What would you wish for?

What would you wish for?

  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    8 hours of uninterrupted sleep

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      /thread

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Such an underrated wish.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      dad or what?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You fall asleep, uninterrupted for 8 hours. You wake up soaked in piss and diarrhea since you had a stomach ache in the middle of the night but was not interrupted with an urge to go to the toilet.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        dammit, hate how every wish backfires.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        still fucking worth it

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wake up needing to piss and then just go back to sleep without pissing, are you 60 years old?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Woosh.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      8 hours are unhealthy. Sleep for only 7, bro.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok anonymous Cinemaphile poster

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like a sickly zombie if I only get 7 hours of sleep. I feel fine after 8. 9 hours gives me a headache and I feel bloated the rest of the day.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >9 hours gives me a headache and I feel bloated the rest of the day
          are you me you? sleep drunkenness sucks

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I take 24 eight minute micro naps on the hour every hour. My car talks to me and I can walk through drywalls

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            so what? I sleep sometimes and one of my my legs is real but with a wooden foot and the other leg is wooden but has a real foot, also one of the legs has a wheel coming out of it.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I go with 4.5 a night except on weekends where I sleep 7

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whoa dude you're adulting.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy fuck just imagine.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      jeez, i wish to make your wish come true bro

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT A LIFE

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      got 12+ hrs today, don't know wtf happened I always get 1-3 hrs max

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im soo busy guys look, i have soo much going on, people need me, help me fellow Cinemaphileners!

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Checked. Now get a job.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can be a neet and still suffer sleeping disorders dude.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I work normal hours but I can't remember the last time I slept through the night or felt rested when I woke up.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      unless you're a brand new father, that's something you can get easily if you stop being an interntet addicted NEET

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Neighbors

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          earplugs

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            earplugs don't stop vibration from people walking, car exhausts etc

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >earplugs
            dun like em
            i can 'ear me 'eart beatin

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            What fantasy world do you live in that earplugs block loud noise? They just muffle it.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          rough, buddy

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not me. Simply sharing a bed with my wife is usually enough to prevent making it through the night without interruption.
        Also depending on the child, the "new father" phase can last for quite awhile. Sure they aren't waking up every 2-3 hours for feeding but there's all kinds of shit that can go wrong overnight from bad dreams, to wetting the bed and so on. Pic related.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      im been sleeping 2 hours in 3-4 different times of a day in the last 5 years, there are times where i ldont even know if im awake.
      tinnitus is slowly killing me, but i wish it killed me long time ago.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn...

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This but make it so I always feel well rested afterwards. Sometimes I don't.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's with this boomer joke? just go to bed early

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      based snoozer

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same here since I am a father now.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      dumb wagecuck

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck that hit right in the feels.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow way to kill the thread, I’m sad now

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw average 5-6 hours a night during the week
      I hate that my friends live two time zones away from me so we never start gaming until 9 at the earliest.
      Fuck I wish I didn’t have to wake up at 6:30 in the morning.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw haven't slept for eight hours or more in over a decade

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        just take some melatonin and go to bed early

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      n

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      23 and feeling this

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        hahahahahaha

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw window looking down at the barrel of the megaphone some muzdog demoniac lunatic scream sings his guts out literally into hernias towards their pagan god 30 minutes before the crack of dawn every morning
      i understand where you're coming from

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    To be her throne and toilet in hell for all eternity

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your wish is granted. Except, after 10 minutes, you decide you really really hate it and would like to take it back.

      No dice.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably superior to hell tbh

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      good until you realize she has ibs.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        even better

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i would not wish for anything as the existence of satan, a human soul and hell infers the existence of god and heaven.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      On your death bed they tell you they spiked your drink with DMT that night

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the weird part of Christianity, that it kind of shatters wish fulfillment. We have nothing to ask for.

      I'm not sure I'd go as far as Liebniz and say that we live in the best of all possible worlds, but sometimes theologically it seems that way, at least in the sense that we have nothing to ask for. All that we pray for will be granted (if it is good)...

