Whatever happened to these yahoos?

Whatever happened to these yahoos?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They moved into your head, without paying rent.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Must have, because literally everyone forgot about these hip new trendsetters

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dead meme paid shill.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    B-Negative will appear in Morbius 2, according to my anonymous sources.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      first movie to make 2 morbillion dollars

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The book was cancelled before even the first issue came out because of the bad online reaction. They've been shelved and have not appeared in the comics.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Gay vampire showed up in one of the Darkhold books

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Good, he was the best designed one.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I believe he was promptly killed off in that appearance.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Wow, that's a shame. I feel like he's the only one of these rejects that could handle a solo series. He could also unironically say "Its Morbin' Time!" since he seems like the kind of character silly enough to lean into that dumb meme.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Cinemaphile has actually had two threads were they fully fleshed out a background, supporting cast, and villains for B-Negative.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        HIVampire is a terrible name

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I thought it was Pozferatu.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No, it was changed to Count Twinkula after the reboot.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >An elseworld

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        HIV positive, maybe

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Kibblesmith
    Is that someone who makes artisanal dog chow

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No he's just an awful comedy writer who looks like a living wojak and is woke as hell.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's this israeli sperg, author of black 'Santa's Husband'.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's like he's trying to prove the conspiracies about israeli subversion right.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >If they see a white one we'll say "That's the guy who buck breaks Santa"
        wtf??

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only one who's design wasn't complete garbage, B-Negative, showed up in an alternate universe Blade comic, where Blade killed him off panel. The others have been buried so far underground that they'll never see he light of day.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They were an april fools type joke, what did you expect?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, it was legitimate they wanted to wow the twitter wokies with how progressive and hip they were but ended up making something that all sides absolutely hated. And as quickly as they revealed them, they shelved them. The event that they were supposedly to be a part of was drastically cut down to the point where it was just a small crossover that affected nothing, and was largely forgotten afterwards. I wonder if Kibblesmith is still blocking anyone who asks about this shit?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I thought the twist was suppose to be similar to Thunderbolts were they were actually villians pretending to be heroes and just using Social Justice to mask/defend there ideals and was suppose to highlight what leftist grifters do

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That was just a story circulating around here.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Oh well guess I'm a dumbass that deserves to be raped by Amazonians then

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's dead Jim, you don't need to keep making these threads asking this question over and over. Or at least stop being coy and just go "REMEMBER THESE homosexualS"

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Which Superhero team wins

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The freshmen, sure they may exist to shill body spray, but at least they were in a comic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shit, man, this looks like a fun group. I'd read this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >It's a fricking Axe promotion
      The frick does body spray have to do with freshmen...actually I think I know the answer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >homie's superpower is being Kenyan

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      would date windchill tbh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >burner, he's hot
      >chill, she's cold
      >vanish, he vanishes
      >override, she's computer
      >double-time, he moves twice as fast

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lol token white woman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely disgusting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ANY language
      >only human and computer
      >only human and simplified english
      how does that help in the USA?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'll take Alyssa.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The zoomer's uncle internet gassed them, never 4get

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Cinemaphile really can't take the win and let it go, can it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's just one guy, he really wants that dumpster fire that come out, for some ungodly reason. Every month he makes this thread, sometimes more than once a month.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's sad, but I do believe Cinemaphile hast the level of autism enough to produce such person.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah like the Maryprostitutekek shitposter or Tommy

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair, didn't Tommy come from reddit?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair, didn't Tommy come from reddit?

            Who is Tommy? I keep seeing people attributing negative Marvel posts to him.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Tommy's the guy who's obsessed with the false perception that "Harley gets untreated fairly, because people prefer other characters who have been redeemed from villainy--meaning it's OBVIOUSLY a double-standard."

              Just some autist who's obsessed with his disingenuous bullshit. People hate Nu-Harley because old Harley was a much more fun character, not because "female villains aren't allowed to be redeemed."

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Im starting to think these characters ar only created to make a focus test in a global level

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rape

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Green and middle pink should consumate

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    would

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >could it be you're craving my...mcnuggies??

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Would hunt it with Spears to feed my village for the season.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I also would...hit it with my truck.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The loss of this fine ass thicc Indian chick (or whatever she's supposed to be) is the greatest tragedy in this whole affair.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The fat ones always get me. Do these people just remain stationary during a protracted villain battle? Trailblazer here would get gassed eight seconds in and be completely useless for several hours after.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not to mention she's not a superhuman in any sense. Her "power" is her magic backpack, which lets her pull out random items. She has no control over what she pulls out though. So in the middle of a battle against Electro, this useless fat frick pulls out a spatula then gets electrocuted and dies.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's just Fat Chance from the Venture Brothers.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          People seem to forget that "fat" as a body type is perfectly acceptable for fighting. I believe gladiators were a little on the fatter side, and you can see boxers today kicking ass while looking pretty fat. Why give her a back pack when you could have just made her the tank of the group?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            There's a difference between being strongfat, and just fat.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It'd be fun to make her strong fat, but show that she clearly likes food and tries to maintain a balance of eating and working out to keep her "strong fat" body type. Or what if she eats to get power like Soda Popinksi? Face wise, she strikes me as the type who could be serious during a fight, but have silly moments.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                literally all they had to do was give her superpowers besides having a magic bad tbh. could explain anything else away with 'its super powers b***h'

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Like Faith? People still have problems even if you do that, only fat guys get a pass

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                this is undeniably true. still remembering that time they made amanda waller a skinny hot chick

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm thinking they want to be extra "diverse" and think "Not every hero has to be a supermodel! Lets make this one fat!". My point is that you can do that, but they never seem to know how to do it right.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >look at dis dooooood
      >ohnonononononono

