What's going on, bossanova? Just watched you whip my wife in the face with a branch

What's going on, bossanova? Just watched you whip my wife in the face with a branch

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    original was better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nah

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its shorter and sweeter but nicks funnier in the sequel

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >You and your crack head wanna cook up schemes where I'm hitting your branch with a wife and.. hip tossing her down a flight of stairs and running over her with my frickin car.. y'know stay the frick outta my way then! Don't come see me then don't come over!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nick makes a strong point.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >And you tell me that's the official story el presidente?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a wooden african BOWL

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is MDE's best sketch i dont know why it isnt talked about more.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > tells his subscribers to be masculine
    >40 years old and childless, not even married

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >being masculine is changing diapers and dealing with some c**t

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >being masculine is being a genetic dead end loser who failed at life's most basic purpose unlike every single one of your ancestors

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Men are fertile until they die, anon. Genuinely no rush.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Having responsibilities is masculine.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Fatherhood is feminine
        So this is the power of trad males...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao generic programming in action. I hope you continue to feel that way. 99% of people are overjoyed that people like you aren’t reproducing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      maybe in a few years but i dont think he could continue making his content if he did that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >being masculine is being a genetic dead end loser who failed at life's most basic purpose unlike every single one of your ancestors

      even though Sam is a really funny guy I wouldn't take any advice from him and anyone with critical thinking wouldn't either. Sure he has stupid fans but everyone does and bothering yourself with the thoughts of morons is a waste. Just watch his skits and podcast clips (where Nick is talking)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Generally his advice is financial and social, and it's pretty accurate. Every now and then he just says simple health stuff like you need to get 20 minutes of sun and easy stuff like that. That being said, I just pay attention to his comedy mostly.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I just don't like his stupid doomer takes on a lot of things. He discourages people from doing things or says they are dumb simply because his world view is completely jaded. It makes sense he's so cynical because he has been blacklisted and hated on so much. I do think his social stuff isn't bad for his target demographic though, nobody else is talking to them

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            There's a super fine line between cynical / doomer and realistic though. Stuff like support systems.

            financially Nick is way better than Sam IMO. He is more realistic and helpful and teaches you how to save money. Sam's advice could put you in a hole more often than not

            That's fairly true, but he got most of his non-meme advice from Nick, and now Nick is also on the podcast so you get both anyway. All of his non BTC crypto advice is just him meming.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          financially Nick is way better than Sam IMO. He is more realistic and helpful and teaches you how to save money. Sam's advice could put you in a hole more often than not

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he has given pretty sociopathic advice on women that a lot of his fans will take to heart. that way, they can end up a childless 40 year old on steroids like him

          how much pussy you "stacked up" in your young years is really going to matter a lot when you're a 50 year old without kids or family. his wigger posse will be about 30 then and will probably have moved on from making cloud rap

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Eh? He's generally against the sort of generic hedonist type lifestyle. He encourages men to get a woman who will help you make money. That's his basic advice for women.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              are you really going to tell me a guy who brags about cheating on his girlfriends and fricking a 16 year old fan as a 30 year old is against hedonism? i dont think you have seen a lot of his content

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm subbed to the gumroad stuff. He never promotes anything hedonistic. Or if he discusses it, usually makes it sound dour or inadvisable. One of his goons mentioned that he wants a baddie and Sam said "nah you really should just get a nice girl."

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >sam
      >childless
      Anon, do your reps lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >gives advice on dealing with toxic people
      >is the most toxic person in his life, has not maintained any relationships for any length of time, personal or business

      Based e-daddy!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Real artists should never have children. Fricks up their focus. They already have plenty of legacy to worry about, no need to add a kid into the mix.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Reads like cope to me, Sam

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >i told him straight up! If you keep fricking around im gonna drive down to your kid's pre school and i'll shoot you in the mouth with a fricking rifle
    >im gonna drive a truck carrying LEAD INGOT 112mph right through your family tahou. And i'll laugh the entire way. And i'll wear a diaper if i have to get there faster
    >I'll twist your kid's head around
    >I'll freeze you and then thaw you. It doesn't bother me! Do you know how long it takes blood to freeze? A week!
    >i'll chainsaw your whole family in half with a lawnmower
    >I'll blow your car apart, pull you out of the wreckage and frick you until i cum.
    >He refunded me the $30 immedietly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      one of my favorite nick speeches

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the punchline that he said all that for a $30 refund is the funniest part

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      one of my favorite nick speeches

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      one of my favorite nick speeches

      link?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        its here

        https://youtu.be/QPqJJtE-uOk

        The full skit is on yt btw. Most people here have probably only seen the 7 minute cut.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sam Detractors would have more of a leg to stand on if they didn't bomb every thread about him. It's almost like he makes them seethe, and that in and of itself gives him the win.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Most of his detractors are women that he won't frick