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish for a dictionary to give to this anon

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    To never go to hell

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Granted. You die and your soul remains stuck in the coffin 6 feet under the earth for all eternity.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    A little more baklavaaaaaaa

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    For her to be my loving, loyal, obedient and submissive wife.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >submissive
      BOOOOOORING

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        found the butt pirate

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Not wanting a woman who will challenge you and can trade witty barbs

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nice deflection. You meant getting pegged by a dom woman, not a witty talkative girl

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nah I'm into facesitting and body worship but not pegging. Look up Femdom Ass Worship that's what I like not that CBT buttrape shit

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Now THIS is projection lmao
              Kys chud

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >BOOOOOORING
        Having a woman submit to you is fucking kino actually

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          truly a peak experience

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Found the roastie. So tell me, how many fragrant ghatto kangs have busted their nuts inside your gash in the last couple of days?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hispanic incel posting is becoming an epidemic

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shut the fuck up you gay

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              make me

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You must have a severely limited imagination.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      For her to be my mom

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    dubs

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. Every wish cucked him by giving him technically what he asked for but never actually what he wanted.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Put it in writing, have a lawyer go over it, problem solved

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You really think Satan doesn't have a hells worth of the best most deceitful lawyers on retainer down there?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Won't change the fact that the contract is null and void if they pull any funny business. Maybe I'll even throw in an arbitration agreement, with myself as arbiter

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            They'll get out of that contract faster than you get out of social events anon.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Based lawyer. Although arbitral awards arnt enforceable in the UK and most of the US.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah Rudy Giuliani is still alive

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Rudy is based

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hell retains the services of the law firm Dewey, Burnem, and Howe.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I assume Satan has the same lawyers as Disney

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        More like it was an excuse for gags and fanservice, with a hamfisted message thrown in. His character's problem was his entire personality, not just lack of confidence

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >upside down satan
          Raaagh

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Monkeys paw.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    sex
    sex
    SEX

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    to be happy

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    A loving and faithful Anya Taylor Wife

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are now married to an obese Mexican woman who happens to be named Anya Taylor, not Anya Taylor Joy

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      your wish had been granted, you will live with her forever

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Need to also wish her into eating some burgers.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      could u imagine her gaining like 50-60 pounds? neeeed anya tummy and thighs

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it bad if I want to take her out on a date to a fine dining restaurant, start the evening with an apéritif, a glass of chardonnay, continue with an appetizer - bruschettas with all sorts of vegetable/oil pairings, order duck in double berry sauce, a chocolate mousse with vanilla ice cream and 18k gold sprinkles, and then end the meal with a glass of don perignon, just to go back to my place and fuck her ass for half an hour, cumming 3 times without pulling out for a split second?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      no that's how it's supposed to go, the date is for her and the butt banging is for you. Both of you have a nice time out that night and make each other feel good, her butt is what she brings to the table

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Movie should have ended with Satan seeing the lengths Brendan Fraser was going to for some bitch who never liked him, and decided to just make him her hell-husband instead.

    How would this have not been a better ending?

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    For my wife to come back to me.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    m60 machine gun

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mis establos.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else think the “hell” scenes were actually pretty terrifying and existentially dreadful?

    E.g. the super old people forced to dance in a nightclub for eternity. Basically “you like being a hedonist? Have it forever!” And it’s turned your pleasure into pain much like how his wishes backfire

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked that aspect, Hell being the very thing you always wanted forever. I love this movie, although it has a different tone than the original I think it's the better of the two.

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Liz Hurley

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      im next maam

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    you cannot grant what i wish for. it is not in your authority. you are bound and limited in your share. your authority is only over those who have turned their backs to it and flee with those who flee.

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    to wish to life in a world where france and germany was always one kingdom with one government, one region, one language and one culture.
    that would have prevented so many wars.

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The power to materialize in my pockets any currency when I need it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The IRS knocks on your door and you're jailed for tax evasion.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I bribe them.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Granted but since you bribed all of them the whole public knows and they want to kill you

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Granted
            Granted what? I didn't wish for anything I stated my course of action.

            You suck at monkeypawing, man.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              It’s literally impossible to bribe the entirety of the IRS, so it can only be done through a wish

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It’s literally impossible to bribe the entirety of the IRS
                You can't be this stupid

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I make the rules here Nate

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    those who all themselves garden gnomes but are not gone from this world

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Win whichever lottery has the most money and never lose the money or get involved with crime, or whatever phrasing I need to avoid dumbass loopholes.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >never lose the money
      Loophole detected. Your money stays with you forever, you won't get to spend it at all.

