>on tv
Nobody but old people watches TV nowadays. I ditched it 6 years ago myself. It's a shame that internet has turned into an even bigger propaganda cesspit lately. It was great back when TV was their main focus and everyone pirated movies. Now Netflix, Amazon etc are just as bad but they're even more powerful and subversive because they feed on your cookies.
Well, he wouldn't smoke cigars, since zoomers think tobacco is evil for some odd reason.
He also wouldn't be married, because only boomers, and other old people got married.
>rips vape
Ya know, fr fr I deadass think you aren’t on God 100% when you tell me that no cap. In fact… >rips vape again, sticks it back into his permed hair for later
In fact, no cap, this only fans model I gave $50 to this morning has this idea you see…
He would just arrest the guy he's politically opposed to and the DA would railroad them. Anytime he's required to put his own life in danger to protect a civilian he refuses and pretends like he didn't know what was going on. Also he's deathly afraid of his own service weapon and keeps it unloaded and in his glove box.
Aye yo! Finna ax you one mo thing, like for real. Know what I'm sayin? Like, for real, you gotta be, like, the dead ass killer, know what I'm saying? Like for real, dat really be you tho. Like, for real.
>the mango vape? Ah yes, that shit is bussin respectfully, sir. No cap. My mommy gf doesn’t allow it in our apartment, though, she’s trying to quit, you see, so I always have to get a hit from the boys. Do you mind?
*inhale* >frickin fire, sir. Well, I should dip and leave you to the grind. >oh wait, just one more thing. I thought you’d find this interesting. You see, when they found the guy his shit was all fricked up, but there wasn’t any evidence. The only thing they found at the scene was an empty mango cartridge in the trash. If I’m being deadass with you, sir, you’re starting to seem a bit sussy
Hello fellow kids personified in an attempt at shit posting a green text. It's like you guys read what other fogies type trying to sound like a zoomer kek.
>*hits vape* >"Just one more thing. I'm finding it a bit sus that you're deadass, no cap, claiming you got no vibes with the victim when you clearly had mad emoshes with them in your Snap stories. Fr, fr, you two were dabbing eachother up on tiktok every other day."
I live in Finland and can confirm this. I see more and more broccoli-headed kids every day. The influence of American media is very difficult to resist, especially when parents don’t give a shit what their kids are doing.
>You see... the entity im looking for had a gaited walk and no harm upon your personage ZE ZIR but you match the decription from a Zoetic witness >'I have no clue what you mean Ms Columbia' >Of course you're right, my suspect has a gaited walk from what looks like a major surgery on their pelvic section and that pickled penis in a jar on your mantelpiece is merely a token of a manhood you never had
>the suspect is deadass guilty af, he's about to confess fr fr, just give me two more weeks
>it’s just funny how people are different you know. When I say something, I ens my saying 'no cap'
Are crime procedurals still being made?
yeah there's at least half a dozen law and orders on tv now
>on tv
Nobody but old people watches TV nowadays. I ditched it 6 years ago myself. It's a shame that internet has turned into an even bigger propaganda cesspit lately. It was great back when TV was their main focus and everyone pirated movies. Now Netflix, Amazon etc are just as bad but they're even more powerful and subversive because they feed on your cookies.
he wouldn't have the attention span to solve anything
Kramer?
Well, he wouldn't smoke cigars, since zoomers think tobacco is evil for some odd reason.
He also wouldn't be married, because only boomers, and other old people got married.
>zoomers think tobacco is evil for some odd reason
Based zoomers. Enjoy your cancer butthole.
Hormone therapy probably does more damage, homosexual.
When zoomers had guys like this show up at their school they thought they were cool
>rips vape
Ya know, fr fr I deadass think you aren’t on God 100% when you tell me that no cap. In fact…
>rips vape again, sticks it back into his permed hair for later
In fact, no cap, this only fans model I gave $50 to this morning has this idea you see…
He would just arrest the guy he's politically opposed to and the DA would railroad them. Anytime he's required to put his own life in danger to protect a civilian he refuses and pretends like he didn't know what was going on. Also he's deathly afraid of his own service weapon and keeps it unloaded and in his glove box.
Columbo never kept his weapon to begin with
Aye yo! Finna ax you one mo thing, like for real. Know what I'm sayin? Like, for real, you gotta be, like, the dead ass killer, know what I'm saying? Like for real, dat really be you tho. Like, for real.
>the mango vape? Ah yes, that shit is bussin respectfully, sir. No cap. My mommy gf doesn’t allow it in our apartment, though, she’s trying to quit, you see, so I always have to get a hit from the boys. Do you mind?
*inhale*
>frickin fire, sir. Well, I should dip and leave you to the grind.
>oh wait, just one more thing. I thought you’d find this interesting. You see, when they found the guy his shit was all fricked up, but there wasn’t any evidence. The only thing they found at the scene was an empty mango cartridge in the trash. If I’m being deadass with you, sir, you’re starting to seem a bit sussy
DEADASS
Hello fellow kids personified in an attempt at shit posting a green text. It's like you guys read what other fogies type trying to sound like a zoomer kek.
thatsthejoke.bmp
you would think anon, it's just not as funny when it's the same regurgitated "fr fr this is bussin no cap". put some elbow grease into it.
But that is exactly what that post you loathed was.
>It's not that deep, detective. May I suggest you touch some grass?
only thing that I'd change
>hol' up, just one more thing
For starter a different name because Columbo is problematic
he'd be too moronic to solve crimes
>*hits vape*
>"Just one more thing. I'm finding it a bit sus that you're deadass, no cap, claiming you got no vibes with the victim when you clearly had mad emoshes with them in your Snap stories. Fr, fr, you two were dabbing eachother up on tiktok every other day."
That's actually good.
Boring, repeditive, formulaic, tedious, lacking any sort of value at all.
so basically Mrs. Columbo?
wtf is that?
Yes anon. Zoomer culture is just black culture but ten times more vapid
>Zoomer culture is just black culture but ten times more vapid
What a terrifying thought.
It's less true for euro zoomers, though they're sadly catching up. Can't wait for the US to just die already tbqhf.
its already spread too far with eurozoomers. i hate dutch zoomers so much
I live in Finland and can confirm this. I see more and more broccoli-headed kids every day. The influence of American media is very difficult to resist, especially when parents don’t give a shit what their kids are doing.
A little violin is playing to accompany your tragedy
now its a homegrown strain. i can only imagine whats coming next
is that kramer
fr fr
Like a millennial Columbo just less gay.
terrible
>ayo sus you sussy b no cap fr in the bezizy i figure it yo bae but then im like nah bae to fine to merk a trick ya feel.
amoungus music plays
How about original Columbo solving zoomer crimes instead? What a quintessential zoomer crime be like?
>Gotta go. Cap! I actually gotta shoot more shit wit' you, fr fr
Clueless
Golumbo??
>sheesh, one more q my good slime, how tf did dat b***h peel her cap, nahameen fr
>You see... the entity im looking for had a gaited walk and no harm upon your personage ZE ZIR but you match the decription from a Zoetic witness
>'I have no clue what you mean Ms Columbia'
>Of course you're right, my suspect has a gaited walk from what looks like a major surgery on their pelvic section and that pickled penis in a jar on your mantelpiece is merely a token of a manhood you never had