What would've happened if Max said right instead of left?

What would've happened if Max said right instead of left?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goofy: Thatta boy Maxy! I knew you wouldn’t let me down!

    Max: (Pretending he doesn’t know) Uh dad, what are you talking about?

    Goofy: Oh, nothing….

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like to think instead of stopping the car aggressively, he would have pulled to the side alot more solemnly and the heart to heart would have happened on the sude of the road. Kind of like Goofy only knows Max told him to turn left to make him happy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Either he still broaches the subject, just a lot more calmly like
      Or they try ignoring the open secret for a while until things boil over in some other fashion later

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like it, sort of like Goofy recognizes that instead of being a part of Max's life, he'll end up running it like Pete does to PJ.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he would have pulled to the side alot more solemnly and the heart to heart would have happened on the side of the road
      Would have been a heart tugger for sure, but I think it's really special to see Goofy that mad. Both films really are great father son movies.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >*Car slows and stops*
        >Maxie, when we left a few days ago, you really didn't want to come fishing. There's still somethin' you'd rather be doing, isn't there?
        >What? No. I mean... father-son fishing trip? Right?
        >Granddad and I took a lot of trips like this. I have a lot of memories with him in a boat on the lake. It was how we connected and shared some important times in our lives, but that doesn't mean it has to be the same for us if you aren't interested in fishin' trips. You're growing up and, well, your old man just wants to make sure he's still a part of your life, too.
        >It's okay, Dad, really.
        >Now, Max, I may not always the fastest horse in the race, but I can't help you if you don't let me in a little bit.
        >Well, there's this girl, back home. And a concert...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The second movie is more about Goofy's mid-life crisis after his role as a father is over.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fatherhood never ends.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The movie ends with Goofy willingly driving away from a clearly mature Max, having made a comment about sticking around only to reveal it was a joke.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does Mickey exist in this timeline? Does Donald?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They’re in the open road song.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, we see them make cameos.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was always confused by this. Didn't Goofy make Max the navigator and tell him that they get to decide where to go? Why is the moral of the movie to just lie your way to success and things will work out, and to be okay with overbearing and uncompromising parenting? Like Max wanted to go to a party with one day in the entire summer. Goofy could've just pushed the road trip off by a few days, and they could've spent the entire summer together.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he let Max changes the stops, but Max changed the whole destination behind Goofy's back and was lying to him about it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The final destination wasn’t suppose to change. Goofy decided he’d let Max pick the stops along the way only.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The core conflict of the movie is Goofy learning he is treating Max like a child and it's causing Max to do dumb shit just to escape his helicoptering. Goofy is the protagonist, not Max. Try watching the movie whilst being older than twelve.

      I 5hink the issue is trying to cone up with a new theme. They already did the "Overbearing father learning to deal with empty next syndrome" twice, so where would it go? Goofy with a midlife crisis?

      Actually that kinda sounds funny. He tries to join some hip new club to show Max and Sylvia he's still got it but it turns out to be the mafia. He accidentally keeps "whacking" criminals the mob want dead and everyone thinks he is living a Walter White esc. double life whose niceness is all an act.

      Extremely is already 'Goofy has a midlife crisis'.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Max is definitely the protagonist, it's a fricking kids movie for frick's sake, of course he is the primary POV. Goofy is the deuteragonist.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because this entire movie runs on this terrible cliche of characters "not talking to each other".
      Like 90% of most situations on those children and their parents movies could be solved in the first 10 minutes if they just talked.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Talking things out literally never happens irl. I've never known a family. You cant and wont provide a touching moment solved by the power of communication.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've told my dad that I fapped to pics of him when he was a young man and he seemed to understand.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
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            Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No fricking way.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no wonder you came out like that if your father doesn't realize why that's bad

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What would've happened if Max said right instead of left?
    Goofy time.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goofy would have turned left. If Max said right, he would have proven to be selfless, and Goofy would reward his son's sacrifice with the concert.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goofy would've given him a blowjob.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No third Goofy movie with Goofy being a Grandpa.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I 5hink the issue is trying to cone up with a new theme. They already did the "Overbearing father learning to deal with empty next syndrome" twice, so where would it go? Goofy with a midlife crisis?

      Actually that kinda sounds funny. He tries to join some hip new club to show Max and Sylvia he's still got it but it turns out to be the mafia. He accidentally keeps "whacking" criminals the mob want dead and everyone thinks he is living a Walter White esc. double life whose niceness is all an act.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I instantly think of Click and the quarter trick and the I love you son
      But Goofy's a stellar dad and Max did grow up after college. Today's Disney just couldnt tackle a dad and son dealing with getting old and death. I mean really what would the conflic even be yknow? I dunno a third movie for me would put Max and Goof on the side and tackle the late stages of Pete and Jr's relationship imo. Which that could better align with Click now that I think of it if Jr. became just like his dad to the point of A) Jr. Realizing success cost him B) An older Pete realizing he fricked up and wants to make amends now that he'a older and his fancy stuff makes for a cold home.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like that Goofy genuinely fault betrayed by Max. The one time we see our happy go lucky father figure put his foot down on not being respected enough to just have a conversation with each other. It is that balance of your youth is more important than you long term relationship with your family.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goofy would have sucked his dick but my cum would have jizzed down his throat instead, not his tasty boy's

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