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    for no one else's wishes to come true

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Loving non autistic parents

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What would you wish for?
    For her to repent of her sins and become a follower of Jesus Christ.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      She plays checkers with God, I think she'll be fine

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    that heaven is real and I get to see my dead relatives again after I die

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to be her.

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    for Peter Cook to be going on about wiping out garden gnomes on his bus ride through Golders Green by accident not be a joke,
    >before I knew it id wiped out 50000 of the fuckers

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’d wish away all the blacks and garden gnomes

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I wish that all my wishes, including this one, are granted in the exact spirit and manner in which I intend and imagine them.
    >I wish I could grant my own wishes without limitation or restriction.
    >I wish you would take your shoes and socks off.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish this gays wishes all backfire in increasingly lulzy ways

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wanna fuck Liz so bad bros.

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being white and chad.

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sexo

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >8 hours are unhealthy. Sleep for only 7, bro.

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish reincarnation was real instead of binary judgemental afterlife realms, and everyone knew it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's already real

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I just get a hug?

  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd ask her to shrink me to a few inches tall and let me massage and worship her feet

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      this but the opposite

  39. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just finished watching Sharpe. She was in an episode. Genuinely one of the most attractive people I think I've ever seen.

  40. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish every lottery ticket I buy is guaranteed to be a jackpot winner.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Granted. You're now black, living in a ghetto and the cartel knows about your power.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the fuck kind of wish granting is this?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's typical genie wishing, you wish for something that seems good, but the genie twists it so you actually end up suffering more. Basically the world reminding you you are not allowed to be happy.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            But it wasn't even a clever twist or a cruel irony, just tryhard edgy bullshit.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              I thought you were being sarcastic. But you're actually angry. Angry on 4chins. Wow. ok. LMAO

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Redeem my wish you bloody bitch bastard.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Meh, I'm not the one writing them.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are supposed to twist it in a clever way. You can't just add random bullshit. Otherwise every evil genie would simply add "and you are assraped in a dungeon for all eternity".

  41. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    pet monkey

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Granted, you become her pet monkey

  42. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still don't understand what was bad about the gay wish. It's not like he was magically obliged to keep sucking cocks, he could just ditch his boyfriend and live a rich life of success.

  43. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Money. Money solves all of life's problems.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      gives you all the money you want, but you die the next day

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't it ironic?

  44. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    a daughter/wife

  45. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is one of the nicest happy endings I can remember. Of course it's a bit sappy but it really fits with the theme of the movie about just accepting yourself. Once he does, things get better without much thought or effort. Plus Happy Brendan is best Brendan.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Black God and sexy Satan have a chess match

  46. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    To become my loving wife and mother of my children

  47. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice, giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!

  48. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    For her to be my unquestioning and utterly loyal slave, of course. Why would you wish for anything else? Once she's completely beholden to you, you can do whatever you want from there.

  49. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    sex with satan

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she turns into Barney and rapes you with his seven dicks

  50. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    To be her throne and toilet in hell for all eternity and she has ibs

  51. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Easy. The ability to control people's minds. With that you can fuck anyone you want. Ask rich people for money. Communicate in any country, etc. This is the ONE and only super power that is uniformily the best.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. I wish that.

  52. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    satan is cute, CUTE

  53. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    To become a god, with all powers, abilities and privileges, so I can fix up this clusterfuck of a world or just fuck off and start a new one.

  54. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something to watch that isnt pozzed

  55. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'd wish for my wishes to be granted by devil bunny

  56. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    every dumb "wish" movie
    >"I cant grant like any wish but I cant make people love you"
    >"Oh. Hey, can you make me someone this girl I want to love me likes?"
    >"My moron, I just said...... eughh, fine."