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >actual footage of the USS Liberty Incident

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that was my comment on the wine party vid

      i still get alerts popping up for people commenting on it now and then

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The full skit is on yt btw. Most people here have probably only seen the 7 minute cut.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >that's the ticket
      Charls bros...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      whats the best way to download this for posterity? youtube-dlg and jdownloader 2 isnt working with it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        anonfiles dot com slash 39ObX7m2y5

        Here you go 🙂

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          cheers man
          did you download it from youtube? if so, what did you use

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I personally use Newpipe to rip all my YouTube videos. Its an alternative and superior YouTube frontend for Android that's FOSS, so you gotta get it off Github, FDroid or the official site and not Google Play.

            I used Open Video Downloader for a little while, which was a GUI for yt-dl, but thats been shitting the bed recently for me.

            I know, I know, I'm a filthy phoneposter. :'(

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              thanks
              im specifically looking for windows options though
              and yeah, as i said earlier, im having trouble with youtube-dlg too

              I recommend youtube-dl

              it doesnt seem to be working for me, or at least not youtube-dlg

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I recommend youtube-dl

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's got thin skin... you know who else has thin skin? People with hepatitis. She sucked a guys dick in the parking lot on the way over. You know how I know? She said I just sucked a guys dick!"

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >169088755

    THE MAESTRO!

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sam has always been very hit or miss for me so I haven't watched too much of his stuff. Can you recommend me some good sketches?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      only thing he's ever done that i thought was funny was the TED talk

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this is the best thing i've ever seen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Surprisingly funny. These guys could have been chappelle tier if they didn't get cancelled and had some corporate reign in to give their logger skits better plot

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like I missed out on some really top-tier comedy here. Frick Sam Hyde.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Watch Sam hyde for the 1st time since the election era
    >He now has a gang of mumble rap zoomers as his crew

    Wtf happened. I see he has Nick on a podcast though which is good because Nick is the funniest.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he had to befriend a bunch of idiotic drug users who are too xanned out to realize he's scamming them. the only person who has stuck around him is nick, whom he has to pay to bother appearing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        woah there, you make nick sound greedy. sam makes money off the content so why the frick WOULDN'T nick take a cut?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he had to befriend a bunch of idiotic drug users who are too xanned out to realize he's scamming them. the only person who has stuck around him is nick, whom he has to pay to bother appearing

          Doesn't sam hyde make around 65k a month off of his gumroad shit alone?

          I remember around the early MDE days sam used to post videos of his bitcoin mining setups and talk about how he maxxed out credit cards to buy bitcoin.

          This was around 10 years ago so if he held his cins he must be fricking loaded atm.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, his debt tips are also pretty correct. I've got maybe 10k in medical debt and the *only* downside is that I get a call maybe once every 4 months where I say that I'll pay $5 dollars this time. It doesn't affect your credit score if you're making "regular" payments.

            Funny they don't want to be associated with Le racism considering his music guy Jet Neptune used real snuff/cp shit to promote his music and his buddy who was in his band made really weird creepy videos of his own kid brother too.

            Look into it.

            I'll look into it but I think it still makes sense. Being labeled as a racist is potentially worse for you than most things nowadays. That's why leftie whites go into crying convulsions whenever a black person starts filming them with malicious intent.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              His debt advice is the worst advice imaginable. Jesus Christ you cultists are so brainwashed. They are funny guys on the internet. Stop taking everything they say so seriously

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What is wrong with it? Being in debt really isn't bad if you make continual payments and there is either low interest or no interest. If you invest properly, you end up making more money by not paying it off. This is pretty well known. There are youtube videos about this with financial people. There was that one doctor who has something like $12 million and she said her financial advisor told her to just not pay off her med school debt for the same reason.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Links to some of these videos?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ?t=42
                This is the specific doctor one I'm talking about. Timestamp is accurate. She retains 80k in student loan debt with interest but her financial advisor tells her that she shouldn't bother as she makes higher percent return on investment. This is even more poignant with Sam because he has been investing in BTC since 2014 or so.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think they're primarily for editing and graphics and things like that at first. However he did become buddies with them. Many of them avoid any of the "racism" aspects as they don't want people to think that they are. Nick is pretty busy and lives an hour away or so. He's an unironic Mercedes salesman and owns an antique store. He named a number to be on the podcast as regularly as the audience wants and Sam said yeah of course.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Funny they don't want to be associated with Le racism considering his music guy Jet Neptune used real snuff/cp shit to promote his music and his buddy who was in his band made really weird creepy videos of his own kid brother too.

        Look into it.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wow this chud humour is so funny NOT it fricking sucks

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I cant tell them apart anymore

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's sam hyde

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Twitter meme

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