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >discount Dora the Explorer
      She doesn't even have the map that points her to whatever she needs. She's fricking worthless.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But she has a magic backpack

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So Fat Chance

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >But she has a magic backpack
          So what? She still can't tell me how to get to the Gumdrop Castle. How am I ever going to get to Princess Peppermint's party now?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you mean, her big belly?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Made for railing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i didnt notice that his gloves have slurp holes because he feeds like a marvel vampire. actually a cool detail

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      oh wait, is that an edit? disappointing if so

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Those aren't edits

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are you guys still sperging about the "internet gas" thing?
    Like this isn't the kind of moronic concept Morrison would come with and you wouldn't suck his ball dry for it.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      who thought a derogative term was good as a superhero name?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Its fricking hilarious.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Alright guys, hear me out
        >These are my two new heroes
        >Jogger and SandBlack person

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Do you mean snowflake or safe space? Because snowflake is a perfectly acceptable name for an ice themed superheroine, but safe space is just stupid.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          snowflake is still pretty mockable on its own

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I heard the writer blocks anyone on twatter who asks about it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can't imagine how much shit that guy got for both looking like a stereotypical soiboi and having come up with that pitch, lol

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >internet gas

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is really the only time I can think of where a whole product got 100% shelved just because of how cringe people thought it was.

    Even the fricking Crunchyroll fake anime girl show got quietly dumped years after everyone forgot about it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The sunk cost on this was probably pretty low. The book still had awhile to go before it's publication date when it was announced, so it's likely they only had to eat the publishing cost for a single issue, payments for script and artwork for a few more issues, and the marketing cost.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't it also the time when a bunch of shit was canned because of Covid? Thor's Empyre story was cancelled too even though it's supposed to explained how he got his Gaea powers and green lightning.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's just shit getting canceled for things beyond anyone's control. That's not something that was in production and got shelved 100% solely on how hard it was mocked online.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This was canned because the SJWs on Twitter (aka the target audience for this) were outraged because they thought this was mocking them, which to be fair it pretty much does, although unintentionally.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We didn't deserve them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      True, and thankfully the world avoided this punishment.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And we also didn't get them, so its nice to see comic book fans finally avoid some undue punishment for a change.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They should scrape together every bit of material concerning them. Completed pages, rough drafts, sketches and concept art. A behind the scenes write up.
    Compile it into a single volume and be done with it.
    I figure this stuff is going to sit in a vault until it gets lost in a fire decades from now. Might as well put out what you've got. They could do it digital only for minimal expenses.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How many time you have to ask?

    Also, why people can't use google instead of put garbage on blue boards?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you bumping the thread then you absolute moron ? Just ignore it and it will go away. You summergays are the worst.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >summer
        you're in this thread and respond to me, who's worst? People have to know this place is flooded by bots posting the same thing at least one time a month

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not whining about this thread existing, you are, just how small is your brain really ?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Because i actually want a better place as a community where talk about something and not just pull up some placeholder thread to boost ads visualization with clibaiting?

            Op will never respond

            sound like a satyrical character instead of a serious one

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No you don't, you want to dictate what other people can discuss. You have to go back.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You think some group paid for bots to post threads about a canceled comic from two years ago? Are you legitimately moronic?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            not really unbelievable since they put ads even in between long threads

            No you don't, you want to dictate what other people can discuss. You have to go back.

            you can talk to anything you want but then you have to ask to remove the "low quality" rules on blue boards

            Don't get me wrong, i'm just tired of see the same thing over and over when people "intentionally" want to talk about things already dead and gone, when no one liked it and surely for attract people just to troll or complain about it for like 80% of the thread

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget their nemesis

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          fricking brilliant

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >tumblrsexyman

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ngl I like his fashion and I'm a bit envious I'd probably can't pull it off as well as he does

        Creative use of teh symbol here

        kek

        should have done more of them, those are great

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Rhe artist Run777 has a great style

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >No skye

            ONE
            JOB

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        give him the most obnoxious flamboyant gay accent and I'm sold

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he's not black
        homie you had one job

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gentleman thief hopelessly behind the times. Confused why everyone thinks he is racist, just wants to steal shit.

        Attempt to create an artificial Hulk without using gamma radiation. He is stronger than baseline Hulk and exudes a toxic cloud when pissed, but no gamma means his peak is a lot lower and he cannot regenerate as well. He also gets overheated in long fights.

        Old school weather underground type bomber, he is trying to avenge the people of his generation who were failed by the system. Has a great rapport with the team, especially Internet Gas kid.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Punisher had a character that was already basically the same concept called The Elite.
        Same story also had an insane Eat The Rich commie.
        They end up teaming up together with a serial killing priest to try and get the Punisher to join them because they thought he was a kindred spirit.

        I'm sure you can imagine how that worked out for them.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          if it was written by ennis then they were raped, murder, and cannibalized in whatever order

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It was written by Ennis but in it Frank just kills them in disgust. This was still 616 continuity so he couldn't go TOO hard on them.

            Punisher MAX came right after this book though.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              just because it didn't happen on page, does not mean it didn't happen in ennis mind

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that instagram is supremely low effort, but it did remind me there's a guy called coach boomer from the sky high movie who can make a sonic boom

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they got googled

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kibblesmith now writes Archie comics that get 3000 orders

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unless its horror all of their comics never even chart.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cancel culture struck

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    january 6th happened. sensitive right wingers

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd have a threeway with snowflake and twinkerbelle.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think the other can be reimagined like how that one anon gave B-Negative an origin story?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Snowflake and Safe Space can be. The internet gas guy can be, too. But instead of "internet gas", and say he breathed in smart nanites that can digitally construct things for him. I'd also name him Task_Manager or something. I wouldn't focus on making him too original right out of the gate, we should focus on making him interesting and see where his power takes him.

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