    To become a real street homie

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sex

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    hunty gf

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wish whenever I snapped my fingers a little dick would appear between her legs but only for 24 hours

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    To live in a world before smartphones, to look like a slightly above average guy, and to be immortal. That should cover it I think.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Gameboy, chocolate cake, and a threescore with her and Lauren Holly.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A few superpowers
    >Mass hypnosis
    >Ghost mode
    >Super intelligence
    >Control of space-time

    And a beautiful, loyal harem.

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