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're to appeal to normies so of course it's about some dope making dumb wishes and getting fucked over.
      Nevermind that there's nothing mystical about love, it's just ingrained synaptic pathways releasing oxytocin like a drug addiction.
      I would cancel all existence including the devil's. Beat that.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Nevermind that there's nothing mystical about love
        I think the rule is less about the mystical nature of love and more about the ethical implications of brainwashing someone into forcibly loving you.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          That implies there's some universal arbiter of ethics, in which case I would ask to meet god almighty, the real creator of the universe, without dying. No devil can withstand his glory and power.

  57. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    unlimited chicken nuggets to eat out of Elizabeth hurleys ass

  58. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I never have to be her personal toilet haha funny if that would backfire haha

  59. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Piss party

  60. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish that my following wishes wouldn't have any unexpected negative consequences.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      but now you'll have the negative consequences. You'll just expect them now.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well if I expect bad consequences I won't make any more wishes. Checkmate, Satan.

  61. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The movie to be re released and every outfit she's in she takes off and is naked before the new wish happens.

  62. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish my Visa debit card would work, but my only

  63. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the original movie good?

  64. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every time someone sees my dick they fall into a trance where they will obey every order I give them. They will also lose all memory of what happened during the time starting from the 10 minutes before they saw my dick and ending 10 minutes after I snap my fingers and say 'sneed'

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      the evil genie will make 'everyone' include you yourself

  65. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    6 shags and an act of altruism for someone else so I can go again

  66. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    not to have a micropenis

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not to have a micropenis
      Granted. You are still not a woman.

  67. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    that my BBC wasn't so G*ddamned big

  68. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  69. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish for the ability to freely time travel.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You ONLY travel through time. So the instant you time travel you end up in the vacuum of space and die.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck.

  70. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same thing I wish for everyday. Death.

  71. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    to ber her nephew

  72. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    For all the garden gnomes to be gone

  73. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good movie. Still waiting for a bluray to be released so I can see her gorgeous body in HD.

  74. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    To have the full control over the power, knowledge and wisdom of the devil.

  75. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    perfect health

  76. 6 months ago
    N1GG3R_7HR047_2L42H3R

    the security of the white race

  77. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    my face to be buried in her ass

  78. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk what this is
    From the replies ITT, I'm guessing it's some kind of monkey's paw?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        > :08
        hnnnnggg

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its a movie called "Bedazzled" Liz Hurley is the devil and yeah its a monkeys paw situation. If you want to coom to Hurley ...there are better options

  79. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    a clean bill of health ( no diseases, etc) and I am a 8/10 and to have a loving wife who is also 8/10 with a clean bill of health

  80. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The best answer

  81. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    a cute gf... I know I'm asking too much

  82. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get a big mac

  83. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    A teen gf

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're arrested for statutory rape and tried in front of an activist judge who gives you a life sentence.

  84. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    m**t to have never made this site

  85. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with turn of the millennium Liz Hurley.

  86. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    A better movie.

  87. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll have a diet coke

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      she gives you a pepsi

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's flat and warm.

  88. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Death to all I dislike.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone who would wish for this clearly dislikes themself

  89. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I messaged Disney about re-releasing this movie on Blu-ray. If it happens you know who to thank.

  90. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    17 dollars

  91. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    An american white ethnostate with trump as dictator.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      why in the fuck would anyone want to be ruled over by a dictator? no matter who it is. I mean white ethnostate I get but why willfully put your freedoms under anyone's heel? that's a slave mentality.

  92. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would sign a deal with the D*vil.
    Fuck Hollywood
    Fuck you godless fucks

  93. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I had a woman with a big butt in my life.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Granted. She's morbidly obese

  94. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    vaporization of the mods and jannies and any new ones that ever take their places

  95. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    An extra three inches

  96. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    probably just a bunch of money because that can be translated into the multiple things I actually want; a good piece of land and money to furnish it, a fertile wife, kids, the ability to help other people and invest in the community

  97. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd have just hooked up with her, no wishes needed it's clear she wanted me. Imagine having a cosmic level being as a waifu who isn't really evil since it's proven that you can't truly give up your own soul in the Bedazzled-verse.

  98. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    For her to be my faithful and loving wife for all eternity

  99. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The end of humanity as we know it
    The fulfillment of my vision

  100. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    A turkey sandwich on rye bread, and no weird tricks like the turkey is a zombie or I become the turkey, got it?

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